Crucifixio Jones's Movie Reviews with Trailers (148 - page 3)
Release date: 9/25/2006
Reviewed on: 10/15/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Christian XXX, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Nyomi Marcela, Jayna Oso, Arcadia, Annie Cruz, Keeani Lei, Arcadia Davida, Tia Tanaka
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Darkko assembles his own AV Idols... Asian Fucking Nation 2006, 1 hours and 57 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Tia Tanaka, Nyomi Marcela, Annie Cruz, Arcadia, Jayna Oso & Keeani Lei. What You Should Know: A quick glance at Jonni Darkkos filmography reveals he has never worked exclusively with an all-asian cast before. Im not entirely sure what prompted this unexpected foray into exploring these treasures from the Orient but the timing is most assuredly right. This is a stunning lineup of slant-eyed slatterns from overseas; a few proven talents, a few on the rise but all very, very hot. With Darkko at the helm, theres next to no doubt in my mind that this wont be exceptional from beginning to end. And not to complain but seriouslywheres Kaiya Lynn, man? Scene One: Tia Tanaka with Mark Wood: I want your cock! Tia Tanaka this, Tia Tanaka that. I got tired of hearing her name for a minute, to tell you the truth.
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Release date: 9/29/2006
Reviewed on: 10/11/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Mark Davis, Caroline Pierce, Rocco Siffredi, Erik Everhard, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Voodoo, Lia Baren, Belladonna, Nicole Sheridan, Jewell Marceau, Mr. Pete, Jenna Haze, Gianna Michaels, Jazz Duro, Sandra Romain, Katsuni, Melissa Lauren, Jean Val Jean, Marie Luv, Flower Tucci, Sintia Stone, Adrianna Nicole, Sasha Grey
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: The most eagerly-anticipated release of the year doesnt disappoint Fashionistas - SAFADO: The Challenge 2006, 4 hours and 10 minutes Evil Angel Directed by John Stagliano. Starring Belladonna, Katsumi, Flower Tucci, Adrianna Nicole, Jenna Haze, Gianna, Sasha Grey, Nicole Sheridan, Sandra Romain, Caroline Pierce, Jewell Marceau, Lia Baren, Sintia Stone, Vanessa Hill, Peg, Judith Fox, Annette Schwarz, Oona, Dunya, Constantine, Rocco Siffredi, Manuel Ferrara, Nacho Vidal, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, Jean Val Jean, Chris Charming, Mark Davis, Christian, Mr. Pete, Voodoo and Jazz Duro. The Story Who or what is Safado? It is this question that mentally torments Antonio (Rocco Siffredi) and strains the romantic relationship between himself and his significant other slash business partner, Jesse (Belladonna). The star-crossed pair are now the sole owners and creative force behind Fashionistas after Taylor St.
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Release date: 9/12/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mark Ashley, Avy Scott, Anthony Rosano, Harmony Rose, Sophie Dee, Velicity Von
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: A gamble of a stylistic departure for Nutsack yields unexpectedly pleasing dividends Big Wet Asses 9 2006, 2 hours and 2 minutes Elegant Angel Directed by William H. Starring Sophie Dee, Harmony, Tiffany Mynx, Avy Scott & Velicity Von What You Should Know: Sometimes being a critic means admitting when youre wrong. And I have been so wrong. When Zupko was helming the first few installments of his brainchild, the Big Wet Asses series, I didnt think it could get any better. And if it got any worse there would be no one to blame but Zupko. He took a very simple idea (drenching the girls asses in oil) and transformed it into an ass worshipping phenomenon that immediately catapulted this series popularity into the stratosphere, peaking with Big Wet Asses 3 and an AVN award in 2005 (Best Anal-Themed Feature) for that specific volume.
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Release date: 9/12/2006
Reviewed on: 9/28/2006
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Nautica Thorn, Kylee King, Memphis Monroe, Jenna Presley, Alexa Von Tess
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Styles turns in yet another fantastic effort Barely Legal: Corrupted 7 2006, 2 hours and 39 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Memphis Monroe, Jenna Presley, Kylee King, Alexa Von Tess & Nautica Thorn What You Should Know: What happened to the days when you could watch a directors vision and know right away which of his series you were taking in? Was it Jules Jordan trailing behind a young and hot Krystal Steal in the first Flesh Hunter? Watching oil cascade down over Katja Kassins immense and solid backside in Big Wet Asses? Perhaps it was the way some buxom Euro girls every voluptuous curve was delicately and painstakingly highlighted with seemingly infinite patience and loving care in an installment of Roy Alexandres Natural Wonders of the World.
