Crucifixio Jones's Movie Reviews with Trailers (148 - page 5)
Release date: 5/26/2005
Reviewed on: 6/27/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Previews
Starring: Rayveness, Rita Faltoyano, Brandi Lyons, Brittney Skye, Chloe Dior
Review brief: I Must Have Grown Eyes On My Balls Swallow Me POV 3 2005, 2 hours and 9 minutes Devil's Film No director credited Starring Brittney Skye, Chloe Dior, Brandi Lyons, Rayveness, Rita Faltoyano What You Should Know: Everybody and their momma is putting out a POV series nowadays. Normally, this would be a good thing, especially if you're a fan of the genre. Unfortunately, for all the POV product on the shelves, very few seem to know how to do this thing right. Unsteady hands, impossible POV views and talking tend to ruin the POV experience for the end user. Devils' first installment of Swallow Me POV (Ciera Sage, Victoria Sin, Crystal Ray, Delilah Strong, Lauren Phoenix) wasn't a bad first foray into this field and they almost lost me with their all-euro cast in the second one. The third promises to be the best yet, sporting a cast of mostly-busty and energetic performers who know how to show off their wares for the camera.
read the complete review
Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 6/25/2005
Studio: Venom
Previews
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Steven French, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Trinity Post, Flower Tucci, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Wheres the REAL squirters, Septo? Super Squirters 2005, 2 hours and 30 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Flower Tucci, Missy Monroe, Nikki Hunter, Angela Stone, Trinity Post What You Should Know: Jordan Septo must do pretty much whatever he wants over at Venom. If he feels like making a teen movie, he does it. Latin line? No problem, done that, too. Black-on-black, interracial, big tits, all-anal, ass worship, group sex, cream pies? Hes done it all. Finally, Septo tackles the fetish du jour, female ejaculation. Flower Tucci and Missy Monroe are proven squirting performers in my book, Nicki Hunter is a great talent but Ive never seen her juice. Despite having been around for a little while now, Ive never heard of this Angela Stone and have yet to see Trinity Post get down on camera.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/18/2005
Reviewed on: 6/20/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Previews
Starring: Diana Devoe, Justin Slayer, Yasmine Milan, Cece, Lori Alexia, Koffee Kakes, Tia Sweets, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: I need more Yasmine Milan & Tia Sweetsword up! Phatty Girls 5 2005, 2 hours and 30 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Diana Devoe, Cece, Koffee Kakes, Lori Alexia, Yasmine Milan, Tia Sweets What You Should Know: Id hate to reduce Slayers latest to a two-scene movie but honest to God, the two best scenes here are the reason to BUY this movie. Those two scenes are the first and the last: Diana Devoes and the one featuring Yasmine Milan and Tia Sweets. Scene One: Diana Devoe with Justin Slayer Reminiscent of the appearance of Janet Jacme in Phatty Girls 4, Diana Devoe starts Phatty Girls 5 off on straight legend status. Where have I been? Because the last time I saw Devoe theres no way she was this thick. Girl is packing more curves than a major league pitcher. Justin has Devoe saunter around the house and pose for stills before finally having her blow him in the kitchen and then they move to a sofa where the game of sexual one-upsmanship begins.
