Barely Legal: Corrupted 7 Review
Hustler
Studio: Hustler
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Van Styles
Starring: Nautica Thorn, Kylee King, Memphis Monroe, Jenna Presley, Alexa Von Tess
Released on: 9/12/2006
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 9/28/2006
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Styles turns in yet another fantastic effort… |
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  2006, 2 hours and 39 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Memphis Monroe, Jenna Presley, Kylee King, Alexa Von Tess & Nautica Thorn  | |||||
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What happened to the days when you could watch a director’s vision and know right away which of his series you were taking in? Was it Jules Jordan trailing behind a young and hot Krystal Steal in the first Flesh Hunter? Watching oil cascade down over Katja Kassin’s immense and solid backside in Big Wet Asses? Perhaps it was the way some buxom Euro girl’s every voluptuous curve was delicately and painstakingly highlighted with seemingly infinite patience and loving care in an installment of Roy Alexandre’s Natural Wonders of the World. Whether it was Silvera’s Service Animals or whatever the case may be, it’s a lost art and an experience I miss; to be able to pop in a DVD and regardless of the numeral attached to the volume, to feel as if I were revisiting an old and familiar friend. Too many shooters today seem content to shoot a wall-to-wall gonzo in the same exact fashion every single outing, opting to simply let either a simple sex act, the cast’s exaggerated features/appearance or just their ethnicity do all the legwork. Lazy. Strong and consistent central themes are missing nowadays and it’s to the point where a sex scene whose focus is supposed to be one thing is barely distinguishable from another whose raison d’etre is the complete opposite. While Van Styles has, without a doubt, fallen into this particular rut with Barely Legal: Corrupted 7 it’s still a very enjoyable, stroke-worthy rut to have fallen into. The cast are all exactly what they’re supposed to be: Memphis plays the young contract star who somehow wound up in two scenes here, one solo, one with partner, Nautica Thorn, getting much nastier and loving it a lot more than we’ve seen from most “exclusive’ performers. Jenna Presley is a wiry slut who can’t shut her mouth, constantly telling us how nasty she is on top of proving it. Kylee King is a fresh face and I hope to see her ass and infectious smile in a lot more movies in the near future. Alexa Von Tess is the amateur of the bunch but shows that she’s very much built for this and Nautica Thorn, again, is the precocious veteran, anchoring the last scene, if not the entire flick. There is much to see, much to jerk off to. On with the show: | |||||
| Scene One: Memphis Monroe with Mark Ashley: ”Plastered. And it tastes SO good!” | |||||
 Normally, I’d be the first to bemoan the mandatory use of a company contract star in a gonzo directors work but when it’s busty blonde Memphis Monroe being rammed down your throat, you learn you have to pick your battles. There’s a time and place for everything and right now, why raise a commotion unless it’s to praise this glowing hottie? Memphis steps out from behind a curtain wearing a black and white polkadot ensemble and when she bends over Van Styles rightfully notes, you generally don’t see contract girls with that much ass. And Monroe’s got two tremendous natural knockers to balance her proportions all out. She set my LIFE on fire in Cum Rain Cum Shine 2 earlier this year with the likes of Dick Nasty so I have no doubt that she and Mark Ashley are going to make a really watchable couple. Monroe starts things off by straddling Mark’s face and smothering him while leaning forward, using both hands and some saliva to jerk his cock into pink granite. Ashley sounds as if he can barely breath but doesn’t seem to mind; the head Memphis is administering in this sixty-nine more than makes up for his lack of oxygen. He gets a proper bj when Monroe moves to her knees and she gives him intense eye contact when she swaddles his prick with her 36Cs. Often times you’ll see Mark Ashley take the time to tease his partner and insert himself slowly when he first penetrates them. No such courtesy for Memphis today. Mark lies her back, slides his cock in and goes Erik Everhard on her pussy right away, making Monroe’s tits sway every which way as she eeks out high-pitched, teeny moans. If only all “exclusive” performers looked so good. The pounding continues in cowgirl but Memphis, her black high heels now cast aside, is not content to simply be fucked and in turn bounces her jelloey wide ass up and down off of Mark’s tool, too. If you’re a fan of Memphis front side as much as her back, you’ll thrill to the reverse cowgirl that follows before the focus returns to Monroe’s ass in doggie. She turns just in time to catch Mark’s semenal spray all over her face and mouth and then gleefully slurps him clean with a huge smile. | |||||
| Scene Two: Jenna Presley with William Wood: ”Fuck that cunt like you love it!” | |||||
