Black Girls Get Nasty Too (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  1/28/2005

Black Girls Get Nasty, Too

2004, 2 hours 10 minutes
Evil Angel
Directed by Justin Slayer
Starring Ayana Angel, Sydnee Capri, Skyy, Exotica, Beauty, Chastity

My Life as of January 28, 2004 --

On the tube: “ALIAS.“ Season Four is under way and after what producers deemed a somewhat disastrous third season, they‘ve hit the reset button in a sense on the whole series.

Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: “Napoleon Dynamite." I‘ve watched it since my last review and it‘s going to be one of those movies you either love or hate. Personally, I love it and it‘s one of the funniest movies I‘ve seen in a long while. My copy was a loaner but I‘m buying my own the first chance I get.

In the CD Player/Winamp: Snoop Dogg feat. Pharrell & Jay-Z, “Drop It Like It‘s Hot (Remix).” If you think the original was bangin‘ just wait ‘til you hear the remix. Pharell continues to improve lyrically while Jay calls out R. Kelly and Snoop addresses the status of his once-rocky marriage. For a guy that‘s supposedly retired over a year ago, Jigga keeps popping up on track after track.



What You Should Know:
Black adult entertainers, male and female alike, draw their fair share of criticism on many porn-related message boards around the ‘net. The black guys are this, the black gals are that…not a day goes by that we don’t hear about some new ebony goddess who would be perfect if she was just a tad “nastier” on camera. I’ll admit it, I’ve been guilty of saying it myself on more than one occasion. In one thread at ADT, one that almost seemed tailor-made, one that practically begged for the attention of one frequent poster, “Nevaquit” aka HJ of Justin Slayer’s Black Pipe Layer posse, went ignored by him. Generally Nevaquit would be right on top of a discussion like that, acting as unofficial spokesman for his entire race and reassuring us that Justin and himself had some shit in store for us and to hold onto our seats because it was gonna be some raw Grade A shit worth seeing. Unfortunately, that post never came. It was almost like waiting for Superman to swoop in and save the day only to find that he had lost his powers and wouldn’t be coming to the rescue. Was his no-show in that thread an affirmation of what his worst critics believed to be true? Could he not muster a worthy counter argument or response to defend the notion that black female performers were somehow inferior to their white counterparts?

HJ’s non-response ate a whole in my belly for weeks. That is until I saw the title (and trailer) of their latest opus when it was posted on Evil Angel.com’s website. Black Girls Get Nasty, Too looked like a huge middle finger to the all haters. When rappers have beef in hip-hop, one will often record a “diss” record to air his grievances with his opponent, for lack of a better term. In turn, the offended will often come back with his own “diss” track, his “answer” record. ADT, Justin Slayer and Co. heard your disses. Black Girls Get Nasty, Too is their answer.

I couldn’t wait to see if a theory of mine was actually correct when I met HJ in Las Vegas at the Adult Entertainment Expo earlier this month.

“I almost feel like Black Girls Get Nasty, Too is a direct response to the criticism a lot of the girls and you guys have been getting lately about your movies,” I started.

HJ peers down his nose at me over the top of his shades with a knowing “Nigga, please” glare. I can’t help but laugh.

“You know what it is, “ he says. “We hear what y’all be sayin’ so we was like, ‘ You know what? We ain’t even gon say nothing‘; we gon make this flick and then we just gon put it out there.’ Black girls don’t get nasty enough? We’ll see about that.”

