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Boxcover for Private X-Treme 13: A Woman's Ass Is a Beautiful Thing
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alex Sanders, Byron Long, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Flick Shagwell, Jasmine Lynn, Ben English, Katsuni, Cameron James [I] (female), Gia Paloma, Marco Banderas, Laurel Berry
Studio: Private
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Release date: 8/10/2004
Private X-Treme 13: A Woman's Ass Is a Beautiful Thing review summaries:
picman's
review from 8/23/2004:
  Prologue Over the last couple of years Skeeter Kerkove has produced some highly regarded, analcentric smut. For some reason that's hard to explain, I have never seen any of it. I don't know if it's because he comes off like a snake oil salesman at a medicine show or if it's just not the right combinations of performers and the narrow nature of his particular niche. I do know that I'm not completely pleased with his regular cast of male talent and this video is no different in that regard. What is different here is that it's a Private production, which usually is indicative of an innate technical quality. They usually get robotic performances from the most beautiful women in all of smutville and in the nicest locales. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Cum Fart Cocktails
(4.5 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Brandon Iron, Jon Dough, Tony T., Maxine, Michael Stefano, Selena Silver, Jake Malone, Roxy Jezel, Leah Luv, Gia Paloma, Lee Ann, Victoria Sin, Tyla Wynn, Naudia Nyce, Katja Kassin, Dawn Ivy
Directed by: Jake Malone
Release date: 8/9/2004
Cum Fart Cocktails review summaries:
Dawg69's
review from 1/29/2014:
If you like nasty, grotesque, sleezee, slimy shit, then cum right in! [read the full review]
mr october's
review from 4/17/2005:
CUMFART COCKTAILS Directed by Jake Malone. This movie combines the themes of ass cream pies and cum eating through the method of having one girl expell the male's cum from her ass into the other girl's mouth. Scenes 1,2 and 3 feature a heavy emphasis on anal sex while scenes 4 and 5 seem to feature anal sex for about half the scene and vaginal sex for the other half. All scenes feature constant breaks for ass to mouth. All scenes begin with a short sequence of tease or masturbation as well as interaction between the two girls with the males joining the scene later. When I first heard of this movie, I thought that it sounds like a great concept but will they actually be able to pull it off? I am very happy to answer yes. The action in this movie is very professionally done. The cumfarts are very well done. The cum is clearly visible during the time it is passed from one girl's ass to the other girl's mouth. [read the full review]
cv's
review from 3/2/2005:
Do you like your sex hard, nasty, and rough? Personally, the answer for me is "sometimes". Everyone has their limits, and sometimes I find myself not enjoying something that others might relish. For me, I find that director Jake Malone treads the line of hot/not hot; it'll be interesting to see which side of the fence he lands on more frequently. If you're not keen on ass fucking or anal creampies, you should probably tune out though. Roxy Jezel, Tyla Wynn, Brandon Iron Roxy is dressed up in fetish wear (black gloves, red skirt) and punching the crap out of a boxing dummy in the backyard while smoking a cigarette. Abruptly, she's indoors and quickly Tyla Wynn has a buttplug filling her ass. Tyla's the dom here with her leather cat-o'-nine-tails. Of course, A2M with the buttplug is part of the fun and I'm sure we'll be seeing more of that. Roxy takes on Brandon's big Canadian sausage in a spit-soaked self-induced throat fucking session. He sinks his dick into Roxy's ass doggy style, and after a couple of pumps, Tyla's enjoying the taste. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for School Of Porn
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rebecca Bardoux, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Kelle Marie, Mick Blue, Tristan Seagal, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Michelle B., Gia Paloma, Shy Love, Mario Rossi, Benjamin Brat
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Release date: 7/25/2004
School Of Porn review summaries:
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
review from 3/11/2005:
School of Porn Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: January 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise 1st off. I have to give props to the badest sistah ever to play this game, Cinnabunz. I remember on her old site, she had an actual porn school that you could sign up for. It was the 1st time I heard of such a thing, and maybe VCA decided to use her idea. Roxy Jewel Pound for pound, she may posses the most ass ever seen on an Asian, but Roxy is not what I would call gifted. Some may want to challenge that statement, but please understand that beauty and chemistry are two separate gifts, and you dont need one for the other. In my book, this was overacted and showed me what happens when you pair to random stars together and cross your fingers. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 6/10 Michelle B. Underrated is the only word I can use to describe Ms. B. Beauty, body and brains are all areas this girl is overlooked in. This scene also was heightened by a cameo from one of the most underrated women to grace the biz. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Lezbo A-Go-Go
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Terri Summers, Jezebelle Bond, Felix Vicious, Jennifer Luv, Tanya James, Jamie Brooks, Breanne, Charisma Cole, Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Release date: 7/4/2004
Previews: Previews
Lezbo A-Go-Go review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 9/10/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 02 / 2004 Director: Antonio Passolini Cast: Breanne, Charisma Cole, Felix Vicious, Gia Jordan, Gia Paloma, Jamie Brooks, Jennifer Luv, Jezebelle Bond, Katja Kassin, Tanya James, and Terri Summers The Short Story Initial Expectations: With Passolini behind the camera and the group of ladies hes put together in front of it, I cant help but have high expectations! Initial Reaction: Its easily the worst Passolini Ive seen. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting artistic girl - girl action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straightforward camera work The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual, VCA has put some very nice effort into their technical aspects. The audio is clean and clear, although it doesnt always match the video due to some of the effects. The video is a bit artistic at times, but is nicely lit and free of grain. Music: The music varies both in style and substance from scene to scene. [read the full review]
Boxcover for 18 and Easy (Excessive Entertainment / VCA)
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Kimberly Kane, Sascha, Kayla Paige, Kris Slater, Sarah Blue, Jayna Oso, Hollie Stevens, Gia Paloma, Porsha Blaze, Seth Dickens
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Release date: 6/23/2004
Previews: Previews
18 and Easy (Excessive Entertainment / VCA) review summaries:
dandaman's
review from 5/17/2005:
