A List (Hustler) Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  6/20/2006

A-List
Hustler Home Video/Vans Styles Productions D: Van Styles. Tiffany Rayne, Brooke Haven, Dana Vespoli, Tia Sweets & Flower Tucci. Kurt Lockwood, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood & Jerry. 2 hours, 37 min.

Extras: Still Gallery, Trailers.



It takes more than just a willingness to have anal sex to land you on Van Styles' "A-List." Just by looking at this cast, I'd wager you also have to have "a-list" looks, "a-list" ass, "a-list" intensity and of course, always bring your "a-game." If that's what you've come looking for, you're definitely in the right place. Styles has produced another banger that just might keep you inside up under your A/C this summer but not because of the weather OUTSIDE -- because of the heat he's packed into this disc.



Tiffany Rayne plays with her respectable all-natural b-cup handful of tits in front of a tall window, sunlight pouring in over her white and red speckled fur, white mesh top and short white shorts. She moves over to a red leather couch, wriggles off her shorts, produces large red butt plug and loosens up her soon-to-violated orifice. Mark Ashley joins her and blowing him proves to be a difficult but manageable chore for Rayne, periodically glancing up at Mark for encouragement or just acknowledgement that she's going about her business the right way. Even though you see the insertion, Rayne's cowgirl with Ashley looks as if it's joined in progress, the way he doesn't take time to warm up but instead immediately lights into her and hammers her pussy full-speed as soon as his cock's inside her. When she spins around for reverse cowgirl, Ashley slides his prick into this New Jersey native's ass. After starting slow, it isn't long before Mark's back to his normal high-speed ramming. Rayne slides off, shoves two fingers in her gape and then sucks her booty juice off of his dick ass-to-mouth. Styles, camera squarely on Tiffany's butt cheeks, follows Rayne as she crawls up a staircase where Mark appears seemingly out of nowhere to jump her again, this time fucking her asshole raw up-and-over doggie. I'm embarrassed to say that this is my first full look at Tiffany Rayne and I'm not sure if she has a reputation as a screamer or not but she's certainly not shy about yelling out with reckless abandon here. Ashley's cock keeps her throat open and her vocal chords loose the entire scene, especially in cowgirl vag and when they finish up in anal mish, Rayne holding onto her heels to open up wide for Mark's thick prick. After porking her shithole for a bit (and using a finger or two in her pussy to expose her "rosebud"), he slides his dick back into her pussy and then jerks a gusher out onto Tiffany's tongue.




Brooke Haven, decked out in all PVC gear, a black zippered top, purple zippered shorts and short black boots, plays with herself in a bathroom. Her body is eerily reminiscent to early Brittney Skye but cartoonishly stacked, thicker and her proportions seemingly exaggerated due to Skye's few inch height advantage. She plays with a clear, long and slender anal toy, sucking on it and then pulling her shorts aside to run it over her pussy lips and clit. She unzips her top in front of her reflection in the mirror before walking out to join Jerry, who is already nude and raring to go across the room, sitting alone on a chair. Brooke strides over, backs into Jerry's lap and slides her ass cleavage over his cock before turning to face him and attending to him with her mouth. On her knees. On a hardwood floor. And you guys think these girls have it easy. With her perfectly round and upright fakies, perpetually erect nipples and brick shithouse body, you won't find many girl who looks better riding a cock in reverse cowgirl than Brooke Haven. She takes Jerry in her pussy and then in her ass in this position first, before bending over a space age barstool and letting Jerry stab her sphincter doggie. One quick flip and Brooke is on her back on the stool, Jerry pumping in and out of her ass mish. Haven's body is nothing short of awesome and I, for one, appreciate it when she arches her back in this position which forces her tits upwards and outwards. Jerry has as hard a time myself keeping his composure at that sight and motions for Brooke to come down and collect his goo in her mouth. She spits it out and down onto her cleavage and mashes her funbags together a few times before the scene fades out..




"Pretty, witty, girly, worldly/one who likes to party but comes home early." Jay-Z said it but it's exactly how I imagine Dana Vespoli. Fans have made much of her change in appearance -- slimming down to the point where she was barely recognizable ( and peep the gothy black fingernail polish!) -- but at the core remains what made me a Vespoli fan in the first place: her unmistakable and mischievious grin, her fun-loving and do-anything attitude and an ass that is still very much worthy of worship. She sticks a sizeable clear anal toy deep into her crap cave as she trades quips with Styles before Mark Ashley arrives and hides his honker right between Dana's upturned cheeks. After burying his face and tongue deep in her backside, Dana flips over and lies back, pulling her legs up into her shoulders, readying herself for a heaping helping of Mark Ashley's super schlong. Dana's face is a mask of pure ectasy and Mark proves a snug fit, visibly stretching Vespoli's hole while she closes her eyes and rubs away at her clit. Dana takes Mark's cock in her ass side-saddle next and Ashley works in a few fingers, too, just to keep things interesting before morphing this position to missionary. The extra digits in her ass turns Dana on greatly so what does she do? Why, she licks her armpit, of course. Dana reacts similarly to her reverse cowgirl and doggie anal poundings, her mouth agape, letting her eyes roll back into her head as she rubs her pussy and whispers breathy sweet nothings to no one in particular, perhaps her maker or whatever debaucherous deity she prays to for satisfying anal-induced orgasms. Mark beats off over her face and leaves cum dripping from her chin. Dana is all smiles, as we've seen her so many times before at a scene's conclusion, blowing a kiss and giving us a huge thumbs up before Mark plugs her mouth shut with his cock once more before we fade to black. I remember when following Azz Fest 3 that Dana might be gone for good. I'm glad to see that the question mark I put behind her departure ended up being fitting.




