Hot Sexy Plumpers Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  4/29/2004

Hot Sexy Plumpers
** ½
2003, 1 hours and 43 minutes
Sensational Video
Directed by D. South
Starring Tawnie, Wonder Tracy, Xtacy and Samantha Smith

The Knowledge:

A little extra meat ain‘t never bothered me none. I find something more to hold on to attractive, in fact. In the past I‘ve dated plenty of girls I‘d consider “thick“ bordering on “chunky“, “voluptuous“ or “rubanesque.” I mean, none of them were ever obese, but I can deal with a chick with a larger-than-average frame and healthy appetite. I can name a good number of big-bust, plus-sized nude models off the top of my head with no problem, having been a longtime fan and member (sort of) of Scoreland.com and its affiliates. To quote an oft-used cliché‘, to me it‘s just more cushion for the pushin‘. And to paraphrase someone else, “I don‘t give a damn what (people) find attractive. It‘s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.” With that said, on to the review:

The Action:

Tawnie

Each scene begins with a short tease or interview segment, conducted presumably by D. South himself who also acts as cameraman in the scenes where he’s not actively involved, I’m guessing. Tawnie is a BBW with an average face, a middle-aged homemaker‘s way about her and a hairdo totally out of the 80s. Someone needs to get outta the trailer park and into the sun more often. D. South says to her that “I can tell by looking at you, you have a lot to offer” which is either an unfounded but sincere compliment or a wink-wink, nudge-nudge to his viewers and slight dig at Tawnie. I‘d guess the former but you never know. I mean, this movie opened with graphics of hamburgers, pizzas and pastries over each girl‘s name. South has Tawnie stand and she does a pirouette in her calf-high black boots, a short and shiny silver skirt and matching black sweater top. We then cut to Tawnie standing in the middle of a living room wearing a sheer white nightie and I feel like I just walked in on someone‘s mom. Which I probably did. Tawnie‘s stretch mark-covered belly is prominent (the kind that falls over and covers her upper thighs and hangs over her hips) but on the plus side, so are her big natural breasts. She oils those hangers up real nice before dribbling some oil down her back to shine her big dimpled ass. After this Tawnie moves to the shower to wash all that unsightly oil off her body. There‘s a joke in here somewhere about greased pigs but damned if I can bring myself to make it right now.

Finally we get to the action as we see Tawnie lying back on a bed diddling herself while two black cocks loom overhead. Fans make a lot of fuss over performers talking too much during sex scenes but the absolute silence here is deafening and certainly off-putting. It‘s like, “Why doesn‘t someone say something or make a single noise?” It‘s just weird. Something for D. South and his boys to remember. It shouldn‘t look and sound like strangers paired up just for money. Kinda sucks all the heat (if there is any in the first place) right outta the scene. The only sound here, however, is the sound of Tawnie sucking one cock while the other guy‘s thighs repeatedly slap against Tawnie‘s own solid inner thighs and thick backside. The two guys work her over mish first, then doggie, where each pump of their penis sends ripples through her rump. After one more go-round of mish, she jerks both men off into her mouth and isn‘t at all apprehensive about the plentiful post-orgasm head.**


Wonder Tracy

A veteran of the Big Naturals and Scoreland pay sites Wonder Tracy (Birthday: June 25th, 1973 Height: 5' 7" Weight: 240 lbs. Stats: 52-40-50, 42J Lives: Tampa, Florida) is up next, who I am somewhat familiar with from those very sites. She didn’t do any hardcore for BigNats and I think only one round of sex for Score (in XL Xtra Vol. II). Today, her scene will be oral-only again. For those who have never seen her, Tracy is an absolutely enormous red-headed European (she doesn’t say in her interview where exactly she’s from) with the gravelly and heavily accented voice and sexual appetite of a whorehouse madam. Meaning she talks a good game but very rarely delivers. But honestly, her talk might be enough to get you off. She plays “dirty” and “aggressive” and teases constantly. Sadly, that’s all you really get. I can’t say I would want more but for the guys that’d give this tape a rent or buy, I’m sure would like to see Tracy get boned rather than just sucking on one. All in all, Tracy’s not an ugly woman. In fact, she’s the girl you knew in school who would be semi-doable and even cute if she just lost a couple hundred pounds. You can tell there’s a hottie (funny that my spellcheck is dying to change “hottie” to “hogtie” here) in there waiting to get out, but she’s buried beneath double chins and all kinds of other fleshy rolls. Tracy’s lying on the bed to start the scene wearing a very Baywatch-like bikini. Imagine a whale somehow stole Yasmine Bleeth’s outfit from the show and you’ve got the right mental picture. She pulls her tits out of the top and starts with the normal tit-play: jiggling, licking, bouncing, swinging and swaying them around. She does all of this extremely well having had a lot of practice in her many non-sex adventures. She always gives great eye contact and says all the right things to keep you watching. A skilled entertainer, no doubt. Wonder Tracy (“Because I’m a wonder.”) sits up cross-legged and stacks her hefty melons one on top of the other and then makes her nipples “kiss” by smashing them together. The cameraman (not D. South) hands her a dildo which she shoves between her tits and sucks, then wriggles between her chunky fuck flaps. She sits up and rides the dildo cowgirl for a bit and the cameraman gets some tremendous footage of Tracy from behind, literally making that tiny dildo disappear and her massive mams swaying in the front.