 In red fishnets, black calf-high fuck-me boots, red satin gloves and not much else, Jenna Presley descends a winding carpeted staircase before stopping and stooping to finger herself. Her breathing quickly becoming shallow and labored we discover that, fingers sunk deep into her twat, she has found her “spot” and she can barely answer the question Styles is throwing her way without her body visibly trembling and shuddering. At the bottom of stairs, Jenna Presley (whose nom de porn just struck me as wholly unoriginal and whose face reminds me of Tabitha Stevens and Julianne Moore “If They Mated”) stops and bends over near a wall where Van reddens her poked-out ass with three hard slaps. Slinking across the marble floor now like some sort of horny jungle cat, Jenna crawls up into the boxers of a very eccentric-looking William Wood. While his fuck appendage is certainly sizable, the scruffy-bearded and dreadlocked William has a red and blue “belt” tattoo circling his waist and distracting patches of equally scruffy body hair that look as if they were glued to random spots on his body like that ”Beard Boys” episode of Beavis & Butthead when they Krazy Glued patches of hair to their faces (“Check it out, dude: I’m so smooth, I got a beard on my hands!”). Despite his appearance, Jenna is loving the shit out of this guy’s dick. She yells “Fuck me like the dirty little whore that I am, motherfucker! Holy shit, make that fuckin’ pussy cum!” and everything else she can manage to belt out in cowgirl and missionary. Sexually, Jenna’s a insatiable, dirty-talking beast but Wood (and his semi-lack thereof) almost proves too distracting. Styles does viewers a favor by focusing in tightly on Presley, her body and her one-of-a-kind facial expressions and spares us, for the most part, any major glimpses of William when they fuck on the floor in spoon. Jenna bends over the back of a nearby loveseat for standing doggie, pulling her cheeks apart and spreading for Wood’s lengthy pseudo-erection. Her eyes roll back into her head before Wood strokes his load out onto the side of her face and across her lips. She shows off her cum-streaked body like a war veteran before the scene fades out. I’d be all for seeing Van shoot Jenna again but William might want to tweak his image if he’s serious about staying in the business long. You can’t just come in and “Brian Surewood” the game right from the jump, playa. | |||||
| Scene Three: Kylee King with Jerry & Mark Wood: ”How’s that tight little pussy? You like dirty whores?” | |||||
 See? I’m all about thick and phat-assed Kylee King. If you haven’t heard of her or seen her in action yet, get familiar. She may have a soft stoner-girl-next-door face (and irresistibly easy smile) but God only knows where she got that ass from. She’s got so much ass, in fact, it’s going to take two guys to handle it. The tattoo that wraps her waist and covers the small of her back only serves to accentuate its shape; a fact I’m sure of which she’s well aware. The surroundings will seem immediately familiar for fans of Jules Jordan; it’s his house where he shoots the vast majority of his scenes. But today it’s former roommate Van Styles’ turn to showcase what he’s got. I can almost envision the Obi-Wan/Darth Vader-like reunion between the two of them: ”When I left you I was but a learner. Now I am the Master.” Kylee, her frame reminiscent of Felicia Fox, finds her place between Jerry and Mark, kneels and takes her time playing with the two big toys before her. She alternates slurping and jerking them both before mounting Jerry cowgirl (the absolute best position for her) while Mark keeps her hands and mouth busy on the other end. The guys trade orifices and Wood gets his turn with King doggie before turning Kylee around and letting Jerry do the same. The naughty expression on her puss when she looks back as she bounces her ass of their cocks is priceless. Reverse cowgirl with Jerry is next and he periodically withdraws to offer up Kylee’s pussy and give Mark a piece of the action. After spooning on the floor with them both, Kylee gives Mark one last cowgirl ride before working over both pricks with her mouth and hands. She strokers her pussy and pinches her pieced nipples as she patiently and playfully waits to be doused. Out comes her long wagging tongue and Mark Wood is the first to lay jizz right on it. Jerry follows up with a massive load to the back of her throat. Mouth filled with spunk, Kylee gargles and swallows her hard-earned lunch. | |||||
| Scene Four: Alexa Von Tess with Mark Ashley | |||||
