Banana Cream Pie 2 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  4/6/2004

Banana Cream Pie #2
** * * ½
2003, 2 hours and 10 minutes
Video Team
Directed by David Aaron Clark
Starring Roxy Jezel, Luci Thai, Loni, Maja Lee, Kylie Rey and Ava Devine

The Knowledge:

Truth be told, I’m not too familiar with David Aaron Clark or his past work. I’m not fond of internal cumshots (or creampies as they‘re affectionately called) even if they are one of the hot new fetishes of the moment. Funny that something I find so unappealing be named for something edible. I’m an old-fashioned facial man myself. I wanna see the spunk on their grill, not inside. I wouldn’t even consider myself a hardcore fan of asian performers, even if there are more than a few I genuinely love. But looking at this boxcover in my hands, I feel as though I should give all of these previously mentioned things a shot. I’ve heard and read good things about Clark. I’m a fan of nearly every female in this cast which makes me willing to overlook the theme of the video. Will I (or more importantly, will YOU) be sorry that I went against everything in my head to go with my gut and heart (and another part of my anatomy I’m sure I don’t have to name) instead? It’s all on the girls and Clark’s camera now, but if what I know of these ladies and DAC to be true, this may turn out to be a keeper.


- Return to the House of Fuckdoll with Roxy Jezel

DAC’s brought Surewood, Rockman and Brian Heston (no relation to Charlton, I believe) to a club he supposedly frequents and they don’t believe it’s nearly as happening a spot as he says. He undoes a chain link gate to let the guys in and Roxy is waiting in an empty studio on a bare mattress. “Can we just go for it, Roxy?” they ask politely. Believe me when I say that’s the end of the niceties and formalities. Roxy tells the boys to have at it and starts immediately chugging the cocks coming at her from literally all directions. Little Roxy’s a dirty talker but her decadent declarations are made all the dirtier in that nasty Brit accent of hers. When Rockman plugs her vadge she screams, “FUCK MAH PUSSY~!” at the top of her lungs. As the guys basically play Ring Around the Roxy or Fuck Fuck Goose, Roxy keeps hurling encouragement their way like, “Fuck HARDER.” They oblige in nearly every position, rocking her so hard I’m afraid they might dislocate something on her tiny little frame. Does this deter Roxy? “Take your fucking cock and stick it down my fucking throat!,” she orders Surewood, mascara running down her cheeks and her hair stuck to her face with perspiration. “Make ME fuckin’ cum, man!” This girl is off the chain! Rockman can’t take any more and pops on her ass while doing her doggy. She hardly notices since she has Surewood’s cock past her throat and down in her fucking CHEST by the sound of it. She turns, gets two fingers full of Brett’s cum, licks it off and leaps into Surewood’s lap, standing cowgirl. Rockman wipes her ass off with a towel and says now she’s ready for Round Two. Damn. I could’ve swore I just watched at least fifteen rounds worth of action already. It’s all Rockman and Surewood here, too by the way; I don’t know where this other guy disappeared to. Not seeming to mind or notice, Brett and Brian continue to physically wear out Roxy missionary on the mattress…or is she wearing THEM out? It’s hard to tell; she certainly doesn’t seem phased or tired. She’s sucked every dick in the room to the root and with tears of joy in her eyes she looks at the camera…and laughs. And why not? She’s got Brett Rockman all overheated, walking around in a daze in the background fanning himself, trying to cool off before he attempts to tackle her again and Heston is MIA like Chuck Norris. Back in the fray, Brett throws his dick as far as he can to the back of Roxy’s throat, but she more or less dares him to put in more dick than he even has, inching his cock back as far as she can physically take it, testing her own personal limits and virtually non-existent gag reflex. Up against a chain link fence, the boys abuse Roxy further, fucking her doggie through one side, making her suck a cock or two through the other. I’d be afraid of powerfucking some broad with my dick going the speed of light through a hole in a metal fence, but Surewood doesn’t seem to mind. One look at his beard lets you know he likes to live dangerously. Skin of his dick be damned. “Goddamn, that fuckin’ feels good!” Roxy exclaims as Rockman and Heston pass her back and forth like a joint, standing reverse cowgirl with Brett first and then tossed to Heston for standing cowgirl. Fuck, fuck, pass…don‘t mess up the rotation! “What big cocks you have! All the better to FUCK me with!” Roxy observes, playing the role of a slutty Little Red Riding Hood AND the Wolf. An innocent looking maneater, she is. She’s been taking on three studs for over 25 minutes now (with time cuts and edits) and she is still begging for more, showing no signs of slowing down. More mish on the mattress follows, then Surewood and Heston finally drop their loads into Roxy’s mouth. Okay, get ready for the longest stream of blue talk ever: “It’s so goddamn fucking good…I’m such a fuckin’ dirty slut, I wanna be fucked 24/7...I don’t want it to ever stop…I just want a cock inside me all the time…I just want all your fuckin’ cum all over my face and I want your cock up my pussy…I just can’t get enough of it. I don’t know what’s wrong, I just want that cock all the time…” and on and on until Rockman fills her cunt up with jizz. Brett squeezes his juice outta her snatch like a Florida orange for the sake of the home viewers. He puts some on his fingers and feeds it to Jezel as we fade to black. This bawdy bird is going to be hard to follow. That performance is what Hollywood types would refer to as "career defining." Hell, I’m spent just watching it. And there’s more movie to go? **** ½