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Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 9/12/2006
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Sophia, Jasmine, Tess, Destiny, Estella
Directed by: King Midas
Review brief: These Latinas do way more than just sell oranges on the freeway Latin Brotha Lovers 3 2006, 2 hours and 17 minutes Exquisite Pleasures Directed by Diana Devoe Starring Destiny DeVille, Estella Leon, Jazmin, Sophia Costello & Tess What You Should Know: Two things stood out to me concerning this cast right away: 1.) Of the five latin women included, two (Jazmin and Destiny Deville) are actually Indian. 2.) Of the four women Im familiar with (Ive never seen nor heard of Tess) none of them are currently active. Estella Leon, Destiny Deville and Jazmin have disappeared and word on the street is Sophia Costello is pregnant. But Im not highlighting this as a negative. In fact, after going so many months without seeing any news scenes featuring these girls, I view it as a definite plus. Im a huge fan of each lady I named.
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Release date: 5/17/2006
Reviewed on: 9/9/2006
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Mila, Mandingo, Asia, Yumi, Katsuni, Jade Hsu
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: Huge Black Dicks In Little Asian Chicks Asian Brotha Lovers 3 2006, 1 hours and 55 minutes Exquisite Pleasures Directed by Diana Devoe Starring Asia, Jade Hsu, Katsumi, Mila Yung & Yumi What You Should Know: Director Diana Devoe and EXP bring us yet another volume of their series dedicated to interracial sex between tiny asian sluts and hung black studs. There are no unknowns in this cast; Im a fan of every single one from phatty girl Mila right down to the cold and aloof Jade Hsu. Ghetto fab Asia is always a treat to watch and I have no doubt that well be seeing Katsumi take it in the ass, if she even bothers with any vaginal sex. One to watch, however, would be Yumi. Appearing out of nowhere some time last year, shes got a great all-natural body and shes absolutely fearless when it comes to rough anal sex.
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Release date: 8/15/2006
Reviewed on: 8/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Jerry, Mr. Marcus, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Mia Rose, Jay Huntington, Marcus London, Luscious Lopez, Georgia Peach, Velicity Von, Ava Rose, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: In this case, fourth times the charm... Ass Appeal 3 2006, 2 hours and 57 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Dana DeArmond, Velicity Von, Georgia Peach, Luscious Lopez, Mia Rose & Ava Rose. What You Should Know: Apparently, somewhere between Ass Appeal 3 and Thick Azz A Brick, Van Styles learned something. I was admittedly disappointed in Ass Appeal 2 and 3, but for entirely different reasons. The second installment had a dream cast but fell victim to Van shooting it like a regular movie and forgetting to place emphasis on the body part his fans came to see: ass. The third was a noticeable and drastic improvement. The attention to ass was great, but the casting left something to be desired. At a glance, it looks as if this fourth try finally hit the nail on the head. Velicity Von. Luscious Lopez. Ava Rose (coincidentally, all cast mates in Styles Metro-distributed IR ass movie, "Thick Azz A Brick").
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Release date: 4/14/2006
Reviewed on: 7/28/2006
Studio: White Ghetto Films
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Starring: Rayveness, Panther, Gianna Michaels, Brandy Talore, Alexis Silver
Directed by: Ricasso
Review brief: Boob fans, kneel before the altar Titty Worship 2006, 2 hours and 54 minutes White Ghetto Films Directed by Mario Cassini Starring Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Gianna, Ms. Panther & Rayveness What You Should Know: Titty Worship is packed to the gills with members in good standing of the big tit club. By now girls like Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore and Gianna risk being on the verge of overexposure in this type of big natural tit fare but if you simply cant get enough of these mammalian phenoms, youve come to the right place. Toss in busty black sex kitten, Ms. Panther and the accomplished but always welcome fan-favorite Rayveness, and youve got the recipe for a good time that will make you glad that director Mario Cassini decided to step out of his usual POV comfort zone to tackle this particular project. Scene One: Alexis Silver: I just love wrapping my tits around a big, thick cock! Americans generally arent accustomed to women of color having a British accent.
