Cum on My Tattoo Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  6/15/2006

Cum On My Tattoo
Burning Angel/Pulse Distribution D: Joanna Angel. Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl. Tommy Pistol, Mr. Marcus, James Deen & Rob Rotten. 2 hours, 37 min.

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Tattoo Gallery, Cumshot Loop, Live Tattoo Footage. (Kylee gets a "Burning Angel" tat on her leg)



I'm still not entirely sure what to make of the whole "alt" movement, a genre currently popularized by Neu Wave Hookers director Eon McKai and the director/performer of this flick, Joanna Angel, who litter their work with mostly pale and waifish tattood, pierced and dyed goth-types. In Joanna's work, the vast majority of these exclusive ladies are culled from her very own BurningAngel.com, a website that specializes in showcasing girls you're more likely to find in Hot Topic buying a new "Nightmare Before Christmas" binder than in today's more conventional gonzo product. It's an interesting and risky proposition, to give these girls who aren't what fans are used to seeing and giving them a chance. There is certainly an audience for it, as retailers and creators have learned and as a result, the fanbase is steadily growing. I perused the site as I watched this movie and while Pixie and Pinky were fine inclusions, my heart skipped a beat when I saw the likes of January and Daphne. And although she has her own thing going, a real coup would be to secure Masuimi Max. Word 'round the campfire is that she's doing scenes now anyway and she'd make the perfect Burning Angel.



Cum on my Tattoo's scenes take place in cramped and cluttered close quarters and each tryst ends with the stud literally cumming on his partner's tattoos. Busty Joanna Angel herself and her constant companion/co-hort/partner-in-crime, the equally top-heavy Kylee Kross (who I am just a tad in love with) are the standouts here (and rightfully share the boxcover), in their individual one-on-one scenes: Angel in an anal IR scene with Mr. Marcus (I adore the huge, anime character-like purple boots she wears throughout), Kross with Joanna's real life love, James Deen (it takes a real friend to fuck your boyfriend AND get paid for it) and when they combine their efforts in Tattoo's finale, doubling up on Rob Rotten (a forefather in the game with significant other Rachel Rotten...even his cock is inked up!) but not before lezzing out with each other, Joanna sucking hard on Kylee's pierced nipples and Kylee licking and tugging at Joanna's saliva-slicked labia. The chemistry between the two friends is real and the heat palpable. Once Rob joins the fray, Kross and Angel fall into a combined and relaxed rhythm together that comes across so natural that it would lead one to believe they've been at this as a team long before any cameras were ever involved. The Beat Strings and Buckcherry soundtrack, combined with the girls and atypical settings make this a true ALTernative for fans seeking something different.

— Crucifixio Jones