The cameraman himself finally steps in for some action and we’re treated to an excellent POV blowjob with Tracy’s tits on his lap, resting on either side of his cock. Tracy continues to keep the viewer feeling a part of the action by speaking directly to you and showing contagious enthusiasm for the task at hand. If she doesn’t like sucking dick, you would never be able to notice it here, I can tell you that. In one funny moment, the cameraman gets a tad overzealous and starts forcing Tracy’s head down on his cock by the back of her head. She calmly reaches up and moves his hand away. Funny stuff. After this lengthy POV oral encounter, someone else takes hold of the camera and films the rest of the blowjob where Tracy finishes up sitting Indian-style on the floor while the guy stands over her. He shoots all over the right side of her face, into her right eye and nostril. Tracy freezes the minute cum touches her face almost, but she’s a good sport about the whole ordeal and keeps up the “sexy” act ‘til the very end where she even offers to suck off the new camera guy, too. ** ½


Xtacy

As D. South interviews I notice he’s very nice and almost OVERLY complimentary to all of the ladies. Not that this is a bad thing, but when someone’s obviously lying it comes off very awkward. How he sits there and tells these women that he sees big things in their future in the adult industry with a straight face is beyond me. I can’t say he’s lying when he calls them beautiful or that they have great bodies, etc. because I don’t know his personal taste, but to boost their heads and make them believe that they will have “great success” or “longevity” is taking things a tad too far. But it does serve to put a lot of these first-timers at ease and perhaps gives them a confidence that they didn’t have before they hear someone say those words, thus making the performance better. And at that size, with some of their looks and it being their first (and sometimes last) scenes ever, they need all the encouragement they can get. Xtacy is one such newbie who says she is “very sexual and sexually adventurous” and just wants to let her “inner-freak out.” She’s short, but wider than most of the girls so far on this disc (at least it looks that way because of her height) and is wearing a black business suit-type getup with only a black bra underneath to rein in her enormous knockers. “I’ve definitely got to invest in a wide-angle lens,” South says when she unveils those monsters. Xtacy, one undressed, we see has more rolls than the previous ladies as well. In fact, with her spare-tire (also covered in stretch marks) and pasty white complexion, she could easily be mistaken for the Michelin Man’s better half. She lies on the floor and pleasures herself with a tiny pink dildo, or at least it’s tiny in relation to her. I’m afraid she may shove it in too far and it will never come back out, even.

D. South steps from behind the camera and injects himself into the scene, positioning himself above her head, letting his cock fall into Xtacy’s mouth. When he reaches down to finger her, every inch of Xtacy from her belly-button down to her knees shakes like Jell-O. South doesn’t return the favor orally. Instead he dives right into Xtacy’s mound mish. It just occurred to me that with a girl as…voluptuous as Xtacy, you’d need a longer than average penis just to reach her pussy. I see girls like Xtacy and I wonder, “When was the last time she had sex?” Without adult video would anyone even be having sex with a girl like Xtacy? It’s strangely ironic that the women who should be paying someone to have sex with them have somehow turned the tables and are actually being paid themselves to have sex. Leave it to women. But you have to blame men, too, for actually being desperate enough to pay to see nearly any pussy poked, regardless of how attractive (or unattractive) the overall package receiving the poking might be. D. South takes Xtacy doggie and then bravely risks his life for YOUR viewing pleasure by allowing Xtacy to ride him reverse cowgirl, where she looks like a model for one of those Spencer’s Gifts gag greeting cards. If South began to experience wood problems here, I can’t say I’d blame him. But surprisingly he doesn’t and is even hard enough to penetrate Xtacy anally (the only chick in the movie willing to do it) while he coaxes her into “taking it” and coolly coos cajolement. Soon thereafter he pulls out, stands up and drops his kids off all over her ass and the small (HA!) of her back. **


