Truly Nice Tits 7 Review
DVSX
Studio: DVSX
Category: Busty
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Starring: Zdenka, Lee Stone, Reno, Ester, George Uhl, Neeo, Joe Monti, Mandy May, Carmen Hayes, Lisa Sparxxx
Released on: 9/2/2004
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 1/23/2005
Truly Nice Tits 7: “Super Sized“
2004, 2 hours 10 minutes
DVSX
Directed by Bryan Xin
Starring Mandy May, Carmen Hayes, Zdenka, Ester, Lisa Sparxxx, Alice
My Life as of January 23, 2004 --
On the tube: “Arrested Development.“ A friend brought this show to my attention a few weeks ago and I haven‘t missed an episode since. Imagine The Simpsons or Family Guy in a live-action environment but with The Royal Tenenbaums replacing the families from both of those shows.
Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: “Napoleon Dynamite." I haven't actually watched it yet, it's just IN the DVD player.
In the CD Player/Winamp: The Game, “The Documentary.” Not a bad debut by G-Unit/Shady/Aftermath‘s newest signee. Not “instant classic“ like everyone has been saying, but the tracks by Timbaland, Kanye West and Jeff Bhasker will have your head noddin‘ and put that ugly look on your face.
What You Should Know:
The more I watch Bryan Xin’s movies the more I’m convinced that we, in fact, share the same brain. I’m starting to believe that Xin isn’t even a real person and that while I slumber, my Tyler Durden-esque alter ego goes by that name and runs around shooting girls with big breasts and big butts in California and Prague. If that is indeed the case, I must pat myself on the back for the movie I’ve put together this time. I went out and got Carmen Hayes, an ebony goddess who almost needs no introduction, diminutive yet super-stacked Mandy May, the vastly underrated Lisa Sparxxx, legendary Zdenka and two primo finds in Ester and Alice. I done gooood…
The Action:
Carmen Hayes
Oddly enough for this title, we actually open up on the backside of Carmen as she saunters up a carpeted stairway. But trust me, it‘s not long before she turns to face us, lies down and begins to tease, caressing and licking her erect chocolate nipples. Carmen gives us about eight minutes of most incredible tease ever committed to video before Reno arrives to get a taste of what we‘ve been seeing. He licks her nipples and bangs her tits in between receiving a loud and slurp-heavy hummer from Hayes. In classic Carmen fashion, she lies back on the sofa and immediately throws her right leg behind her head, showing off her flexibility and allowing Reno unlimited access to her wide open gash. Hayes has such a great ass it would be a shame not to get a gander at it in cowgirl so our couple does just that, Xin letting us get equal peeks at her ass bouncing off of Reno‘s cock and her tits flopping up and down in Reno’s hands as she goes. But what would a tit movie be without reverse cowgirl, so naturally this is our next position. Busty Carmen skillfully lowers herself down onto Reno repeatedly, his cock disappearing into that thatch of curly black pubic hair as Hayes grinds her own crotch in circles down onto his balls. You can hear Carmen squeal while Reno pounds her pussy doggie and then finally shakes loose a geyser of goo onto her chest. Hayes rubs it into her breasts as the scene fades out.
Mandy May
Mandy May (Truly Nice Tits 5) is the cutest thing. You may have seen her at BigNaturals.com or Scoreland.com going by the name of “Iva“ (and I swear she looks just like that girl “Melons” that Christoph Clark used in Big Natural Tits 9) but Bryan Xin got to her first (almost). Mandy wriggles out of her flimsy purple shirt and bluish bra, lotions up her tits and claps them together before George Uhl and Joe Monti show up to completely ravish her from head to toe, groping madly at her rack, fingering and eating her pussy while she sucks and strokes them. They bend Mandy over doggie first, fucking her hard and deep while she continues to blow the other. Mandy is then flipped over on her side for more of the same in mish. Reverse cowgirl follows and it dawns on me that little Mandy just looks great in EVERY position. She is completely lost in the moment and enjoying the “ride“ as these two guys just dick her into total bliss. May’s enthusiasm and energy level heightens when she is placed back on all fours for some anal doggie play; she vehemently attacks each cock with newfound intensity and ferocity before getting both of her holes filled in a doggie DP. May sucks both cocks deeply and appreciatively after having her knockers drenched with twin shots of warm, white spunk.