- Vegas-Style with Luci Thai

Brian Surewood is doing two things I’d like to be doing right now. No, not covering himself in baby oil and hydroplaning across a Slip N Slide: he’s packing his pipe with some phat chronic buds and watching Luci Thai strip out of her lacy red lingerie in front of his fireplace. After some tease and a short Q&A session, Luci’s squatting down sucking off Surewood. She doesn’t risk putting a run in those thigh-high candy apple-red stockings of hers by getting on her knees nor does she want carpal tunnel tendencies, so she leaves her hands at her sides. Comfortable in the position, Thai holds it while she rides Surewood reverse cowgirl. Her tits are bouncing and damn near doing parlor tricks the way they’re moving around. Luci looks hot as fuck sliding up and down that pole but I’d have to say her standing doggie while holding onto the mantle of the fireplace is just as incendiary. Scalding, even. Her pussy and creamy backside practically engulf his prick, wetness evident all around the outside. Brian dips just the tip of his dick in a few times before getting back to stirring her exotic envelope like coffee. Luci’s familiar wide smile lights up the room. On a sectional sofa, Surewood continues to drill Luci mish, her big natural juggs just out of control, while she stares a hole into your SOUL through the camera. She keeps up her intense eye-contact as she gets pounded cowgirl (seated and standing), as well. Surewood shakes and convulses like an orgasming woman when he cums inside her and then Luci spreads her legs over a glass coffee table to show off and spew out the treat Brian just injected in her. Clark gets under the table to get the shot and footage of Thai’s now-gooey and dripping fuckhole. Luci just gives us another huge grin. Man, watching Thai grow as a worker is a truly rewarding experience. This time next year, who knows how great she’ll be. But I do know that she’ll definitely be great because she’s well on her way right now. ***


- Chinese Snowballs with Loni and Maja Lee

Clark has brokered a deal with Loni that she has to bring a hot friend in order to get to fuck Sledgehammer again. Her friend is Maja Lee, a shy Chinese girl from Vancouver, according to Clark. With the sweatband on his left wrist, Sledge looks more like he’s about to do some construction work or plumbing instead of fucking. Loni and Maja (pronounced Maya) arrive and Loni is like a kid at Christmas at the sight of Sledge standing there to greet them. “You got me what I wanted!” she says excitedly to Clark. Loni can’t even find the words to describe Hammer’s dick to Maja. Eager to unwrap her “gift“ and show him off, Loni offers to “activate” Hammer’s “sleeping” wood. The girls set upon it and Maja tries in vain to force it into her tiny mouth. Loni takes over and attempts to one-up her but struggles to do much better. “It’s so thick!” she says. Sledge lies Loni back on the bed and laps at her pussy while Maja blows our director. For a supposedly “shy” girl, Maja is hopping back and forth between Hammer and Clark’s dick, sucking one, stroking the other. If that’s shy, I can’t wait until she loses her inhibitions. Or is this “shy” in China? If so, it’s time for ol’ CJ to visit Hong Kong finally. Watching Loni work on Sledge’s cock is like watching her trying to swallow a coke can. It just ain’t happening. Riding him cowgirl, it’s evident she enjoys working with him. “Goddamn, it’s so thick,” she says, not complaining but in a oh-God-this-feels-so-good way. Loni’s got huge all-natural tits and is a little pudgy, but nonetheless very attractive in a “regular girl I could probably bang” sort of way. When she hops off of Sledge, Maja is there to gorge herself on what she can fit of Sledge into her mouth. When Loni gets back on top of him, she resembles a tiny Filipina jockey trying desperately to push her prize-winning pony towards the finish line. All she needs is a riding crop, I swear. She stares a hole through Maja as she does this, who is sitting on Hammer’s face. They switch places, but Maja climbs aboard reverse cowgirl instead. “I feel like a virgin again,” she lets us know as her pussy swallows up Sledge’s considerable girth. When it slips out, Loni is there to stroke it and suck it, finally suggesting that Maja be penetrated from behind. Maja has oddly-shaped breast implants and they look even more disturbing when they’re allowed to hang freely in this position. The nipples look pointier and higher on the breast than they should be. Loni lies near Maja’s head at first and lets Maja eat her but Clark says “They’re small…STACK’EM!” so Sledge piles Maja on top of Loni and he takes turns pummeling both of their holes. Maja, however, gets taken away for some solo banging, first standing cowgirl and then Hammer lies her down to plow her mish. “Oh, fuck…you keep going like that, you’re gonna make me fuckin’ cum…Oh, God…keep hittin’ it, keep hittin’…” I think I can see Hammer’s dickhead protruding through her abdominal wall. Mid-fuck Maja changes her mind: “I’m gonna make YOU fuckin’ cum!” And she does. Hammer works up his load by stroking it out and then puts his dick back in Maja when he actually ejaculates. To quote Clark, “You made a mess of her, Sledge.” Her pussy has nut all over it, sliding down her slick lips, between her legs and down to the floor below. Loni lies underneath Maja and commands her to stand up so that she can lick the cum as it drips from her snatch. Loni gets a nice big mouthful and then spits it back into Maja’s mouth. Chinese Snowball. “Good friend, isn’t she? She’s a keeper,” Loni says. “What do you think, Sledge?,” Clarks asks. “I’ve got another one,” Sledge replies. Loni: “Are you SERIOUS?” Sure enough Sledge strokes out another load as Loni makes her way over to collect it. Maja gets a little, too as Clark tells her “Welcome to America, honey. Enjoy your stay.” I‘m sure Maja didn‘t have getting fucked hard by big black dudes with dicks the size of lampposts on her to-do list when she decided to come to the Land of Opportunity, but no one specified what opportunities she‘d be eligible for. You take what you get, sweetie. ***


