Black Girls Get Nasty Too (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  1/24/2005

Blac Girls Get nasty Too

Running Time: 120 min est.

Production Date:Summer 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

There is only one way to describe this title and that’s “Damn Shame”. For those of you that don’t know what a “Damn Shame” is, it’s a shame that went too damn long!

As usual, I get my notepad, remotes, cold beverage and special towel ready, then get comfortable on my Review Bean Bag Chair. As soon as the title started, you hear LL Fool J singing his new breakout hit “Momma Said Rock Your Block”. On top of all that, there was an American Flag waving, so I had to get up, remove my lucky hat and salute the mutha fuckin' intro. DAMN SHAME!

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Sky Black

Her looks have improve 5 fold since 2% Phat Free , but that nasty ass facial piercing kept her looks rating low. Could have been a dime piece without it, but I guess someone told her it was cute. DAMN SHAME! To clarify nasty, not the good kind.

Sky had an ass like an avocado. You know when an avocado is so ripe that you have to take it home and make guacamole the same day, that’s exactly how good her ass looked. She's about 5 pounds away from being fat, but just right for picking.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Sydnee Capri

At times Sydnee looks like Alicia Keyes, and other times she looks like Johnny Keyes. DAMN SHAME! Either she doesn’t know how to do her own makeup, or she has a terrible makeup artist. Thank goodness she looks good here today.

For a new girl, she sure has spirit. She moves, moans and groans like a veteran freak. The camera work was good, but this scene was not as hot as the last.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Exotica

This girl had a weird looking face. She also suffered from the rising cases of green eyes in porn girls. It’s possible to have green eyes, but the fact that half of the black girls in the business do is a DAMN SHAME!

This scene was a slow starter, but Justin breathed life into this girl with a new move I’m calling the “Helen Keller”. While hitting it missionary style, he planted his elbows leaving his hands and fingers free. He went old school like that girl in the Lionel Ritchie “Hello” video, and felt her face like it was Braille. Call it what you want, but that nucka once again proved that he’s a miracle worker. Classic Slayer.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Beauty & Chastity

These two looked like 2/3 of the group SWV. I talk about being left speechless from time to time, but Justin did it today. All I can say is Exotica was my PCP, but Justin brought something in this scene that I am going to call, “The New Nasty”. If you don’t feel this scene, it’s a DAMN SHAME!

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Ayana Angel

This girl is the badest black girl in the world. She has officially past that girl from the Outkast “Way You Move” video as the baddest sistah on digital.

Justin does not have a history of fucking the same women, but he’s hit Ayana at least 4-5 times that I’ve seen. There is s chemistry between them that you just have to see. She’s relaxed, real and refreshed when J Boogie’s on the job. Justin needs to go ahead and marry that girl, cause she wants him and ever nigga with a $20 dvd player can see it’s a DAMN SHAME!

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 9/10

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It’s a DAMN SHAME that Justin had to leave EXP to get better press. It’s a DAMN SHAME that Justin no longer put the “Bones” on his video boxes. It’s a DAMN SHAME that Justin had to tell you that Black Girls Get Nasty Too. It's a DAMN SHAME that the intro song ain't a top 10 single, and it’s also a DAMN SHAME that Justin ain’t hit Trina Michaels, Kelly Wells, Makayla Cox or Anne Marie Michelle yet.

The behind the scene were also good, and the DVD was produced by the hottest cat in the game DVDemon.

This title was so good that I am adding a new item I’m calling the Pocketcomb Inspiration. The inspiration for this review was the old school joint; “I’ll Be” Performed by Foxy Brown & Jay-Z.

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