read the complete review
Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/13/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Previews
Starring: Tyce Bune, Bailey, Lee Stone, Sascha, Kinzie Kenner, Marcos Leon, Lain Oi, Tina Fine, Karina Kay
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: the absolute freshest & freakiest teens take it all off for Septos soldiers [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> F-ing Teens 2005, 2 hours and 20 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Karina Kay, Lain Oi, Teena Fine, Bailey, Kinzie Kenner What You Should Know: Jordan Septo is slept-on. For real for real, yo. What other director do you know that works as hard, releasing so much product at such a rapid-fire pace and at this high level of quality? I honestly cant think of ONE. It would be different if my man was releasing trash or easily disposable porn but Septo, his producer Gina Lassen and everyone at Venom responsible provide me with those Christmas Eve-type flicks; the kind you cant wait to get up the next morning and get your hands on. In another example of Jordans non-conformity, he releases yet another movie that has zip to do with any line hes done previously. I do hope he returns to this idea, though.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/10/2005
Reviewed on: 5/29/2005
Studio: Acid Rain
Previews
Starring: Alberto Rey, Lee Stone, Trent Tesoro, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Otto Bauer, Tyla Wynn, Jasmine Byrne, Benjamin Brat, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: an Anal Showdown of a whole nother kind [ /image ] --> Give Me Gape #2 2005, 2 hours and 20 minutes Acid Rain Directed by Bobby Damone Starring Lauren Phoenix, Katja Kassin, Tyla Wynn, Melissa Lauren & Jasmine Byrne [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Take a good look at this cast again. How can it NOT be good? If youve seen more than one flick from Acid Rain then you should have all the faith in the world. I have yet to view a title from this camp that hasnt upped the hardcore factor to the Nth level while featuring all the hardcore gonzo starlets I love to watch. Im not familiar with director Bobby Damone but with Mitchell Spinelli overseeing the operation like always, Ive got great confidence in the final product. Katja and Lauren are fresh off of a head-to-head Anal Showdown, Melissa Lauren and Tyla Wynn would be committed if they worked in any other profession and Jasmine Byrne does anal like she was born with anal beads in her rectum.
read the complete review
Release date: 4/29/2005
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Previews
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Taylor [I], Robert Rosenberg, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kylie Wilde, Mark Ashley, Alexis Malone, Eva Angelina, Delilah Strong, Jasmine Byrne, Will Powers
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Whos Afraid of Eva Angelina? Angels of Debauchery 4 2005, 2 hours and 5 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Alexis Malone, Kylie Wilde, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Byrne, Delilah Strong [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Jonni Darkko is on a roll at his new home, Evil Angel. The superb Boob Bangers and Bet Your Ass 2 (both featuring Tiffany Mynx) whet my appetite nicely for this latest in another of his ongoing series, Angels of Debauchery. Its good to see the sexy and cute Alexis Malone back again but I really cant wait to see what Jonni has in store for the new and greatly improved Eva Angelina and latina twat du jour, Jasmine Byrne. Scene One: Alexis Malone with Mark Ashley & Billy Glide [ /image ] --> Fans of this series will remember, if nothing else, Alexis stellar scene with Jennifer Luv in the first Angels of Debauchery.
read the complete review
Release date: 4/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/19/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Previews
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Alicia Rhodes, Sascha, Talon, Jayna Oso, Shy Love, Melissa Lauren, Dillan Lauren, Tony De Sergio, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: J. Septo keeps coming back with more and more hits F My A 2005, 2 hours and 5 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Alicia Rhodes, Melissa Lauren, Jayna Oso, Shy Love & Dillan Lauren [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Jordan Septo strikes me as a man who shoots whenever the mood strikes him. He seemingly isnt concerned with carrying on existing series. Every few weeks we can look forward to a new movie and a somewhat new concept from the best director at Venom Digital Media. The latest is F My A and if you cant surmise what that stands for I wonder what youre doing reading this review. The focus here, of course, is on anal sex. The cast, in that case, is EXCELLENT from top to bottom, containing a bevy of beauties who all could lay claim to the crown of adults Queen of Anal.
read the complete review
Release date: 5/5/2004
Reviewed on: 5/15/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Previews
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Rick Masters, Jon Dough, Keith Rivera, Avena Lee, Luci Thai, Nyla Thai, Mila Yung, Heidi Ho
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: The Thai sisters lead the way Tight & Asian 5 2004, 2 hours and 17 minutes Devils Film Directed by Mike Metropolis Starring Luci Thai, Mila Yung, Heidi Ho, Avena Lee and Nyla Thai [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Devils Film has put together yet another cast of up and coming (at least at the time) asian talent. The Thais and Avena Lee virtually need no introduction while Mila Yung, at this point, had last been seen in David Aaron Clarks critically-acclaimed K-Pop doing her first anal with Tyler Knight (and Mr. Pete in the bonus scene). The same goes for Heido Ho who was getting her bung filled with multiple cream pies in Clarks Banana Cream Pie 3.
