Cream Pie For the Straight Girl Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  4/16/2005

Cream Pie for the Straight Girl

2004, 2 hours and 19 minutes
Devil’s Film
Starring Myra, Bibi Fox, Daria Glower, Sue, Virginia, Sandra De Marco, Lenny Power, Nikki Sun, Medora

My Life as of April 16th, 2005 --

On the tube: "48 Hours", I think this is the first Eddie Murphy movie I ever saw. I still love the part when Nick Nolte gives him a lesson in ‘class‘: “You can’t buy class. Look at you. You’ve got on a $500 suit and you’re still a lowlife.“ Eddie Murphy: “Yeah, but I look good.“ Classic.

Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "The Shield: Season Three", Season four is already well under way on FX right now and if you don‘t watch The Shield, I‘d say you‘re not really watching television. The Shield (along with my favorites The Sopranos, ALIAS, 24, Nip/Tuck) are the best shows on TV right now. Catch up on DVD if you haven‘t already. I watched Season Three as it aired and I STILL want to watch it again.

In the CD Player/Winamp: Mary J. Blige is on a pair of remixes this month. First, Cassidy‘s “I‘m a Hustler (Remix)” and then The Game‘s “Hate It or Love It (Remix)”. She puts her distinctive stamp on both, making them more than just your typical “I‘ll just sing the hook for you“ redux.



What You Should Know:
Since the HIV scare of last year, creampies (the act of ejaculating inside the female partner) are more controversial than ever. Some companies and directors (most notably, Madness Pictures‘ David Aaron Clark) vowed to never film another one. But consumer demand is a bitch. Creampies haven‘t gone anywhere and Devil’s Film is definitely doing their part to make sure the creampie craze isn‘t forgotten. Every time I turn around, Devils has another creampie-themed release, the next more insane than the last. They scared every homophobe in the world with Cream Pie for the Straight Guy, where the males in the scenes ate their own cum out of the girls pussies and asses (very much like the stir they caused with the snowballing title Cum in My Mouth and I‘ll Spit It Back in Yours). Next was 65 Guy Cream Pie where Ariana Jollee let 65 male amateurs gangbang her into oblivion and shoot their wads inside her pussy. This is a title, however, that most porn fans can get behind. There are no freakshow/circus act amount of creampies and no men eat cum here, only the ladies. Each scene features two girls and one guy and when the male creampies the female, the spare girl eats it out and shares it with her partner. Ah, good ol red-blooded American porn has found its way back to Devil’s Film. I can‘t wait to get started.

The Action:

Sue and Virginia

The two girls walk onto the set and introduce themselves in broken English. That’s so hot. Women may not realize it, but that’s a man’s fantasy: a beautiful woman who loves to fuck yet can’t string together a coherent sentence. They are 20 and 21, respectively and both are from Prague. (it should be noted that the wrong names are under them onscreen. The one that has “Sue” underneath is actually “Virginia”) They undress each other and Virginia, besides easily being the more attractive of the two, has a GREAT ass. They should’ve paired her with Liliane Tiger but I’m sure if they had, the male talent wouldn’t have lasted through their tease. Sue, on the other hand, reminds me of Pason but with small, natural and perky tits, not the bolt-ons that sit on Pason’s chest. Dillon Day interrupts the girls’ tease, emerging from stage right with a raging hard-on. Something about Dillon just don’t sit right with me. He kind of scares me, truth be told. A wild look in his eyes and a presence to match, he looks as if he’s just a life support system for his dick and that there’s absolutely zip going on upstairs. I can picture him just sitting in a chair like Robocop when he’s not performing, probably getting another tattoo or something. But back to the action…

The girls share Dillon’s boner, Virginia looking every bit as hot and horny as she is and Sue playing the porcelain-white innocent along for the ride. Virginia’s eyes are mesmerizing, reminiscent of Nikita Denise and she gives the camera a ton of eye contact as she blows. Sue is the first to mount Dillon, cowgirl, while Virginia straddles his face. Dillon’s cock is as big as one of little Sue’s legs so of course it looks absolutely enormous sliding in and out of her tiny gash when she turns to ride him reverse cowgirl. Virginia licks Day’s cock as it penetrates Sue and then takes it on up-and-over doggie, swapping saliva with her female co-star as Dillon thrusts his dick deep into her pussy. We cut to Dillon railing Sue mish next, first vaginally then anally. Virginia sits on Sue’s face and makes out with Dillon as he pounds Sue’s sphincter. Dillon fucks Virginia briefly vag in mish before moving back to Sue’s asshole in reverse cowgirl. Virginia flicks her tongue over Sue’s rock hard nipples and rubs Sue’s clit as she bounces. The two girls go to town on Day’s dick before he stacks them missionary, Virginia on bottom having her pussy fucked before he eases his prick back into Sue’s gaping rectum. Dillon deposits the creampie into Virginia’s snatch and Sue, with Dillon’s aid, fingers it out while Virginia straddles her face. She passed on anal today but Virginia is hot and I want to see her again.



