Asian Fucking Nation Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Starring: Christian XXX, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Nyomi Marcela, Jayna Oso, Arcadia, Annie Cruz, Keeani Lei, Arcadia Davida, Tia Tanaka
Released on: 9/25/2006
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 10/15/2006
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  2006, 1 hours and 57 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Tia Tanaka, Nyomi Marcela, Annie Cruz, Arcadia, Jayna Oso & Keeani Lei.  | |||||
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| A quick glance at Jonni Darkko’s filmography reveals he has never worked exclusively with an all-asian cast before. I’m not entirely sure what prompted this unexpected foray into exploring these treasures from the Orient but the timing is most assuredly right. This is a stunning lineup of slant-eyed slatterns from overseas; a few proven talents, a few on the rise but all very, very hot. With Darkko at the helm, there’s next to no doubt in my mind that this won’t be exceptional from beginning to end. And not to complain but seriously…where’s Kaiya Lynn, man? | |||||
| Scene One: Tia Tanaka with Mark Wood: ”I want your cock!” | |||||
 Tia Tanaka this, Tia Tanaka that. I got tired of hearing her name for a minute, to tell you the truth. But the other truth is, I see now what people were yapping about. Tia’s (Black Cock Addiction 2, Storm Squirters) waaay cute. This isn’t my first look at her; I’ve seen her here and there in the past few months. She’s still got some newbie-ness on her but she tries hard. She ain’t exactly all looks and no enthusiasm for the game whatsoever like the long-gone Michelle Maylene. There’s hope yet for Tanaka and oodles of potential. And any girl Jonni shoots is going to look that much better in his movies anyway, so as you can imagine, Tia’s off-the-charts in this flick; her hair and makeup are exquisite. She’s on all fours on a long red comfy-looking sofa when she’s approached from behind by Mark Wood. She leans back into him and arches her back, making her perfect little natural titties protrude out and upward. She grabs his hand and brings it down over her fire-engine red panties, showing him how to stroke her box. And that’s it for foreplay; Tia’s ready to fuck. Off the comes the g-string and in goes Mark’s dick, up-and-over doggie. She sucks on Wood’s finger a bit and uses her hands to spread herself wide and hold her legs in place when he flips her onto her back, drops some drool on her clit and bangs her pink slit mish. Now, physically she doesn’t remind me of any of these ladies but she reminds of the type of girls Jules Jordan brought to the business like Cris Taliana, Brooke Milano and Julea London (but I think we can credit David Aaron Clark for this discovery like Annie Cruz and Kylie Rey). She’s certainly a sexy piece of ass and the way she eyes the camera and bites her bottom lip while Mark slides in and out of her is definite spank bank material. Cut to Tia on her knees, hands behind her back, bobbing her head up and down on the head of Mark’s dick. He force feeds her more and more, little by little, holding Tanaka by the back of her head until she’s gasping for air. Another cut takes us to Tia, perspiration glistening on her chest and forehead, bouncing her tight, round ass off of Wood’s lap cowgirl. She gets her money’s worth, too, riding him like a cheap mechanical bull; it’s Mark that’s gripping the sofa and trying to hold on while she fucks him, not the other way around. Tia’s all smiles and horny anticipation when she spins and around and strums her wet fingertips over her pussy lips before shoving Mark back inside her reverse cowgirl. She leans forward and takes complete control of the action, bouncing wildly, leaving Mark to simply grab ahold of her hips and try to guide this madwoman in the right general direction. A bit of foot worship (Mark sucks Tia’s toes and she strokes his cock with her feet) precedes another round of missionary as Tia begs for cum on her face. Mark obliges, getting Tia to her knees just in time to have the lower half of her face well-decorated with spunk.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Nyomi Marcela with Mark Ashley: ”You wanna see the body you’re gonna fuck?” | |||||
 No doubt I’ve said my share of unfair things about Nyomi Marcela (Girls Love Girls, Runaway Butts 6) in the past. There’s no denying her beauty; she’s absolutely gorgeous in every single way but I give her a hard time for one reason and one reason alone: she’s not her sister. And let’s be honest – who can be? So I think it’s high time I stopped expecting the impossible and just accept Nymoi for who and what she is: inferior to her older sibling. I’m kidding. I had to get that last dig in if I’m ever truly going to stop picking on her. Anyway, I’m ready to face reality and not a moment too soon, it appears. Marcela’s paired with Mark Ashley and if anyone can pull a whiz-bang perf outta the docile and demure younger Marcela, it’s Darkko’s oft-used secret weapon of choice. Ashley is seated as Nyomi, on her knees between his legs, strokes his cock, using her delicate and tiny hands in a twisting motion up and down his shaft while she occasionally flicks her