The Action:

Skyy Black

We open on the ass of Skyy now calling herself Skyy Black. Sporting the ever-so-popular labret piercing (a single piercing on her lower lip below the center, about half-way between the edge of her lower lip and the top of her chin), she's an around-the-way fillet with A LOT of ass, too, smacking and jiggling her rump on a stool and on all fours on the floor. She's got just as much control over each individual ass cheek as she does her arms and legs, making them bounce independently at will. Skyy gives an impressive wet and sloppy, gagging, deep throat blowjob which makes Justin cheer, “Good girl, Skyy. Good girl!” The highlight of this scene comes when Justin is fucking Skyy doggie and she claps her butt cheeks together, working his prick over with her undulating ass flesh while he stands still. Take my word for it: have some wet naps handy for this and for Skyy‘s bounce-a-rific cowgirl ride. As far as “nastiness”, Slayer (with some crispy white Adidas Forums on instead of his usual Timberlands) goes balls deep into Skyy’s deepest and darkest hole up-and-over doggie on a kitchen counter. Slayer shows his trademark athleticism throughout, contorting and lifting Skyy in a variety of positions, finally suspending himself in a pushup position over her ass doggie before he busts a ferocious nut in her mouth, which Skyy gargles and then swallows. “What’s the name of this movie, girl?” Slayer asks. “Black Girls Get Nasty, Too!” “You goddamn right!”



Sydnee Capri

I told y‘all in my Gangland White Boy Stomp review that Sydnee Capri was someone you‘d be seeing a lot of in the very near future. When I saw the name of this movie, Capri was a girl that immediately sprung to mind. I‘m glad to see her here. Sporting some blonde highlights in her hair, Sydnee gets her ass smacked hard and her pussy lips squeezed by Slayer while he alternates between having his cock sucked and fingering her asshole. He maneuvers his dick in between those ornately designed stockings of hers and gets in a short fuck doggie before making her walk to another room where he does her standing, lifts her and then lies her down to long dick her bald pussy missionary. After dropping some spittle deep in her crack, Justin takes Sydnee‘s ass in mish and standing before moving to the position that highlights Capri‘s best asset, cowgirl. In anal first and then vag, Sydnee grinds her rump down on Justin‘s total, giving him what looks to be a total GFE (girlfriend experience) in the process; she seems very comfortable with him and is enjoying herself. The pop comes after Slayer splits Sydnee‘s cheeks doggie once more, anally then vaginally, letting go all over that phat ass. Not very “nasty“ but I guess it‘ll have to do.



Exotica

We catch up with redbone Exotica outside, walking the streets in a shiny red vinyl miniskirt. She pulls said skirt up as she walks showing off her ass. In fact, it‘s a little while before we actually get a good shot of Exotica‘s face and not just her ass. Green-eyed Exotica tells us she‘s black and Hispanic but HJ jokingly insists that that‘s Puerto Rican. Regardless of what you want to call her, Exotica is yet another horny honey who can‘t wait to let Justin Slayer get all up in her guts. But first she lies back and lets him plant his prick in her mug and in between her tiny tits. Exotica then flips over on all fours and lets Slayer lay waste to her snatch doggie style. Justin smacks her ass, leaving some red-hot handprints on her ass and She‘s WAY into it. Something tells me Just could do whatever he wanted to this broad today and she would gladly and willingly eat it all up with a spoon. Just straight-up puts it DOWN on Exotica mish, taking her breath away and tossing her around like a rag doll. I should‘ve known dude meant business the minute I saw he wasn‘t rockin‘ any kicks in this scene. If Exotica came to this shoot with her mind set on getting turned out like $2 ho, she more than got her wish. Anal mish puts a look on her face that you generally only see on people who just hit a blunt REAL hard. Slayer tears that ass up so bad in doggie I think Exotica‘s going to have trouble shitting for at least a week. Just bastes her face with a load Exotica immediately rubs all over her face. She works the rest out of him with her mouth and looks like someone ready for a nap. She got WORKED.