- Family Counseling with Ava Devine and Kylie Rey

Kylie Rey needs school supplies. Instead, step mom Ava Devine has bought a bag full of sex toys. Devine is an attention whore (or just a plain whore) and Kylie is worried about what her friends will think. Kylie looks into the bag. “Look at this! I need school supplies! I don’t use any of this!” A friend I’m talking to rightly points out that dildos pretty much qualify as school supplies nowadays, so we can’t figure out why Kylie is complaining. Life’s too short, let’s have fun is Ava’s philosophy. She wants to show her new stepdaughter the “finer things in life” and get “closer” to her. MmmHmm. Kylie needs to loosen up according to Ava. Funny that Devine can barely keep her top on with those huge basketballs on her chest holding it in place; she‘s constantly pulling up her top and adjusting it here. I mean that in the nicest way, by the way, I’m about the biggest Ava Devine fan there is. Who cares if she’s the only girl in the movie who is older than me. But not “old”, don’t get me wrong. I’d hit it. But likely wouldn’t live to tell the tale. Trust me, I’ve heard enough Ava stories (good ones) to know to keep my distance. The sex-starved, fuck-anything-that-moves act is SO not an act.

Clark enters the restroom with his camera where the ladies are arguing. Apparently, Ava flashed him a smile in the mall so he decided to give chase. Ava starts showing off her tits and breaks out a little dildo to play with her pussy for the camera. Kylie, uptight, is still doing the shy act and does it SO well. Ava reaches over to pull up Kylie’s skirt and neither are wearing any underwear. Clark says that both girls have nice cocksucking lips and Rey pretends to be embarrassed and offended. HA. I am SO loving this set-up right now. Kylie is still pulling away and turning her head away from Ava as Ava tries to take down her shirt straps and reveal her breasts. Kylie is so cute. And here I thought when I first saw her, she’d disappear never to be seen again. Hell, if she pulled a disappearing act, I’d come to Porn Valley and hunt her down MYSELF. You can’t go, Kylie Rey, the pr0n game needs you! Devine leads Rey by the hand and makes her put her hand on Clark’s cock. “EW! That’s gross!” Ava: “Look, if you don’t fuckin’ get down here and start fuckin’ sucking his dick I’m gonna tell your fuckin’ father about who you were sleeping with!” Blackmailed, Kylie gives in. “Okay, but this is the last time you use that against me.” Rey still looks pissed off as Ava thumbs her little nipples and she lowers herself to suck Clark’s cock like a goddamn pro. Oh, not-so-innocent now are we? Ava comes over to share the cock with Kylie and gives Kylie a super hot kiss, tongues flicking and intertwining. “See, this is fun, isn’t it?” she whispers. This is so off-the-charts right now. If only Clark’s pecker extended more than just an inch and a half past his waistline. Seriously, if my dick looked like my thumb on camera, I’d probably not put it on camera. Kylie continues to suck, asking Ava to promise not to tell her father.

