Phatty Girls 5 Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Category: Black
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Starring: Diana Devoe, Justin Slayer, Yasmine Milan, Cece, Lori Alexia, Koffee Kakes, Tia Sweets, Nat Turnher
Released on: 3/18/2005
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 6/20/2005
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I need more Yasmine Milan & Tia Sweets…word up! |
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   2005, 2 hours and 30 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Diana Devoe, Cece, Koffee Kakes, Lori Alexia, Yasmine Milan, Tia Sweets | |||||
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| I’d hate to reduce Slayer‘s latest to a two-scene movie but honest to God, the two best scenes here are the reason to BUY this movie. Those two scenes are the first and the last: Diana Devoe‘s and the one featuring Yasmine Milan and Tia Sweets. | |||||
| Scene One: Diana Devoe with Justin Slayer | |||||
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Reminiscent of the appearance of Janet Jacme in Phatty Girls 4, Diana Devoe starts Phatty Girls 5 off on straight “legend“ status. Where have I been? Because the last time I saw Devoe there‘s no way she was this thick. Girl is packing more curves than a major league pitcher. Justin has Devoe saunter around the house and pose for stills before finally having her blow him in the kitchen and then they move to a sofa where the game of sexual one-upsmanship begins. Diana is very obviously having a good time with Slayer; she smiles and giggles frequently throughout the scene but there are just as many times when Just is throwing the dick in her so hard, so rough and so raw all she can do is close her eyes, grimace and squeal. The chemistry is there just like it was between Slayer and Jacme. In doggie you can see Devoe‘s cheeks tensing and then relaxing as she uses her pussy to forcefully withdraw Slayer‘s nut out. She says it may look like she “won“ but she may have to give this bout to Justin. | |||||
| Scene Two: Ce Ce | |||||
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Cute in the face, thick in the waist, as the saying goes, is what I think when I see Ce Ce. Her full lips and great smile drawn attention to her high cheekbones and lively eyes. She strolls around outdoors, oiled up and glistening in the sun, her chocolate-topped tits spilling out of her shiny electric blue bikini top. She gives Slayer‘s tool tons of attention with her hands behind her back. After a standing sixty-nine, Justin lays the dazed, horny, wet and dripping with sweat Ce Ce onto a red leather sofa, parts her legs wide and drives his cock all the way home mish. Doggie and cowgirl precede an unorthodox missionary fuck on the floor, where Ce Ce uses her hips to buck up and meet Slayer‘s cock before he turns her over on her stomach and massages her ass while he long-dicks her doggie. She turns in time to catch his spunk on the tip of her nose and on her chest. Justin scoops up the cum on her chest and slaps it haphazardly across her mouth before producing yet another load that he shoots onto her mouth. | |||||
| Scene Three: Lori Alexia | |||||
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Miss Nude USA 2004. Funny where we end up sometimes. Miss Nude Universe 2003, I believe, was Vivid‘s Mercedez. Lori claims to be very flexible and energetic in her interview but we‘ll see when the action starts. She‘s all smiles during her interview and tease as she shows off her body before moving inside where lo and behold, she shows off that previously mentioned energy and flexibility. She walks in on her hands, does a backflip and then does a headstand while shaking her ass, landing in a full-on Jean Claude Van Damme-like split on the floor. I swear to God, I can‘t make this shit up. Some more acrobatics follow before Justin joins the fun and snacks on Lori‘s gash. A standing sixty-nine allows Alexia to chug some cock while he pleases her. Back on her feet, Slayer slips his cock into her while standing behind her, stroking her with malicious intent while he holds her arms for leverage. I wonder if the judges who named her Miss Nude USA saw a career like this ahead of Ms. Alexia. She rides him cowgirl for a bit before she‘s hoisted in the air for a little standing cowgirl. Rubbing her clit in mish, she orgasms while she and Justin talk nasty to each other. Her flexibility allows her legs to open super-wide for Just in this position. Reverse cowgirl and a super-duper deep doggie drilling are enough to make Slayer drop his would-be babies all over Lori‘s face and she sucks his now-flaccid dick appreciately. | |||||
| Scene Four: Koffee Cakes | |||||