18 & Easy Studio: VCA Category: Barely Legal Director: F. J. Lincoln Starring: Brian Surewood, Kimberly Kane, Sascha, Kayla Paige, Holly Stevens, Kris Slater, Sarah Blue, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Porsha Blaze, Seth Dickens Synopsis 18 and easy is an easy to digest porn flick with the teen kinkie as a mayor attraction, the girls all look young. Including Gia and Jayna Oso. Two big names right now. We go from the dark aisolated location to the gym, they will do most of the time vaginal sex, Gia and Jayna will take it up the rump. Scene 1- Kimberly, Porscha This scene is set in the back of a pick up truck in a aisolated location. The guy got a dual BJ and give some pussy love to one of the girls who is also the first one to jump for an RC, follow by her friend CG, he must be in a hurry because he shots right away from there. This one could be better just B/G. [read the full review]
Boxcover for University Co-Eds 41: Full Service Car Wash
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Lee Stone, Rene, Brett Rockman, Ashley Blue, Avena Lee, Mason Storm, Gia Paloma, Alec Knight
Studio: Dane
Directed by: Drew Rose
Release date: 6/16/2004
Previews: Previews
University Co-Eds 41: Full Service Car Wash review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
review from 9/20/2004:
University Coeds #41 might be the best volume of this long-running series in quite a while. While Dane Productions has never been near the top of my favorites list, this offering is solid. The plot, such as it is, revolves around girls trying to raise money with a car wash. Of course, their idea of service includes fucking as well as cleaning the interior. Ashley Blue, Gia Paloma, Mason Storm (she of the huge tits), Avena Lee, and Renee Pornero (wearing her brown hair in pigtails) take on five different guys in 1-on-1s that all end in facials. Gia also takes it up the butt, and got a chuckle from me when, after giving Kurt Lockwood some terrific post-cum head, hangs a small air freshener around his cock. So choose the super wash with this volume and get your white walls (and your pipes) cleaned out good! The DVD offers the following extras: Fetish Menu, Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, and Contact info. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Un-Natural Sex 12
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Strong, Tony T., Jay Ashley, Alberto Rey, Steve Holmes, Brian Pumper, Taylor Rain, Jackie Moore, Cameron James [I] (female), Gia Paloma, Melissa Lauren, Luissa Rosso
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Chico Wang
Release date: 6/7/2004
Previews: Previews
Un-Natural Sex 12 review summaries:
mr october's
review from 6/11/2004:
RATING SUMMARY: in regard to the performers and their appearances, no one's looks or actions should detract from a scene. i don't expect a/v quality to be flawless, however everything should be clearly visible and audible. the dvd should have some extra content worth watching more than once. (needs more than trailers and photo gallery.) there is no plot or acting whatsoever in this movie. the "what its worth" amount is an approximate retail price. THE FEATURE: un-natural sex is an non-traditional (oral and anal sex, some group, but no 1 on 1 vaginal sex) sex themed movie. i am perhaps more familiar with this series of movies than any other. i have seen the first ten and while i liked the first edition directed by chico wang (#10,) i thought it was a step down compared to previous editions. nevertheless, i have heard good things about this particular movie and thought i would give it a chance. SCENE 1: gia paloma with jon strong and steve holmes. solo introduction. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Throat Gaggers 6
(3.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Erik Everhard, Tony T., Keiko, Malorie Marx, Cailey Taylor, Selena Silver, Jake Malone, Dick Tracy, Alex Divine, Scarlet O'Whora, Gia Paloma, Audrey Hollander, Eva Angelina, Otto Bauer, Richard Kline
Directed by: Jake Malone
Release date: 6/7/2004
Throat Gaggers 6 review summaries:
RLD Fiend's
review from 8/20/2005:
Throat Gaggers 6 Studio: Red Light District Director: Jake Malone Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:14:03 Extras: Behind the Scenes and Bonus Scenes (0:40:32) Starring: Eva Angelina (Cover Girl) Alex Devine Selena Silver Keiko Gia Paloma Cailey Taylor Malorie Marx Scarlet O'Whora Audrey Hollander Kelly Gray Faith Adams Themes: Oral, Rough After reviewing a faceless parade of sub-par porn for a few days, I was determined to do a thoroughly positive review for once. For this I turn to my favorite porn company Red Light District, and one of their classics. Well, "Throat Gaggers 6" is not really a classic yet, being produced only one year ago. However it is one of the greatest gonzo porn movies in recent memory. The "Throat Gaggers" series is one of my favorites but it is not for the faint of heart. The girls involved are very submissive and are subjected to some extremely messy and nasty sessions of face-fucking where their heads are roughly treated like sex toys. [read the full review]
cv's
review from 7/2/2004:
This movie is about rough oral sex: bulging cheeks, skull fucking, lots of slobber, smeared makeup, and even some moments that will make the women's eyes water. I'm all about seeing the chicks look great and having a great time, so this might be too extreme for me. There's a good lineup of female talent in this movie, so I'm willing to give Jake Malone's series for Red Light District a shot. It'll be interesting to see who can really stand this kind of rough action. The feature Hot Aussie Selena Silver is hanging out at the RLD warehouse, sitting on a couch, rubbing her pussy. Before long, the guys unleash their cocks for some vigorous, rough, dominant blowjobs. For a while, she's upside down and saliva is running past her nose to her forehead. The guys look rather dorky wearing just their shoes. The first load is pretty big and lands messily in her mouth and on her face; we get a nice view of her playing with the cum. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/26/2004:
Well it's cool when a series lives up to its premise and folks Jake Malone certainly puts the throat in gaggers if you get my drift! Ever since he's taken over this series the girls have really been put through their paces and the results are never pretty but the lasting image is perfect for fans of the rough blowjob-- that is the girls face is a mess of cum, spit, makeup, perhaps a few tears. If you are at all squeamish about girls being treated roughly then this dvd is one you'll probably want to think twice about viewing. Personally I love watching girls suck cock but not to the extreme this act is taken here. Having said that I fully appreciate the effort Jake and the girls put into each scene so the willingness of the girls to totally give themselves over helps watching the scene otherwise I'd not watch at all. Two of ADT's own, Keiko and Selena Silver, are among the throats to be roughed up. So to give you an idea of what to expect I'll go over a couple of the scenes then briefly surmise the remaining bit of throat debauchery. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Riot Sluts
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Brandon Iron, Erik Everhard, Frank Gun, Domineko, Mandy Bright, Ariana Jollee, Katrina Kraven, Kami Andrews, Gia Paloma, Doni Blast, K.K.
