Whoriental Sex Academy 7 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  5/2/2004

Whoriental Sex Academy 7
***½
2003, 1 hour and 20 minutes
Sin City
Directed by Bud Lee
Starring Lucy Lee, Asia Carrera, Sabina, Lily Thai, Rose, Trevor Zen, Mr. Pete, Steve Hatcher

The Knowledge:

I think I‘m gonna OD on Asians. I‘ve done so many reviews of asian movies from so many different distributors lately it‘s not even funny. Not that I‘m complaining. Nor can I complain about the crop of Asians I‘ve been privileged enough to see lately: Charmane Starr, all the Thais, Kitty, Avena Lee, Katsumi, Lucy Lee, Nautica all make my job so much easier. Here we have another flick chock full o‘ orientals, the seventh installment of Whoriental Sex Academy, Sin City‘s series in this highly overpopulated genre. Asia‘s former love interest, Bud Lee is directing this one which would‘ve made for an interesting set were I directing a movie where my ex-girlfriend gets fucked and cum on right in front of me while she looks like a million bucks. But that‘s besides the point. What we have here is an offering of some of the hottest and newest asian girls in the business (excluding Asia, who‘s still hot as fuck and most definitely a welcome addition) frolicking in the wilderness and getting their rocks off in the cool mountain air. So before I bore you to death, on with…

The Action:

Lucy Lee

Whoriental 7 wastes no time in getting to the action. After briefly describing the premise (a camping trip) and all of the players (Asia is Mrs. Lee the instructor, Sabine is the spoiled and bratty rich kid), we leap right into the “hell raiser“ of the bunch, Lucy Lee having her twat licked inside one of the log cabins on the bar to score some beer for her girlfriends. Lee‘s spread-eagled on the table with nothing but her sneakers on and her flimsy top pulled up over her breasts. I can‘t help but notice how much lighter in complexion Lucy looks here. Every other time I‘ve seen her, her skin tone is as dark and bronze as Lilly Thai; today she could pass for Nautica Thorn. Eric Masterson grabs a handful of Lucy‘s long hair and holds it tight while she gives him another of her typically amazing blowjobs, sucking him all the way down to the root, making his member glisten with her saliva-dripping stylings. Lucy then mounts Masterson reverse cowgirl and you could think Eric was some sort of workout machine the way Lucy is exerting herself here, like she‘s trying to get a good workout and burn some calories. If she didn‘t burn any, you will watching it or at least lose a couple teaspoons worth of protein. Good thing she‘s got those sneakers on. I guarantee she burned at least an inch off of her thighs the way she was bouncing. Masterson attempts to keep the heat level high fucking Lucy missionary, where her puffy nipples are standing at attention as she grips the side of the bar. Grabbing Lucy‘s hips and hiking one of her legs high in the air, Masterson drills Lee’s wet slit doggie until she comes around and collects his jizz all over her mouth and pierced tongue. *** ½


Asia Carrera

We get introduced to the rest of the crew (Lilly Thai’s the shy brainy kid wearing glasses and Rose is our narrator supposedly even though it‘s really Tina Tyler) who finally stop hiking and meet their two male instructors, Trevor Zen and Steve Hatcher. Rose thinks this trip will quickly become a contest to see who will get laid first. All of the girls are hot for their instructors but no one has her game down pat like Asia Carrera. She asks Trevor if there‘s a place she can shower and he directs her to an old outdoor shower where Asia gets her still-perfect-after-all-these-years body wet all over. I swear to God, if someone out there has a better boob job (barring Jill Kelly) I‘d love to see it. Trevor surprises Asia with a towel and she doesn‘t seem miffed about him showing up to help her dry off. In fact, she lies back on said towel and lets Zen lick her pierced pussy clean. Trevor‘s doing a masterful job because Asia is grunting and groaning through a clenched-teeth smile/grimace, wriggling and writhing with pleasure while she pinches her nipples. There‘s something awful damn sexy about her leaving her hiking boots and socks on during all this, too. It‘s hard to believe this was shot in 2003. I know Asians tend to stay looking pretty young but I‘d wager Asia looks BETTER than she did ten years ago. The wear and tear you‘d expect to see on a performer who has been in over 300 movies in her career is not evident on Carrera at all. If you didn‘t know any better you‘d swear she started today. That is until she got down and started sucking Trevor off like she does here. This is not a skill you learn in a day. And that lucky bastard Zen is getting ten-plus years worth of cock sucking experience thrown on him full-force at the moment. I don‘t know if he grew up watching (and wanting to be with) Asia like I did, but he has to know he is totally living the (and my) dream right now.