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Release date: 6/19/2006
Reviewed on: 7/9/2006
Studio: Venom
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Starring: Davia Ardell, Cheyne Collins, Sascha, Talon, Eva Angelina, Trina Michaels, Havana Ginger, Candy Manson
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: A genre close to my own heart Great Big Tits 2006, 2 hours and 11 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Eva Angelina, Trina Michaels, Havana Ginger, Davia Ardell, Candy Manson What You Should Know: Just when you thought it was over with Great Big Asses, Septo doubles back and remembers he forgot to address that other favorite part of the female anatomy. Fans of fakies rejoice: there isnt a natural set in the bunch but what you do get are some natural freaks; surgically-enhanced honeys who like nothing better than raising up a hard dick and then putting it down for the count why do you think they even got the tits in the first place? Scene One: Eva Angelina with ? Evas a goddamned cockstar. Her attitude, her dress, everything about her screams Check me out, Im something special. She used to be a flat-chested, innocent-looking and good barely legal performer.
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Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 6/20/2006
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Dana Vespoli, Flower Tucci, Brooke Haven, Tia Sweets, Tiffany Rayne
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: A-List Hustler Home Video/Vans Styles Productions D: Van Styles. Tiffany Rayne, Brooke Haven, Dana Vespoli, Tia Sweets & Flower Tucci. Kurt Lockwood, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood & Jerry. 2 hours, 37 min. Extras: Still Gallery, Trailers. It takes more than just a willingness to have anal sex to land you on Van Styles' "A-List." Just by looking at this cast, I'd wager you also have to have "a-list" looks, "a-list" ass, "a-list" intensity and of course, always bring your "a-game." If that's what you've come looking for, you're definitely in the right place. Styles has produced another banger that just might keep you inside up under your A/C this summer but not because of the weather OUTSIDE -- because of the heat he's packed into this disc. Tiffany Rayne plays with her respectable all-natural b-cup handful of tits in front of a tall window, sunlight pouring in over her white and red speckled fur, white mesh top and short white shorts.
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Release date: 5/29/2006
Reviewed on: 6/15/2006
Studio: Burning Angel
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Starring: Mr. Marcus, Rob Rotten, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Review brief: Cum On My Tattoo Burning Angel/Pulse Distribution D: Joanna Angel. Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl. Tommy Pistol, Mr. Marcus, James Deen & Rob Rotten. 2 hours, 37 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Tattoo Gallery, Cumshot Loop, Live Tattoo Footage. (Kylee gets a "Burning Angel" tat on her leg) I'm still not entirely sure what to make of the whole "alt" movement, a genre currently popularized by Neu Wave Hookers director Eon McKai and the director/performer of this flick, Joanna Angel, who litter their work with mostly pale and waifish tattood, pierced and dyed goth-types. In Joanna's work, the vast majority of these exclusive ladies are culled from her very own BurningAngel.com, a website that specializes in showcasing girls you're more likely to find in Hot Topic buying a new "Nightmare Before Christmas" binder than in today's more conventional gonzo product. It's an interesting and risky proposition, to give these girls who aren't what fans are used to seeing and giving them a chance.
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Release date: 3/6/2006
Reviewed on: 6/11/2006
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
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Starring: Valentino, Monica, Wesley Pipes, Bailey, Sledge Hammer, J. Monty, Daria Glower, Lady Zoom, Aleia Moore, Giselle Royalle
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: Big Tit Brotha Lovers 7 EXP D: Diana Devoe. Gizelle, Daria Glower, Bailey, Aleia Moore & Monica. J. Muntee, Valentino, Sledgehammer & Wesley Pipes. 1 hours 54 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Photo Gallery. Michael Stefano, Benjamin Bratt and now J. Muntee: guys that totally immerse themselves in their work and completely devour their girl whole throughout the entire scene; they jam their tongues and every appendage deep into all available orifces. But I can hardly blame Muntee for burying his tongue deep in Gizelle Royale's twat the way he does. She's a latina goddess with tits to die for; a no-brainer and obvious choice for the forefront of the boxcover even though she performs sporadically at best compared to the rest of the cast. "That's a big fuckin' cock you have there. Give it to me. Please, give it to me. I want it," she says to him multiples times and it sounds forced but not so much when she exclaims, "I'm going to cum! Aye, que rico, papi!" That's hot.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Ethnicity FIlms