Clark asks if he should leave, but Ava insists that he stay. So Clark invites in some friends. “YO FELLAS!” Clark calls in the cock calvary, Surewood, Rockman and Heston. They arrive so quickly, they must’ve been waiting around the corner for the word. No stranger to blow bangs, Ava takes on all three immediately while Rey continues to work on the half-flaccid or just extremely small Clark. Surewood brings his meat over for Kylie to taste and we finally get to see how she works over something a little larger. Ava, meanwhile, is behind Kylie trying to suffocate herself with two dicks DEEP in her mouth at once. When she only has one, she’s still a woman on fire, wildly licking and stroking at anything within her personal circumference, all with a huge smile on her face. Surrounded by hard dicks, Ava is truly at home; in her element, if you will. “Kylie, your step mom is a hose-monster! Jesus!” Clark says, amazed. Took the words right outta my mouth, but don’t try to take any dick outta Ava’s. She’s got a mouthful of Heston and uses both of her free hands to skin Rockman‘s tool. Surewood props Kylie up on a nearby counter, undresses her and starts plugging away. I think Ava’s pride is hurt when Kylie starts fucking before she does, so she strips off her skirt and bends that big ass over for Rockman to fuck doggie while she keeps her lips wrapped around Heston. I thought you had to be black or Puerto Rican to acquire a bumper like that. The proportions on this Chinese/Italian fuck pig are astronomical. Switching places, Heston bends Ava over on the counter right next to her “stepdaughter” and fucks her doggie while she blows Rockman. Ava kneels between Heston and Rockman and they let loose all over her face and mouth with jizz while Kylie gets done up doggie by Surewood right next to her. “How are you doin’, honey?,” Clarks asks. “Getting’ FUCKED…HARD!”, she screams back. The acoustics in the bathroom make this resonate, as it should, loudly. “I’m such a fuckin’ slut, I’m such a fuckin’ tramp. Look at that fuckin’ cum,” Ava says referring to the two loads drying on her face. Right now, Heston has her by the hair, fucking her hard doggie facing Kylie Rey who is getting the same treatment from Surewood. The girls kiss as they both get fucked and if this was shown in a theater somewhere, I’m pretty damned sure there wouldn’t be a limp dick in the house. Surewood pulls out of Rey and feeds his prong to Kylie’s “mom.” “Taste my pussy, mom. You like that shit?” Kylie taunts as she helps Devine lick Surewood. Ava hops up on a nearby counter where Surewood fucks her next, choking her while he pounds away, her Gucci boots getting KNOCKED like H-Town. Kylie helps out by sucking at her tits, sucking Surewood’s cock and pushing his dick deeper inside Ava by his ball sack. Surewood orders Kylie to get up on the opposite counter and she complies, jumping on the counter and spreading her legs wide, playing with herself while she waits. Surewood fucks Ava until he’s ready to cum, but runs over and drops his would-be babies into Rey, spasming and convulsing as he shoots his seed right at the opening of her gash. Rey pulls her pussy lips apart and lets Ava suck the gonad goo out. What a family moment. That’s a picture for the Christmas card. Heston dives into the freshly-fucked Kylie, while Ava gets double-teamed by Surewood and Rockman; Rockman fucking Ava’s asshole, Rockman in her mouth. They fuck her holes raw while Kylie rides Heston reverse cowgirl nearby on the floor. Ava’s DP’d by Surewood and Rockman next as she screams “I need the cock…STUFF ME~!” as she rides them cowgirl. Heston jumps in the driver’s seat next, letting Ava ride him reverse cowgirl while she sucks off Surewood. Kylie’s busy with Rockman right next to them, half-sucking him and half-watching Ava be utterly astonishing. I imagine you could learn a lot if given the opportunity to just watch Ava but probably a ton more if you’re actually taking part. Maybe one day we’ll see Kylie riding a dick reverse cowgirl anal, holding and sucking two more dicks while another girl fucks her with a dildo, like we’re seeing Ava do right now. Where did this woman come from and where can we get more like her? I’m pretty sure Ava Devine wasn’t “born” but rather sprang full-grown from the forehead of some deity like a Greek goddess. “Let me show you what my mom can do,” Kylie says as she puts the dildo in Ava’s ass along with Surewood’s cock. Clark corrects her, fearing the Wrath of Ashcroft: “Your STEP-mom.” “Let me suck the fuckin’ ass juice off that fuckin’ dildo,” Ava blurts out. “How can you turn her down when she asks so nicely?” Clark jokes. Kylie adds: “You’ve got to teach me some of your tricks.” Oh, if only. But I don’t know if Ava even hears her right now because she is GONE, lost in a land of thick veiny sausages plugging and stretching out her nether-regions. Heston busts a nut in Ava’s ass and she could not be happier. It was like SHE came, she’s so satisfied. She loves it and she wants more. “Please cum in my pussy. This pussy needs to be filled with cum!” she begs. Kylie has transformed from reluctant observer and blackmailed participant to willing instigator and awed spectator. She went from saying “That’s gross” to saying “That’s so fucking hot” over and over when Surewood fills up Ava’s pussy with a dripping load. Jealous, Rey asks why Ava’s getting all the attention. The two compromise and wind up sharing Rockman’s pop shot on their faces. “Oh yeah, give us that hot juicy cum. Cum on her fuckin’ virgin face. Break her fuckin’ cherry, baby. Pop her fuckin’ cherry and nut in her fuckin’ mouth!” Ava angrily says, her hair, understandably, a sweaty, tangled mess. Damn, is there anything Ava’s NOT good at? And just when you think it’s over, Ava and Kylie turn their attention towards the camera…”We need to make one more person cum,” she says. The End? The credits roll. Quasi-incest between two women, anal, blow bangs, A2M, double-penetrations, multiple facials, cum swapping, anal and vaginal creampies and anything else under the sun you can think to name. I’m surprised no one’s head made it into a toilet. I thought it was never gonna end and for once, that’s a GOOD. Come on, what else can I give it? *****