Now Bud Lee‘s just being a prick by giving us Asia in reverse cowgirl first. Zen‘s just lying back getting rode here, Asia‘s doing all the work, bouncing up and down on his lap and grinding her twat over the head of his prick and circling her hips over him until her legs quiver uncontrollably. She grabs at her flawless breasts and rubs her unblemished pussy while Zen just takes it all in. Finally, Trevor has to earn his paycheck so he turns Asia around for some doggie. Look at those legs…How Bud Lee can just stand there and film a woman he used to fuck on a regular basis that looks this goddamn good, I‘ll never know. It takes a special man, that‘s all I can say. I‘ve never even sniffed Asia Carrera and I know I would‘ve had to try real hard to resist the urge to toss my camera and start boning her myself. You think it’s a coincidence her name is “Mrs. Lee” in this movie? Trevor pulls out and busts on Asia‘s tight round ass, the only downer for the scene. I would‘ve loved a facial. ***½


Lily Thai & Rose

Steve Hatcher invites all the girls out to see a meteor shower but Lilly opts to stay by the campfire and read a good book, like all nerdy bookworms do. As soon as everyone‘s out of sight, we see Thai‘s real motivation to be alone as she starts to caress her inner thighs. She‘s interrupted, however by the SMOKIN‘ HAWT Rose who seduces Lilly and the two get down to “fucking“ each other. From her voiceovers I figured Rose was all about the dick. And she had the nerve to call Lucy Lee the hell raiser; she‘s going both ways. The two kiss as Rose notes, “You‘re not so shy after all.” I think if I were a chick and Rose kissed me, I‘d temporarily play for the same team, too. Rose lies back and Lilly climbs on top of her, tweaking and licking Rose‘s nipples while Rose bites and gnaws at Lilly‘s tit piercings. Well, you know how g/g scenes go: Lilly fingers and eats Rose, then Rose fingers and eats Lilly with the exception being that Lilly squirts. Standard, tame lesbian fare here but made watchable by the fact that it involves two of the hottest, nastiest Asians in the game playing “sweet” and then unleashing their inner sluts on one another. Lilly starts out shy and sweet and then ends the scene with her nipples as hard as rocks screaming, “Harder, harder!” while gushing female ejaculate all over Rose’s fingers. “I have to say your shower is better than a meteor shower,” Rose says. Word. **½


Sabina

Prissy Sabina is out lugging a bucket of water uphill when she sees Mr. Pete just chillin‘ on a porch with his dick in his hand, jerking it to attention while he watches her. Rather than being shocked, offended or appalled, Sabina sees this and begins smiling at him, LICKING HER LIPS AND TOUCHING HERSELF. What the fuck? Man, I know I‘m supposed to suspend disbelief but that was ridiculous. She walks over to him and just starts kissing him as Pete thanks God aloud. I‘ve got a thing for Sabina; I like her thickness, as I‘m a sucker for dark hair, dark skin and a little heft on a female frame. She brings all of these things to the table and she‘s cute as hell. Her burying her head in Mr. Pete‘s lap with nary a word or warning seems a bit uncharacteristic of the role she‘s playing, but why am I even talking characterization in a porno review? Sabina bends that big luscious butt over and let‘s Pete have a taste before bringing her weight crashing down on his lap reverse cowgirl. That‘s three scenes in a row now where reverse cowgirl has been the very first sexual position. Just an interesting side note, I‘m not complaining. Especially considering the girls in question have been Lucy Lee (who turned reverse cowgirl into a cardiovascular aerobic exercise), Asia Carrera (who physically dominated Trevor Zen with it like her snatch were a lethal weapon) and now Sabina, whom I adore and who is currently in the same position but with Mr. Pete‘s cock now balls deep in her asshole. She‘s not a big girl but if Pete‘s not careful, Sabina‘s gonna break him in two, I promise you. I think he‘s had enough because he moves Sabina to the chair he was relaxing in and pulls her legs together and over her head to bang her ass mish before he jerks a hot deposit right to the back of her throat. Sabina lets what doesn‘t go down her guzzle pipe spill out of her mouth and over Pete‘s cock and she sucks him free of the rest of his semen. *** ½