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Certainly not the best stage name in the world but strangely apropos. ‘Cause Koffee got mad cakes, y‘all. Easily the biggest ass in this movie. It‘s a caramel concoction with a life of its own, only about two or three cheeseburgers away from being on par with Cherokee‘s from Phatty Girls 4. Koffee spreads oil all over this mocha monstrosity for our pleasure before getting on her knees to dine on dick, where we finally get a good look at her face. Her short hair makes her look very much like the rap artist, Eve. Maybe she should‘ve gone with that as a performer name? Justin seems particularly anxious to spelunk that ass so he lies her back on a yellow sofa (not Max Hardcore‘s!) and slides in her pussy mish. Koffee‘s ass hangs off the edge as he pounds away and I lack the words to describe what it does as he goes. It QUAKES. Justin is quite literally atop a MOUNTAIN of ass here. Whatever position Slayer taps that ass in, it sounds like George Foreman hitting the heavy bag when he was training to fight Ali in “When We Were Kings.” And as humungous as it is, I‘m proud to report there‘s amazingly not one dimple, not one sign of cottage cheese on it making it a true ass anomaly. After getting Slayer‘s dick grinding deep in her pussy doggie, Koffee has to look at the camera and tell us, “THAT_is how you fuck!” She‘s definitely got a big smile on her face. Of course Slayer pops on her ass and jiggles those cheeks to end their scene. That‘s a Phatty Girl. | |||||
| Scene Five: Yasmine Milan & Tia Sweets | |||||
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These two are so cute it HURTS. You would think they were actually friends as they saunter around poolside at night, chatting in matching outfits (actually, they kind‘ve switched tops and bottoms). Tia wears a white pinstriped baseball top and short red skirt, while Yasmine wears the red top and a short white pinstriped mini skirt. They both wear fishnets, Tia red, Yasmine white. Although this is supposed to be Tia‘s first scene ever, she already seems the most relaxed and nasty of the two. When she bends over to show HJ her ass, I swear I almost fell outta my chair. I‘m never one to suggest enhancement but all Yasmine needs to be HUGE is a boob job. She‘s got a gorgeous face and great ass (as evidenced on the cover of RLD‘s Assault That Ass 5), all that‘s lacking are some breasts that actually stand up. Sweets doesn‘t have that problem; her nubile and young tits are as perky as can be with very sensitive pink nipples to match. The girls move inside where they engage in some g/g play, Yasmine fingering and licking Tia‘s pussy until she feels like letting Tia return the favor. Soon Justin and Nat are in the building, dick out and in front of the eager mouths of our girls. They both suck those joints like they were BORN to do it. Tia‘s cute but it‘s her winning attitude that steals the show from the more reserved yet prettier Milan. Sweets is vocal about expressing her pleasure and her wishes and doesn‘t mind telling you in the nastiest way possible. While she backs her round brown ass up on Slayer, Yasmine rides Turnher reverse cowgirl. People need to recognize and realize and shoot this Tia Sweets more often. The way she‘s working Slayer over and bouncing her ass begs to be seen again and again. If your DVD player has a ‘repeat‘ function, you WILL be using it here. This chick is everything Chiquita Lopez should‘ve been and more. The guys pound out the girls side-by-side doggie (the girls kiss each other) and then switch partners. That‘s what‘s up. It really ain‘t no fun unless…you know the rest. Nat takes Tia for a cowgirl ride (awesome footage of her ass bouncing off his cock here; goddamn, it looks FANTASTIC~!) while Slayer throws dick to Yasmine mish right beside them. After railing both girls mish side-by-side once again, the guys switch back to their original partners and do their best to make sure that since these chicks have gone black that they never, EVER go back. They do both girls doggie on the floor. That is SO the shot right there, too, with both girls simultaneously pistoning themselves on and off of Slayer and Nat‘s dicks. Tia throws in the occasional booty wiggle until Justin has to rain cock yogurt down on the side of her face. Don‘t worry, Just, I barely held out myself and I was only WATCHING. For some reason, we don‘t get to see Nat‘s pop, the movie just ends here, though, I think we get to see why in the Behind the Scenes. Had we seen Yasmine‘s pretty little face spackled with semen, this would‘ve been perfect. Overall: There are directors out there that aspire to catch lightning in a bottle, to capture a special or magical moment between their performers on video but in all honesty, it‘s a very rare occurrence. However, there is little doubt left in my mind as to the realism in the reactions of the women found here. The genuineness of this chemistry is what makes Phatty Girls 5 stand out. You can clearly see that everyone is focused on each other and their pleasure. Never has a porno reminded me more of my own sexual experiences and that‘s because this movie is like LIFE. While the rest of you struggle to get something “real“ to happen in front of you, Justin Slayer and his boys do it consistently. Maybe you all need to take a look at this and see what you‘re doing wrong. Special Features:
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