read the complete review
Release date: 4/1/2005
Reviewed on: 5/14/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Previews
Starring: Mark Davis, Steve Taylor [I], Jon Dough, Mark Ashley, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Darkkos Anal Showdown 2005, 2 hours and 12 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Katja Kassin, Lauren Phoenix, Katrina Kraven, Sandra Romain [ /image ] --> An interesting concept for sure, Jonni Darkkos Anal Showdown pits its two female contenders against one another in three rounds to determine anal supremacy. The winner, to be decided by their legions of die-hard and faithful fans in an online poll, guarantees her an extra $500 for her services and bragging rights until the next installment. With our first two contestants being phat-assed fräulein Katja Kassin and mother-canucker Lauren Buttwoman Phoenix, something tells me money is inconsequential; both wouldve surely done more for no charge whatsoever. [ /image ] --> The first round consists of solo action with Katja up first. She bends over, shakes and shows off her ass before producing a Pyrex glass dildo which she uses to loosen up her tight peach, hairless pussy.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/12/2005
Studio: Acid Rain
Previews
Starring: Charmane Star, Alberto Rey, Mika Tan, Nick Manning, Sascha, Avena Lee, Katsuni, Jayna Oso, Otto Bauer, Lacey Tom, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Dan Dapper
Review brief: I LoveEm Asian 2004, 2 hours and 6 minutes Acid Rain Directed by Dan Dapper Starring Avena Lee, Charmane Star, Jayna Oso, Katsumi, Lacey Tom, Mika Tan [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: I shouldn't even have to tell you at this point -- Mitch Spinelli is bound and determined to rule the hardcore roost by providing the most intense, balls-to-the-wall, step-on-your-face, hold-your-nose-closed-while-I-slap-and-choke-you porno you can find legally in the continental US. This just happens to feature an all-asian cast. Enjoy it. I did. Katsumi [ /image ] --> Katsumi introduces herself in halting, stilted English, stating that she is twenty-five years old and that she is French and Vietnamese. Shes here to do two guys today because her favorite position is DP. Wow. Try saying that in the square world over some wings at Hooters. Hey Susan, whats your favorite position? Oh, I like to be on top. How bout you, Rose? I really dig it from behind. Katsumi? Me? I like DPs. See how well that goes over.
read the complete review
Release date: 2/14/2005
Reviewed on: 5/9/2005
Studio: Venom
Previews
Starring: Tyce Bune, Venus, Lee Stone, Aria, Sascha, Steven French, Isabel, Trina Michaels, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Cream Filled 2005, 2 hours and 12 minutes Exquisite Pleasures Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Nicki Hunter, Venus, Trina Michaels, Aria, Isabel Ice [ /image ] --> Why does Nicki Hunter turn me on? By all logic, she shouldnt. This 2004 Best New Starlet nominee is a total throwback to the stars of the early 90s when any bimbo with a couple grand and a bottle of peroxide could be yet another platinum blonde mega-busty bombshell in a landscaper virtually littered with as many clones as Lucas last Star Wars installment. Hunter is Nikki Sinn meets Kendra Jade, updated and slightly modified for 2K5. She lets Steven French move back and forth freely between her cunt and her bung without interruption here. She snarls and eggs him on as only she can before he plasters her asshole with cream, scooping it up with his cock and making Hunter suck it clean. We get some unflattering close-ups of her rosebud as she forcefully expels semen from her crack. Venus looks better and is in better shape than she ever was as a Penthouse Pet.