tongue across the underside before going full-on down on it with her entire mouth, continuing her impressive handwork as she blows. Nice, Nyomi, nice. Hard as penitentiary steel, Mark has Nyomi sit on his cock reverse cowgirl and she slides her heart-shaped ass on and off it just like he likes, even talking to him a little bit as she pleases him. Wow. Go, Nyomi. ”Oooh, just like that…fuck my pussy. You like that?” Nyomi coos as Ashley teases her pussy by spanking her clit with the head of his cock and stabbing it repeatedly before settling into a steady rhythm. Not only does Nyomi’s face tell us she’s loving every minute of it but her pussy is a sloppy mess, juices running down the insides of her thighs as she squeals in delight. A furious yet satisfied scowl on her kisser, she stares up and Mark and admire the sound her own VERY wet pussy makes. Doggie is next and Nyomi takes her pounding just as enthusiastically here and she did in the previous position before falling to her knees and brushing her teeth with Mark’s tool once again. Naturally lubed and dripping with saliva, Mark shimmies his prick back up inside Marcela cowgirl, grabbing handfuls of her ass as she rotates her hips and grinds down on him like a fiend, trying to get herself off. Ashley rewards her with cream across the bridge of her nose and a little onto her tongue. Nyomi cleans up nicely and with a naughty smirk. | |||||
| Scene Three: Annie Cruz and Arcadia with Mark Ashley: ”There it is! Squirt it out ! Give it to me!” | |||||
 Annie Cruz (Evil Pink 2) just might have my vote for Performer of the Year, y’all. For real. If not that, she’s certainly the Most Improved. I remember when I thought ol’ girl was fast-forward material. Now I desperately and obsessively seek her out. That’s one helluva turnaround. Cruz has finally grown into herself, I think, and on top of adding squirting to her nasty repertoire, she’s vocal and just plain dirty on camera. Again, a long way from when she first hit the scene. Annie and Arcadia (Load Sharing, Suck It Dry 2), another girl who is MUCH nastier and uninhibited than when she first began, get down with each other to start things off, kissing so deeply they smear each other’s lipstick. When Mark Ashley joins the action, Cruz is on her back flicking her tongue over Arcadia’s nipples and having her pussy tongue-bathed by Mark. He rams a few fingers in her cunt and then buries his face in Arcadia’s ass until the time comes to bury his cock in Annie mish. It takes all off twenty seconds before he beats her pierced pussy with his rod and makes her shoot a geyser of squirt high into the air three consecutive times, raining all over him and down on Arcadia’s back. He leaves Cruz’s pussy quaking and turns his attention to Arcadia, who he bones doggie before sinking three fingers in her snatch in an attempt to make her squirt as well. Only partially successful, he and Arcadia tangle tongues and share Annie pussy and asshole, swapping spit over it and lubing it nicely before Ashley inches himself back in. Arcadia keeps her face close by and the tip of her tongue on Annie’s clit piercing so that Mark can shovel Cruz’s juices into her mouth and clean his cock at will. The also puts Arcadia directly in harm’s way for the brunt of the blast whenever Cruz gushes, which she does…a lot. Arcadia’s face, hair and chest all look like she just stepped out of the shower. Annie and Arcadia pass Mark’s dick back and forth between them and then Arcadia gets it in her pussy mish and then in her ass. Deep in her ass, Mark simultaneously inserts two fingers into her pussy, again trying to get her to squirt like her partner. Annie cheers her on, ”Squirt, squirt, squirt!” until the rain comes pouring out and down her legs. Annie slurps it up and spills it into Arcadia’s mouth. Again, they put their heads together and twirl their tongue around Ashley’s dickhead before we get an anal cowgirl ride for Arcadia and a reverse cowgirl anal for Cruz. Mark makes Annie cum a few more times anal mish (and the SCREAMS she emits when she squirts…my God, it’s like it’s scary and surprising for her at the same time) and then plops his dick down into Arcadia’s asshole doggie. After showing off Arcadia’s gape, Annie grabs ahold of Mark’s cock and jerks it like a woman possessed and doesn’t stop until he’s dropped every ounce of goo he had stored in his sack into her mouth. She swaps it with Arcadia and they turn their messy mouths up at the camera, intertwine tongues and grin happily. | |||||
| Scene Four: Jayna Oso with Mark Ashley: ”Look at that big fuckin’ cock stretching my pussy hole!” | |||||
