Big Booty White Girls (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  11/19/2004

Big Booty White Girls

2004, 2 hours 12 minutes
Evil Angel
Directed by Justin Slayer
Starring Somina, Melanie Crush, Luissa Rosso, Mia Bang, Isabel Ice



The Knowledge:

Ass movies are all the rage lately. It‘s not that ass ever went out of style but it seems like for the longest it was almost taboo for a white dude to admit that he dug a chick that had some junk in her trunk. Buttman brought all these secret ass worshippers out of the closet and made it okay to say, yes, I like ass. Jules Jordan carries on the tradition proudly but honestly, who knows more about ass than a brother? Justin Slayer‘s been shooting bitches with back for forever and really never considered it anything special or a big deal; that‘s just what him and his crew were always into. But now Justin and his Pipe Layers now film under the Evil Angel umbrella and in the employ of the original Buttman himself. Doing something he should have and could have done a long time ago, Slayer‘s dedicated an entire flick to our Caucasian sisters in possession of that ever-elusive “onion“ booty. What follows is a detailed description of the five phat females he chose and how their asses were all systematically destroyed by Just and his boys. Read on about all…

The Action:

Melanie Crush
Justin and his crew have crushed Melanie more than a few times before (in Freshly Slayed 3 and in a scene that’s been around more than Melanie herself and can be seen in two Sensational releases, Girls Gone Black 3 and Melanie Crush and the Black Pipe Layers and Exquisite‘s Slayer Unleashed 2). Hell, it seems Crush has worked almost exclusively for Slayer and the Layers which is a damn shame because I’d love to see her ass get worked over by someone else; just for variety’s sake plus she‘s got the body to make serious waves in this biz. The cameraman begins by focusing on, what else, Melanie’s devastating backyard. After an ample tease sequence, a fully nude Melanie backs her ass right onto Justin Slayer’s face, who is sitting on a sofa behind her. She turns around and straddles his face, bouncing those monster ass cheeks together and back and forth while he darts his tongue in and out of her pussy. Just takes Melanie doggie first, beating that ass like a drum while he drags his dick in and out of her deep crack. Seeing Crush’s ass crash down and into the camera in cowgirl is a sight that’s nearly frightening; sometimes it appears her big butt is going to smack the camera and possibly render you unconscious. It’s in cowgirl that Slayer slips his cock into Melanie’s asshole, which engulfs his length like a sword swallower. Justin stands and slowly lowers Crush up and down on his rod before ramming the holy hell out of her, making her scream and struggle to hold on. In mish, Melanie continues to take Slayer’s prick in her pooper, but with lots of screaming, heavy and labored breathing and great difficulty until Slayer strokes a watery load into her open mouth. Crush sucks that ass juice-covered pole clean while she attempts to catch her breath. Melanie looks like she had about all she could handle here. Kudos for hanging in there, sista.



Luissa Rosso
Luissa wears some black leather chaps, high heels and nothing else to begin her scene. .She gets her hair and big ass wet with a light shower (remaining clothed) before bending over a nearby jacuzzi and letting Justin bury his face in her ass right before plunging his prod into the same place. “Oh my God…this dick is really good,” she moans while Slayer grabs hold of her hips for leverage and pounds away for all he‘s worth. The two do the standing doggie thing for a minute before Slayer turns Luissa to face him and fucks her while still standing, one of her legs high in the air. Rosso can only tell us, “This man is making some good love!” while Justin “makes love“ to her right outta her socks. The following blowjob, captured from behind Luissa, highlights her wide backside and that, my friends, is what we paid to see. From there we get to see more of the same as Luissa squat fucks Justin cowgirl, pumping up and down on his cock like a piston until she cums. Now face down on all fours, Luissa sticks her ass high in the air and Justin helps himself to more of her “pretty white pink fat ass“ as they fuck in front of a mirror. Rosso occasionally bucks back, grinding her ass in circles on the very tip of Slayer‘s dick. Slayer‘s money shot drops right into Rosso‘s mouth and she swallows it all before hooking Just up with some post cum head.