Directed by: Mason
Release date: 5/30/2004
Riot Sluts review summaries:
Coyote22's
review from 7/27/2004:
Reviewed By: Coyote22   INITIAL THOUGHTS: After a long period of wanting to see this film I finally got the chance. Now Ive heard a lot about this film from many people which has perked my interest in it. There is a good cast lined up and for some a highly anticipated one! The one I speak of is Arianas first Interracial scene. Ive never been one to really care whether or not a scene is Interracial and really dont know why it is such a big deal (sex is sex) but everyone has their tastes. This is my first Mason experience with her behind the camera and to date I have only seen her perform. Well Im getting anxious so with a special thanks to Mason herself on with the review! VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was well done and was in full frame. [read the full review]
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
review from 7/18/2004:
My personal preference is to see a movie before I read a review. This allows me to give my most unbiased review. In this case, I hadnt read reviews, but I have seen the 4-5 star ratings on this title. This was not a title I planned on reviewing. At the time of release, I think Kami was the only star that I was a fan of. I know Katrina has been around for a while, but Im not sure if I had seen her work at that point. Based on the box cover, this was a title that I was going to have to pass on. At this point, its obvious that I have seen this title, so lets start the riot! This was Gonzo meets MTV. It was a stylish, planned out, cohesive, but not over produced piece. Its the evolution of Gonzo, Gonzo with a theme. Mason created a digital playground for these eager stars to explore. Katrina & Gia [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Ive never seen Gia before, but I read on AVN today that she lost about 50lbs prior to entering porn. Both she and Katrina have ghetto ass, and I just wanted to fall in face first. Katrina was much more made up than usual. [read the full review]
cv's
review from 7/5/2004:
Platinum X Picture's Riot Sluts is director Mason's latest entry to the rough sex category. On some of the Internet message boards, there has been discussion about a woman making a movie such as this. Personally, this is a non-issue; I really couldn't care less about the race/sex/age/nationality/zodiac symbol/blood type of the director, as long as hot girls have hot sex, who look like they're having a good time. Another cloud of excitement that surrounds this film is Ariana Jollee's much-ballyhooed interracial debut. As I really don't care about the cock color, this is another non-issue for me. However, I'm curious to see if these actors can render Mason's artistic vision into something visually appealing and strokable. There's no plot in the 133 minutes of Riot Sluts; each scene is a separate rough sex vignette featuring some tough cookies. Scene 1: Gia Paloma & Katrina Kraven Mason (the camera) catches Katrina pissing boy-style (standing) in an alley. She and her bad girl pal Gia bash a car's windows then start with some rough girl-girl action. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Artcore: House Of Whores (Anabolic)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Belladonna, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Gia Paloma, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Chiquita
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Su
Release date: 5/29/2004
Previews: Previews
Artcore: House Of Whores (Anabolic) review summaries:
picman's
review from 6/9/2004:
Artcore: House Of Whores Prologue Here's the hype, Chico Wang's announcement to ADT: I'm proud to unveil Anabolic Director Sal Genoa's secret project. Under wraps for months, he has given me the go-ahead to unveil it to everyone out there. With a release date of May 31, 2004, his new project is entitled artcore. This is a unique project coming from Sal Genoa who has experimented with stylistic film nuances and applied them to pornography. With a thread and theme coursing its way throughout the entire video, I personally cannot call it a gonzo and, at the same time, I cannot consider it feature. I believe that this project will set a standard for a new genre that'll be tentatively called artcore. There is no structure to this video. It is a constant barrage of sex and hardcore filth that'll explode your senses and your testicles. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
(3.8 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Alex Sanders, Chris Charming, Scott Lyons, Lyla Lei, Crystal Ray, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Britney Madison, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Release date: 5/25/2004
Previews: Previews
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang review summaries:
phoenix1's
review from 12/17/2004:
Summary I rented this specifically to see Britney because I know how dirty she can talk and up the ass is a requirement for her. This is a trashy film and I did a lot of fast forwarding through this movie. Every scene is shot in a small room with funky lighting. The guys are poor performers. The women are not great on the eyes. The women are expected to be submissive and its do this now, do that now, I dont care if youre enjoying yourself or not. The girls really didn't say anything because the guys didn't want to listen to them. Thats not what I want to watch. Every movie in this scene is based on the same concept so you know exactly what to expect. Every girl is dressed in thigh-high boots, a satin corset and shoulder-length gloves. Right away this disappoints me. I want to see some skin. There is no easing into each scene with a little foreplay like you would see in a Jules Jordan movie. Every scene immediately starts off with these guys fascination with the butt pump and every girl has one inserted and pumped up. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 7/26/2004:
First off it must be mentioned how hot this cover is, fucking incredible with three sizzling babes all showing off their asses which have earned the Skeeter Kerkove seal of approval! Gia Paloma: Well we start with a girl truly making a name for herself in 2004. If you click on the sub menu option for her scene you see six boxes and moving over each gives you a simple word or two describing what happens in that chapter. So you have an intro, buttplug, blowjob, anal, double penetration, and finally the pop shots. Sounds like a full plate and you can look forward to this for each scene!! As for Gia she is literally smoking as we see her appear wearing some hot red lingerie. Skeeter provides some great ass moving shots of Gia and of course he gets hands on even kissing the bootie. The buttplug is worked in easily and soon she's engulfing a stiff cock with her mouth. Lighting was a minor concern for me on this dvd and I took a little off for that reason. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 7/14/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 3 / 9 / 2004 Director: Skeeter Kerkove Cast: Crystal Ray, Britney Madison, Gia Paloma, Jayna Oso, Lyla Lei, Alex Sanders, Bad Bob, Benjamin Brat, Chris Charming, Dave Hardman, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, and of course, Skeeter Kerkove hosting the entire extravaganza The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash has been doing some really good things lately, and Skeeter has impressed me from the first time I saw him behind the camera. Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Theres a few very minor problems, but its still another great movie from Skeeter. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hard and nasty sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a variety of sex styles or top notch technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Cumstains 3
