Twisted Vision Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  12/19/2004

Twisted Vision

2004, 2 hours 16 minutes
Red Light District
Directed by Michael Stefano
Starring: Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Roxy Jezel, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv

The Knowledge:

I like the idea for this series and it speaks volumes as to Stefano’s imagination. This isn’t your typical POV series. Each scene is preceded by a setup of some sort (only Taylor Rain’s being shot in typical gonzo fashion) pulling the home viewer even more into the sex, having them invest somewhat emotionally, thus ensuing more enjoyment. While not a stroke of genius by any stretch of the imagination, it is at least a simply attempt to do something different that does set this series apart from everything else and exponentially increases the replay value for the customer. Hats off, Lucky Luciano. Good friggin’ idea.

The Action:

Missy Monroe
Bound and nearly nude with a pillow case over her head hangs Missy Monroe, suspended in a cage on a set that looks like the same set Brandon Iron used for the last scene of I Love It Rough 3. The setup is thus: Stefano is pestered by a jonesin‘ homeless man on the street but rather than give him money, Mike brings the bum to where Missy is locked up and promises him some pussy instead. Once the pillow case is off of her head we can see Missy has a piece of gray electrical tape over her mouth with an opening for her mouth which reads “cock hole.” Our transient knows exactly what that means. Stefano orders Missy to suck this dirty guy‘s dick through the bars of her cage and then lets her out so that she can get on her knees as she continues. Soon Stefano inserts his cock into the fray and Missy gamely handles them both until our bum cums on her face and is dismissed by Stefano. Now Mike has Missy all to himself. He celebrates by bending her over doggy and has Missy do all the work; rocking herself back and pounding back against his dick while he remains stationary. The best footage probably comes of Missy leaning back in cowgirl. Even when Stefano tells her to slow it down, she can’t resist riding his cock like it might be her last, her milky white natural tits flopping wildly as she rides. Monroe impales herself vaginally and anally in this position before moving on to reverse cowgirl, bouncing her heart-shaped and tattooed ass up and down on Mike’s tool. Anal doggie follows then Mike puts his dick back in her pussy where he cums internally. Monroe farts and fingers out the cum.



Sativa Rose
Classic setup here: Stefano is searching the house for Sativa and finds her masturbating with a magazine like “Darling Nikki” from that old Prince song. But unlike the normal situations like this, Sativa isn‘t the least bit embarrassed or even surprised when Stefano catches her. He pulls his cock out and she keeps right on doing what she‘s doing, fingering herself slowly and rubbing her clit while licking her lips and moaning. After a great blowjob, Sativa lies back, now completely nude and takes a missionary pounding. Her body is nothing short of perfect: gorgeous face, perky and round natural breasts, flat and tight abs that all lead down to a wet, tight slit that Stefano must enjoy sliding in and out of. For me, this footage is all too short. Sativa’s plump ass cheeks practically engulf and swallow whole Mike’s prick when they move to reverse cowgirl. A quick spin results in Sativa‘s rack bouncing right in your face in cowgirl where Stefano‘s camera captures come classic fuck faces and primo penetration shots. After a short round of doggie, Stefano shakes some paste out onto Sativa‘s tongue.



Roxy Jezel
This disc is really running the gamut of popular porn cliches. But wholly original when it comes POV movies, so props have to be given. The next setup features Roxy Jezel as a sexy hitchhiker. Stefano pulls over to pick her up and after some small talk inside the car they pull over to have hot, anonymous sex with one another. Roxy says that time-honored classic, “I‘ve never done anything like this before,” right before gagging on Stefano‘s dick so hard I think she‘s going to pass out. After a typically energetic round of head, our couple manages to find a comforter to screw on, so Jezel bends over and lets Mike beat it up doggie while she guides his cock inside her pussy with one of her free hands. They stay in this position for a while, but they do switch orifices from her snatch to her bunghole. Roxy uses both of her hands to spread her cheeks as she rocks back hard, taking Stefano as deep as she can. A quick ass-to-mouth hummer bridges the transition to reverse cowgirl where we get even more footage of Roxy‘s ass taking Stefano‘s length. If you‘re a fan of Roxy‘s backside, you‘re going to love this scene. Finally, Roxy turns to face us, cowgirl, Stefano‘s dick still in her butt and rides him wildly, like only Roxy Jezel can. She reminds me a lot of her partner-in-crime in Weapons of Ass Destruction 3 (coincidentally, another scene in which she worked with Stefano), Jayna Oso. After getting rode that hard, that hot, Stefano has to let his would-be babies go and he does so all over Roxy‘s face, hitting her all over the forehead and the bridge of her nose.