Somina
I‘ve never seen this Somina before but already, just looking at her, I like what I see. She’s probably in possession of the best body in this movie thus far. She’s not thick nor especially voluptuous like her predecessors but rather a tall and leggy European talent who’s as sexy as all get out with an air of class and sophistication. She has a gorgeous face, a smile like Lauren Phoenix, a perky medum sized pair of natural tits but from the waist down, she‘s built like a fucking MULE. Her ass and thighs look as though they belong on another person. Today she‘s to be put through the paces by 2005 AVN nominee for Best New Male Performer, the B to the O to the Z. After a short hummer, Boz returns the favor and then orders Somina to slip off those form-fitting lacy white panties so he can fill her pussy up missionary. “Oh yeah, fuck mah poosy,” Somina moans to Boz as he runs his dick long and deep into her doggie just before they move to cowgirl. Cowgirl turns into a sidesiddle face-to-face fuck and we get to see Somina‘s ass for what it‘s really worth and what it‘s worth is the price of admission, folks. It has to be seen to be believed. Next Boz pokes her pooper mish and doggie while Somina rubs her clit and massages her fat pussy lips. With Somina‘s ass upturned, Boz jerks off and lands his seed all over her right butt cheek. Book this woman for another shoot pronto but make her take the pop in the face next time. You can't be a true Euro skank taking popshots on your ass, what're you thinking?



Mia Bangg
God, going from Somina to Mia Bangg is really an eye-opener as far as realizing what a looker Somina was. Mia is the exact opposite. Standing on a bed in some cut off denim shorts and a black t-shirt, Bangg is the definition of homely. Her body? Ridiculous (though it’s extremely loose, not a tight part on it). Her face, though? Straight butter. I have no idea where this woman is from but my guess is wherever that is, there’s probably more than a few mobile homes with car engines hanging from the tree in the front yard and little kids drinking straight from water hoses. We flashback about twenty minutes according to the onscreen chyron. Walking down the street in high heels, it’s pretty obvious that Mia’s likely never owned a pair in her life much less actually walked in them. As a director, there is such a thing as not exposing your talent; you’re supposed to hide their weaknesses and highlight their strengths, not the opposite. So common sense dictates you don’t take Trailer Park Trish, throw her in a pair of whore heels and make her prance down the block. But that’s exactly what Just does. After their short walk in some light drizzle, Mia and Justin make their way to some fenced in pool area outside where Mia blows him and he fucks her doggie in a secluded corner. It’s a short encounter as Justin pulls out and dribbles the majority of his cum onto the concrete before Mia turns around to collect the rest. Justin decides to take her inside (on the bed we first saw Mia standing on to begin this segment) to fuck her again. He humps her like a rabid dog missionary, Mia’s legs spread wide and her tits bouncing so hard I’m afraid they’re going to smack her in the face. After fucking her pussy sidesaddle and showing off her ass, we move to the position all real big butt lovers crave, cowgirl. Mia actually decides to participate in the scene here, slowly and deliberately working her hips before picking up the pace while Justin smacks her pasty white ass a rosy red. The ass is too much for Justin to handle; he has to pull out and he busts his nut basically all over himself with Mia still on top of him. Mia, the most quiet and unagressive fuck in this movie, high fives Slayer to end an anticlimactic scene before we move to the main event.



Isabel Ice
Justin, his cameraman H.J. and Isabel are out at a public restaurant, grabbing a bite to eat before going to film her scene later today. The guys rib Isabel about various things, including her Welsh accent, her big booty and wonder if she‘s afraid of them. Isabel, as you all know, ain‘t afraid of no dick and pretty much challenges them to make good on their promises of fucking her. She also tells them she has to listen to them very closely to understand what they are saying because of the way they talk. ZING. She wears her dimpled smile throughout all of this and we get to see just how cute Isabel really is without a dick shoved in her mouth. She shows off her pussy under the table and Justin puts his hands down her sweats until the waiter comes to take their order. Fast forward to them leaving the restaurant. Justin and Isabel can‘t really wait to get to one another so they pull over to a hotel parking lot and in true gonzo fashion, start the party before they can even get back to where they were really going to perform the scene. Justin pulls down Isabel‘s sweats to show off her ass a little before she gets down on her knees and breaks him off some head under the stairs outside of this motel. It being such a nice and sunny day, Justin finally has a real reason to keep his shades on during the scene. Cars come and go on the freeway in the distance behind them while Justin starts laying pipe to this chick outside in broad fucking daylight doggie in a motel parking lot. I can not believe what I‘m seeing. This earns the scene an extra star just for sheer BALLS and audacity. It‘s going to be pretty hard to deny what you‘re doing out there when the police roll up and Isabel is bouncing off of your dick completely bottomless in standing cowgirl like she‘s doing right now and your boy is standing there videotaping it all. They‘re not even bothering to half-step, they‘re full-on fucking in public and not giving a shit.