 Alexa Von Tess is a 19-year old newbie (this is only her fifth scene) with a jet-black bob and lively blue eyes. Her black and pink outfit not only make her a prime candidate for tag team membership in the Hart Foundation but compliment her hair and lipstick perfectly. Mostly shy and quiet, Styles doesn’t chat her up much before handing her over to Mark Ashley, who spreads her ass cheeks and darts his tongue in and out of her ass cleavage. On her knees, Von Tess stares up at Mark with this stone-cold sexy peepers as she timidly licks up and down his shaft. Ashley uses both hands to direct her mouth all the way down on his prick and offers vocal encouragement and she sucks and strokes. School is in session. Alexa, to her credit, is a fast learner, spitting on his cock at his request and using both hands to stroke it “just like that” when Mark instructs her. Before you know it, she’s a on roll, jerking him off and slurping on the head like she’s trying to suck the meat off of a drumstick. “That’s it, baby!” The training wheels are off and Alexa’s riding with no hands! Lying back on a wooden chair, her legs spread wide and her get-up pulled down around her shoulders to expose her little b-cup breasts, Alexa is set to take Mark mish. He teases her twat, poking and prodding it a few times, stabbing in and out with a staccato rhythm before finally sinking it all the way in, eliciting the expected pleasured moans from a 19-year old girl only five scenes into her porn career. Welcome to the valley, sweetheart: cum for the money, stay for the huge pricks. The action moves to standing doggie and Mark positions Alexa’s near leg up over some railing to allow Styles’ camera a better view of the penetration. Capturing a bit of the fucking from overhead, you can see the expansive tattoo across the small of Von Tess’ back. Looks to be a star surrounded by some flowers and two six-shooter pistols. So scratch the Hart Foundation comment from earlier and sign her up for either Burning Angel or Suicide Girls. Mark Ashley continues to give Alexa the business in cowgirl until she raises up and rides him at her own pace and then turns to face the camera reverse cowgirl. Her arms pulled behind her back for leverage, Von Tess gets rocked in this position until Ashley motions for her to get on the floor and cup her tits while he jerks off over her upturned face. She sucks the tip when asked and giggles, ending her outing with a big, satisfied smile.  | |||||
| Scene Five: Memphis Monroe & Nautica Thorn with Mr. Pete | |||||
 Poolside outdoors, Nautica cups Memphis' cans and puts her head down to her chest: ”I can hear the ocean!” She says this right before she pops them both out of Monroe’s bikini top, pushes them together and flicks her tongue across the nipples. Memphis can’t resist retuning the favor. Once inside, Nautica and Memphis stoop and ascend some stairs on their knees and crawl towards a waiting Mr. Pete. His prick already stands at attention so Monroe and Thorn swoop down on it like two ravenous vultures. Memphis on her knees between his legs and Nautica hovering over his face, the two swap Pete’s cock like best friends forever. Nautica shakes her ass and wiggles her hips over Pete’s face while Memphis tit-fucks him. Thorn maintains her position near Pete’s head when Memphis mounts him cowgirl. Spying that juicy asian pussy right in front of her, Monroe leans forward to have a taste and tangle tongues with Nautica while she rides. She and Pete share Nautica’s gash until she slithers down and slides onto Pete reverse cowgirl. It is here that it occurs to me that Nautica Thorn is like an elite NFL running back. You can hand this woman the ball and even in a broken play, she somehow can turn a three yard gain into an eight yard one, simply with her participation. I defy you to watch her ride Pete’s dick in reverse cowgirl here and tell me otherwise. She then fucks Pete mish on the arm of the sofa until it’s time for Memphis to ride once again, this time reverse cowgirl. Nautica gets on all fours in front of them and spits on Memphis’ pussy in between licking her labia and the underside of Pete’s cock. While fucking Nautica cowgirl and Memphis mish, Mr. Pete has to slow the action a few times for fear of losing it too soon. Under any other circumstances, I’d be unforgiving but when you look at who he’s working with today, how on Earth can you possibly blame him? When he pumping Nautica from behind doggie, just looking at the arch in Thorn’s back is nearly enough to make me end this review early. Memphis is on the sofa next to Nautica, upside down, with her pussy propped up in Thorn’s face. Pete, finally free to give us his money shot, disappoints when he unloads into Memphis’ mouth, producing a barely visible nut. Again, forgivable considering the extenuating circumstances. Overall: I was excited when I first heard about Van Style’s idea to take Hustler’s long-running Barely Legal line and turn it on its proverbial ear by emphasizing just the things that Barely Legal wasn’t supposed to contain: hard-edged and nastier sex and scenarios involving youngish, somewhat reluctant innocents slowly succumbing to having their carnal boundaries pushed past the limit. Right now, I’ve got half a mind to send Max Hardcore over to Van’s crib to put him on the right path. Not so that Styles can go to the extreme lengths that Max does regularly but just set up an encounter to explain to Van how to capture the true essence of “corruption.” Not degradation or humiliation. Just good old-fashioned consensual perversity and depravity featuring the sect you’d least expect it from: barely legal girls. The casts and the above-average sex is all in place. The only thing missing is the vibe that these girls are actually being taken places they’ve never been before, not somewhere they’ve been a thousand times over and are more than familiar with. As a straight wall-to-wall gonzo, it works and is fantastic in its look, execution and cast. Special Features:
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