Daria Glower and Bibi Fox

Again, both girls are 20 and 21 and from Prague. Most viewers should be familiar with both ladies. Daria Glower (the brunette) has been in a ton of big-tit themed fare here and Bibi (the blonde) you may know better as Melanie Crush (Big Booty White Girls). After some g/g play and mutual side-by-side masturbation their stud arrives, boner first. Daria’s the first to her knees to deep-throat it, Bibi hovering close by waiting patiently for her turn. It must have been a while since Glower’s had some dick because she’s all over this guy today. No sooner than Bibi can get the guy’s cock out of her mouth, Daria’s on top of it reverse cowgirl, pounding the crap out of it like it were the last one she may ever get to see. To be fair, Bibi‘s just as aggressive when she slams her ass down hard on this guy‘s lap cowgirl, Glower frequently taking his dick out of Bibi and deepthroating it whenever she gets the chance. Our guy then lies Bibi back missionary and splits her legs like a wishbone and drills her asshole, Daria giving plenty of ATOGM head in between. This action is brief and we move on to reverse cowgirl anal, still with Bibi Fox. Finally, Daria‘s back up to bat taking this guy on in vag spoon. Bibi replaces her soon enough in the same position, taking the guy in the ass again. She gets rammed mercilessly in both holes here, Daria cleaning cock whenever it leaves either orifice and flicking her tongue rapidly over Bibi‘s clit. I had no idea my little Melanie Crush was so nasty. Our finishes up by railing Daria doggie (Fox is underneat her) and planting a creampie in her pussy which drips out into Bibi‘s open mouth. Daria comes down to kiss Bibi and they share the jism between them.



Myra and Medora

Myra and Medora are also both from Prague, 22 and 21, respectively. Neither girl is particularly busty, Myra being the better looking of the two in a sophisticated, older-woman-type way. Which is funny considering she‘s only 22 but that makes her a senior citizen in porn nowadays. The girls help each other get undressed and display their asses and pussies for the camera. Not a lot of time spent on interaction between them in this scene, as our guy arrives and we head right for the oral. Myra is hoisted up for a standing 69, while Medora licks balls. Our guy samples Myra’s pussy first, doggie. Lots of audible wetness in there, too. Bent over on all fours we can see Myra has a fantastic ass and the legs it sits on top of aren‘t bad, either. Medora‘s turn, she choose reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. Both girls give plenty of PTM oral transitioning from one position to the next. Medora has a pretty average, everyday-girl body, but a pretty thick and plush backside, shown off best when she‘s riding cowgirl. A face-to-face standing screw between Myra and her stud follows before lowering herself seductively onto his cock reverse cowgirl. And just when I thought neither girl was going to do anal, Myra asks her guy if he wants to fuck her ass. I can‘t imagine him turning that offer down. So it‘s reverse cowgirl anal with Myra while Medora looks on, sometimes fingering Myra‘s pussy and giving ATOGM head. Myra gets flipped over for some doggie anal and Medora is stacked on top of her to have her pussy plowed as well. The action wraps up with Medora one-on-one in mish who gets the creampie in her pussy. She stands and straddles Myra, who licks and sucks the cum from between her lips. The two then share a sloppy tongue kiss, passing semen back and forth.