read the complete review
Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005
Studio: Acid Rain
Previews
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Jasmine, Lee Stone, Kat, Sascha, Leah Luv, Jessica Sweet, Tiana Lynn, Avy Lee Roth
Directed by: Dan Dapper
Review brief: I Digem In Pigtails 2005, 2 hours and 10 minutes Acid Rain Directed by Dan Dapper Starring Leah Luv, Tiana Lynn, Jasmine, Jessica Sweet, Avy Lee Roth [ /image ] --> Mitch Spinelli is a guy so enthusiastic about his new venture, Acid Rain, you can literally feel his pride and intensity for the product through the shrink-wrap covering each disc. In the Behind the Scenes of most movies you can catch Mitch right there on the set, personally overseeing the operation -- making sure director Dan Dapper doesnt put out one frame of footage not worthy of bearing the Acid Rain logo. So far his hands-on approach to quality control has paid off in spades as I have yet to see a title out of this camp that didnt appeal to the most debased of my debaucherous inner desires. I Digem in Pigtails theme isnt hard to figure; all the performers wear their hair in pigtails and engage in the type of rough sex Ive learned to expect from Acid Rain. Those that dont enjoy a good, hard and intense pounding, slapping and choking had best steer clear.
read the complete review
Release date: 4/4/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Previews
Starring: Victoria, Justin Slayer, Ice La Fox, Jelica Jae, Monique Fuentes, Breana Tabu, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Mami Culo Grande 2005, 2 hours and 28 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Monique Fuentes, Jelica Jae, Ice La Fox, Breana Tabu, Victoria Allure [ /image ] --> What makes this latest Justin Slayer release so special or even worthy of review? There are plenty of latina series on the market already. There are even more big butt titles cluttering porno shop shelves. But has there ever been a release featuring them both from a distributor as visible as Evil Angel? Representing EAs cadre of hot new young gun directors, recent signee Justin Slayer has assembled a cast of (mostly) young ladies who fit both bills and gives us one helluva Reeses Cup of a movie -- as in, two great tastes that taste (and look) great together. First on the menu is the oft-overlooked and criminally underutilized Columbian Monique Fuentes. While she is a bit more mature than todays average starlet she no less stunning. Her face seem borrowed from Olivia Del Rio, her tits from Shy Love but her ass is 100 all hers.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/16/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Previews
Starring: Virginia, Dillion Day, Franco Roccaforte, Sue, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Nikki Sun, Bibi Fox, Liliane Tiger, Myra, Medora, Lenny Powers
Review brief: Cream Pie for the Straight Girl 2004, 2 hours and 19 minutes Devils Film Starring Myra, Bibi Fox, Daria Glower, Sue, Virginia, Sandra De Marco, Lenny Power, Nikki Sun, Medora My Life as of April 16th, 2005 -- On the tube: "48 Hours", I think this is the first Eddie Murphy movie I ever saw. I still love the part when Nick Nolte gives him a lesson in class: You cant buy class. Look at you. Youve got on a $500 suit and youre still a lowlife. Eddie Murphy: Yeah, but I look good. Classic. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "The Shield: Season Three", Season four is already well under way on FX right now and if you dont watch The Shield, Id say youre not really watching television. The Shield (along with my favorites The Sopranos, ALIAS, 24, Nip/Tuck) are the best shows on TV right now. Catch up on DVD if you havent already. I watched Season Three as it aired and I STILL want to watch it again. In the CD Player/Winamp: Mary J. Blige is on a pair of remixes this month. First, Cassidys Im a Hustler (Remix) and then The Games Hate It or Love It (Remix).
read the complete review
Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 3/24/2005
Studio: Venom
Previews
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cassandra, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Steven French, Lauren Phoenix, Jayna Oso, Isabel Ice, Victoria Sin
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Absolute Ass 3 2005, 2 hours and 15 minutes Exquisite/Venom Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Victoria Sin, Jayna Oso, Lauren Phoenix, Isabel Ice, Cassandra My Life as of March 25, 2005 -- On the tube: "Martin", When are they going to release this show on DVD? Weve got everything else: The Jeffersons, Good Times, Sanford & Sonhell, even The Wayans Brothers and the Jamie Foxx recently got released. Whats the hold up on the one actual funny black sitcom of 90s? Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest", A favorite of mine already but Im re-watching it for the ghey bi-weekly movie discussion we have at my messageboard. Louise Fletcher as Nurse Ratched is the most evil person in a movie EVER. In the CD Player/Winamp: Man, where do I begin? Juelz Santana, "Mic Check, Im a flat out and unapologetic mark for anything the Diplomats put out. Ying Yang Twins, Wait (The Whisper Song), say what you want about crunk and its lack of any real creativity and lyricism but damn, this beat is like audio crack. And finally, Ciara feat.