Beauty, Chastity

Wrongly believing the old adage that there is safety in numbers, the almost-cocky Beauty and Chastity arrive together, hoping to out-fuck the Black Pipe Layers. Wrong answer, girls. Now you‘re BOTH going home walking funny. If at all. Some girl-on-girl action jumps off with Chastity eating out her girl, but Beauty isn‘t satisfied. “I want some dick,” she says. Cut to Beauty with a black pipe buried in her throat and another one deep in her pussy (Slayer and Nat Turnher) while Chastity takes as much as she can of BOZ into her mouth. I‘ve never seen Nat Turnher in a Pipe Layers joint before but he‘s at least got the uniform down, sporting a pair of loosely laced wheat Timberlands. How funny would it be if Timberland actually offered these guys an endorsement deal? The action is too fast and furious to call play-by-play style but let it be known that these two ‘hood super freaks, Beauty and Chastity can flat-out FUCK. That’s probably why they thought they stood a chance in here today but we all know the end result. Try as you might, eventually the BPL posse is going to outlast you and that‘s when it‘s curtains. Both girls do anal and when Justin fucks Chastity‘s ass mish, it sounds like he‘s trying to unclog a stopped up toilet. She also provides us with a doggie DP. Chastity takes two pops on her face and in her mouth and the other one right on her twat, which Beauty licks up like a woman dying of thirst. Slayer has a little extra nut for Beauty‘s face when she‘s done.



Ayana Angel

Do they come any cooler or nastier than Ayana Angel? This is the best choice to end this disc on a high note as Ayana is as bubbly and fun-loving as she is insatiable and filthy. She‘s the type of girl to give you the best blowjob you‘ve ever had in your life, let you cum all over her face and then kick back and crack jokes with you about it while the cum dries. If there was ever a model for the successful and nasty black porn star of the new millennium, then Ayana Angel would no doubt be the prototype. What better way to truly test your mettle than to take on BOZ and Justin Slayer all by your lonesome? Never a chick to back down for a sexual physical challenge, Ayana does just that and does it WELL, after flashing some flesh for the cameras. Boz and Slayer‘s dicks find their way into Angel‘s every available orifice and she looks so at home, you would think they belonged there; like she was born with a dick in her mouth and in her snatch. After a doggie DP, Boz and Justin just pass Ayana back and forth, fucking her one-on-one until they both cum all over her face and into her mouth. Ayana licks her lips like she finds it truly delicious and waves goodbye.



Extras:
A cum shot recap exists in a menu separate from the Special Features; all five pops are available separately with no option to “play all.” In Special Features you get a Behind the Scenes featurette (25:43), trailers for Phatty Girls 4, BOZ, Big Booty White Girls, a controllable photo gallery, cast list, filmographies and websites.

What I Liked:
The music over the opening credits montage was actually pretty aight. I can‘t say that for the lyrics, but the music itself was something I could get into. The casting of Skyy, Sydnee Capri and Ayana Angel was spot-on but I’m a little iffy on the inclusions of Exotica, Beauty and Chastity. When you’re out to prove a point, as Slayer and Co. were so obviously attempting to do here, you put your starters on the floor and these girls are benchwarmers (even though they all screwed like champs), in my estimation. I would’ve liked to have seen Marie Luv, Vanessa Blue and Jada Fire take their place. The portion of the BTS with Ayana Angel is probably the best part. She talks about everything from her situation with Video Team (sadly, most of her candid comments are edited out for obvious reasons), peeing on Boz and wanting to work with Belladonna (“I‘m calling you out, bitch!"). The fact that she discusses all of these things while gleefully eating Slayer and Boz‘s jizz off of her face only makes it that much more entertaining.

What I Disliked:
Everyone in this movie did anal but aside from that, did everyone get truly “nasty“? For every chick that gargled some cum and swallowed or sucked cum out of her partner‘s gash, there was another who took the pop shot on her ass or wiped away a facial. For fans of standard black fare, the girls here were infinitely more energetic and nastier than usual but those who regularly watch the truly harder stuff out there, they may find this merely average on the “nasty” scale. It was plenty nasty, believe me. I don‘t want Just and his boys to think “Damn, what do we gotta do to please these people?” I‘m the last person who wants to see them delve into freak show circus antics.

Overall:
Justin Slayer and his crew have put together a great disc that will surely satisfy their target audience and perhaps silence the naysayers for a bit…at least until the next volume is released.

Crucifixio Jones