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Nico, John Strong, Cassandra, David Perry, Mike Foster, Alexa, Jon Dough, Alexis Taylor, Sophia, Angelica, Claudio, Envy, Frank Gun, Byron Long, Charmane Star, Guy DiSilva, Nikita, Rayveness, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Darren James, Tiffany, Chris Charming, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Tony Michaels, Cherokee, Angelika, Mark Wood, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lea de Mae, Nomi, Lee Stone, Kimberly Kane, Sledge Hammer, Trinity, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Christina Bella, Rita Faltoyano, Vivienne Laroche, Sharon Wild, Friday, Mr. Pete, August, Jessica Fiorentino, Britney, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Kathy Anderson, Manuel Ferrara, Neeo, Nina Dolci, Estella, Mark Ashley, Julia Crow, Mandy Bright, Brittney Skye, Anthony Hardwood, Michael Stefano, Gisselle, Taylor Rain, Avy Scott, Barrett Blade, Luisa de Marco, Alexis Malone, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Sascha, Julie Robbins, Jane Darling, Renee Pornero, Steven French, Juan Cuba, Greg Centauro, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Laura Lion, Elizabeth Lawrence, Gia Jordan, Shawnie, Roxy Jezel, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Jayna Oso, Lani Kaluha, Nautica Thorn, Vicky Vette, Katrina Kraven, Dana Vespoli, Cameron James [I] (female), Barbara Summer, Gina Blue, Alexa May, Janet Alfano, Daria Glower, Kami Andrews, Maria Sun, Scarlet O'Whora, Gia Paloma, Rick Patrick, Shy Love, Joachim Kessef, Lena Juliett, Christie Lee, Lani Lei, Isabel Ice, Iyesha, Vicki J, Melissa Lauren, Lee Ann, Tamira, Merlee, Penelope Flowers, Demi Cool, Jayna Woods, Jean Val Jean, Heather Gables, Eve Laurence, Lisa Lee, Angel Dark, Clarissa May, Malicia Parker, Melissa Black, Luccia, Heather Hunt, Janet Peron, Nicki Hunter, Csoky Ice, Tifany (hungary), Haley Paige, Daphne Rosen, Cherry Poppens, Dieter Von Stein, Katja Kassin
Release date: 5/14/2004
Previews: Previews
Cumstains 3 review summaries:
scipio's
review from 11/6/2007:
Each "chapter" lasts only about a minute or so. The formula is a mostly-different mostly-faceless guy's dick being sucked and jerked off by either the girl(s) or himself off for the final seconds, before depositing his seed on the face/breasts/mouth of the lucky lady or ladies in question. Most scenes feature one faceless ejaculating penis, some feature two or even more. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Army Of Ass 3
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Lyla Lei, Steven French, Dwayne Cummings, Gia Jordan, Kami Andrews, Gia Paloma
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Grip Johnson
Release date: 5/12/2004
Army Of Ass 3 review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 8/3/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 77 min. (Cover states Approximate Running Time: 90 min., which is about right for a total DVD run time) Production Date: 3 / 24 / 2004, 4 / 5, 8 / 2004 Director: Grip & Cram Johnson Cast: Gia Jordan, Gia Paloma, Kami Andrews, Lyla Lei, Dwayne Cummings, Steven French, and Trevor The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive been pretty impressed with what Ive seen of this series. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its another very good installment of the series. Who Should Watch It : Anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting group anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is very clear and very well balanced, although there are a couple spots where it gets a little scratchy. The video is just as good, with scenes that are nicely lit and which barely have any grain or camera motion. This is a very nice looking feature. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Fully Loaded (Platinum X)
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Elizabeth Lawrence, Gia Paloma, Lena Juliett, Melissa Lauren, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Release date: 5/10/2004
Previews: Previews
Fully Loaded (Platinum X) review summaries:
DreamWeaver's
review from 6/2/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Platinum X Pictures Fully Loaded General Summary Theme All sex theme with internals. Expectations As of lately, Platinum X Pictures DVD's have been varying in quality, both in scenes and the technical merits, so my expectations are mixed with this release. I'm still expecting above average camera work, pleasant settings and a decent line-up of girls with an elevated amount of energy in each scene but there have been issues with the technical merits raging from good to poor in quality. More specifically, the picture characteristics with double imaging effects, blurred images and at times, dull colors. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/24/2004:
Well I must say Melissa is a vision on the dvd's cover. I see a fine cast has been assembled and all five girls will be taking three guys each so there won't be a shortage of cock! Without further ado let's see what happens when a girl gets, "Fully Loaded!" Lena Julliett: This first scene starts with her sitting on a stool and Michael Stefano is already behind Lena caressing over her body plus we see a fine shot of her ass while she reaches back to stroke over his covered cock. A little kissing follows and Lena really gets into jerking his now uncovered cock. Next Michael picks her up and we get a hot ground level of cowgirl. Moving to a couch Lena gets comfortable and John Strong now joins in and starts thrusting hard into her in mish and our third cock belonging to Steve Holmes gets jammed into Lena's mouth. A dp then follows in cowgirl and you'll hear lots of talking. A very nice RCDP follows plus Lena sucks off the third schlong. A little dual A2M & P2M gets shot before we see a standing dp. [read the full review]
Sanchez 1960's
review from 5/14/2004:
Introduction I was certainly looking forward to this title and I had it on pre order since it was announced. Michael Stefano makes some excellent movies; there is no doubt about that! I have lately been refusing to buy PlatinumX pictures dvds lately do a certain issuebut this one was just too good to be missed (more on the issue later)! Scene 1 First up is Lena Julliett whom is played with by Michael for a few minutes, nothing great happening here but then some guy and Steve Holmes (with his new gangster hair cut that guy just cracks me up) come along to do a 3 on 1 to this lovely girl. Some nice DP here with good camera work, then comes along the Double Pussy! The scene ends with a cream pie (obviously) and Lena pissing as she squeezes out the hot juice. The scene would be a 9 but the pissing put me off and now I think its worthy of a 8.5! Scene 2 Second up is Nikki Hunter, quite an attractive blonde girl. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Anal Perversions 3 (Digital Sin)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alberto Rey, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Brittany Star, Selena Silver, Katsuni, Gia Paloma, Lena Juliett, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Release date: 5/7/2004
Previews: Previews
Anal Perversions 3 (Digital Sin) review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 7/23/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 114 min. Production Date: 10 / 23 / 2003, 10 / 30 / 2003. 11 / 20 / 2003, 11 / 25 / 2003, and 2 / 19 / 2004 Director: Jonni Darko Cast: Brittaney Star, Gia Paloma, Katsumi, Lena Juliette, Selena Silver, Alberto Rey, Benjamin Brat, Manuel Ferrara, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, Steve Holmes, and Steve Hooper The Short Story Initial Expectations: Although this series hasnt really impressed me, Ive been happy enough with Jonni Darko that I cant pass it by. Initial Reaction: Its not quite perverse, but it is nicely done and possibly my favorite installment of this series so far. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos a fan of anal action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of nastier anal action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise through the movie. The video is also nicely done for the most part. Almost all of it is nicely lit and free of grain. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Quick Draw