Ester
Where on Earth did Bryan Xin find Ester? She is a bigger woman (but not obese) who was new to her agency when Xin came across her in Prague. One internet scene aside, this is her first REAL scene. Although you can still sense some “newness“ on Ester, you‘d never guess she was such a newbie because she is teasing like a natural in front of the camera. After freeing herself of her tight black sweater and matching bra, Ester has lotion dripped onto her absolutely enormous mammaries and rubs it in. Somebody’s lying. On a sofa, Ester inhales JJ‘s schlong and gives him the tit-fuck of his life. No way this girl is new to this. She hops onto JJ‘s lap for some reverse cowgirl and he bangs the holy hell out of her standing doggie before they move to doggie on the floor where JJ tries his best to make Ester feel his cock in her CHEST he drives it in so hard. That hardwood floor has got to be hell on her knees by now so they move to spoon, where Ester is made to devour her own nipples and JJ smacks her in the face with her monstrous tits while he throttles her pussy from behind. If she‘s ever run anywhere a day in her life, I‘m sure that‘s not the first time Ester‘s been smacked in the face with her own tits. After a short round of cowgirl, JJ aims his semen spurts right at Ester‘s nipples. She squishes her cum-covered tits together and wraps them around JJ‘s prick before sucking his dick clean as the fade begins. Goddamn. That looked like a lot of fun.
Alice
Alice is completely nude already to start her tease sequence. She also uses lotion to make her boobies glisten and enjoys playing with them herself, grabbing handfuls and squeezing them together like two fleshy water balloons. No time to play, though, because Alice has George Uhl and Rudy on hand to blow. She jerks Uhl stiff while Rudy tongues her bubblegum-pink pussy. Uhl is first to fuck Alice mish while she tends to Rudy orally and then Rudy has his way with her doggie. Reverse cowgirl with Uhl follows and then spoon with Rudy. The footage in this position drags a little because of the length of time we linger on the action but eventually we do finally move on to anal doggie, Uhl probing Alice‘s rectum while she strokes Rudy with her free hand. Reverse cowgirl anal with Rudy precedes one popshot on her stomach (that flies up and hits the other guy on the inner thigh…ew) and a virtual milk bath on her face. After three scenes of straight FIRE, we finally find a small lull in the explosive action where we can take a break and prepare for the two scenes that lie ahead.
Zdenka
For me, Zdenka (whom you may know better as Scoreland.com‘s Zuzanna and another native of Prague) was the reason to see this movie. After seeing her in countless editions of Score and Voluptuous magazines (also their DVDs, “Zuzanna‘s Anal Rampage and Zuzanna‘s Hardcore Hooters and a good number of Christoph Clark‘s early Big Natural Tits movies), Zdenka is a lusty and busty natural big tit legend to yours truly. Xin attempted to cast her TNT’s 1-3 but she was never available. And here I thought I was her only fan. But good things come to those who wait. Zdenka‘s tease is ON POINT as she knows just what her best assets are, what we want to see and how we want to see it. She‘s also no stranger to taking on multiple partners and good thing because here come JJ and Neeo to trounce this tasty tramp. Zdenka lovingly licks both cocks to attention while JJ and Neeo unleash her cans from under her flimsy purple lingerie top. Her matching thong pulled to the side, Zdenka gets put through the paces by JJ spoon while Neeo attempts to spoon something out of her mouth with his prick and fucks her tits. Anal is practically Zdenka‘s specialty so she has little to no problem riding JJ reverse cowgirl with his high hard one in her ass. The crap cramming continues in doggie and then standing doggie, Xin‘s camera underneath the action to capture a great view of the penetration and Zdenka‘s tits smacking together as JJ rams her wildly with one of her legs held high. We move back to reverse cowgirl anal and vag before both men bathe her breasts in ball batter. It was sooo good to see Zdenka again. I hope my alter ego returns to Prague soon to shoot her again.