Extras:

A controllable photo gallery (18 pictures), Cast Bios (which gives out the ladies' date of birth and the year…tres gouche, Mr. Clark! NEVER reveal their ages!), Trailers for Asia Noir, Asia Noir 2, Hotel “O” 2 and United Colors of Ass 10, phone sex ads, website information (which annoyingly plays automatically at the start of all Video Team DVDs, as well) and get this: a fifteen-minute bonus scene with Luci Thai doing Clark and Surewood. Thai must be in more behind the scenes features or bonus scenes sucking and fucking more directors than anyone else in the Valley. She’s the hot new dish and everyone wants to taste a sample for themselves. And like a doorknob, it looks like everyone‘s had a turn.

Comments:

It’s about time people realized that Video Team is good for more than just filming big booty black girls. Thank God Clark and Styles are doing something different over there, not that I mind the curvy sistas. The notion of creampies has always nauseated me, but you know you’ve come across something special when a movie makes you forget your personal biases. The last cream pie movie that didn’t make me wanna upchuck was Zero Tolerance’s Internal Cumbustion 2, where the cast was so hot you could care less where the goo ended up. This is very similar in that the girls are so freakin’ awesome, enthusiastic and spirited, they make the movie a fun one to watch and so hot to beat off to, the placement of the jizz is nearly inconsequential in the overall scheme of things. The fetish this movie caters becomes besides the point. With the exception of Maja Lee, I’ve seen all of these women before and can attest to their..."dedication" to their work. But even Maja was impressive enough, making this one of the hottest crews of Asians assembled for one flick in a long time. And trust me, I’ve almost OD’d on Asians in the past four or five months. It’s been talked about on the message boards briefly but it bears repeating: today’s current crop of Asians is one of the hottest and hungriest to come down the pike in quite some time. Gone are the days of the Asia Carreras, Kobe Tais, Kira Keners, Mimi Miyagis, Miko Lees, Kitty Yungs, Kianna Bradleys, Cumisha Amados, Leanni Leis, Mia Smiles, Jade Marcellas and Mika Tans. Today we’ve got the Thais: Luci, Nyla AND Lily. We’ve been spoiled by the likes of Kaylani Lei, Nautica Thorn, Charmane Starr, Sabrine Maui, Roxy, Katsumi, Loni, Sabine, Rose, Lucy Lee, Shai Lee, Cris Taliana, Dana Vespoli, Kitty, Brooke Milano, Sable Simms, Lyla Lei, Nyomi Marcella, Kylie Rey, Sin-Nye and Aveena Lee just to name a few. Not to take anything away from the women who paved the way but you’ve got to give credit where it’s now due. These women are so gorgeous and most importantly, so active, that they WILL be seen and they WILL make you a fan, even if Asian women aren’t normally your cup of tea. 2004 is shaping up to be THE year of the Asian starlet and Clark can rest easy knowing that he helped to solidify this, putting these sluts on the map with a super-solid offering of some of the best fucks these women have been a part of yet.

Crucifixio Jones