read the complete review
Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 3/5/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Previews
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cheyne Collins, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Barbara Summer, Poppy Morgan, Kyla King, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: 2 + Me = 3 2004, 2 hours and 20 minutes Exquisite/Venom Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Katja Kassin, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Barbara Summer, Poppy Morgan, Kyla King My Life as of March 6, 2005 -- On the tube: "Nothing", I hate slow and boring Saturday nights. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "Cop Land", At a message board I frequent we do bi-weekly movie club-like discussions and this week the movie is Cop Land. An overlooked gem despite its all-star cast. In the CD Player/Winamp: 50 Cent, "Piggy Bank This might be 50s last album. After dissing Fat Joe, Jadakiss and Nas and kicking the Game out of G-Unit, I get the feeling that his time left on this planet is short. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Despite this being the first title Ive actually reviewed from Venom, Im familiar with the company and with director, Jordan Septo. Ive seen their Teens with Tits, Teen Latin Dolls and Hood Hoppin and have been satisfied with each. I see no reason to not expect happiness from this title.
read the complete review
Release date: 1/5/2005
Reviewed on: 3/1/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Previews
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Brandon Iron, Tiffany Mynx, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Haley, Claudio Meloni, Belladonna, Travis Knight, Taylor Rain, Alicia Rhodes, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Shayna Knight, Mason Storm, Haley Paige
Directed by: John Howard, Scott Phillips
Review brief: Buttman Comics PresentsTales from the Crack 2005, 2 hours and 20 minutes Evil Angel Directed by John Howard & Scott Philipps, Camera by Jonni Darkko Starring Belladonna, Tiffany Mynx, Taylor Rain, Jayna Oso, Roxy Jezel, Alicia Rhodes, Haley Paige, Mason Storm, Shayna Knight My Life as of March 2nd, 2005 -- On the tube: "The Matrix Trilogy" -- HBO has been playing these ad naseum all month long and as much as I hate the sequels, I cant NOT watch the original and the majority of Reloaded whenever I see them on. The initial installment was as close as you can get to flawless for the start of an episodic work but the following chapters SCREWED UP THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE.
read the complete review
Release date: 12/11/2004
Reviewed on: 2/16/2005
Studio: Hustler
Previews
Starring: Mary Jane, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Domineko, Sharon Wild, Brian Pumper, Olivia O'Lovely, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Katrina Kraven, Gia Paloma, Avy Lee Roth, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Take It Black 2005, 2 hours and 20 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Katrina Kraven, Gia Paloma, Avy Lee Roth, Olivia OLovely, Mary Jane, Lucy Lee, Sharon Wild My Life as of February 16, 2005 -- On the tube: "City of God", man have I put off watching this for too long. I had no idea this movie was so gangsta. The only problem is that since its been showing on cable Ive been under the weather so Nyquil tends to put me down before I can finish it. Ive watched it three times already and STILL have not seen the end. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "Batman: The Animated Series Volume Two", Sue me but this cartoon was revolutionary back when I was in high school. As nerdy as it sounds, I used to actually be a half an hour late EVERY day for my after school job because Id watch Batman: TAS first. In the CD Player/Winamp: 112, "U Already Know"; Mariah Carey, Its Like That and Jennifer Lopez feat. Fat Joe, Hold You Down.