 Adorned in all purple and hands clasped firmly together in front of her chest in deep mediation, Jayna Oso (Service Animals 17, Tales From The Crack) is likely praying for cock. Buddha blesses her and sends her Mark Ashley, whose curved horn enters the frame stage left and heads straight towards Oso’s mouth. She cuts it off at the pass and frantically attacks it, working it over with her mouth like a starved hostage. On her back, Mark fingers her twat until it makes moist, squishing sounds and then drills her mish while she rubs her clit and caresses her breasts. A vet of four years now, it’s amazing that Jayna, at the level she performs, is still going and remains a strong, nearly guaranteed candidate if you’re shooting an all-asian movie like this one. Her energy is simply unparalleled, making the decision to cast her an easy one. Smiling broadly, she rides Mark cowgirl next, only stopping to re-moisten his cock with her mouth. Wiry Oso is at Mark’s mercy when he bends her over to fingerbang her hole and then bully his dick back into her pussy doggie. Jayna rocks with him like a bitch in heat, closing her eyes and involuntarily tensing every muscle in her body as Ashley rails her, the thumbs of his free hands both deep in her asshole, way past the knuckles. Sufficiently widened, Mark gives her ass a few firm slaps and put his dick in in place of his thumbs. With Jayna, ass-to-mouth is always on the menu so she gives Mark’s ass-covered cock a taste test before taking him back in her not-so-forbidden hole missionary. Before they move to reverse cowgirl anal, Mark manages to fit eight fingers -- four on each hand -- into Oso’s gaping orifice and pulls it open for the camera. Cut to Mark’s pistoning cock, back in Jayna’s pussy, first reverse cowgirl and then mish, Oso legs pushed back over her head. He pulls out and strokes an explosive load out over Jayna’s face, sprinkling her with semen from her forehead to her face down all over her tits. “Mmmm…I want some more. I want some more cum.” Jayna begs as the scene fades to black. But wait! Jayna’s back, playing with her pussy and bouncing excitedly on her knees, happily accepting five more massive, thick and creamy loads onto her face. The perfect end to a scene featuring this busy bee. | |||||
| Scene Five: Keeani Lei with Christian: ”Oh, Mister! Please make me cum from my ass!” | |||||
 If anyone can play the spunky teen, it’s Keeani Lei (Bet Your Ass 3, My Girlfriend’s Whore Friend). Here she’s backpack’d up and dressed in a red plaid and pleated microskirt with buckles, all school uniform-ish. She’s enjoying some ethnic grub as she squats against a wall (panties on full display) on a lonely sidewalk when Christian happens by. As he talks on his cell phone, he spies Keeani and starts to rub his cock through his dress slacks. Lei must smell the pre-cum because she slowly rises to her feet and then bails, heading for higher ground in a building further down the block, Darkko’s camera getting plenty of up-skirt action as she hurriedly ascends the staircase in her red pumps and lacy bobby socks. Christian gives chase and corners Keeani in the hallway. Her back literally against the wall, he towers over her, intimidating and begins to rub her pussy through her white and frilly cotton panties. Lei instinctively reaches out and caresses his cock through his pants before finally kneeling and having her face fucked. When Keeani stands, she turns her back to Christian but reaches back to jerk him off and rub her ass against him as he undoes her tie, unbuttons her shirt and cups her tits. Topless now, Keeani goes back to adoring Christian man-meat as he vigorously pumps it in and out of her wide open mouth. Drool falls from her mouth and runs the length of her body as she tends to his balls and works the crown of his cock with the her skilled hands. Christian two-fingers her gash as she blows him, going deep enough to make her yelp a few times and then offering his fingers for her to lick spotless. A cut takes us to Keeani having her pussy filled doggie, creating a cacophonous din of her trademark loud and squeaky moans. When she rides Christian cowgirl, she positions her feet across his thighs so that she can reach back and grab the heels of her shiny red pumps. She dismounts, sucks him off and then nestles back down onto his cock for some downright reckless reverse cowgirl anal. Keeani implores ”Please, Mister…feed me your cum!” and Christian is more than happy to comply, dropping a healthy dose of protein on a glass table top for Keeani to slurp up. She cleans it up better than Windex and then takes another anonymous load that she swallows, to the back of her throat.  Overall: You put this cast in someone else’s movie and it’s simply another run-of-the-mill flick featuring all Asian girls. But put them in the capable hands of Jonni Darkko and somehow it magically turns into something special. Whether it’s through his superior camerawork, his intangible touch of class or his creative tease segments and set-ups, there is always something interesting to set his work apart from the pack. It’s no secret by now that Darkko crafts beautiful fucking movies to look at but he’s not exactly Michael Ninn; he actually manages to juxtapose all of his pretty images with the hardcore gonzo sex raincoaters pay good money to see and casts the girls we all adore. Asian Fucking Nation is no exeception and keeps the proud tradition of excellent directorial skills, outstanding picture quality and scorching hot sex that he set the bar so high for over at New Senstations/Digital Sin going. Every girl was radiant and more than up to the task once the action got heated. Darkko needs to do more of these. After viewing this one, no way should it become a one-shot deal or as infrequent as some other directors’ contributions to the genre. Special Features:
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