Riot Sluts Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  7/18/2004

My personal preference is to see a movie before I read a review. This allows me to give my most unbiased review. In this case, I hadn’t read reviews, but I have seen the 4-5 star ratings on this title. This was not a title I planned on reviewing. At the time of release, I think Kami was the only star that I was a fan of. I know Katrina has been around for a while, but I’m not sure if I had seen her work at that point. Based on the box cover, this was a title that I was going to have to pass on.

At this point, it’s obvious that I have seen this title, so let’s start the riot!

This was Gonzo meets MTV. It was a stylish, planned out, cohesive, but not over produced piece. It’s the evolution of Gonzo, Gonzo with a theme. Mason created a digital playground for these eager stars to explore.

Katrina & Gia

I’ve never seen Gia before, but I read on AVN today that she lost about 50lbs prior to entering porn. Both she and Katrina have ghetto ass, and I just wanted to fall in face first.

Katrina was much more made up than usual. Her tattoos that usually distract me from the rest of her frame were well fitted for this pseudo riot.

Turns out that this scene is girl-girl, and if you have read my reviews, you know that I don’t review this genre. My personal opinion is a man can’t be replaced, but these two had a nucka swole! By the end of the scene, several guys showed up, but they were just going to get in the way, and the camera faded to black as the men approached. The true bonus was the BTS when the girls talked about the fact that it wasn’t shot like any other Girl-Girl scenes. Please note the sex rating, Ms. Kraven’s antics supplied the male factor.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Ariana


Prior to this, the only title I had seen her in was Double Down She won me over as she came longer and stronger than Chloe ever did. She looked soft and sexy, and wore the perfect porn outfit, polished black boots, and thigh highs. She talked about this scene in the BTS, but I would like to add my “Pocketcomb Premise”: This scene is mastery! Ariana and Plat-X threw the biggest blow to IR porn since Jewel D’Nyle allowed Mr. Marcus to season her colon! Unlike other current stars, Ariana decided that rather than use one of the top 5 excuses to not do IR, she would assemble a cast of three black men and engage in a race riot of anal proportions! She let the N word fly, and the brotha’s spit right back in her face while she squirted all over the lens.

In most cases I save symbolism for my Justin Slayer reviews, but this scene screams “Cry Freedom”. It starts with Ariana releasing a well hung black man from his cage. It was like she was telling the adult world, “Black men aren’t monkey’s, release their shackles and allow them all the best women that our industry can offer”. It was a scene of biblical proportion. It was a black baptism. These three blessed her mouth, her ass and anointed her vagina with the sacred seed of Africa.

I suggest somebody put an APB out for Ariana, cause based on what I saw, she’s probably runnin butt naked through Africa right now.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Many Bright

I can tell you that Mandy has never looked better, and I for one would love to put the Old Mother Hubbard on her, and give that poor dog a bone. The set was amazing, and that nasty bitch pissed all over the floor like she ain’t got no home training.

She acted like a wind up toy. The more the wound her up, the harder she worked. This was a page out of Brandon Irons “Rough Sex”. Sure, it’s Mason’s joint, but the mastery continues.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Katrina

I was surprised to see her back, but apparently, this was shot in her hotel room during the BTS. Mr. Everhard delivered room service, and let’s just say that the mini bar is safe. The menu included ass eating, ass smothering, head, swallowing, and a whole lot of missionary. Erik stroked her love button like he wanted three more wishes. All I know is, I got mine.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Kami

If you read my review of Off The Leash #3, you already know about my crush on Kami. “Goodness Gracious” she a beautiful thing. This scene didn’t do her pretty face justice, but this movie was not about fashion. She wore a gothic style outfit, and went to town in her big black boots.

She answered that question from Shaquille O Neal’s hit single “The Way it’s Going Down." I quote: Who’s that bringin’ the Heat, like DeNiro. Ride through your hood in the Six Zero Zero. Well, now we know it’s Kami. Forget the NTSB, This girl came equipped with her own airbags, and they were well inflated.

Brandon did this girl like an anal hood ornament. At one point, she was running a quart low, so he shoved the flash light in her ass, and fucked her pussy. The ending could only be described as Slim Shady. He wrapped her in cellophane, and threw her bound body in the truck and drove off.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Platinum X is a runaway train, and they are derailing the many myths and stigmas that currently keep creativity, and racial equality out of porn.

There really isn’t a good way to describe this title, you just need to see it. It’s going to define a new strain of porn, Guerilla Gonzo. It also shows the raw passion that lies in sex between the races.

If you ask me, they need to do a directors cut of this title with a special introduction from Rodney King. It’s obvious that we can all get along once we all let go of our insecurities.

Platinum X, can we be friends?

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