2 + Me = 3 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  3/5/2005

2 + Me = 3

2004, 2 hours and 20 minutes
Exquisite/Venom
Directed by Jordan Septo
Starring Katja Kassin, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Barbara Summer, Poppy Morgan, Kyla King

My Life as of March 6, 2005 --

On the tube: "Nothing", I hate slow and boring Saturday nights.

Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "Cop Land", At a message board I frequent we do bi-weekly movie club-like discussions and this week the movie is Cop Land. An overlooked gem despite its all-star cast.

In the CD Player/Winamp: 50 Cent, "Piggy Bank“ This might be 50‘s last album. After dissing Fat Joe, Jadakiss and Nas and kicking the Game out of G-Unit, I get the feeling that his time left on this planet is short.



What You Should Know:
Despite this being the first title I’ve actually reviewed from Venom, I’m familiar with the company and with director, Jordan Septo. I’ve seen their Teens with Tits, Teen Latin Dolls and Hood Hoppin‘ and have been satisfied with each. I see no reason to not expect happiness from this title. EXP shoots in a rougher, edgier style that I like, much like Lethal-Hardcore, and I tend to turn to this company when I get tired of the extremely polished look and highly choreographed acts of some other companies. Venom Digital Media has a unique charm all its own.

The Action:

Sandra Romain & Jayne Oso

I, for one, am enjoying having Sandra in the states. She’s been working like a mad woman, popping up and rarely disappointing in a ton of titles this year (Ass Wreckage, Sperm Smiles, Just Fuckin’, Bet Your Ass, Un-Natural Sex 13 and Ass Deep 2). Jayna and Sandra exhibit real genuine chemistry when they grope and kiss one another on a sofa. You get the feeling that these two really want to fuck each other, almost as much as they want a cock to share between them. They work each other over pretty good using their fingers and a short, thick hot pink dildo on each other. So good, in fact, that I’m almost not even interested in seeing a guy make his way into this scene and interrupting their super hot girl-on-girl experience. But I said “almost.” Cheyne Collins maneuvers himself under Oso while she eats out Romain and wriggles his dick into her gash. Both girls take turns riding him cowgirl, but still seem infinitely more into each other than Cheyne. Collins has just basically taken the place of the dildo they were using. I’m liking this scene a lot simply because it is how a two-on-one scene should be: all three participants staying active and taking part. There was never a moment where one girl was getting banged and the other girl just watched. While Jayna gets laid into mish, Sandra is either sitting on Oso’s face, sucking Cheyne’s dick or kissing him or kissing and licking Jayna all over. When Sandra is getting pumped doggie, Jayna is right there getting eaten out, or stacked beneath Romain, getting plugged doggie, too. The only time the two girls aren’t right on top of one another is when they both lie back next to each other and spread their legs wide for Cheyne to take turns fucking them. Even then, their outstretched legs are intertwined somewhat. Romain, who has one of the nicer asses in the business, gets her bunghole filled balls deep doggie next, while Jayna preps her own ass with a string of anal beads. When Jayna’s ready, Collins pounds her ass, too and Sandra (burying that pink dildo in Oso’s pussy while Cheyne fucks Jayna’s ass) takes great pleasure in enthusiastically sucking Oso’s ass juice from his prick. In reverse cowgirl anal, you get to see that Romain‘s body is nearly perfect in every way; tight abs, toned arms, perky yet bouncy breasts and thighs that looks as though they‘re capable of squeezing the LIFE out of you, so freeing you of a measly load of jizz should be no problem. Jayna, of course, is right there for ATOGM head. Oso gets her turn to ride Cheyne reverse cowgirl anal, too when Sandra slides back and hovers over Collins’ face. I never thought I’d see a scene where someone was either Jayna’s or Sandra’s anal equal but they are really running neck and neck for my attention here. The minute Oso hops off, Sandra is there, sucking and jerking Collins’ prick and then Jayna joins in to help. They set upon his wood with such speed and intensity I’m surprised it doesn’t burst into flames. Burst it does, but only with streams of semen into both girls hungry mouths. The ladies kiss and swap the cum to end the scene. Cheyne Collins’ occasional bouts with keeping wood kept this from being perfect.



Katja Kassin

Katja has on a nice sheer purple top here and matching spiked collar but we don‘t get to see much of it because Tyce Bune and Cheyne Collins get her topless almost immediately while she takes turns gagging on both of their tools. She seems to be in a mischievous and playful mood. Time will tell. Her purple top is lifted over her head and off and you’d swear there were little bags of silicone in those two perky devils they sit up so straight. Tyce works his dick into Katja‘s ass almost immediately and pulls her back onto his lap to ride him reverse cowgirl. Kassin gives him some serious action, riding him like a woman possessed until Cheyne reappears and fills her vacant hole with his cock. This reverse cowgirl DP is followed by a doggie DP and I don‘t think I‘ve ever heard Katja react this loudly before. She takes anal like a champ but this double penetration must feel really, really good by the sound of things. Tyce fucks Katja in her ass standing doggie while she blows Cheyne and doesn‘t get nearly the same reaction. But when they move back to DP‘ing her, Kassin lets loose with those familiar wails of pleasure every time. Katja, who is generally relatively quiet in her scenes, is here screaming “Fuck me! Fuck the shit outta me!” I did a double take. Tyce and Cheyne take turns fucking Katja one-on-one (Tyce in her pussy cowgirl, Cheyne in her ass standing doggie) but only in another reverse cowgirl DP do we hear Katja whine and moan, close her eyes and clench her teeth. The only time either of the guys comes close to eliciting the same reaction is when Tyce and Cheyne take turns completely pulverizing her snatch and ass piledriver. I‘d also like to say that Katja is just as hot with blonde hair as she was as a redhead. The scene wraps after Tyce speedfucks Katja‘s ass standing doggie while she blows Cheyne. Both men then turn and fill Katja‘s mouth with goo she gargles and swallows.