Liliane Tiger and Nikki Sun

Liliane Tiger (19, Truly Nice Ass 7) and Nikki Sun (20) are also both from Prague but unlike all the previous scenes do not begin on a sofa but rather on a bed. They teasingly get undressed down to nothing but their footwear (I love Tiger‘s zip-up black leather calf-high high-heeled fuck-me boots) and play with their pussies until -- cue the ominous music -- Dillon Day returns. He just lies back on the bed and lets the girls have their way with his swollen unit. The oral is short-lived as Nikki Sun can’t seem to wait to have that man meat deep in her gash. She jumps on reverse cowgirl while Liliane sits on Dillon‘s face. Tiger is absolutely gorgeous taking Day‘s length deep inside her pierced and tattooed pussy spoon. Dillon tries to fuck a hole through Nikki next and Liliane just watches, playing with her pussy in the background and eyeing Day seductively. Normally, I’d shit all over an actress for not participating and just watching while her partner gets screwed but Tiger is so hot, all is forgiven. She looks better just masturbating than most girls look taking part, so more power to her for just chilling. She catches Dillon’s eye and he comes back over to fuck her pussy mish and then her ass and then back to her pussy after Sun gives some ATOGM head. It looks like Liliane wants to object but goes along with it. After an obvious cut, we see Dillon back in her ass. Liliane closes her eyes and rubs her clit at a breakneck pace, cumming while Nikki positions herself to have her pussy fucked mish. Dillon has his dick sucked frequently by Tiger when he pulls out of Nikki. Reverse cowgirl anal with Liliane follows, Tiger once again rubbing her clit and cumming hard. “I wanna blow a big, fat fucking load in your ass,” Dillon tells Tiger as she mounts him reverse cowgirl after some ATM head. He does just that and Tiger hovers over Nikki‘s face letting Nikki finger and lick it out of her bung. A kiss ends the scene.



Sandra De Marco and Lenny Power

Sandra and Lenny are both 22 years old and are on the same bed that Liliane and Nikki were just on. Impressive natural racks on both of these girls, Lenny in possession of the larger, fuller, rounder breasts. They rub their clits, finger their pussies and caress their tits side-by-side, a lot of loud moaning taking place. Whereas every girl in this movie so far has fingered themselves and done the masturbation thing just for tease, these two girls look and sound like they were actually trying to get themselves off. Just as their grunts and groans reach a crescendo, an anonymous dick finds its way into Lenny‘s mouth and the real fun begins. Sandra spies cock out of the corner of her eye and not to be left out, comes over to get a mouthful, too. The ensuing tandem blowjob is like watching two baby birds fight for one worm. While one is feasting, the other watches, mouth agape, waiting for their turn. Lenny jumps aboard boner first, cowgirl, the guy and Sandra smacking her ass while she bounces. Lenny trades places with De Marco and Sandra nestles down onto their shared prick reverse cowgirl. She fucks back and gives as good as she gets. She and Lenny kiss and caress each other until Lenny wants a reverse cowgirl ride of her own and then mish. Power looks rather milfish facially, but her tits are incomparable. Really, really nice set of sweater shredders on this lass. Both girls then line up side-by-side facing a wall to get rammed doggie alternately. Stacked on top of one another next, Lenny on bottom mish, Sandra on top doggie, our guy alternates fucking both of their pussies again until he finally busts his nut inside DeMarco, who pushes it out, with a loud and noisy queef, into Lenny’s mouth. Obligatory cum-swapping, tongue-twirling French kiss ends the flick on a very high note.



Extras:
Two-minute self-advancing photo gallery, trailers for Gangland Cream Pie 4, Cream Pie for the Straight Guy, Cream Pie POV and 65 Guy Cream Pie. Included is a bonus scene, the second scene from Cream Pie for the Straight Guy featuring Roxy Jezel and Mika Tan. I‘m not into guys eating their own creampies personally but if that‘s your thing, here it is. A little sloppy on the editing side as about five seconds of the next scene in that movie with Brittney Skye finds itself tacked on to the end.

What I Liked:
I’m not a fan of most Euro girls but damn, their beauty can’t be denied. Liliane Tiger, Virginia, Daria Glower, Myra and Sandra De Marco all blew me away. Had the movie just been these five women, I would’ve been satisfied but it was double that, so I guess you can say I was doubly satisfied.

What I Disliked:
This movie was almost too straight-forward in its approach and did nothing to mix up the action. It was introduce two girls, undress, tease, oral sex, sex, creampie, rinse, lather, repeat, which gave it a very monotonous tone. You felt as though you were watching the same scene five times with different participants. The sex didn‘t move around the location and they only used two sets, both very plain and unappealing to the eye.

Overall:
Despite being only vaguely famliar with the talent coming in (I had only seen Daria, Bibi and Liliane before) this was surprisingly enjoyable and hot. The cast was stunning, energetic and nasty as was all the action. The male talent did a really good job of putting them all through the paces, the picture is clear with no lighting issues and the DVD, while not cosmetically appealing, has no technical issues. If the fetish and cast appeal to you, I’d suggest a purchase. This will definitely find a wider audience than their previous creampie-themed releases.

Crucifixio Jones