School Of Porn Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  3/11/2005

School of Porn

Running Time: 90 min.

Production Date: January 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

1st off. I have to give props to the badest sistah ever to play this game, Cinnabunz. I remember on her old site, she had an actual porn school that you could sign up for. It was the 1st time I heard of such a thing, and maybe VCA decided to use her idea.

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Roxy Jewel

Pound for pound, she may posses the most ass ever seen on an Asian, but Roxy is not what I would call gifted. Some may want to challenge that statement, but please understand that beauty and chemistry are two separate gifts, and you don’t need one for the other.

In my book, this was overacted and showed me what happens when you pair to random stars together and cross your fingers.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Michelle B.

Underrated is the only word I can use to describe Ms. B. Beauty, body and brains are all areas this girl is overlooked in. This scene also was heightened by a cameo from one of the most underrated women to grace the biz. Legendary Rebecca Bardoux made a brief non penetration appearance early in this scene.

The last time I saw her, she looked fat and 50, today she looks under 40 and fabulous. I don’t know what she did, but she looks hotter than Stiffler’s Mom. If there is one star that I would take pride in learning from it might just be Becky.

This scene had serious heat, but I felt teased not seeing Rebecca put in her legendary nasty talking work. I’d also like to hurt the person who decided to put her in the scene fully clothed. That’s the kinda shit that pisses of a porn fan. Way to fuck up a potential classic scene.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Kelly Marie & Michelle B

Sorry, I don’t do All Girl Scenes.

Female Looks NA/10 Sex Rating NA/10

Shy Love

This is one girl who seems to get every guy hard. She has contract star written all over her, but something tells me that she is smart enough to know that Contract = Career Killer! This scene also had it’s moments, but fell short of the nasty anal glory that made shy the in demand girl that she is today.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Jamie Brooks

Cute is the word for Jamie. She better than average, but not exactly beautiful either. One thing is for sure though, she not short on ass. With her recent boob job, Jamie is a high powered porn princess.

She was paired with the last tribute to Fabio, Even Stone, and just like the last scene it came up short since neither star did their signature anal. More potential, more disappointment.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Gia

I haven’t fully come to realize the nasty girl that is Gia Poloma. I knew she was and had ass, but did not know that she was so orgasmic.

Gia gave up the ass in a way that ever last girl in this title has done in the past, and should have in this title. Gia’s work brought this title back from the edge of boredom, and made me feel like this one was worth watching.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

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The title had some serious highs, and serious lows. Ultimately, it was way to soft for true hardcore fans, and did not do justice to the female lineup assembled. This might make one hell of a cable joint, but if I wanted that, I’d check into the roadside in for a night.

The women all looked amazing, but condoms, lack of heat and poor camera work kept this pot from reaching it’s true boiling point. If you are a fan of these women, you’ll most likely like this joint, but it’s my opinion that this is average to just above.

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