Rose

“The weekend went better than any of us expected,” says Rose’s character in the voiceover. “I’m looking forward to next year now. But in the meantime, there’s still a lot more fun to be had.” And how. Steve Hatcher eyes Rose like a vulture circling road kill as she cleans up the camp site, bent over in front of him, her pussy poking out teasing him through her daisy dukes. Soon, he just can’t help himself and he reaches out and grabs a handful of her ass and starts to kiss it all over. He suggests they go back to his truck and of course, Rose wastes no time in agreeing and following him there. On the tailgate, Rose relieves herself of her top while Hatcher dines on her exquisite snatch. If anyone‘s body in this video compares to Asia‘s, it‘s definitely Rose‘s. This girl is absolutely delectable looking, scrumptious and all those other words you‘d use to describe something you‘d eat. And speaking of eating, Rose is sucking down Steve‘s tube steak like she hasn‘t had a decent meal the entire week. I guess the camp wasn’t serving the franks and beans that Rose really wanted. She throws her head back and rides Hatcher cowgirl as the sun sets behind them. The couple is taking it somewhat easy but the truck is still rocking. The pace is slow, sensual, seductive and sophisticated now; but this is the only time that this feature has actually felt like one. Rose gets spooned on a sleeping bag in the bed of the truck next, again showing off that tight, tattooed and toned body while Hatcher repeatedly crams his cock in her crevice. Steve acts as if he can barely keep it together in doggie and when you see Rose‘s ass up in the air and her face damn near pressed against the side of that truck, moaning and sneering as she gets plowed, you‘ll know why. Hatcher grabs a handful of ass flesh and drives away until he lays a layer of goo on her right butt cheek. Again, no facial. What the fuck, Rose? ***


Extras:

Interviews with each female cast member lasting about 2-4 minutes each (Sabine is from Sweden? Asia Carrera HATES the name of the series, we find out. Lily Thai is super-excited about fucking Rose and remembers Lucy Lee turning her out the last time they worked together and how many times her and her boyfriend got off to Asia Carrera scenes), Pop Shot loop, phone sex ads, two photo galleries (glamour and hardcore), a ten-minute Behind the Scenes feature, Sin City‘s company profile and trailers for Surfer Girls, Whoriental Sex Academy #5 & 6 and Barely 18 #2 & 3.

Comments:

Asia and Lucy gave the best scenes here and the rest were fairly inoffensive, even the girl/girl romp. I‘ve seen every girl here do better elsewhere but I suppose this is a feature and we have to allow for certain changes being made in their styles for the sake of perhaps selling this flick to cable or pay per view television. For a feature, though, it was a quality production. It featured an asian legend and four of the hottest newcomers in the genre, so as far as casting, you‘ve got zilch to complain about. Lilly Thai squirts, there‘s a lesbian scene, Asia performs and Sabine does anal. Lucy Lee does her usual and Rose…well, all Rose has to do is show up to make me happy. Technically, the DVD is sound: nicely animated menus backed with music that smoothly transition between one another and a decent amount of unique bonus features. If this sounds like your cup of tea or you are a fan of this series, this is a sound choice for a permanent addition to your adult library.

Crucifixio Jones