Isabel gets down on the ground on all fours and Justin rails her doggie, sometimes letting Isabel bounce her ass back onto him while he watches. Wow. Good camerawork right here, too. Ass seems to be Slayer‘s kryptonite. As she backs it up on him, he cums on her ass and then blames her. “See what you made me do?” Isabel apologizes as Justin gets up and takes over camera duty while his cameraman gets his dick sucked by Isabel. Goddamn. Before I can say it, Isabel lets us know that she “loves sucking fucking cock“ and loves “being a slut.” Then she bends over and lets H.J. bury his “fucking big black cock” in her “little cunt.” “I’m a dirty fucking whore so you better fucking fuck me like a bitch,” Isabel says. Well. The dirty talk doesn’t stop there, oh no, Isabel, after saying hardly a word with Justin, cranks it up a notch or two here. What is it with chicks with accents talking so dirty? You put Alicia Rhodes and Isobel together in a scene and you might have to come up with a rating that exceeds “XXX.” “You gonna cum over my dirty fucking whore face? Fuck that pussy until you spunk over my white trash whore face! Fuck that cunt ‘til you cream my fuckin’ throat!” That was so hot Justin had to stick his dick back in her mouth for a minute. Isabel squat fucks Justin’s boy cowgirl and reverse but he manages to actually give Isabel some warning before he cums, so she hops down there to jerk him off into her mouth. “Tastes so fuckin’ good,” she smiles as she swallows it. “That was LIVE, mofo!” she says in her best “black” voice as our motley crew climb back into their car and flee the scene of the crime. Wow. Just wow.


Extras:

I find it funny that the one director at Evil Angel who probably needs a commentary the least on their DVD always gets one. I‘m not saying it shouldn‘t be there but most people who are fans of DVD commentary tracks listen to them for some clear and concise insight on the making of what they are watching. I can‘t say that Justin always provides this thus it doesn‘t seem like a necessity or something that his fans are even asking for. There‘s also a 22-minute Behind the Scenes featurette that features Slayer just ripping Melanie Crush APART for six more minutes and popping on her ass amongst other little tidbits and interviews with Luissa Rosso and more of the last scene with Isabel. A photo gallery, filmographies and a cast list round out the special features.

Comments:

As much as I‘ve talked shit about Justin and his crew in the past, I‘ll be the first to admit when I‘m wrong. Well, I won‘t say I was wrong, because I’m going to continue to take these dudes to task when I see something I don’t like but I‘ll be honest and say I‘m coming around the Pipe Layers. I went from actively avoiding them to actually seeking out some of their work. Not only that but actually enjoying it when I watch it. Slowly but surely, these guys are winning me over. They put together an awesome cast (though not many would say that any of them are particularly well known for being easy on the eyes) here filled with sleepers, girls not universally renowned for their asses and some unknowns to make an overall very solid and very strokable flick. Melanie Crush is the thick white girl all brothas dream of tapping, Somina was beautiful, Mia Bangg wasn‘t while Luissa Rosso and Isabel Ice brought up the(ir) rear with phat asses and a ton of accented dirty talk. If you want to see big booty white girls that everyone and their mother hasn‘t shot already split in two by dudes who can really lay pipe you‘d best run down to your local smut emporium ask for this by name. As Justin so succinctly puts it on the back DVD cover, “Dis a good ass-flick right here.”

Crucifixio Jones