Lisa Sparxxx
Lisa is outdoors on a balcony overlooking the valley as she teases in her sheer see-through black outfit with hot pink trim. A truly unsung siren of adult, she mashes her cans together and pets her pussy before moving indoors to continue fondling her hanging natural breasts. Cut to Lisa lying on a sofa until Lee Stone enters, grabs her by the back of the head and forces her face into his crotch. Sparxxx works the top of half of his bent boner with gusto (a few times taking it in too deep and gagging) and lets Lee fuck her tits as aggressively as he would her twat. Speaking of fucking her twat, Stone does just that in reverse cowgirl to start. Lisa slurps on his dick briefly before twisting around and riding him cowgirl and then they move to doggie. Sparxxx‘s titties sway to and fro in this position and in mish and I for one, am glad she‘s here. You don‘t see Lisa in a ton of gonzo productions as of late and it‘s because the more narrow-minded of us don‘t appreciate her look or her body. I‘m here to let you know that Lisa is a hell of a performer, “bigness“ or thickness be damned. Is she a little soft around the middle? Sure. So what she isn’t Stormy Daniels but neither is your girlfriend or worse yet, your wife. I don‘t mind seeing a real woman on my screen and Lisa is welcome to make an appearance on the tip of my cock ANYTIME. Truth be told, I have it on good authority that the volumes of TNT with the bigger ladies generally sell better. So take that. Lee rails Lisa doggie once more and then lobs some sperm onto her face and mouth. Sparxxx gives his cock a few last mighty sucks and strokes it as we fade to the closing credits. Not the strongest scene of the bunch nor the best way to end your disc on a high note but I‘ll take any Lisa I can get.
Extras:
Behind the Scenes featurette (11:30), solo masturbation scenes for each girl running about one minute and a half to three minutes apiece (no option to “play all“), “Hot Shots,“ the cum shot recap (8:31, no option to choose each girl individually), a controllable photo gallery, trailers for A.N.A.L. 3, Brotha‘s POV 2, More Than a Woman 9, (3:32) and web access.
What I Liked:
I said in my review of Truly Nice Ass 7 that Xin has earned my trust in the casting department and this is the movie he actually did it with. People don‘t give Xin enough credit in this department. He‘s so ahead of the casting curve and shooting the right girls before they get hot, they‘re much too new for you to appreciate when you first see them in his movies. When you finally jump on the bandwagon, it‘s too late. A double-edge sword, to be sure. I personally flipped when I saw Zuzanna/Zdenka here because I don’t recall any American shooting her EVER, so that earned Xin some respect from me. His use of newbie Ester and damn-near new Mandy May was an equally wise move. I'm definitely checking for both of them now after seeing this.
What I Disliked:
I wish I could make this section longer but honestly, I can‘t think of anything to bitch about this go ‘round. It could have benefited from a slightly larger budget for sets, locations and wardrobe but that isn’t really Xin’s fault. I guess there is ONE thing: I wish it didn‘t have to end.
Overall:
Xin‘s love for his subject matter continues to shine through in each of his projects and it doesn‘t hurt that he‘s not that shabby of a director, either. This is easily amongst the better big bust DVDs I‘ve seen this year.
Crucifixio Jones
2004, 2 hours 10 minutes
DVSX
Directed by Bryan Xin
Starring Mandy May, Carmen Hayes, Zdenka, Ester, Lisa Sparxxx, Alice
My Life as of January 23, 2004 --
On the tube: “Arrested Development.“ A friend brought this show to my attention a few weeks ago and I haven‘t missed an episode since. Imagine The Simpsons or Family Guy in a live-action environment but with The Royal Tenenbaums replacing the families from both of those shows.
Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: “Napoleon Dynamite." I haven't actually watched it yet, it's just IN the DVD player.
In the CD Player/Winamp: The Game, “The Documentary.” Not a bad debut by G-Unit/Shady/Aftermath‘s newest signee. Not “instant classic“ like everyone has been saying, but the tracks by Timbaland, Kanye West and Jeff Bhasker will have your head noddin‘ and put that ugly look on your face.
What You Should Know:
The more I watch Bryan Xin’s movies the more I’m convinced that we, in fact, share the same brain. I’m starting to believe that Xin isn’t even a real person and that while I slumber, my Tyler Durden-esque alter ego goes by that name and runs around shooting girls with big breasts and big butts in California and Prague. If that is indeed the case, I must pat myself on the back for the movie I’ve put together this time. I went out and got Carmen Hayes, an ebony goddess who almost needs no introduction, diminutive yet super-stacked Mandy May, the vastly underrated Lisa Sparxxx, legendary Zdenka and two primo finds in Ester and Alice. I done gooood…
The Action:
Carmen Hayes
Oddly enough for this title, we actually open up on the backside of Carmen as she saunters up a carpeted stairway. But trust me, it‘s not long before she turns to face us, lies down and begins to tease, caressing and licking her erect chocolate nipples. Carmen gives us about eight minutes of most incredible tease ever committed to video before Reno arrives to get a taste of what we‘ve been seeing. He licks her nipples and bangs her tits in between receiving a loud and slurp-heavy hummer from Hayes. In classic Carmen fashion, she lies back on the sofa and immediately throws her right leg behind her head, showing off her flexibility and allowing Reno unlimited access to her wide open gash. Hayes has such a great ass it would be a shame not to get a gander at it in cowgirl so our couple does just that, Xin letting us get equal peeks at her ass bouncing off of Reno‘s cock and her tits flopping up and down in Reno’s hands as she goes. But what would a tit movie be without reverse cowgirl, so naturally this is our next position. Busty Carmen skillfully lowers herself down onto Reno repeatedly, his cock disappearing into that thatch of curly black pubic hair as Hayes grinds her own crotch in circles down onto his balls. You can hear Carmen squeal while Reno pounds her pussy doggie and then finally shakes loose a geyser of goo onto her chest. Hayes rubs it into her breasts as the scene fades out.
