Quick Draw Review

Jasmine

The title starts out with Jasmine Lynn. Last time I saw her, she was suffering from a serious Negro Problem. It appears that her jungle fever has passed and she’s back on the bologna pony. The good news is Mark “Hard like” Wood is in the house. This guy is the Dirk Nowitzki of Porn, Tall, Hip and can hang with the brothas. I don’t know if he can ball, but I bet a pair of Chuck Taylor’s are strategically place in his closet.

Jasmine must come from a long line of slave ownin honky’s cause she has been cursed with the ass of Africa. Not only is that ass round, but her asshole has a permanent pucker from all the dick she’s done in the chocolate love box.

Wood lays down stroke after stroke, position after position climaxing with a bust across the chops. Classic porn and solid start to what I consider a hot title.

Devon Michaels

Today Devon would be 100% MILF material, but a few years back she was what most would have called mature. She has a super tight frame, and for a mature mother you know she has taken enough lead pipe to solve her own Clue mystery.

Guy DiSilva fucks Devon to the best of his ability. Guy does a decent days work, I just personally get offended when they try to pass him off as black. In this case we won’t have that problem seeing as Devon is a shade darker than Mr. DiSilva.

Once again, no fuss, no muss, simple scene with the bust across the gums.

Krystal Summers

When it comes to Krystal Summers I’m seriously thinking about getting help. Just the thought of her makes me want to pull down my drawers and beat my dick like a foster child. I don’t know where her sex appeal comes from, but it’s real son!

I’m so glad that she stopped fuckin around with Vivid, Wicked and all those Minute Rice studios. Anyone that was a fan of hers has to be in heaven to see her fucked like the dick takin MILF she is. She has the face, ass, chest and figure of a Barbie and sucks cock like a tomboy turned tramp.

She is totally tan and teases the hell out of you with an ass puckered tighter than a jar of expired pickles. I don’t know who the guy is who first fucked her, but even if he’s broke and homeless I promise you he’s sitting in an ally starring and a brick wall and smiling ear to ear remembering pulling those down those soaked panties.

Mark fucks her like it’s gonna be their dirty little secret and my guess is Frannie is in the next room ringing her thong out because the sex is just that blazin. Krystal hasn’t done anal yet, but with any luck she’ll break down and do it to celebrate the US defeating the terrorist.

Gia Poloma

Well, well, well. If it ain’t my favorite nigga lovin bitch. For you white guys out there, you just don’t know. A white woman with ass is a beautiful thing. For years you called em fat, and brothas came through, put that mack down and made those females Dingo lovin, Donkey Dong Bitches. I remember my 1st big booty white girl. She had a complex that I used to love to rub her ass so much. She thought I was teasin her like boys used to in her youth. I told her that I rubbed it out of love and that absolutely no disrespect was intended. Once she truly embraced how I felt about ass, we took butt lovin to a whole new level and that all you need to know bout that.

Gia served up her clean-shaven pudin pop for D James just like she had before. Riding and sliding to keep her man satisfied. Gia also wasted little time opening up for straight booty bangin. I think my favorite part was the ATM deepthroat. I don’t know what that tastes like, but watching it makes me wanna enjoy a mud pie at my local Red Robin. A good bust across the face and this one was done.

Meliah Morgan

Who the hell is that? Never heard of this girl. Not ugly, not pretty, not skinny, not fat. Just plain old fresh talent like the 90’s.

She starts off with the old standby of oral sex. She soon reveals an ass that you pray gets violated. She reminds me of the 1st girl to ever ride me. I didn’t know that non porn girls got down like that, but about 10 years back a Canadian Cutie put in a Preakness style performance riding me till I had to beg her for some Gatorade just to catch my breath.

This Tyla Wynn look-alike rode for a ghetto load, and Mark served up a full daily serving of man chowder. No anal here, but her riding skills are a must see.

Essy Moore

Talk about cleaning up. This tall leggy girl was a frizz haired, poor complexion, olive oil type early in her short career, but boy did she turn the corner and blossom into a stunner. In this title she is about 90% there, but boy is she incredible.

For me, Essy is a lot better to look at than watch. She has a seriously sexy body, but she’s not overly enthusiastic in action. This proved to be a fairly short scene, most likely for all the aforementioned reasons. Pretty girl, but I can’t say she was cut out for porn.

Vandalia

Vandalia, the only way I can describe her is “A Big Titty Brick House” Jezus Fuckin Cristo, I might have to scribe her name down underneath Krystal’s. Damn that is one tight bodied bitch. She strikes me of what the after picture of Katrina Kraven would have been had she got the necessary work too catapult her career. Oh well, to each his own.

Vandalia is damn near beyond words. She could hang with the toughest of bikers with those tattoos, she’s pretty enough to be the badest boss on Wall Street, and she’s got an ass that any brotha would leave a good sistah for.

You don’t have to watch her long to know that she drained far more than her share of men in her lifetime. She’s a leg liftin dick taker and that’s all you need to know to fall in love with her.

Her choice in positions show off that thick hard body and let you know that there is never a mistake in casting when her name is on the screen.

Sarah Rose

Never seen or heard of her, but she’s here today to get some man tater. With that short hair and pointed nose, she had a Big Bird thang happening, but that ass was built for doggy style.

She caught me off guard when she went anal. For some reason I didn’t expect it. Once going, she reminded me of Ashley Long, but lacked the true star power to be a cover girl.

Shy Love

I don’t know about you, but so far this title is givin a whole new meaning to “Giving a guy a Stroke”. Leave it to Beaver, this is fuckin amazing! I am a huge Shy Love fan and I used to be irritated that she didn’t do IR, but seeing how hard she cums, she doesn’t need a brotha. Matter of fact a real black man would put her over orgasmic ass in a coma. Keep fuckin white cock baby, you ain’t ready for the big leagues.

This tight tittied bitch does it all (If you don’t count IR) She has beautiful brown eyes when not wearing those ridiculous contact lenses, and she has and ass that could make the most flaming man want to hit it. Match that with that bucktooth smile and you have a girl just short of greatness.

Shy is 100% anal inclined. It’s women like her that give anal a good name. Some women do it, others like it, but Shy absolutely loves it. Just like the ones before, this one ends with the nut on your face.

Shawna Banks

I remember seeing stills of this girl and thinking I had to have her. She’s petit and cute, but has a voice like a man. She reminds me of a smoothed out version of Vanessa Lane.

I don’t know how Shawna got started, but I think it was through modeling. She’s a serious looker, but I don’t think that she was cut out for porn. She might have made millions for Vivid or Wicked, but she just didn’t have the goods to be a hardcore superstar. Those titties jiggled and that ass wiggled but there is a reason that this girl never made a name for herself.

The Pocketcomb Prognosis

If you ask me, this title is exactly what Gonzo is all about. People fuckin for the fun of it. Big tits, lots of ass and enough anal to keep you from bitchin. I would have fucked every bitch in this title on ass alone, but 8 of them were pure beauties. My guess is you never heard of this title, but if you leave this site without coppin a title, you’re a bigger idiot than our current President.