Hot Ass Latinas Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  6/6/2004

Hot Ass Latinas Vol. 1
****
2003, 2 hours and 28 minutes
Platinum X Pictures
Directed by Sean Michaels
Starring Lola, Ice La Fox, Rio, Kayla Marie, Cytherea, Prilla, Layla Rivera, Melanie Jagger

The Knowledge:

Just what the world needs, another performer/director. And Platinum X Pictures needs another one like a hole in the head. Brandon Iron, Michael Stefano, Julian, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Jessica Dee…it seems the only people not working in front of the camera as much as they are behind it are Mason and Jewel DeNyle and Jewel only recently retired. All kidding aside, Michaels actually brings a ton of experience to the table, having directed, most notably, his Rocks That Ass and We Go Deep series for his very own SMP brand. In just a short time he’s already helmed more than a few titles for PXP: Butt Lick’in Sweethearts, Natural Beauties and bringing along with him his old Ass Lickers line. I’m not really into rimming so the title that sparked my interest the most is this one, Hot Ass Latinas. Latinas are a passion of mine and I’m eager to see if Michaels, now with a winning team like PXP, can produce a series worth buying continued installments of. If this first volume is any indication, this could be a VERY successful venture for PXP and Michaels. Because this movie is HAWT.

The Action:

Lola

Lola welcomes us to the flick and then bends over a nearby staircase, spreading her legs and slapping her ass. She attempts to squeeze her tits but if you know Lola, you know that‘s an exercise in futility; they‘re virtually non-existent. Not that I mind. I‘m a breast man, sure, but I find Lola to be one of the most naturally all-out stunning girls working today and she doesn‘t need a chest full of silicone to ruin that. Her chest is fine. Sexy, even. A shame that besides Zero Tolerance, more gonzo-oriented directors don’t cast her more often.

Sean Michaels enters the scene wearing a furry white Kangol, a button-up dress shirt that‘s left unbuttoned, black dress slacks and some sandals, looking like my drunk uncle. Maybe that’s my beef with black male performers…they tend to look like people I know. And that’s just weird. It’s hard to enjoy the action when the guy doing the fucking looks like Mutt-Mutt, Moochie, Pojo an’ dem down at the 7-Eleven. Actually, Sean Michaels looks like that old guy in the club. Not really old, just too old to be in the club, you know? Regardless, he‘s not too old to be here (Hell, Ginger Lynn has worked for PXP this year in the recently-released Size Queens) as he still has what it takes to get down and dirty with the likes of Lola. Meanwhile, Lola ain‘t half-steppin on the head tip: after a few minutes she looks like she just left the set of Gag Factor. Believe me, this shit gets messy. Her mascara is THROUGH and she‘s got tears and drool running down her face in every direction. Goddamn. Even though we‘ve been seeing it since ‘85, I guess it never really gets old seeing how chicks handle Sean‘s wood. Lola works Michaels over(who hasn’t bothered to take off his ridiculous hat) reverse cowgirl, her long slender body and firm pert tits perfectly showcased, but I really wish she had taken the time to clean that web of mascara off of her face. She‘s much too pretty to have her face marred in a scene this way. It becomes less and less visible as Michaels strokes her hard doggie, making her tells us over and over how good his big dick is. She must love it because she virtually inhales it in the transition between every other position. Spoon and cowgirl precede a so-so facial that Lola kicks up a notch with INSANE post-cum clean up. She just can not get enough of gagging on Michaels rod. Her face is covered with all kinds of goo when we fade to the next scene. *** ½