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Starring: Flower Tucci, Victoria Allure, Rico Strong, Luscious Lopez, Nat Turnher, Julius Ceazher, Velicity Von, Ava Rose
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Thick-Azz-A-Brick Metro/Ethnicity Films/Vans Styles Productions D: Van Styles. Velicity Von, Luscious Lopez, Victoria Allure, Ava Rose & Flower Tucci. Nat Turnher, Julius Ceazher & Rico Strong. 2 hours, 37 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. Take a few more seconds to look at that cast again. Catch your breath during the G-Unit/Shady/Aftermath/Interscope opening credits sequence (Metro/Afro-Centric/Ethnicity Films/Video Team in association with Van Styles productions? How many more people can possibly get a slice of this pie?) because once this baby starts, I get the feeling that there won't be a need for a break until "The End" flashes across your screen. Let me tell you just how pressed I was to get this review to you: I had just written FIVE reviews minutes before I popped this in to supposedly "relax." After skimming the first two scenes, I came right to my computer to grab stills, determined to get this info to you all ASAP.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 5/29/2006
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Bailey, Leah Luv, Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Charlotte Stokely
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Barely Legal: Corrupted 6 Hustler Home Video/Vans Styles Productions D: Van Styles. Bailey, Charlotte Stokely, Georgia Peach, Leah Luv & Michelle Maylene. Kurt Lockwood, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons & Rico Strong. 2 hours, 41 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. The first thing anyone with any observational skills whatsover will note is that Van Styles is experimenting. He opts to step back a bit in Barely Legal: Corrupted 6 and shoot the action from afar at times, peering around potted plants, stanchions and other assorted obstacles giving his latest an intentionally voyueristic feel. There is still plenty of action presented in his usual gonzo-friendly fashion, but the addition of an atypical approach for Styles adds an interesting John Leslie-esque wrinkle, shows growth on his part and bravery to try new things. The never-proactive and normally reserved Michelle Maylene is more giving to her partner Kurt Lockwood than I have ever previously seen her with anyone.
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Release date: 4/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/23/2006
Studio: Venom
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Starring: Cheyne Collins, Van Damage, Kat, Trent Tesoro, Steven French, Angela Stone, Nadia Styles, Annie Cruz, Flower Tucci
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Genuine squirters are back in the building! Super Squirters 2 2005, 2 hours and 15 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Flower Tucci, Kat, Angela Stone, Annie Cruz, Nadia Styles What You Should Know: With two of the games most prolific squirting performers on lock at Elegant Angel, they seem to have a stranglehold on the genre. Jordan Septo says, Not just yet. Just looking at the cast this one tells me its better than the first one. Septo heeded the advice given in my first review, went out and got some genuine squirters from top to bottom in this one. Fan favorites Flower Tucci and Angela Stone have returned and the three newest, hottest chicks on the female ejaculation block: Kat, Annie Cruz and Nadia Styles round this one out. Sure, they are all veterans by porn standards but theyre new to this genre. This already has my rapt attention and Im very hopeful.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 4/19/2006
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
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Starring: Mya Luanna, Kaiya Lynn, Michelle Maylene, Nyomi Zen, Gianna Lynn
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: Oh Me So Horny 4 Lethal-Hardcore D: Stoney Curtis. Mya Luanna, Gianna Lynn, Kaiya Lynn, Nyomi Zen & Michelle Maylene. 2 hours 25 min. Extras: Outtakes, Trailers, Photo Gallery, Web Access. I made mention of it in my review of PINK INK but Gianna Lynn, apparently, has been eating her Wheaties. I'm sure at one time or another, the watercooler scuttlebutt was to just pass on Gianna because she was a dead screw and a cold fish who only looked the part. Directors: those days are no more. This woman is brand new and in a word, revitalized. After bandying about the idea that perhaps her peformance in PINK INK might have been a fluke or a single freak occurence, rest assured, this scene is consistent with her other more recent outings. Uncharacteristically vocal and voracious, Gianna can't stop talking about how good a time she's having and how much more cock she wants. Lynn wails "I love gettin' fucked" at one point and that really says more than you know about her new attitude. Earlier in her career, I would've dismissed this as merely lip service.
