Barely Legal: Corrupted 7 Review

Title: Barely Legal Corrupted #7
Released by: Hustler Video
Reviewed by MD James

I’m normally not into the whole "barely legal" genre. I like women that don’t need fake ID’s to have a drink. But I had to admit that I got drawn into this video by cover girl Memphis Monroe and her full breasts.

Okay, right off the bat, Hustler gives us a forced trailer for Tera Patrick’s "inTERActive" video. Okay, so it’s interactive, so it features Tera, so it has a "Goodfellas" feel to it… it still doesn’t warrant a forced trailer.

Once you get to the main menu it’s pretty simple. There is no mystery behind this video. Each scene is self-contained. The women appear, they put on a little show for the camera, then they get screwed by the guy… or guys, depending on the scene.

Scene 1: Memphis Monroe and Mark Ashley

Memphis apparently is a repeat performer for the director/cameraman. Our cover girl shows up wearing a white-and-black polka dot outfit and tells the director that she wants to be "corrupted". (Uh, news flash: if she’s in this video, then it’s just a little too late.) She shows off her body for a bit, exposing her beautiful full breasts for the camera before the camera pans out to show the naked Mark laying down on the carpet with a huge boner. She crawls over and lets him play with her boobs, then she turns around so they can do a 69. Eventually this just goes to a regular blowjob with the occasional titty-fuck. (Hey, with mammaries like that, who wouldn’t want to tit-fuck her?) He puts her on the couch and enters her in missionary, fucking her good and fast. Then they move to the loveseat where she rides him in cowgirl position. She finally takes off her top and turns around so she can ride him in reverse-cowgirl position. She crawls over to the ottoman and gets fucked in doggie-position on all fours. Then he blows his load all over her face and down her breasts. She gives a few post-fuck comments about her experience before fading to black.

Not a bad way to start off the video. The only downside is that she seems to be playing up to the camera instead of concentrating on the guy who’s fucking her. Okay, granted the cameraman’s busy getting in her face, but still you have to wonder if she’s doing the "oohs" and "ahhhs" for the camera or because she’s really getting off.

Scene 2: Jenna Presley and William Wood

Jenna comes down the stairs wearing nothing but long gloves, fishnet stockings, a thick garter belt, and black fuck-me boots. She crouches down on the stairs and plays with her pussy for the camera, bringing herself to a quick orgasm. She comes down from the stairs and shows off her body for the camera before crawling over to the guy with one of the UGLIEST tattoos this reviewer has ever seen. (Body hair AND tattoos… what was this guy thinking?) She slides off his jeans and boxers and goes down on his hard cock quickly. Then they move to the couch where she rides him in cowgirl position. She’s not able to take the whole thing at first… this guy has a REALLY long cock. They eventually move to the love seat where she gets fucked in missionary position until she climaxes. Then they go to spoon position on the floor, where now he can pretty much get most of his third leg into her pussy. Then they go to standing doggie position, and then he finally just jerks off right into her mouth and she swallows the whole thing.

Not too bad. Jenna really looks more like a participant in this scene instead of just getting fucked for the camera.

Scene 3: Kylee King, Jerry, and Mark Wood

Kylee walks in wearing an interesting bra-and-panties set with red-and-black stripped leggings and long fingerless gloves. (Frederick’s of Elm Street?) She pulls open her top so her natural breasts come out. Then she does a little playful meet-and-greet for the camera before being introduced to the guys. She gives a little lap dance while they play with her pierced nipples. Then they drop trou and she starts sucking cocks. Her bra and panties disappear and she starts sucking and fucking. They go through a variety of positions with her, either taking turns fucking her or doing the fucking-and-sucking combination, then they both jerk off into her mouth and she makes a little production of the end result before swallowing.

Again, not too bad. Kylee got hot and sweaty with the guys and she certainly appeared to be into it in a BIG way. The whole swallow part was just too much wasted time, though. Not to mention it was a turn-off for this reviewer. If you’re going to have her swallow it, then SWALLOW it! Don’t make a big production number of it.