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mark Wood, Kristal Summers, Jasmine Lynn, Devon Michaels, Gia Paloma, Shy Love, Essy Moore, Shauna, Sarah Rosenberg
Studio: Nxt Levl
Directed by: Mark Wood
Release date: 5/6/2004
Previews: Previews
Quick Draw review summaries:
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
review from 12/5/2006:
Quick Draw Cock Your Pistol, Potna! Director: Mark Wood Studio: Le Wood Running: 120 min Genre: Gonzo - Freestyle Release: 2004 In most cases I try to figure out what the title itself means to the contents of the DVD In this case Im not sure, but my assumption is with 10 scenes that these scenes cut to the chase and leave out the usual filler that we are forced to suffer through in porn. I saw this title at least a year ago, but knew I had to review based on a couple key elements that Ill bring up as we go along. That said, holster your weapon, this is the PCP transmission of Quick Draw. Scene Breakdowns: Jasmine The title starts out with Jasmine Lynn. Last time I saw her, she was suffering from a serious Negro Problem. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Grand Theft Anal 4: Ari
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: David Perry, Chris Charming, Joel Lawrence, Mark Wood, Sharon Wild, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Tristan Seagal, Roxy Jezel, Vicky Vette, Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Release date: 5/3/2004
Previews: Previews
Grand Theft Anal 4: Ari review summaries:
pornopunk's
review from 6/2/2004:
Im a fan of the All-Anal genre, so knowing that all the girls get their asses fucked is a plus. The cast is packed with some hot asses that I want to see getting fucked, another plus. All the scenes start with a little interview, but Im only covering the action. I rate on a scale on 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Gia Paloma) Gia is a very cute brunette with a nice body. I love her attitude and was instantly attracted to her. After some sexy masturbation she gives Mark a world class blowjob. This girl has got some good deepthroating skills. She then climbs aboard for some cowgirl. Her ass looks great full of cock in this position. Shes a damn good rider too. Doggiestyle is next. the best shots here is when he picks up one leg. Her lickable pussy looks awesome when shes on top in reverse cowgirl. This leads to a nicely shot spoon that lets the viewer stare at her gourgeous tits. She gives more heart-stopping head before Mark squirts cum all over Gias pretty face. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/3/2004:
Well here we have the latest in Zero's anal only series and I was pleasantly surprised to see Brittney Skye was in this along with a few other gals I really enjoy Katja Kassin being one. No fucking around with the pussy here, nope our target zone for this dvd is the female ass and Zero has brought in some familiar fellas to supply the wood so let's rev up our engines and take these babes out for a spin. Gia Paloma: As tires are heard screeching Gia's pretty face appears on the screen and we listen as Quaze gets in a few words with this hottie and Gia plays along nicely. There are also ample shots of her curves and being outside the lighting isn't optimum but it improves greatly once they head inside where Gia heats up fingering herself. The moans of pleasure ring true to my ears plus Quasarman gets up close with the shots which I really like. Gia also furiously fingers her ass licking them clean. Mark Wood slides in already hard so the bj starts out at a high level with Gia doing some no hands sucking while continuing to finger her ass. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Gia Has A Negro Problem 3
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Julian St. Jox, Byron Long, Darren James, Sledge Hammer, Alicia Rhodes, Jasmine Lynn, Scarlet O'Whora, Gia Paloma, Heather Pink
Studio: Le Wood
Directed by: Francesca Le
Release date: 4/20/2004
Previews: Previews
Gia Has A Negro Problem 3 review summaries:
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
review from 11/26/2006:
Gia Poloma Has A Negro Problem Is That A Nigga In Your Ass!?! Director: Francesca Le Studio: Le Wood Running: 110 min Genre: Classic Nigga Lovin Release: 2004 Is there anything more offensive than porn? If anything is it has to be a racial slur. That said, Le Wood has the most explosive mix of sex and politically correct banter to make even the most liberal democrat put down his issue of High Times and take notice. Ill be honest, in the right mouth the N Word can be a beautiful thing. Come on brothas how many of you would have loved to been anal doggy style on Nina Hartley with her looking back at you saying Pack dat ass nicca. You know you would have left a load worthy of the kinkiest crime scene. When it comes to white women and the N Word, Im on a quest. Ive fucked a blonde haired, blue eyes big booty Mormon mom in the ass, in Utah, nonetheless, and she loved to let the N word fly. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Steve Holmes' Perversions
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: John Strong, Jewel De'Nyle, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Jackie Moore, Ariana Jollee, Hypnotic, Gia Paloma, Sara Rose
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Release date: 3/31/2004
Steve Holmes' Perversions review summaries:
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
review from 8/3/2005:
Steve holmes' Perversions Running Time: 120 min. est The Pocketcomb Premise Pocketcomb Lovin back up in you yet again! I would assume if you are on this site pervert is a moniker that you are familiar with. People here have called me all kinds of insulting names because I have an open love for both gonzo and anal theme movies. Im a man, and as a man I want to fuck. I dick dip my woman at least three times a day. Twice before I shut my eyes at night, and I wake up with the roosters doing the cock walk, not to mention the weekend nooner and weekday Honey, Im Home lovin. As a single man my goal was to hit as many women as possible and it wasnt unheard of to tap 4-6 different asses a week. Call me what you want, but some might say I have something in common with todays top talent. Ariana Jolie I dont know if better legs are in the business today. It doesnt end there either. This girl has ass enough to crush cantaloupes. [read the full review]
Coyote22's
review from 5/6/2004:
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: With all of these perversions titles coming out how is one to know just how perverted such a title is? Well from the perverted titles I have seen, not many are. What is perverted? I think that it differs from person to person but my idea would be something along these lines: Things that arent done too often in regular gonzo films such as an anal cream pie that is pushed out onto another womans body or mouth, using food in some way or another, maybe a bit of pissing, licking a gaping asshole repeatedly, fisting, all and all things that would be different than every day gonzo. Yes I know that some of these things do happen, but it doesnt happen often none the less all in one film. Thankfully we have a title from Steve Holmes, who I believe is and can be on the perverted side. I myself am perverted and any woman who I have been with will say the same thing. Now we perverted types look for something each in our own way so it is hard to satisfy us all and Im fine with that. So beings I have laid out a few things that I am [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 4/8/2004:
This release makes the first solo directing effort by Steve Holmes. Having seen a lot of his work I feel confident he will get a good scene from each girl cast. When you have Jewel De'Nyle and Ariana among the babes we will be seeing I say chances are good we will be stroking a lot!! Any fan of Steve knows what to look out for when he is in the scene and if this happens to be your first exposure to Mr. Holmes then sit back and get ready to be impressed. Ariana Jollee: A nice outdoor location greets us to start and the camera slowly pans around until we see the striking figure of Ariana standing in the doorway. I must say she's looking as gorgeous as ever and the dress you see on the cover looks even better when seen live! The dress is easy to see thru and we watch as Ariana seductively walks around for awhile. YOu see a fire going behind her and when the view gets up close on Ariana caressing herself I suspect you'll be feeling a fire down below!! This opening tease lasts longer than usual which may or may not dampen your hard on. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Double Reamed & Creamed
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alex Sanders, Phyllisha Anne, Sophia, Julian St. Jox, Byron Long, Chris Charming, Wesley Pipes, Scott Lyons, Sledge Hammer, Dic Tracy, Mr. Pete, Billy Banks, Jessica Dee, Lauren Phoenix, Gia Paloma
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Alex Sanders
Release date: 3/26/2004
Double Reamed & Creamed review summaries:
Coyote22's
review from 4/29/2004:
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: Mayhem has always impressed me one way or another. Whether its the sexy girls, rough sex, or a combination of the two mayhem delivers. Alex Sanders brings us this film entitled Double Reamed and Creamed, one that I am looking forward to seeing! VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in a full frame presentation and was rather clear. The audio was in stereo and was good as well. THEMES: Anal, ATM, Toys, Interracial, DP, Oral EXTRAS: Trailers (mr. petes p.o.v. perversions, stick it where the sun dont shine, assploitations 2, sodomy cream pies, full throttle anal), Bios, Interviews, Pop Shots, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes (5:18) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the perfor [read the full review]
Boxcover for Lipstick N Lingerie
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Julian, Sean Michaels, Sophia, Darren James, Steve Holmes, Rita Faltoyano, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Elizabeth Lawrence, Gia Paloma
Directed by: Julian
Release date: 3/24/2004
Previews: Previews
Lipstick N Lingerie review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 5/5/2004:
Once again we're treated to a gorgeous cover photo featuring Rita Faltoyano. I see her as one of the top photogenic girls in porn today and her energy has gotten better in her recent performances so I'm hopeful for the scene she has on this disc. It seems a simple premise, the girl uses lipstick in some way plus she wears lingerie and then all bets are off! Seriously I anticipate some energetic sex as we have a nice list of ladies to choose from so find your shade of girl and pucker up! Rita Faltoyano: A nice floor pan up Rita's legs gets us started. The greenish colored lingerie looks just fine and Rita is stunningly beautiful once more. With lipstick in hand she puts some on before teasing us with an ass shot followed by her coyly exposing one of her breasts which she subsequently licks. Being an equal opportunity licker she takes the other boob out and lovingly sucks on it, thanks Rita!! Julian is real smart and shoots a lot of frontal tease so we see those fabulous funbags plus some hot pussy fingering is shot. [read the full review]
Coyote22's
review from 5/1/2004:
          Reviewed By:                              Coyote22                                                                           INITIAL THOUGHTS: We have another film from Platinum X Pictures entitled Lipstick n- Lingerie. The box cover has the lovely Rita Faltoyano applying red lipstick which Im sure attracts a lot of attention! This also stars Gia Paloma and Elizabeth Lawrence. With just these three it is a worthy buy. One thing that I have noticed is that Platinum is becoming my favorite studio along side Evil Empire. This film is directed by Julian who Im not too sure about. I havent been that pleased with his past directorial efforts mainly because his films lack the flare that Manuel Ferrara and Michael Stefano possess. Maybe thats not fair, but when I see great women in film that have weak scenes I can only blame the director. So hopefully this film brings him some good credit with me because I am looking forward to seeing some of these women! VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in full screen and was sharp. The audio was in stereo and done well. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Sodomized
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Alex Sanders, Melanie, Julian St. Jox, Mark Wood, Jessi, J. Monty, Gia Paloma, Boz, Audrey Hollander, Vivica Vengeance, Otto Bauer, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Release date: 3/12/2004
Previews: Previews
Sodomized review summaries:
mr october's
review from 5/1/2004:
RATING SUMMARY: in regard to the performers and their appearances, no one's looks or actions should detract from a scene. i don't expect a/v quality to be flawless, however everything should be clearly visible and audible. the dvd should have some extra content worth watching more than once. (needs more than trailers and photo gallery.) there is no plot or acting whatsoever in this movie. (i usually don't view those.) the "what its worth" amount is an approximate retail price. THE FEATURE: sodomized is the most recent release from director skeeter kerkove and mayhem productions. as with all of skeeter's movies and considering the movie is titled "sodomized," i am expecting to find anal sex as the theme for every scene. SCENE 1: audrey hollander with otto and bad bob. solo introduction. audrey is pale and freckled and has longer, curly red hair. she wears a black latex skirt, matching leather bra, fishnet stockings and long, red spiked heel boots. [read the full review]
Coyote22's
review from 4/5/2004:
Reviewed By: Coyote22 Mayhem's Sodomized INITIAL THOUGHTS: This film is directed by Skeeter Kerkove, so I know that there will be intense, nasty sex. I have always been impressed by his work, so I hope this one delivers. VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was presented in a full frame, and was clear. The audio was balanced and was easy to hear all the moans and groans. THEMES: Anal, ATM, PTM, DP, Toys, Oral, Spitting, Slapping, 2 on 1 (b/b/g), Rimming (b/g,g/b) EXTRAS: Interviews, Behind the Scenes (15:19), Pop Shots, Photo Gallery, Web Site, Sex Talk, and Trailers (ass stretchers 3, interracial love stories, mayhem massacre, greased lightning, and sodomy cream pies) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it, I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the perfor [read the full review]
Boxcover for Hi-Teen Club 7, The
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Julian St. Jox, Joel Lawrence, Kimberly Kane, Joey Ray, Nick Manning, Ben English, Shawnie, Jordan Styles, Gia Paloma, Jade Moore
Studio: Power House
Directed by: Artie Nolan
Release date: 3/10/2004
Hi-Teen Club 7, The review summaries:
Dawg69's
review from 4/16/2018:
Descent addition to the Hi-teen Club Series! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Kelly the Coed 17: Back to the Frat
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Rick Masters, Alexis Taylor, Mark Cummings, John West, Scott Lyons, Julie Night, Allison Wyte, Kris Slater, Gia Paloma, Robby James
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Release date: 2/10/2004
Previews: Previews
Kelly the Coed 17: Back to the Frat review summaries:
Flash's
review from 12/29/2015:
Kelly the Coed 17 brings back Allysin Chaynes as Kelly but has nothing to really offer the viewer. Unless you are a major fan of the series and must own them all, I would avoid this entry. Heatwave has done a decent job with the release but it still contains errors. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Anal Teen Tryouts 3
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Jon Dough, Tony T., Tony Michaels, Keiko, Mark Ashley, Taylor Rain, Andrew Rivera, Andrew Riviera, Ariana Jollee, Tyler Knight, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Katin, Gia Paloma, Falco Zito
Studio: Devil's Film
Release date: 1/28/2004
Previews: Previews
Anal Teen Tryouts 3 review summaries:
DreamWeaver's
review from 4/28/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Devil's Films Anal Teen Tryouts 3 General Summary Theme Anal theme with teens. Expectations An attractive, youthful cast, high energy sex scenes and lots of anal sex on tight, young bottoms. Devils's films has been slipping under my radar until recently. At first, I wasn't overly impressed with many of their titles and as a result ventured elsewhere. That is, until now. After hearing of their recent improvements and taking another look, I've noticed a significant enhancement in the quality of their titles, particularly the camera work and technical merits. That mixed with a high caliber cast and energized sex scenes and you've got a formula for success. [read the full review]
Selena Silver's
review from 4/6/2004:
Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" #28 [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The Inside View with Selena Silver - April 6, 2004 The Inside View is published once weekly by porn actress Selena Silver.  Each week, Selena brings you an inside look at a movie good enough to be  deemed a Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" with the goal of adding the perspective of someone who has worked with the studio, director, or stars of the movie.    "ANAL TEEN TRYOUTS 3" a Mike Metropolis Production from Devil's Films ANAL TEEN TRYOUTS 3:  "At a Glance" [ /image ] --> Overall Rating: 4.0 Director Mike Metropolis Studio: Devil's Films Cast: Taylor Rain, Ariana Jollee, Holly Day, Katin, Gia Paloma, Tyler Knight, Jon Dough, Tony T, Mark Ashley, Andrew Rivera Release Date: February 9, 2004 Total Run Time: 2hrs 16mins Total Scenes: 6 Scenes Fetish Summary: [NO CONDOMS; SHOES ON/OFF] - Ball Licking, Pussy Licking, Fingering, Hair Pulling, Spanking, Spitting,  Tit Fucking, Interracial, BJ, 2-cock BJ, Deep Throat, Vaginal Sex, PTM, Anal Sex, ATM, Gapes, Facial, Anal Cream-pie, Cum [read the full review]
Kelly's
review from 2/24/2004:
Title: Anal Teen Tryouts 3 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hour and 16 minutes (136 minutes) Production Date(s): February 16, 2004 (according to the credits) Release Date: February 9, 2004 (the two are obviously at odds with each other) Director: None Credited Comments (I Sometimes Write Lengthy Reviews. Dont want to wade through all that? Then just read this): There are lots of generic jokes about porn. One of them has to do with the ridiculous volumes that any one series can produce, with Ed Powers and his various Dirty Debutante incarnations being a good example. Well, the general rule of thumb when this does happen to a series is that it gets better over time, hits a climax, and fades away. Devils Films Teen Tryout Auditions series is an odd one though. Kicking off in 2000, the series just keeps getting better, weathering various director changes, with the initial directing duo of (now big time players) Brandon Iron and Mark Wood long gone. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Secrets Exposed
(2.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Rod Fontana, Keiko, Dominica Lenni, Brian Heston, Joelean, Dave Pounder, Cytherea, Tony Sexton, Gia Paloma
Directed by: Jimmy D
Release date: 1/22/2004
Secrets Exposed review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
review from 6/7/2004:
Secrets Exposed is a 2003 offering from Smash Pictures and director James DiGiorgio and it has two things going for it: Cytherea and Joelean. Unfortunately, there are three scenes featuring other girls who simply cannot hold a candle to the two stars. Scalding hot brunette Cytherea bats leadoff with Brian Heston. Cytherea shows some unsightly stubble around her slit, but thats the only negative to her or her performance. She steams through a volcanic scene that ends in a facial. Her RC is not to be missed. Another brown-haired slut, Gia Paloma, is next. She and the ancient Rod Fontana go through the motions in a boring scene that ends with Rod dropping a weak load on Gias mug. Novice porn starlets who want to learn how to suck cock need to watch Joelean. She gobbles Tony Sextons rod lovingly in a too-short start to a pretty good scene. God, she can do wonders with her tongue, lips, and the back of her throat! The action is shot is a dark room, and Tony fucks like a robot stuck in first gear. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 2/1/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 12 / 23 / 2003 Director: Jimmy DiGiorgio Cast: Joelean, Cytherea, Keiko, Dominica Leoni, Gia Paloma, Sinai, Rod Fontana, Brian Heston, Dave Pounder, and Tony Sexton The Short Story Initial Expectations: Jimmy D has made some good movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: The movie struck me with the who cares, its just porn attitude, but Smash put enough care into it to raise the overall package up to the average level. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the stars or anybody having trouble sleeping Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants well lit scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is nicely done. Its clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The video leaves a bit to be desired. Its pretty clear, but the lighting is a little on the dark side. Theres plenty of shadows to interfere with things and it varies a bit in the scenes. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 1/26/2004:
This is a release from Smash Pictures and the premise is pretty simple. Each scene begins with the girl doing a voice over describing some sort of sexual adventure she had and we get to watch as she relives it. Sounds good to me and the first scene with Cytherea was a good beginning but the scenes after featured good action for the most part but the lighting was way to dark for me to really get into the action but let me still describe what does happen as the girls do give good efforts for the most part. Cytherea: The scene begins with this very attractive girl doing her voice over and she tells us about doing her first nude photo shoot and naturally the guy ends up putting the moves on her but to see how she starts the scene so shy and innocent and halfway through becoming a wanton slut was pretty cool. It does take some time though before we get to the hot action as first we see her slowly lose her clothes and Cytherea is looking as good as ever here and thankfully the lighting was good. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Big Wet Asses
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mick Blue, Rhiannon Bray, Ana Nova, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Release date: 1/13/2004
Previews: Previews
Big Wet Asses review summaries:
Flash's
review from 5/12/2004:
Thomas Zupko's first gonzo film in seven years isn't the most impressive film that I have seen from him. If this film is a sign of future gonzo films to come, he might want to stick with features and vignettes. His odd sets don't mix well with the sex and the scene with Gia regurgitating completely turned me off to the film. If you don't mind some bile mixed in with your porn and you are a big fan of Thomas Zupko or one of the cast members you might want to give the title a rental. Otherwise, I'd pass on this one, as there are much better selections available. [read the full review]