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Release date: 2/27/2006
Reviewed on: 4/13/2006
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Demi Marx, Dana Vespoli, Gianna Lynn, Adrianna Nicole, Lexi Bardot
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Pink Ink Exquiste Pleasures/Venom Digital Media D: Jordan R. Septo. Demi Marx, Dana Vespoli, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Bardot & Adrianna Nicole. 2 hours 16 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. Body art on pornstars will always be a hot button topic amongst hardcore fans. On any messageboard or public forum concerning the subject, the argument has its fair share of detractors on both sides, vehement naysayers and staunch supporters. Since the advent and introduction of "alt-porn" and its two most visible and vocal faces, director Eon McKai and goth-girl extraordinaire performer/director Joanna Angel, tattoos are slowly finding more widespread mainstream acceptance or at the very least, carving out a nice little niche. Venom's Jordan Septo is clearly amongst the body art enthusiasts. Adrianna Nicole is a blonde fuck-bunny with floppy naturals, wide tattooed hips and a mouth custom-built for giving head. Scott Nails takes full advantage of every one of her assets in a tattoo parlor chair before firing his semen to the back of her throat.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 3/26/2006
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
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Starring: Nina Hartley, Envy, Nikki Santana, Stephanie Wylde, Leeza Jones
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: Mature Brotha Lovers 2: Real Desperate Wives Exquisite Pleasures D: Diana Devoe. Envy, Nina Hartley, Leeza Jones, Nikki Santana & Stephanie Wylde. 2 Hours & 49 minutes. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. First off, a correction: In my review of the first "Mature Brotha Lovers" I made comments about "some guy" named J. Muntee who I was sure wasn't ex-Pipe Layer J. Monty but upon closer inspection, realized that's exactly who he is. It took going back and looking at some old Slayer joints but yup, that's him alright. He seemed so much more quiet back then, easily the most reserved of the crew but much has changed since those days and lately, "Muntee" is really enjoying himself and eating women whole, as you'll see for yourself in this title.
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Release date: 2/27/2006
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006
Studio: Pulse Pictures
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Starring: Mika Tan, Mark Wood, Reno, Rita Faltoyano, Jenna Haze, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Tyler Knight, Flower Tucci, Alec Knight, Karina Kay, Mikayla Mendez
Directed by: Kevin Moore
Review brief: Obedience School Pulse Pictures/Jekyll & Hyde Productions D: Kevin Moore. Flower Tucci, Mika Tan, Jenna Haze, Rita Faltoyano, Karina Kay & Mikayla. 3 Hours, 24 Min. Extras: Bonus Footage, Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. You see a score of three-and-a-half above but honestly, if there was a way to give this three-and-three-quarter stars like Ed McMahon on STAR SEARCH, this is the title I'd give it to. I'm not sure if any other reviewer out there has made mention of this fact but the first thing I immediately thought when I popped this baby into my DVD player was, "Man, this looks ALOT like Silvera's SERVICE ANIMALS stuff." After a bit of research (which consisted of doing no more than going to this flick's official website) I learned that director Kevin Moore has served as Joey's "left side" for all of his productions. So that explains that. So let's "Tarantino" this DVD and start at its scintillating end, working our way back to its explosive start. Lastly, we have our most elaborate and lengthy set-up.
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Release date: 11/22/2005
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Rico [I] (ambiguous), Mark Ashley, Anthony Hardwood, Kayla Marie, Delilah Strong, Veronica Lynn, Courtney Cummz, AnnaBelle Lee
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Cream Pie Honeys Hustler Video D: Van Styles. Anna Pierceson, Kayla Marie, Delilah Strong, Veronica Lynn, Courtney Cummz, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Brian Surewood, Anthony Hardwood, Mark Ashley & Rico Strong. 2 hours 18 Min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. "There's really no way to describe it. It feels sooo good," says a grinning Anna Pierceson (I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing 3, Teacher's Pet 11) to Van Styles of creampies before meeting Mark Wood at a deserted metro station. The bubbly Arizona native grabs almost instinctively at the bulge in Mark's jeans: "Oh, he's perfect. He's gonna fit just fine." I like this atypical setup from Styles. Having girls flash publicly and risk indecency charges aren't usually his way, so this is a refreshing change of pace even if it is short-lived.
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Release date: 2/13/2006
Reviewed on: 2/21/2006
Studio: Venom
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Starring: Lee Stone, Talon, Sandra Romain, Scott Nails, Flower Tucci, Luscious Lopez, Georgia Peaches, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Great Big Asses Venom Digital Media D: Jordan R. Septo. Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach, Katja Kassin, Luscious Lopez, Sandra Romain & Bailey. 2 Hours, 20 Min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. You would think that a guy who's filmed five installments of Absolute Ass, two volumes of F My A and movies with titles like Ass 4 Cash, Asscapades, Cream Filled Asses and Good Whores Take It in the Ass wouldn't have a need to assemble his version of the definitive "ass" movie but Jordan R. Septo (as he's now calling himself) has attempted to do just that. For Great Big Asses Septo has called upon all of the perfect posteriors he's had the pleasure of working with in the past. From F-ing Teens we get Bailey. Super Squirters yields us Flower Tucci who brings along her friend, Georgia Peach for her first time in front of Septo's lens. Luscious Lopez was in Absolute Ass 5; Sandra Romain in Absolute Ass 4 and F My A 2. Katja Kassin remains his most frequent co-conspirator and can be seen in 2+Me=3, Absolute Ass 2, Ass 4 Cash and In Da White Booty.