Mandy May
Mandy May (Truly Nice Tits 5) is the cutest thing. You may have seen her at BigNaturals.com or Scoreland.com going by the name of “Iva“ (and I swear she looks just like that girl “Melons” that Christoph Clark used in Big Natural Tits 9) but Bryan Xin got to her first (almost). Mandy wriggles out of her flimsy purple shirt and bluish bra, lotions up her tits and claps them together before George Uhl and Joe Monti show up to completely ravish her from head to toe, groping madly at her rack, fingering and eating her pussy while she sucks and strokes them. They bend Mandy over doggie first, fucking her hard and deep while she continues to blow the other. Mandy is then flipped over on her side for more of the same in mish. Reverse cowgirl follows and it dawns on me that little Mandy just looks great in EVERY position. She is completely lost in the moment and enjoying the “ride“ as these two guys just dick her into total bliss. May’s enthusiasm and energy level heightens when she is placed back on all fours for some anal doggie play; she vehemently attacks each cock with newfound intensity and ferocity before getting both of her holes filled in a doggie DP. May sucks both cocks deeply and appreciatively after having her knockers drenched with twin shots of warm, white spunk.
Ester
Where on Earth did Bryan Xin find Ester? She is a bigger woman (but not obese) who was new to her agency when Xin came across her in Prague. One internet scene aside, this is her first REAL scene. Although you can still sense some “newness“ on Ester, you‘d never guess she was such a newbie because she is teasing like a natural in front of the camera. After freeing herself of her tight black sweater and matching bra, Ester has lotion dripped onto her absolutely enormous mammaries and rubs it in. Somebody’s lying. On a sofa, Ester inhales JJ‘s schlong and gives him the tit-fuck of his life. No way this girl is new to this. She hops onto JJ‘s lap for some reverse cowgirl and he bangs the holy hell out of her standing doggie before they move to doggie on the floor where JJ tries his best to make Ester feel his cock in her CHEST he drives it in so hard. That hardwood floor has got to be hell on her knees by now so they move to spoon, where Ester is made to devour her own nipples and JJ smacks her in the face with her monstrous tits while he throttles her pussy from behind. If she‘s ever run anywhere a day in her life, I‘m sure that‘s not the first time Ester‘s been smacked in the face with her own tits. After a short round of cowgirl, JJ aims his semen spurts right at Ester‘s nipples. She squishes her cum-covered tits together and wraps them around JJ‘s prick before sucking his dick clean as the fade begins. Goddamn. That looked like a lot of fun.
Alice
Alice is completely nude already to start her tease sequence. She also uses lotion to make her boobies glisten and enjoys playing with them herself, grabbing handfuls and squeezing them together like two fleshy water balloons. No time to play, though, because Alice has George Uhl and Rudy on hand to blow. She jerks Uhl stiff while Rudy tongues her bubblegum-pink pussy. Uhl is first to fuck Alice mish while she tends to Rudy orally and then Rudy has his way with her doggie. Reverse cowgirl with Uhl follows and then spoon with Rudy. The footage in this position drags a little because of the length of time we linger on the action but eventually we do finally move on to anal doggie, Uhl probing Alice‘s rectum while she strokes Rudy with her free hand. Reverse cowgirl anal with Rudy precedes one popshot on her stomach (that flies up and hits the other guy on the inner thigh…ew) and a virtual milk bath on her face. After three scenes of straight FIRE, we finally find a small lull in the explosive action where we can take a break and prepare for the two scenes that lie ahead.
