Big Booty White Girls (Evil Angel) Review

Big Booty White Girls (2004)
Themes: Interracial, big butts, ass obsession
Starring: Melanie Crush, Luissa Rossi, Simona, Mia Bang, Isobel Ice, Justin Slayer, Boz & H.J.
Directed by: Justin Slayer

OVERALL:
I saw this back in Early 2005 on VHS. I wanted to see it again on DVD, mainly to hear the commentary and to back-track what I’ve seen. I’ve said before that this is Justin’s most overrated flick. Not to say this isn’t an excellent flick, but it’s just not his best. Out of five scenes, four of them are hype, with two scenes being put in the category of “Hot Shit” (those two scenes being the ones with Melanie Crush and especially Isabel Ice)!

HIGHLIGHTS/REVIEW:
Melanie Crush’s scene was a son-of-a-bitch, mainly because “Shorty is a 10”! In many of today’s porno flicks, there’s not a lot of good ass obsession. The ass obsession in this flick is all great. The only new flick that even comes close to looking this good in the ass-obsession department is “This Butt’s 4 U”! There’s some camerawork during the tease that is spontaneous. I can tell that Melanie Crush is one of Justin Slayer’s favorite females of all time. She’s done so many scenes with him that it’s not even fucking funny. The sex in this scene is truly spontaneous and freaked-out. I mean, there’s a part in this scene where she’s actually calling out for her “mama”. Slayer & H.J. discusses this in the commentary. There’s anal sex in this scene from various positions. All I can say is that this is a bomb-ass scene and it kept me aroused!

Luissa Rossi looks alright. She’s got hella ass on her, but as far as her facial features, I’d give her like a 75% on her looks. She’s not ugly at all, but she’s not a knockout, either. I’ve seen the behind-the-scenes footage with her, and she actually looks better in that extra footage. You can say that she resembles Thora Birch (You know that young girl who was in “American Beauty” who played as Kevin Spacey’s daughter). The tease in this scene is also outrageous -- She’s in the shower and we get to see gallons of water showering her entire ass. But I must say that the tease in this flick is wonderful, but most of the sex is just as wonderful. You feel me? I mean, there’s some truly nasty parts of when Justin is fucking her pussy, she’s creaming thick like suntan lotion. The last time I saw something like this was years ago in an old-school porno-flick. Although Luissa doesn’t do much for me, this scene was petty tight altogether. It starts out fast, but ends pretty slow.

Simona is a real nice-looking, attractive woman who has got a body like one of those old glass Pepsi bottles from the 1980s. The tease in this scene is very drawn-out and it goes on right before Boz handles his business with her. The sex goes in a variety of positions and Boz even fucks her in her ass. And that’s the high point of this scene, when she takes anal sex. But the anal sex doesn’t last as long as the vaginal sex. Simona is a bad woman and the tease was pretty tight. Sexually, it is just above average. Aside from the female looks and the tease, this happened to be the weakest scene in this flick.

Mia Bang is so fucking cute, although she’s got some padding on her body. She looks as if she could be kin to Shakira (the Latina pop superstar)! Although she’s thicker and meatier than the other women on this flick, it fights her right. She may be too thick for some people’s liking, but I dug her. I mean, she’s not as thick as Sarah Jay (who I can’t stand). Some people have called her “junky”, “chubby” or “trashy”, but I’m saying that she’s kinda delicate. I mean, like John Mayer once said, her “Body is a Wonderland”! We get to see her walking down the street, wearing some daisy-dukes skirt. And though she’s wearing a thong, you can never notice it because her butt is so big. They go by an isolated area by a pool, suck and fuck Mia from the back and this is a high point that aroused me. It’s fun to watch her getting fucked in a standing doggy style position, because it’s nice to see that big, properly-queen-sized ass of hers. Then, it gets taken indoors. Once they go indoors, things get more intense and Justin really lays some pipe to this woman. Even in a standing cowgirl position, he can really handle this thick chick! After awhile, things get slow and then pick back up towards the end.