Ice La Fox

From a girl I think is underexposed we now focus our attention on a girl whom I think might be a bit overexposed, Ice La Fox (Azz Fest 2). It‘s scary to think that I used to get off to this girl‘s MOTHER. Ice has a body very similar to Lola in that she is naturally small-breasted but her ass is one you could sit your drink on . She‘s got quite a shelf back there. Alberto Rey and Mickey G. (!?) enter the room to handle their business with this second generation porn slut. Man, did Michaels do his male casting at the Porn Valley Retirement Community or what? Mickey G.? Sean Michaels becomes a director at Platinum X and all of sudden Mickey fuckin’ G starts showing up as a stud. Anyhow, Ice lies back on a silver leather recliner and sucks Alberto while Mickey licks Ice‘s pussy for a bit, making her snake her body like an enchanted cobra, before driving his dick in. Alberto perches himself over her head and continues to ram his cock down her throat. I talk shit about Mickey but damned if he isn‘t giving Ice a good drubbing her mish, stopping occasionally to run his tongue up and down her twat. When he‘s done it‘s Alberto‘s turn to dunk his dick in D‘Angelo‘s daughter doggie (sue me, I love alliteration!) before literally throwing her back to Mickey G, who sits her down reverse cowgirl. She rides Rey cowgirl as well, Mickey G. shoving his pole deep down her throat as she bounces. While Ice appears to be in prime position for double penetration, it never happens. Rey just lifts her off of his lap and puts her ass in the air for Mickey to fuck raw vadge. And what an ass it is.

Ice has changed A LOT since she first started. When I first saw her she was rail thin, no ass to speak of but her intensity was off the charts. Over the years, she‘s filled out nicely but seemingly toned down her searing workrate. As of late, she‘s found a happy medium. She‘s not exactly Jewel De‘Nyle or Francesca Le‘ in terms of sheer ferocity or nastiness (and she still doesn‘t do anal) but she is probably better looking and more comfortable with her nice new body than that lanky teen I saw back in 2001. Ice gets tossed back and forth in a few more positions between the fellas, many times looking like a chicken on a rotisserie spit, before both guys squirt pretty good loads on her “boca,” Alberto Rey producing two back-to-back spurts. ***


Rio Mariah

Is there some sort of law in place that says you can‘t do your first latina-themed movie without casting this woman? Not that I‘m complaining, it just seems suspicious, like she has some sort of sweetheart deal with the mafia or something. “If you make a movie with Spanish broads in it in this town and don’t cast our girl Rio (Make My Butt Cum #3), we’ll break your fuckin’ legs,” I can envision some fat fuck saying to a scrawny and intimidated director. Chica Boom 16, Young Latin Girls 4 and Mamacitas 3 followed shortly thereafter.

Michaels enters wearing another “old pimp“ outfit and begins to caress (insert audible groan here) Rio‘s now-enhanced breasts. She used to have a rack like Ice and Lola. You can now scratch Rio‘s name off of the all-natural list. They‘re not bad at all, not too big, not too small, they‘re just not Rio. Sigh. It also makes Rio the only girl in the flick sportin‘ silicone. Rio wraps her lips around Michaels‘ rod as best she can and attempts to get some blood flowing down there. Once she does, she rides him reverse cowgirl and then bends over the arm of the sofa for some doggie. Michaels has stretched her little fuckhole out a bit, so he targets her ass next. Man, even after all these years that’s still painful to watch. He then rolls her over back onto his lap for some reverse cowgirl anal and then mish. In mish Rio spreads her legs apart super-wide while Michaels thumbs her clit. You can also see Rio‘s fresh scars on the underside of her breasts. A crying shame. Rio works his prick over hard and fast with her hands until Michaels explodes all over her face. ***