Tia Sweets, despite the many complications that may come along with casting someone like her, you will find is totally worth the trouble once you see her bounce that ass up and down off some lucky stud's lap cowgirl. Sweets shows up wearing a plain white button-down shirt and pleated black miniskirt inquiring about an ad she saw in the paper about how to become an "anal queen" and Styles hands her over to Kurt Lockwood for her first lesson. I've taken great interest in Tia since first laying eyes on her so I'm anxious to see how this turns out and how the sex with her looks in the hands of a capable director. Kurt eases the passage of the anal toy he has in her ass first with a little natural lube, his own saliva, licking her bunghole all over and darting his tongue inside before sliding the ridged dildo rapidly in and out. Sweets, who looks very youngish from the waist up, seems to really enjoy it but digs sucking Lockwood's cock even more. The pale pixie (Tia has to be the whitest "black" girl I've EVER seen; she's actually lighter than Kurt) earns her rate when she rides Kurt cowgirl, arching her back and using her hips alone to undulate that gift that rests at the top of her legs and just below her waist. She definitely knows how to work her best asset and Van gives us plenty of good footage of it before she turns around and gets suspended in mid-air reverse cowgirl. Waist down, she's all woman. It's always a pleasure to see an ass like Tia's violated anally and it's an extra treat when you know it's an event that rarely occurs (I've only seen Tia do anal for D. Sanchez and the Bang Bros' Ass Parade website and in Evasive Angel's Big Bubble Butt Cheerleaders). Kurt has his way with Tia's holiest of holes on the floor mish and then Van introduces her to his chaise lounge, where Kurt resumes plundering her precious poop chute doggie, at one point making Tia back her ass up onto him and do the work before sucking his dick a2m. That's enough to earn Sweets a messy facial, cum streaking her face from top to bottom. She says she had a good time but is reluctant to open her eyes.




Flower Tucci, playa, and you know what it is: the woman isn't capable of doing a bad scene and having viewed this one a few times beforehand, I can promise you that this one is no different. In fact, the final shot of this one may stay etched in your brain for months to come (it's also the image lasered onto the DVD itself). It's amazing to me that as much as she works, the ever-smiling Flower never seems to have an "off" or "bad" day. Not only that, but she's continuously "up" for her work. Not only is she there but she comes across as insatiable; like she can't wait to work. She's so nasty. And Lord knows, I love her for it. Flower does her tease atop some stairs that overlook a living room until she spies her meat for the day below her in the form of Mark Ashley and Mark Wood. It's a good day to be named Mark. And though she may walk through the Valley of Cock, Flower is not afraid. "I don't think they can handle me," she says confidently before descending the stairs, dropping to her knees and lovingly taking both of these huge pricks into her mouth. She goes back and forth between them at times like a circus seal, using both hands to play with HERSELF, sucking both dicks with nothing but her mouth. Horny as hell now, Flower is out of her top in a flash, pulls her shorts down around her knees and bends over so that Wood can plug her pussy doggie while she keeps a mouthful of Ashley. She rides Ashley cowgirl next, squirting a few times, and I don't have to tell you how stupendous that phat ass looks jiggling all over the place when the Marks slap at it. Reverse cowgirl with Wood is short-lived as Ashley comes around to lock Flower into a d.p. where she squirts quite a few more times. She turns over and the guys d.p. her again before taking her down to the floor where Ashley fucks her ass and then her pussy while she keeps Wood entertained with her hands and mouth. The climax sees Flower lie back on her shoulders, her ass in the air in the piledriver position and Ashley drop a load right into her pulled-wide-open gaping asshole and squeeze his last drops into her open mouth. Wood adds his baby batter, leaving it on the side of Flower's face and on the tip of her tongue. "Oh fuck yeah...IT'S SO FUCKIN' GOOD!" Flower yells right before she rubs herself to another squirting orgasm which also pools in and around her asshole. The visual of Flower, drained and dripping dicks wagging on either side of her smiling face, every orifice spread open and covered in jizz from both studs and her own juices will haunt you for a good while...in a very good way.

Van (sensing Flower's genuine glee): "You have fun with these cocks today?"

Flower (wearing the worl'ds most satisfied grin): "Hell fuckin' yeah! I always have fun with cocks! Cocks rock my FUCKIN' ASS! Thanks for cumming!"


Van Styles is going to give me heart problems if he keeps releasing movies like this. This is the third movie in a row that I've given high praise to and the summer hasn't even officially began yet. Not only that, but this is actually the first one for Hustler: they missed out on Twisted Youth (Pulse) and Thick Azz a Brick (Metro/Ethnicity). While I don't necessarily need anal, I like this movie alot. The amount of tease was just right, as were the portions with toys and the sex was great. Unlike some shooters, who spend inordinate amounts of time with long, boring tease and enough toys to actually open up their own shop, Van gives you just enough of both, keeping it short and sweet not to mention letting each scene have its own distinct feel and mood. The variety of locations, I'm sure, played a hand in that. This is an "A-List" anal movie and anyone interested in the cast, Van Styles or just seeing a well-shot movie with great anal sex would do well to pick it up.

— Crucifixio Jones