mr october's
review from 5/11/2004:
BIG WET ASSES Directed by Thomas Zupko. Zupko is known for his movies which while focused on anal sex, always seemed to contain bizarre plots, costumes or situations. This series is noted as "gonzo" and will contain no plot whatsoever, (a first for Zupko?) but will still focus on the anal sex theme for which Zupko is known. All scenes feature heavy emphasis on the girls' asses. While the sex is not limited to strictly anal, all scenes do feature alot of anal sex. All scenes are 1 on 1. Each scene begins with a tease segment. The title does not deceive, all five female performers have big wet asses and are all showcased very well in this movie. The camera is almost constantly focused on the girls' asses. Zupko includes bizarre costumes for the male performer such as raincoats, goggles, hardhats, rubber gloves, even enema bags wrapped around his neck which in my opinion seriously detracts from the scenes. This is pretty much the only negative aspect to an otherwise perfect movie. [read the full review]
Crucifixio Jones'
review from 3/14/2004:
Big Wet Asses **** From Elegant Angel 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes minutes Produced and directed by Thomas Zupko Starring Ana Nova, Katja Kassin, Holly Day, Rhiannon Bray, Gia Paloma and Mick Blue Synopsis: This is the deranged shit Im used to seeing from Patrick Collins hedonistic House of Ideas. Fucking weird shit for no goddamn discernable reason at all. A huge clown face and a black leather couch covered in clear plastic are the surroundings here and I have no idea, nor is there an explanation given as to, why. It just is. Accept it. I agree, that its probably more David Lynchian and potentially horrific than erotic, but thats what Elegant Angel does and they do it best. The lone male performer, Mick Blue is armed with an assortment of toys, most of which are regular household items modified into adult paraphernalia, like someone left a 12-year-old alone in a kitchen with a stack of Hustler magazine and came back a month later to see what his mad mind had created. [read the full review]
Boxcover for POV Pervert 2 (Red Light District)
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Erik Everhard, Mike John, Misha, Shelby Belle, Jennifer Luv, Alicia Rhodes, Laura Lion, Sable Simms, Gia Paloma, Patricia Petite
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 1/13/2004
POV Pervert 2 (Red Light District) review summaries:
Coyote22's
review from 5/27/2004:
          Reviewed By:                              Coyote22                                                                           INITIAL THOUGHTS: After seeing the 1st POV Pervert I wanted to check out this one (the 2nd one). There is a good cast in this installment including Alicia Rhodes. This is a POV film which means that its all from the meat puppets view. VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was well done and in full frame. The audio was well done as well. RUNTIME: 2 Hours 20 Minutes & 24 Seconds THEMES: Oral, Anal, ATM EXTRAS: Bonus Scene, Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap, Behind the Scenes (10:05) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon tha [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 3/14/2004:
After a run of ass flicks I thought it would be cool to change a bit and this Mike John directed flick seemed just the ticket. I really enjoy this guys work. The girls for the most part are smokin so I expect some hot blowjob action, great close sex, and lots of swallowed spunk. Sounds good to you? It sure does to me so let's get going. The Premise: Actually it's a real easy one. Mike or Erik Everhard will chat some with the girl, you usually get a great smile or laugh while the girls also show off their hot young bodies. You might get to see them put on some lingerie or a bikini but mostly it's Mike or Erik and the girls getting to know each other. The views you get from the fellas range from up close to a pulled back view and there are several overhead shots during the sex which kick ass! Some hot floor levels are also used, see Shelby's scene where she caresses her tits. I love how Alicia Rhodes scene begins with her lying on the bed in some hot purple lingerie and her sexy talk in her native tongue was a huge turn on. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Cum Filled Throats 4
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Melanie, Jon Dough, Byron Long, Chris Charming, Steve Hooper, Ava Devine, Stephaine Tripp, Hollie Stevens, Corina Taylor, Gia Paloma, Tiffany Tease, Stephanie Tripp, Nicki Hunter, Melanie X.
Studio: Devil's Film
Release date: 1/6/2004
Previews: Previews
Cum Filled Throats 4 review summaries:
DreamWeaver's
review from 4/21/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Devil's Films Cum Filled Throats 4 General Summary Theme Oral theme with cum swallowing. Expectations What I look for from oral theme titles is attractive, young women, good camera work, men that stay hard throughout the scene, aggressive, but not overly aggressive oral sex with deep throating and a variety of popshots that include facials, cum swallowing, and internal oral popshots while the guy is in the girls mouth/throat. [read the full review]
Boxcover for All About Ass 17 (Legend)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Darren James, Mark Wood, Brandi Lyons, Rhiannon Bray, Victoria Givens, Gia Paloma
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Mark Wood
Release date: 12/14/2003
All About Ass 17 (Legend) review summaries:
pornopunk's
review from 7/23/2004:
As Ive mentioned in earlier reviews from this series, All About Ass is my favorite of the anal only titles. Its a very sraight forward series, no interviews, a bit of tease/ masturbation from the girls. Then its on to the action. Thats the way I like it and All About Ass 17 sticks to the script. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Brandi Lyons, Mark Wood) Brandi is a cute brunette with long straight hair. She has medium natural breasts and a nice butt. the scene starts with a short sexy tease focusing mainly on her ass. Mark comes in and Brandi sucks his cock. She gives good eye contact and takes his cock deep down her throat. Mark thens fucks her ass in variety of positions. Mish, reverse cowgirl and doggie are the highlights. Piledriver makes him cum all over her open mouth and cheek. ** 8 ** Scene Two (Rhiannon Bray, Darren James) Rhiannon is a sexy brunette with a nice rack and great ass. After a nice short tease she swallows Darrens cock and does some good no hands sucking. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Chunky Pizza Party
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Guy DiSilva, Lena Ramon, Juan Cuba, Gia Paloma, La Nena, Teryn
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Grip Johnson
Release date: 12/1/2003
Chunky Pizza Party review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 4/25/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 68 min. (Cover states approx. 90 min. This is more than enough for one more scene, so Im deducting a half point from the overall score) Production Date: 10 / 04, 11 / 2003 Director: Grip Johnson Cast: Gia Paloma, La Nena, Lena Ramon, Teryn, Guy DaSilva, and Juan Cuba The Short Story Initial Expectations: The Johnsons have put out some wonderfully politically incorrect porn. Im hoping this is another one, and with Lena Ramon in it I cant help but be hopeful! Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot as well as fun! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting girls with a bit of meat on their bones and a bit of humor Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting seriously overweight girls The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there is a bit of camera noise. Theres also a fair amount of the second scene that doesnt have any audio from the performers. The video is also pretty good. [read the full review]