read the complete review
Release date: 9/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/6/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Previews
Starring: Brian Surewood, Rick Masters, Asia, Mark Ashley, Reina Leone, Kylie Rey, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Lacey Tom, Kammy
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Tight & Asian 6 2004, 2 hours and 6 minutes Devils Film Directed by Mike Metropolis Starring Reina Leone, Asia, Kammy, Lacey Tom & Kylie Rey My Life as of February 7, 2005 -- On the tube: "For What Its Worth", Dave Chappelles follow-up to Killin Them Softly that originally aired on Showtime back in September. It starts slow but the second half, in my opinion, is smarter and funnier than anything in Killin Them Softly. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "Friday Night Lights", I must admit Im intrigued by the story of the 88 Odessa-Permian Panthers high school football team. If there life was anything like this movie portrays, then they faced tremendous pressure from all angles during their football season. If you get the DVD, be sure to check out the featurette where they talk to the real players this movie is based on. In the CD Player/Winamp: Fantasia Burrino, "Truth Is" American Idols last winner actually puts out a single worth listening to.
read the complete review
Release date: 1/21/2005
Reviewed on: 1/28/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Previews
Starring: Chastity, Exotica, Ayana Angel, Justin Slayer, Boz, Beauty, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Black Girls Get Nasty, Too 2004, 2 hours 10 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Ayana Angel, Sydnee Capri, Skyy, Exotica, Beauty, Chastity My Life as of January 28, 2004 -- On the tube: ALIAS. Season Four is under way and after what producers deemed a somewhat disastrous third season, theyve hit the reset button in a sense on the whole series. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: Napoleon Dynamite." Ive watched it since my last review and its going to be one of those movies you either love or hate. Personally, I love it and its one of the funniest movies Ive seen in a long while. My copy was a loaner but Im buying my own the first chance I get. In the CD Player/Winamp: Snoop Dogg feat. Pharrell & Jay-Z, Drop It Like Its Hot (Remix). If you think the original was bangin just wait til you hear the remix. Pharell continues to improve lyrically while Jay calls out R. Kelly and Snoop addresses the status of his once-rocky marriage.
read the complete review
Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005
Studio: DVSX
Previews
Starring: Zdenka, Lee Stone, Reno, Ester, George Uhl, Neeo, Joe Monti, Mandy May, Carmen Hayes, Lisa Sparxxx
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Truly Nice Tits 7: Super Sized 2004, 2 hours 10 minutes DVSX Directed by Bryan Xin Starring Mandy May, Carmen Hayes, Zdenka, Ester, Lisa Sparxxx, Alice My Life as of January 23, 2004 -- On the tube: Arrested Development. A friend brought this show to my attention a few weeks ago and I havent missed an episode since. Imagine The Simpsons or Family Guy in a live-action environment but with The Royal Tenenbaums replacing the families from both of those shows. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: Napoleon Dynamite." I haven't actually watched it yet, it's just IN the DVD player. In the CD Player/Winamp: The Game, The Documentary. Not a bad debut by G-Unit/Shady/Aftermaths newest signee. Not instant classic like everyone has been saying, but the tracks by Timbaland, Kanye West and Jeff Bhasker will have your head noddin and put that ugly look on your face. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: The more I watch Bryan Xins movies the more Im convinced that we, in fact, share the same brain.
read the complete review
Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/22/2005
Studio: DVSX
Previews
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day, Reno, Mick Blue, Renee Pornero, Talon, Lauren Phoenix, Sarah Blue, Teagan Presley, Suzie Carina, Liliane Tiger
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Truly Nice Ass 7: scRUMPtious 2004, 2 hours 10 minutes DVSX Directed by Bryan Xin Starring Teagan Presley, Liliane Tiger, Suzie Carina, Lauren Phoenix, Renee Pornero and Sarah Blue My Life as of January 22, 2004 -- On the tube: Thinking XXX. The hour-long documentary about the making of the book, XXX: 30 Pornstar Portraits. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: The Village. I saw the ending coming a mile away but it was an enjoyable, evenly-paced and suspenseful journey up until that point. In the CD Player/Winamp: Queens Greatest Hits. With a band named QUEEN, no one should have been surprised when Freddie Mercurys sexuality was revealed. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Although hes since severed his relationship with DVSX, Bryan Xin remains one of the industrys top and most-wanted rookie directors. He saw great success as a first-time director (easily outselling his mentor) with DVSX, after short low-profile stints with Elegant Angel and then Sin City.