Scene 4: Alexa Von Tess and Mark Ashley

I guess Alexa is supposed to be high class, which explains why she’s sitting in a dining room chair playing with the zipper on her pink-and-black dress. She quickly pulls the dress open to show her small natural breasts as the camera pulls back to give sort of a voyeur view. She plays with her breasts and with her panty-covered pussy. Then we have a meet-and-greet with her. The cameraman tempts her with a little talk about corruption as she pulls her panties to the side so she can play with her pussy. (Not much convincing from her, huh?) She walks over to the other side of the dining area. She shows off her ass for a bit before Mark comes in and starts rimming her. The panties come down, she goes on her knees, and his cock comes out for her to suck on. He gets her on one of the chairs and enters her in missionary position… repeatedly. (Quit jousting, Fucksalot! It’s a pussy, not a Florida punch ballot!) He fucks her hard and fast in this position for a while. Then we see them both naked as they move up the small set of stairs so he can enter her in standing doggie-position over a metal banister. They move to a nearby ottoman so he can enter her in doggie position. Then they move to a chair so she can ride him in cowgirl position. Then she turns around for some reverse-cowgirl fucking, then she gets on her knees again so he can jerk off all over her face. Then we have a little post-fuck talk before fading out.

It was actually a pretty good scene, although there were times when Alexa was busy looking at the camera than to be concerned about the guy fucking her. She looked a whole lot better when she wasn’t trying to perform for the camera.

Scene 5: Memphis Monroe, Nautica Thorn, and Mr. Pete

Our last scene has our cover girl back for a little sun along with her friend Nautica. They’re both crouching over a lounge chair, with their bikini-covered butts in the air and wearing fishnet stockings. Nautica thinks it would be cool to have fishnet tanlines. (Huh? Come on guys, you can do better than that!) They both do a little playing around and exploring before heading into the house, where they both crawl up the stairs and over to Mr. Pete, who is sitting on Mr. Chair, playing with his friend Mr. Dick. Memphis decides to say hello to Mr. Dick while Mr. Pete says hello to Nautica’s twin mammary friends. Both girls take turns with Mr. Dick, then Nautica takes her bottoms off so she can get her pussy licked. Memphis’ bottoms come off and she climbs on board for some cowgirl fucking. At this point things pretty much become an aggressive fuckfest. Everybody gets naked, and both girls get fucked in different positions. Nautica gets fucked hard and fast, while Memphis gets a slower ride. Then Mr. Pete jerks Mr. Dick off until he spews over Memphis’ face and Nautica gets a few licks off her face as we go to credits after a parting view of Nautica’s ass up in the air.

Can’t deny that this is a hot and spicy scene… or at least it did once they stopped doing the girl-girl stuff and got involved with Mr. Pete and Mr. Dick. It’s also good to have the cover model come back for the last scene, especially for a scene as intense and hot as this one.

In addition to the main feature, we have not just a chapter selection, but also a "star" selection that allows us break down the scene into the various positions. The two features, though, are a bit redundant. The whole "Select A Star" feature is just a more refined version of the chapter selection. There’s also a pretty lengthy behind-the-scenes feature of stuff going on before, during, and after the video. Thirty minutes is a pretty lengthy time period for this sort of stuff, but Van Styles does make it worth the effort. There’s also a six-minute animated photo show done to music which isn’t too bad, a video trailer for phone sex, a static page to plug three websites, and both a static page and a video commercial for Hustler Hollywood.

And then we have the trailers…

There are five clickable Hustler trailers, one of which ("inTERActive") is forced when you start the video, and the other ("Aphrodisiac") when you select the trailers. There are also four clickable VCA trailers, one of which ("Joanna Angel’s Guide to Humping") starts when you select this feature. I have a long-standing issue with forced trailers. I don’t think distributors should be wasting our time and insulting our intelligence by forcing trailers on us, no matter if it is the adult world or the mainstream movies. But Hustler does this not just once, but THREE times! Look, either make all the trailers automatic or make them clickable, but don’t give us both! It’s redundant… but then again that seems to be a common theme when discussing extras on this video.

All-in-all this is a pretty good video, albeit with some reservations. The first reservation is this concept of "corrupted" that is occasionally mentioned, especially with Memphis. If the video is to infer that these are fresh-faced women being "corrupted" by getting involved in hardcore scenes, then I’d have to disagree, because each of the women seem to have been around the block a couple of times. If it means that they have ALREADY been corrupted, then there’s really very little that differentiates this from any other "barely legal" video. The second reservation is obviously the forced trailers. And the third is the redundancy of the extra features. The forced trailers should have been removed, the general chapter selection should have been absorbed into the whole "Select A Girl" feature, and the two trailer sections should have been combined into one. That would have given this video a much better value and certainly a better review. As it is, I say get this video if you’re really into any of the fresh-faced "barely legal" women, or if you really don’t care about extras.