Kayla Marie

I’ll admit it. I cheated. Generally when I write a review, you get my genuine first reaction to the movie as I’m seeing it because it is my first time watching it as I type. But in the case of this scene, this is not my first time seeing this. When I got Hot Ass Latinas in my filthy little mitts and saw Kayla Marie’s (Once You Go Black #3) name in the cast I immediately ripped it open and went straight to her scene. And I can’t tell you how happy I was I did it. This scene is nasty. There are no hi’s, hello’s, how are you’s or foreplay. After Kayla introduces herself she soon surrounded by Mark Davis, Mickey G and Chris Charming. And they get straight down to business. Mickey G shoves his cock in her mouth and Charming puts his dick right in her pussy doggie. Kayla actually delights in just how nasty she is, laughing and smiling as she repeatedly deep throats the dicks around her. The guys, meanwhile, are like drunken frat boys, high-fiving one another, shouting encouragement, instructions and offering sexual physical challenges to Kayla: “Deeper, deeper. Slow. Look at me. GOOD GIRL!” “Can you fit both dicks in there?” “How many fingers can you get down your throat?” It’s awesome. Kayla isn’t the least bit bothered by it, getting fucked as good as Belladonna did in Ass Worship 2 by three guys (I even see, dare I say it, shades of Debi Diamond in Kayla), but there’s no anal or DPs here. But that doesn’t mean Kayla doesn’t get worked out. She gets choked, has her tits slapped and her big, fleshy ass smacked until it’s a bright fire engine red. It’s eerily reminiscent of the Voyuer/Everhard/Steele era of Anabolic, so if you were a fan of that stuff, you’ll like this. Kayla takes all three loads right in her mouth and flicks her pierced tongue over the heads of the cocks that aren’t beating her in the face. A must-see for any Kayla Marie fan. **** ½


Cytherea

Ah, it‘s good to be the director. Sean Michaels (wearing a white Kangol) gets the lovely and lithe Cytherea all to himself. At only 22 years of age Cytherea already has a tremendous following. Not only because of her stunning good looks but because of her special talent. When Cytherea cums you know it, because she drenches whatever is in the way of her six-foot spray. This gift isn‘t something new in the world of adult and Cytherea isn‘t even the first and only star blessed with it. (Fallon, from my youth comes to mind and today Lily Thai, Bella Marie Wolfe, Ariana Jollee, Flower and Victoria Givens are also well-known female ejaculators) What sets Cytherea apart is the sheer volume and distance of her explosions. Anyone who saw her head-to-head competition with Flower at KSEX knows that Cytherea is well-deserving of the nickname AVN magazine recently bestowed upon her: The Goddess of Gush.

After a slow and measured blowjob, Cytherea hops up onto Michaels, who‘s lying back on a bed, cowgirl. Michaels‘ large hands make Cytherea‘s tiny ass seem that much smaller when he palms both butt cheeks to guide her down onto his prick. But Cytherea doesn‘t need guidance. She scrambles up off of her knees and onto her feet, riding the shit out of the tip of Michaels‘ cock until we see the first instance of her marking her territory. I bet Michaels wishes he had taken off that fly white shirt now. Dick is her religion and Cytherea just caught the Holy Ghost all over his ass. LORD BE PRAISED! I‘m sorry, I don‘t mean to be blasphemous but seeing Cytherea quake uncontrollably like that does something to me. And it does something to Michaels, too. Fucking Cytherea, who‘s already so orgasmic, must be an ego thing for guys. Because once she squirts, guys are like sharks who smell blood in the water. They do their damndest to make her cum again and again, like there‘s some kind of running contest to see who can make her cum the most. Michaels does make her squirt a few more times, once in doggie where she jumps forward like a kid playing leap frog and a few more times mish, where she erupts and squirts a tall stream back over her own head. She even gets herself off one last time as Michaels shoots a disappointing deposit onto her stomach. But who cares about him? This scene and any scene she‘s in is all about Cytherea‘s freakish forte‘. *** ½


Prilla & Layla Rivera

Prilla and Layla introduce themselves and start off with some a hot g/g sixty-nine. Michaels pops his head into the scene, wearing a dark blue, striped bucket hat. Well, at least it‘s not a beret. He kisses Prilla and then helps her eat Layla‘s pussy. Undressed, he stands on the bed and lets the girls share his cock while exchanging wet sloppy kisses with each other. The girls then lie back and let Michaels drill them mish while they caress each other, lick each other‘s nipples and play with their pussies. Sean climbs on the bed to spoon Layla next and I realize he‘s spending a lot of time with his dick in Layla. Prilla‘s clearly the cuter of the two, Layla being very thin and a bit horse-faced, but Layla‘s a little more sexual aggressive. She rides Michaels reverse cowgirl for a bit before finally handing him over to Prilla who gets some reverse cowgirl action as well. Layla won‘t be denied, though. She‘s a busy body who‘s constantly inserting herself in the action. No sooner than Prilla is riding Sean, Layla throws her leg over and gets on top of Prilla‘s lap and STEALS Michaels‘ dick from her and starts riding him cowgirl with Prilla jammed in between them. That‘s impressive. Taking full advantage of the two girl fantasy, Michaels puts the girls side by side, bent over and he alternates fucking them both DEEP doggie. Prilla‘s a looker but she‘s getting the scene STOLEN from her by the antics of Layla Rivera here. Michaels lies them down next to one another again mish, railing Layla into an alternate dimension. The girls share his load on their faces, but ONLY when Layla is done. ***