read the complete review
Release date: 12/17/2004
Reviewed on: 1/19/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Previews
Starring: George Uhl, Anthony Hardwood, Ariana Jollee, Miky Sem, Thomas Lee, Lucky Smile, Robert Driveman, J.J., Marcel Manigati, Vladislav Juracka, Kamil Broza, Roland Somsak, Jason Novak, Antonin Fric, Jan Brabenec, Jan Kulisek, Jiri Remak, Martin Raska, Martin Schwerhert, Miki Sem, Milos Rejzek, Miroslav Kos, Miroslav Warenknecht, Oleh Pavlov, Petr Dloulty, Radamir Turcak, Roman Huska, Sergiy Kholod, Stanislav Zenisekm, Thomas Vergen, Tomas Vrba, Vojteck Ockal, Zdenek Kozmar, Boris Mateo
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: 65 Guy Cream Pie 2004, 1 hours 32 minutes Devils Film Directed by Tristan Seagal Starring Ariana Jollee My Life as of January 19, 2004 -- On the tube: ESPNs TILT, from the producers of Rounders you should catch this series about high-stakes poker players featuring Michael Madsen before its too late. Mainstream flick In the DVD Player: Garden State. I wanna make Natalie Portman my girlfriend. No, really. I do. Zach Braffs directorial debut is worth owning. In the CD Player/Winamp: One Thing by Amerie. Its this one thing that caught me slippinan infectious, danceable and party-ready banger, dont be the one caught slippin when this hits hard in the coming weeks. You heard it here first. Get used to hearing the name of producer Rich Harrison, whos also responsible for J-Los new single, Get Right. [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: By all reasonable logic, Ariana Jollee should be burned out. Since hitting the ground running in late 2002, the scorching Ariana has yet to turn in a bad scene.
read the complete review
Release date: 12/6/2004
Reviewed on: 12/30/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Previews
Starring: Ian Scott, Sandra Kay, Andrea Moranty, Joe Monti, Tristan Seagal, Alexa Weix, Carmelita, Petty Pol, Tiffany Rousso
Review brief: Tits & Ass 8 2004, 2 hours 20 minutes Devils Film Directed by Tristan Seagal Starring: Sandra Kay, Linda Shane, Petty Pol, Carmelita, Tiffany Rousso The Knowledge: Im in strange waters with this one, folks. Im completely unfamiliar with the female and male talent. Mike Rubenstein and Mike Metropolis have helmed previous installments of this series and the last one had a stellar cast that featured the likes of Ariana Jollee, Satine Diamond, Renee Pornero, Victoria Sin and Gia Paloma. I dont know how you go from a star-studded line-up like that an entire roll call of virtual unknowns but I guess well be seeing how Tristan Seagal's gamble pays off. The Action: [ /image ] --> Sandra Kay Sandra is wearing a glittery evening gown which she quickly strips out of to display, what else, her tits and ass. This 28-year-old Polish prick hound has been around since 2000 but has done very few movies in her four years in the business. Someone like Ariana Jollee (who was in Tits & Ass 7) has already managed six times her output with only half the time in the biz.
read the complete review
Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 12/19/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Previews
Starring: Claudio, Michael Stefano, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Twisted Vision 2004, 2 hours 16 minutes Red Light District Directed by Michael Stefano Starring: Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Roxy Jezel, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> I like the idea for this series and it speaks volumes as to Stefanos imagination. This isnt your typical POV series. Each scene is preceded by a setup of some sort (only Taylor Rains being shot in typical gonzo fashion) pulling the home viewer even more into the sex, having them invest somewhat emotionally, thus ensuing more enjoyment. While not a stroke of genius by any stretch of the imagination, it is at least a simply attempt to do something different that does set this series apart from everything else and exponentially increases the replay value for the customer. Hats off, Lucky Luciano. Good friggin idea. The Action: [ /image ] --> Missy Monroe Bound and nearly nude with a pillow case over her head hangs Missy Monroe, suspended in a cage on a set that looks like the same set Brandon Iron used for the last scene of I Love It Rough 3.
read the complete review