Isobel Ice happens to be a very-fucking-pretty ass white girl from Wales, who reminded me of a chick who I met back in late 2004. She’s in a restaurant with Justin and he’s playing all in her pussy under the dinner table. They leave the restaurant and head to an apartment building, where they fuck right in front of the apartment building, under a flight of stairs. Even Justin said in the commentary that it was wrong. But it was so wrong that it was right for this scene right here! Isobel has some real ass on her and she gets rode (vaginally only) in a variety of positions from Slayer and H.J. (Slayer’s cameraman). The sex is really down-and-dirty and rough. Isobel Ice is a freaky-ass white female and she likes having her face slapped silly by her opponents and she talks mad trash, without overdoing it. She says things like “Come on my fucking white trash, whore face” and things like that, which can turn some people on and irk some others! Her and the two brothas fuck on the nasty concrete in front of an apartment building and she ends up getting concrete dirt, dust and debris all on her ass. After the sex, the dudes get her in the back seat of a ride and take her to the next phase. [The End] THIS HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST SCENE IN THIS ENTIRE FLICK AND IS ALSO ONE OF THE GREATEST SEX SCENES THAT I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKIN' LIFE!!! AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH!

NEGATIVES:
The sex was weak in Simona’s scene. The tease was better than much of the sex that Boz gave her. I’ve seen Boz lay some serious pipe before and he’s just not doing it in this scene right here. That’s really the only negative in this flick. As far as the DVD quality, the commentary can only be heard out of one speaker (the right). But this isn’t that big a problem for many people, especially if you’re listening to it from your TV speakers. If you have surround sound hooked up, then it’s a problem.

DVD QUALITY:
The menu on this DVD is so incredible and this is one of the greatest menus that I’ve seen on ANY DVD. The a/v quality is great, there’s some filmo-graphies, a photo gallery -- the usual EA features, plus a full-feature audio commentary. The only problem I have with this DVD commentary is that you can only hear the commentary from the right speaker. You can’t hear anything from the left speaker. I’ve listened to this commentary track with my headphones attached to my laptop computer and I couldn’t hear anything from the left. In the commentary, these dudes are foolin’. These guys are eating pizza amid the commentary and talking to Boz on a speakerphone during the commentary But, amid all of that, there’s some large static noise. I must warn some of you that Justin is real in this commentary. Him an H.J. use the word “nigga” like it’s nothing. And for those of you who don’t like this, do not listen to this commentary. For those of you who think Dave Chappelle’s skits are offensive, do not hear this commentary. Matter of fact, you may not want to watch Justin’s flicks at all! In the commentary, they discuss their cameraworks, their style of filming, the preferences of interracial sexuality, how Melanie Crush has a baby by a black guy and how much she loves black dick and they also discuss the sexual nature of men, the dos and don’ts of anal sex, etc. This is the first and only time I’ve heard of a porno DVD having an audio commentary, so I had to check it out and listen in on what the brothas were sayin’! This is another excellent EA DVD!

OVERALL:
Isobel Ice’s scene happens to be the greatest, while Melanie Crush’s scene was in second place. These guys fuck like they’re machines, like they’re doing pushups and like they’ve been taught to fuck in the military or some shit! This is probably the only “Big Booty White Girls” flick that has some very long, drawn-out scenes of ass-obsession. The rest of the series isn’t like this. However, I still do feel that BBWG#2 was the greatest in the series. The weakest scene in this flick was that of Simona, who looks real tight, but shared some above-average pipe laying with Boz. When I’ve said before that this flick is overrated, I meant it. I mean, don’t get me wrong. This is a really tight flick and Isobel Ice’s scene was hotter like the sun colliding with Mercury. But I don’t believe that this is his greatest flick of all time. At adultdvdtalk.com, this is Justin’s most sought-after flick. And I’ve seen some that are much better than this one. However, I recommend that everyone check this out. This flick was intensely close from getting a 5-star rating from me (a 95%), but what messed that up was the sex in Simona’s scene. This will make an excellent rental and a very good purchase!

RATING: 94.6%
BOTTOM LINE: Please, check it out/Own it!