Cream Pie Honeys Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  3/5/2006

Cream Pie Honeys
Hustler Video D: Van Styles. Anna Pierceson, Kayla Marie, Delilah Strong, Veronica Lynn, Courtney Cummz, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Brian Surewood, Anthony Hardwood, Mark Ashley & Rico Strong. 2 hours 18 Min.

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers.

"There's really no way to describe it. It feels sooo good," says a grinning Anna Pierceson (I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing 3, Teacher's Pet 11) to Van Styles of creampies before meeting Mark Wood at a deserted metro station. The bubbly Arizona native grabs almost instinctively at the bulge in Mark's jeans: "Oh, he's perfect. He's gonna fit just fine." I like this atypical setup from Styles. Having girls flash publicly and risk indecency charges aren't usually his way, so this is a refreshing change of pace even if it is short-lived. Back at Van's place, Mark does indeed fit perfectly in this redheaded pixie's mouth, pussy and her ass and he leaves a creampie to remember - one that Pierceson pushes out of her ass and onto a glass coffee table which she licks clean.

You should all know who Kayla Marie is by now. Half-Brazilian it seems all of those genes went straight to her bodacious bottom. Van notes not much has changed on Kayla since the last time he shot her (2004's "Azz Fest 3"). "I think I lost my butt," she replies, giving her capacious ass a few light and playful slaps that cause her perfect cheeks to rumble and quake. Rico Strong who, dare I say it, looks nearly as large as Mandingo (who could barely handle Kayla's superior snatch as I remember it) here, brings a unique swagger to the scene, (he's taken to verbalizing a lot during scenes now) promising to "fuck the shit out of" Kayla and by scene's end, makes good on said promise. He goes to town on Kayla here as they both obviously and genuinely enjoy every single deep stroke. The reverse cowgirl footage of Kayla bouncing on Rico's cock, shot from Strong's perspective is a definite highlight. I'm surprised Kayla has yet to show up in a volume of "Take It Black"; she's an ideal candidate consdering her love of big black cocks. Maybe put her with multiple ones?

Delilah Strong (Ass Appeal 3, Angels of Debauchery 4) is led into a room by a chain leash held by Brian Surewood and Anthony Hardwood. Fact: Delilah is the only chick I know of recently who somehow managed to appear in multiple "teen" and "milf" themed movies in the same year (Teen Dreams 10 and MILF Money 9, Barely 18 #21 and Mother Fuckers 2). All the "wood" from her new "masters" eventually finds its way into Delilah's twat, sometimes simultaneously, in a double-vagingal penetration. Fans of true creampies might gripe about the finale which sees Hardwood and Surewood taking turns blasting their loads onto Delilah's twat as she uses her fingers to pry apart her lips and hold it open in the piledriver position instead of actually ejaculating inside of her.

Styles spies Veronica Lynn after she picks up an ice cream cone in a bit of free advertising for Baskin-Robbins. She plays with herself and deepthroats the cone as she rides in his car en route to his place. When she walks in, Mark Ashley is already standing there nude and ready to go like, "You know what time it is." And Lynn knows the time: she doesn't say a word, opting instead to walk straight towards him, drop to her knees and put his schlong in her "potty mouth" as her airbrushed t-shirt implies. Mark Ashley always puts in work but we know something special comes out when he's paired with either black girls or tiny asian girls. He has a typically grand time laying waste to Veronica's gash, barrelling his boner through her at high speed in doggie, mish and finally in cowgirl where he busts a nut in her slit that Lynn lets drip into a shot glass. If it goes in a glass, you know where it's going next. Veronica swallows it all down.

Now a Zero Tolerance contract girl (their only one, in fact) Courtney Cummz exudes a hard-to-describe yet extremely outgoing, sexy and fun aura. Topless, she banters playfully and flirtaciously with Mark Wood and Scott Lyons before skillfully wielding their thick pricks like Chow Yun Fat might hold two .45s; she's just at home with man meat in both hands. Impressively, her contagious energy never wanes and she talks to the guys as she strokes their dicks as they fuck her individually ("You like fucking this tight pussy?") in her pussy and her ass and then together when they d.p. her ("I fuckin' like two cocks in me!"). I can see why Zero Tolerance is so high on her -- she does it all. And she Cummz. A lot. Loudly. She fucks the cum right out of Lyons cowgirl and pushes his spooge out of her pussy for us to see. Wood leaves a better, more copious pop in her ass doggie, that runs out and down her thighs when he pulls out.

Consumers: I thought Van Styles' first creampie movie for Hustler Video was pretty damn good. Not a real weak scene included so there are no major complaints. I think the cast is pretty strong and includes a little something for everyone (an asian, some IR). If cream pies are your fetish, this is guaranteed to satisfy you as a rental and your mileage may vary concerning purchase.

— Crucifixio Jones