Barbara Summer

Barbara Summer is a girl who has been growing on me as of late. She reminds of Hannah Harper before she signed to Sin City. Her tits are so perfect, you’d hardly know they were fake. She takes huge mouthfuls of Tyce and Talon before Talon bends her over and literally just throws his cock into her pussy doggie while she inhales Tyce‘s boner. She climbs aboard Tyce next to ride him anal reverse cowgirl and then Talon comes over to DP her. Summer slides off both pricks and sucks them clean before mounting Talon cowgirl. She sucks Tyce‘s dick briefly before he plugs her ass with it, DPing her doggie this time with Talon. The doggie DP moves to the floor for a bit and then the fellas bring Summer back to the couch where Tyce puts the small of her back over one of the arms, fucking both her pussy and her ass, switching back and forth between the orifices rapidly. Barbara flips over on all fours and Talon also abuses both of her holes doggie and then Tyce comes over and does the same. Tyce continues to plug away until he pulls out and fires a load right into Barbara‘s open mouth. Talon, however, doesn‘t just jerk off into her mouth after Tyce, instead he has Barbara lie back down and long dicks her pussy until he‘s ready to drop some spunk off over her tongue, as well. I don‘t know what it is about Barbara, but I see something special.



Kyla King

Kyla King talks to director Septo while Talon and Brett Rockman sit on the sofa next to her and listen. It‘s hard enough answering your run-of-the-mill “porn“ interview questions before a scene but to have your fate sitting next to you, stroking their cocks, eyeing you like a vulture would fresh meat, that must be a bit intimidating. Kyla gets undressed and gamely sucks both cocks until they bend her over doggie and Talon fucks her pussy. Rockman brings his curved joint over next and plugs her pussy doggie, too. Next, she rides Talon reverse cowgirl as she sucks Brett‘s bent boner. Rockman brings King over to sit on his lap cowgirl and Talon fills her mush with hard cock. Kyla‘s not especially exciting to watch nor is she anything special to look at, sadly. I‘m not saying every girl in adult needs to be a knockout in some way or another, but it helps. And if you‘re not, there have been plenty of girls who were such great performers, fans overlooked their physical appearance. Thankfully, this action is kept short. Rockman unloads all over Kyla‘s face first, followed closely by Talon who springs a MAJOR leak over Kyla‘s face. King lets the jizz run down over her face and spits what she can out of her mouth.



Poppy Morgan

This is my first look at Poppy despite being urged by all of my fellow reviewers to do so earlier. I like her accent and in her pre-scene interview she comes across as a very nasty and naughty girl. She takes the cocks of Anthony Hardwood and Tyce Bune in each of her hands like ski poles and then into her mouth, alternately working them over with hand-heavy oral skills. Tyce bends her over, slides off her pink panties and sticks his pole into her pussy briefly before she begins to ride Hardwood cowgirl. Not to be denied, Bune comes over and puts his cock in her ass, making Poppy scream, “That‘s what I fuckin‘ want!” Morgan licks both cocks clean after this DP before being flipped upside down and having her pussy and ass penetrated by Hardwood and Bune. They take her on one at a time, but make use of both of her holes during their visits, swapping back and forth between her pussy and ass and then she gives them a2m head after. That is truly nasty. Neither guy cuts Poppy any slack and bang her as fast and furiously as they can before bringing her back up onto the sofa where they take turns once again, sticking their dicks in her pussy and ass without interruption, this time missionary. Poppy rides Tyce reverse cowgirl anal briefly before Hardwood joins the fun and makes it a proper DP. The guys do their best to fuck a third hole into Poppy here (perhaps through her back) and she screams bloody murder the entire time. She mounts Hardwood cowgirl next and then Tyce penetrates her ass to DP her again. Poppy‘s then lifted into the air for a standing DP before we cut to the pop shots, Hardwood first in her mouth followed by Tyce in the same place. Morgan spits it all out but is generous with the post-cum cleanup of both cocks. Poppy kept her delectable tits covered by her pink lingerie top until the money shots. What sense does that make?



Extras:
Photo gallery, 42-minute Behind-the-Scenes featurette, cumshot reel and trailers for Absolute Ass 3, Ass 4 Cash 2, Bros & Blondes 2, In Da Booty, Teen Latin Dolls 3, Hood Hoppin 2 and Teens Never Say No 3.

What I Liked:
Barbara Summer is on her way to being a star with the right amount of work and promotion. I can’t put my finger on what it is but she’s got something special.

What I Disliked:
For some reason, at least in the copy I have, the sound is out of sync by a fraction of a second, but definitely enough to be noticeable. I also expected more scenes that featured two girls and one guy. Unfortunately, there was only one (the stellar one with Jayna Oso and Sandra Romain) so if you‘re looking for scenes of those type, be aware four of the five scenes are two guys on one girl.

Overall:
The best scene here by far is Sandra Romain and Jayna Oso followed closely by Barbara Summer‘s scene. It’s a testament to Katja Kassin as a performer that she can appear in every other title released each month and fans still have yet to tire of seeing her. I was impressed with Poppy Morgan and found her really cute. Maybe a scene with Isabel Ice is in order? This one will certainly keep you occupied as a rental but take into account everything in this review before making a purchase.

Crucifixio Jones