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Release date: 7/20/2005
Reviewed on: 2/14/2006
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
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Starring: Tyce Bune, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Sandra Romain, Vanessa Lane, Hillary Scott, Taryn Thomas, Marcus London
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: The websites comes to DVD F My A #2 2005, 2 hours and 13 minutes Venom Digital Media Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Sandra Romain, Hillary Scott, Vanessa Lane, Lucy Lee & Taryn Thomas What You Should Know: It feels like its been a while since Ive reviewed a Jordan Septo flick. Too long if you ask me. Septo always delivers the goods and great casts, making he and his wife, producer Gina Lassen, one of adults premier couples producing porn (even though neither have been in front of the camera performing). This cast is stellar from top to bottom, as always, filled with women who are all very well-known for their anal exploits. Jordans shot them all before except for Taryn: Scott and Romain in Absolute Ass 4, Vanessa in Absolute Ass 5 and Ass 4 Cash 3 and Lucy Lee in Ass 4 Cash and Asscapades.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/12/2006
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Mark Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Angel Eyes, Ashley Raines, Delilah Strong, Scott Nails, Veronica Jett, Alektra Blue, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Appealing? Yes! Ass? A Vast Improvement Ass Appeal 3 2005, 2 hours and 52 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Delilah Strong, Angel Eyes, Ashley Reign, Veronica Jett & Alektra Blue What You Should Know: I bet everyone who saw Black Up In Ya come out of Pulse Pictures thought Styles was done at Huslter. Nuh uh. What I affectionately refer to as Take It Black 3.5 was only a hiccup in their relationship and now Van is back where he belongs and doing what he does best -- shooting ass. Ass Appeal 2 fell somewhat short of my expectations considering its really strong cast but rather than wallow in the mire, Styles circled the wagons and assembled yet another powerhouse cast of starlets less known for their asses than ladies hes filmed before but all great performers.
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Release date: 12/21/2005
Reviewed on: 2/5/2006
Studio: Ethnicity FIlms
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Mika Tan, Mark Wood, Steven French, Roxy Jezel, Buster Good, James Deen, Jack Venice, Kaiya Lynn, Gianna Lynn, Derrick Pierce
Directed by: Xavier Blaze
Review brief: Asian Bang! Ethnicity Films/Video Team D: Xavier Blaze. Mika Tan, Kaiya Lynn, Gianna Lynn, Roxy Jezel, Brian Surewood, Mark Wood, Sascha, Steven French, James Deen, Buster Good, Derrick Pierce & Jack Venice. 2 hours 45 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. If Ethnicity Films' new director were a rapper instead of a smut peddler, part of his promotion would no doubt be t-shirts with "Who is Xavier Blaze?" emblazoned on the front. Seemingly coming from out of nowhere (but in actuality a young man who has paid his dues behind the scenes and in fact, you can find him in the BTS of footage of various Video Team movies as PA to a former Video Team contract director), Blaze comes out, guns "blazing" with his first release, Asian Bang!, a collection of four gangbangs featuring the four hands-down hottest asian girls working today: Mika Tan, Kaiya Lynn, Gianna Lynn and Roxy Jezel.
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Release date: 11/9/2005
Reviewed on: 1/7/2006
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
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Starring: Felecia, Roxy Jezel, Nicki Hunter, Cierra, Misti
Directed by: King Midas
Review brief: Tough Brotha Love Exquisite Pleasures D: Yani Z. Sierra Sinn, Nikki Hunter, Mysti May, Felisha Honey, Roxy Jezel, Cuntre', J. Muntee, Toney Capone. 163 Min. Interracial, Rough Sex. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. The theme of this one gave me a chuckle. Simply because there are still enough people out there close-minded enough to not enjoy interracial sex, I can only imagine their reaction to a title whose focus is young black oversexed studs "spanking, choking, gagging and spitting on" all their precious white women during some hardcore grudgefucking. Ah, thoughts like that keep me warm at night. In all honesty, if you're looking for Max Hardcore or Khan Tusion-style degradation or humiliation, you've come to the wrong place.
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