Extras:

A photo gallery, trailers (The Pussy Is Not Enough, Spread‘Em Wide, Feeling Black and Spit Shined #2), web access and boner footage in the form of:

a BONUS SCENE with:
Melanie Jagger

Wearing a see-through blue lingerie nightie, Melanie Jagger stands in the middle of a room caressing her enormous pierced breasts. Certain other parts of Jagger are also constantly expanding and Jagger is probably the largest I’ve ever seen her here. She treading dangerously close to BBW. Still sexy, though. It somewhat suits her; makes her look like the whore next door. Michaels walks in wearing a damn SUIT with a CANE. Damn. After a typically wonderful blowjob from Mel, she rides Michaels reverse cowgirl. Her heft is visible around her midsection (even with her top still on) and her legs are enormous. Her thunder thighs are beyond thick. Still sexy, though. Really, nobody does reverse cowgirl like Mel. Seeing Michaels able to grope her flopping tits makes it all the more hotter. Mish is next and Jagger‘s starting to develop one of those fat girl pussies; the kind where her pussy starts to look like the Grand Canyon and the pussy lips are hidden inside because of all the extra flab protruding further than her labia do. Mel‘s still the shit, though. She‘s rubbing at her pussy like a DJ scratching a record. Michaels flips her over for doggy and Lord, does Melanie have some colossal butt cheeks now. Sean‘s gonna get lost in there if he‘s not careful. Before you know it, Michaels is balls deep in Melanie mish again, this time in her ass. She really gets off on this, her big tits (and stomach) flopping around wildly before she sucks his cock A2M, forcing it to the back of her throat. Michaels is doing his best Justin Slayer impersonation, keeping his sunglasses on throughout this scene. He fucks her ass doggie, which sends her eyes rolling back in her head, before she sucks his cock A2M again, gets her tits fucked and then jerks his payload all over her face. Clocking in at exactly twenty-eight minutes, this was good enough to be in the main movie, but Melanie probably fucked herself out of that honor by spending too much time at In & Out instead of the gym. If you don‘t mind that, though, the scene itself is typical Jagger -- searing and exceptional. No matter how much weight she puts on, she never loses one ounce of enthusiasm. ****


Comments:

Let‘s look at a breakdown of the scenes here: six scenes in the main feature, four of them are one-on-one encounters and feature only one male performer, the director, Sean Michaels. The other two are a two-on-one tag team affair and the other is a three-on-one decimation, both of which include Mickey G. So if that doesn‘t ruin your day, you‘re in for quite a movie. Lola, Ice, Rio, Kayla Marie and Cytherea are all boxcover-worthy stars in their own right, so to line them all up, one right after the other, for a single outing is nothing short of amazing. Michaels has spoiled you here if you like latinas. It‘s a good mix of semi-new and established talent he has going on and you get hot newcummer Prilla and her buddy, Layla Rivera tagging along for the ride to close it all out. THEN you get a full-length scene with a personal fave of mine, Melanie Jagger as an added bonus. The sheer amount of material earns this DVD an extra half a snowflake. So if you‘re all about more bang for the buck, I don‘t see you finding a better disc any time soon that‘s going to give you seven really hot scenes with an all-star procession of girls like this one. This is an investment that pays instant dividends.

Crucifixio Jones