Taylor Rain
Taylor brings us back to 2004 and the current gonzo landscape with her scene. There is no elaborate or original setup but more of what we are used to seeing lately: Taylor simply crawls across the floor towards Stefano, saying she wants some dick. No maid, no nurse, no school teacher outfit, just “I want some dick.” Sort of a letdown after seeing the cool setups we‘ve seen before, but hey, it‘s 100% Taylor F‘N Rain. She bends over to give Mike a look at her most frequently used hole. Stefano shoves some small blue anal beads in there before shoving his prick in the hole located directly below. Taylor bounces back and forth on his prick, working the tip of it with visibly wet pussy lips, while the looped end of the anal beads string hangs out of her ass. Taylor turns around to blow Mike and I swear, Rain just might have the smallest mouth in porn because every dick that she crams in there, regardless of the owner, looks like she‘s trying to swallow a bottle of Absolut. The anal beads get pulled out and tasted by Taylor. Anal beads come out, Stefano‘s dick goes in, this time, cowgirl. As any fan knows, Taylor‘s right at home with cock deep in her crack, in fact, I think she may actually prefer it there more than anywhere else. Taylor chases Stefano‘s dick to another portion of the room where she blows him briefly before taking him in the ass doggie on a nearby sofa. I believe Taylor Rain‘s asshole to be the key to her soul. Take a good look at her face the next time you watch her fucked in the ass. In her pussy, she enjoys it, but in the ass? She comes ALIVE. Her mouth takes on this weird, sexy shape and her eyes don‘t dance, so much as they glaze over like a junkie high on his first fix. Cowgirl anal is the last we see of Taylor‘s anal fixation before Stefano moves back to fucking her pussy doggie ‘til he sprays his load all over the right side of Rain‘s grill.



Jennifer Luv
Stefano is in his office (watching his scene with Teagan from Tease Me Then Please Me, vain and lucky motherfucker) waiting on applicants for a receptionist position he apparently has open. His first interviewing is Jennifer Luv. Luv came dressed to kill (or fuck) in a flimsy green top with no bra that makes her tits look as though they are about to fall out any second and a very short and equally flimsy skirt that looks like it probably came with a tag that said “fuck, wash and go“ attached to it. While Jennifer finishes filling out her application, Stefano excuses himself to check on some things in the warehouse. Luv, left alone, stares at the monitor still playing Tease Me Then Please Me and gets all hot. She pops her tits out and starts squeezing them while she plays with her pussy with her other hand. Showing unparalleled audacity, Jennifer actually helps herself to one of the many dildos in Stefano‘s toy drawer, licks it to get it wet and slides that bad boy right in her snatch. It‘s funny because she doesn‘t even attempt to be discreet, knowing full-well that Stefano is going to eventually have to come back. She‘s totally into what she‘s doing and working herself towards orgasm when Mike returns. Unlike Sativa earlier, she does straighten up and act a little embarrassed that she was caught. Stefano wonders aloud if she really wants to be a receptionist or if perhaps she‘d be better suited for something else.

As a sort of audition, Luv works the dildo back inside her and masturbates openly for Stefano. A blowjob precedes a desktop missionary fuck that’s about as hot as anything you’ll see on this DVD. I know that Jennifer Luv, like any porn star, has her die-hard fans but before today, Luv was just another latina face in the crowd. After this, she’s definitely shot up a few notches. Jennifer’s about as voracious, energetic and vocal as I’ve EVER seen her here and very obviously enjoying the sex. Pulling her pussy lips apart wide, Luv nestles her hole down onto Stefano’s cock cowgirl and “rocks away” like the Terror Squad and screaming twice as much Spanish. Before turning around to ride him reverse cowgirl (and Lord Have Mercy, the view of her ass is beyond fantastic) Jennifer takes in a mouthful of his cock and slurps on that joint like a crazy straw. Doggie is next on the menu and with an ass like Luv’s there’s no real need to do anal. Jennifer begs for Stefano’s cum inside her, so Stefano fills her up. Jennifer squeezes out a little so Stefano reaches inside her elastic pussy with three fingers, digs out the rest and feeds it to her. She licks his fingers clean and then does the same for his cock. Man, based on her performances in Chicks & Salsa and here today, Jennifer Luv is on the rise on my Porn Star Depth Chart.



Extras:

Cumshot Recap (play separately or a four and a half minute “play all“ loop), three and a half minute automated photo gallery, nineteen minute Behind the Scenes featurette, previews for Feelin‘ Black 3, Teens Revealed 4 and Tease Me Then Please Me, Director‘s Bio, Web Access, and nineteen minutes of bonus footage from all five scenes in the main movie.

Comments:

I enjoyed the concept. The first scene threw me for a loop and with a title like Twisted Vision, I expected all of the following scenes to be equally as “twisted“ as the caged-Missy-made-to-suck-homeless-man‘s-cock scene. Thankfully, that wasn‘t the case. The rest of the setups: masturbator caught, horny hitchhiker and screwing the secretary have all been done before, but of course, not POV and not with the likes of Sativa Rose, Roxy Jezel and the super-incendiary Jennifer Luv playing the principles. I‘m eager to see what Stefano has in store for part two and am almost as eagerly anticipating what crazy setups he can brainstorm as much as I‘m excited about the possibilities for his cast. For some good and different POV, seek this one out.

Crucifixio Jones