Zdenka
For me, Zdenka (whom you may know better as Scoreland.com‘s Zuzanna and another native of Prague) was the reason to see this movie. After seeing her in countless editions of Score and Voluptuous magazines (also their DVDs, “Zuzanna‘s Anal Rampage and Zuzanna‘s Hardcore Hooters and a good number of Christoph Clark‘s early Big Natural Tits movies), Zdenka is a lusty and busty natural big tit legend to yours truly. Xin attempted to cast her TNT’s 1-3 but she was never available. And here I thought I was her only fan. But good things come to those who wait. Zdenka‘s tease is ON POINT as she knows just what her best assets are, what we want to see and how we want to see it. She‘s also no stranger to taking on multiple partners and good thing because here come JJ and Neeo to trounce this tasty tramp. Zdenka lovingly licks both cocks to attention while JJ and Neeo unleash her cans from under her flimsy purple lingerie top. Her matching thong pulled to the side, Zdenka gets put through the paces by JJ spoon while Neeo attempts to spoon something out of her mouth with his prick and fucks her tits. Anal is practically Zdenka‘s specialty so she has little to no problem riding JJ reverse cowgirl with his high hard one in her ass. The crap cramming continues in doggie and then standing doggie, Xin‘s camera underneath the action to capture a great view of the penetration and Zdenka‘s tits smacking together as JJ rams her wildly with one of her legs held high. We move back to reverse cowgirl anal and vag before both men bathe her breasts in ball batter. It was sooo good to see Zdenka again. I hope my alter ego returns to Prague soon to shoot her again.
Lisa Sparxxx
Lisa is outdoors on a balcony overlooking the valley as she teases in her sheer see-through black outfit with hot pink trim. A truly unsung siren of adult, she mashes her cans together and pets her pussy before moving indoors to continue fondling her hanging natural breasts. Cut to Lisa lying on a sofa until Lee Stone enters, grabs her by the back of the head and forces her face into his crotch. Sparxxx works the top of half of his bent boner with gusto (a few times taking it in too deep and gagging) and lets Lee fuck her tits as aggressively as he would her twat. Speaking of fucking her twat, Stone does just that in reverse cowgirl to start. Lisa slurps on his dick briefly before twisting around and riding him cowgirl and then they move to doggie. Sparxxx‘s titties sway to and fro in this position and in mish and I for one, am glad she‘s here. You don‘t see Lisa in a ton of gonzo productions as of late and it‘s because the more narrow-minded of us don‘t appreciate her look or her body. I‘m here to let you know that Lisa is a hell of a performer, “bigness“ or thickness be damned. Is she a little soft around the middle? Sure. So what she isn’t Stormy Daniels but neither is your girlfriend or worse yet, your wife. I don‘t mind seeing a real woman on my screen and Lisa is welcome to make an appearance on the tip of my cock ANYTIME. Truth be told, I have it on good authority that the volumes of TNT with the bigger ladies generally sell better. So take that. Lee rails Lisa doggie once more and then lobs some sperm onto her face and mouth. Sparxxx gives his cock a few last mighty sucks and strokes it as we fade to the closing credits. Not the strongest scene of the bunch nor the best way to end your disc on a high note but I‘ll take any Lisa I can get.
Extras:
Behind the Scenes featurette (11:30), solo masturbation scenes for each girl running about one minute and a half to three minutes apiece (no option to “play all“), “Hot Shots,“ the cum shot recap (8:31, no option to choose each girl individually), a controllable photo gallery, trailers for A.N.A.L. 3, Brotha‘s POV 2, More Than a Woman 9, (3:32) and web access.
What I Liked:
I said in my review of Truly Nice Ass 7 that Xin has earned my trust in the casting department and this is the movie he actually did it with. People don‘t give Xin enough credit in this department. He‘s so ahead of the casting curve and shooting the right girls before they get hot, they‘re much too new for you to appreciate when you first see them in his movies. When you finally jump on the bandwagon, it‘s too late. A double-edge sword, to be sure. I personally flipped when I saw Zuzanna/Zdenka here because I don’t recall any American shooting her EVER, so that earned Xin some respect from me. His use of newbie Ester and damn-near new Mandy May was an equally wise move. I'm definitely checking for both of them now after seeing this.
What I Disliked:
I wish I could make this section longer but honestly, I can‘t think of anything to bitch about this go ‘round. It could have benefited from a slightly larger budget for sets, locations and wardrobe but that isn’t really Xin’s fault. I guess there is ONE thing: I wish it didn‘t have to end.
Overall:
Xin‘s love for his subject matter continues to shine through in each of his projects and it doesn‘t hurt that he‘s not that shabby of a director, either. This is easily amongst the better big bust DVDs I‘ve seen this year.
Crucifixio Jones
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