Samantha Smith

Billed solely as “Samantha“ on the cover and in the credits, I think all fans of BBW‘s are familiar with this blonde-haired, blue-eyed Texan. (Birthday: March 27, 1969 Height: 5' 5 Weight: 155 lbs. Stats: 46-34-48, 38DDDD Lives: Fort Lauderdale, Florida) She‘s made the rounds on the internet, doing various hardcore scenes for pay sites like Big Naturals, Boob Squad and Monsters of Cock and has even done hardcore and nude modeling for Score magazine (Voluptuous Xtra 3, XL Xtra 1 & 3) their pay site and their sister mags and sites, Voluptuous and XL Girls. Don‘t ask me to explain her popularity and how she manages to exude sex appeal at her dimensions. She just does. One of life‘s mysteries. Samantha‘s actually pretty cute and sexy with her round face and cleft in her double chin. She looks like the horny bigger (not older) sibling of Caroline Rhea. Come on, don‘t front, you know you‘d tap Caroline Rhea, too. I know I‘m not the only one. Like Wonder Tracy before her, Sam really knows how to command your attention and play to the camera when she‘s flying solo. These two clearly understand the importance of facial expressions and doing just the right amount of talking to engage the viewer. You don‘t have to “direct“ her really, she‘s quite at home going through tease sequences on her own without someone off-camera coaching her. They must teach a course at Score headquarters or something. I know a ton of starlets who could use it if they do. They need to get “tease certified“ and take the class in overcoming “camera shyness.”

The problem for Samantha is when the sex begins. It just so ho-hum and uninspired. She really gives off the vibe that she’s just there for the check, no matter what comes out of her mouth. This scene is actually shot very well, the best captured scene on the disc with just the right amount of varied close-ups and wide shots, different angles and a steady hand behind the camera. I enjoyed Sam’s slow and measured hummer and seeing her drag her mammoth fun bags over this guy Nick’s crotch. You’d need a Richter scale to measure the disturbance Sam makes when she climbs on him cowgirl and starts rocking. There’s an excellent shot of Sam from behind here, Nick’s prick sliding in and out of her wet juicy and cavernous fuckhole. Samantha wears a pained expression on her face and bites on her thumb in doggie when Nick pummels her plump posterior. But the truth all comes out in a bit that probably should’ve been left on the cutting room floor. As Nick bangs away doggie, Sam says, “Ow…ow. Hold on. Wait a minute.” She slowly slides herself away from Nick. I don’t know what’s hurting her but her only concern seems to be “Ok, so how we doing on time? How much do we have left?” Man, I don’t care if she’s all about her job, but the viewer doesn’t need to hear it. That’s a sure-fire dick-deflator and a dose of reality we really don’t need to see. As a result of her pain, Sam is reluctant to let Nick really let her have it in doggie and prefers to verbally coach him through the art of fucking her slowly. Boooring. When did Sam acquire directorial control again? Anyhow, the pace picks back up in mish where Nick takes the opportunity to absolutely fuck her silly, prompting her to give him the good “evil” eye and say happily, “You know how to fuck me, don’t you, motherfucker?” She tit-fucks Nick to completion and he busts all over her chin. ***


Extras:

The ability to jump straight to the final credits sequence (?), four preview trailers (Plumpy Humpers 2, Girls Gone Black 3, Put It In Your Mouth and Wives Gone Black), an automated slide show and contact information for Sensational Video.

The scene selection is broken down nicely for each girl. You have the ability to jump directly to the interview, tease, masturbation, and action for each one.

Comments:

You get a decent amount of content for your money here considering I‘ve seen discs with a lot higher price tag and more scenes have a much shorter running time *coughHuslterVideocough* This is a nice basic DVD that accomplishes its intended goal. They bring you four hot sexy plumpers who all have passable sex scenes, the two “pros” being slightly more entertaining and shot better than the scenes featuring the true amateurs. My only real complaint is that during one of the scenes, there are other crew members in plain view, sticking other cameras into the shots, flashes going off, and you can see their feet walking around the action. That’s a no-no, kills the fantasy and distracting as hell, even for an “amateur” shoot. Other than that, the layout of the disc is clear, crisp and clean and simple to navigate. The menus are animated and pleasing to the eye graphically. If this is your fetish, I would recommend giving it a look-see.

Crucifixio Jones