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Steve Holmes' Perversions Review

Platinum X Pictures

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Reviewed by Coyote22  on  5/6/2004

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INITIAL THOUGHTS:

With all of these perversions titles coming out how is one to know just how perverted such a title is? Well from the perverted titles I have seen, not many are. What is perverted? I think that it differs from person to person but my idea would be something along these lines: Things that aren’t done too often in regular gonzo films such as an anal cream pie that is pushed out onto another woman’s body or mouth, using food in some way or another, maybe a bit of pissing, licking a gaping asshole repeatedly, fisting, all and all things that would be “different” than every day gonzo. Yes I know that some of these things do happen, but it doesn’t happen often none the less all in one film. Thankfully we have a title from Steve Holmes, who I believe is and can be on the perverted side. I myself am perverted and any woman who I have been with will say the same thing. Now we perverted types look for something each in our own way so it is hard to satisfy us all and I’m fine with that. So beings I have laid out a few things that I am looking forward to or would define as perverted (just a few mind you) get ready to take a verbal walkthrough through the world of Platinum X Pictures and Steve Holmes’ Perversions starring a very hot and attractive cast!

VIDEO/AUDIO:

The video was in full frame and was as clear as ever. The audio was great just as with any PXP release.

RUNTIME:

2 Hours 25 Minutes & 22 Seconds

THEMES:

Oral, Rimming (m/f, f/m, f/f), Toes/Feet, Girl on Girl, Anal, DAP, DVP, ATOGM, ATM, PTM, PTOGM, Tit Fucking, Pissing (behind the scenes)

EXTRAS:

Behind the Scenes (18:55), Photo Gallery, Previews (the pussy is not enough, spread ‘em wide, feeling black, spit shined 2)

HOW I RATE:
I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon that. I like: anal, atm’s, atm’s, atogm, ptogm, rimming (f/f,m/f), spitting, kissing, choking, gapes, titty fucking, low amount of toy usage, dp’s, girl on girl, eye contact, ass worship, female ejaculation, 2 on 1 (f/f/g), and intensity. What I don’t like: excessive toy use, strap-ons, dap’s, feet worship, rough bondage, orgies, more than 3 guys per 1 girl, excessive slapping, golden showers, and anything that causes pain. Of course that is just the broad stroke of things, and I adjust accordingly.

SCENE 1:

(Ariana Jolee, John Strong, Steve Holmes)

The camera roles and we see the beautiful landscape of Cali then the lovely Ariana our cover girl standing in a door frame. The camera follows her inside where she licks her fingers and rubs her hands over her body. She rubs up against a pillar seducing the camera then goes over to a lit fireplace and smokes a cigar (what kind I don’t know because there is not label). I have said it before and will say it again, Women are sooooo fucking hot when they smoke a cigar, thank you Steve!! Getting back to Ariana, she rubs her breasts and twat with her empty hand then gives a few more puffs on her cigar. Steve and John come over to here wearing suites and Steve takes from her the cigar to smoke. The guys kiss on her body while giving her pussy some hand work. They move into another room where Ariana sits on a couch and sucks their erect cocks out of their pants. Without giving Ariana any oral (sigh) Steve plants her on top of him for some RC. She sucks John’s cock while Steve pushes his cock up her vaginal canal. Using plenty of spit (it is sliding down her hands) Ariana gives John a good cock sucking then is picked up by Steve for some standing RC. She gets down and goes on John where she gets herself fucked cowgirl. The camera zooms in to show her lovely asshole as she gets fucked. Steve now naked fingers her bunghole then gets little Stevie sucked. He gives her cheeks a few whaps with his hand while she licks his nut sac. She gets off of John and moves down to the floor where Steve fucks her doggie and she licks John’s ass. Moving up from her pussy Steve begins to fuck her asshole as she continues to lick John’s ass. She then moves up on to John for some brief cowgirl then gets her ass stuffed by Steve for a lovingly DP. Of course she uses her vocals to talk dirty which is what I love about Ariana, well that and her lovely assets! Steve pulls out and she gets an ass soaked cock to suck while her pussy continues to get fucked. Steve sits down and she sits on his face for some pussy slurping then gets pushed back where she hangs her head down to suck on John’s cock.

Getting up she slides down on Steve’s cock where he fucks her cowgirl then John fills her shithole with cock giving her another DP. The angle here is better than before and she’s really getting into the action yelling and moving about. She gets off the cocks and sucks them both (just like a good girl) then bends over where she gets spanked. Steve attacks her asshole with his tongue while she gives John some sucking. She squats down on Steve’s cock and gets her ass fucked RC. John moves in for some pussy and gives her yet another DP. She gets off the cocks and takes them both in her mouth then licks Steve’s ass while she strokes his dong giving his balls a lick here and there. John gets behind her giving her asshole a deep dicking. She gets on Steve’s cock for some anal RC and takes John’s cock up her ass as well giving her a DAP. Getting on her side she gets her ass spoon fucked then gets herself picked up getting both holes filled with cock. John pulls out and the camera gets her getting fucked by Steve with her puckered asshole getting some candid time. John moves back in to her stretched asshole and fucks her some more. She gets out of the DP and then takes two loads of cum in her mouth. She swallows the mouth load of cum and the scene ends.

Overall:

Well this scene was great and had a runtime of 39 minutes. Ariana was very active in the scene and took both cocks up her ass nicely. Her intensity was very nice and very cock pleasing. A very good start to a promising film!

SCENE 2:

(Hypnotiq, Jackie Moore, Jada, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano)

Jada is a black goddess that has everything one would want. A sexy face, large lips, Huge Tits, plump round ass and terrific legs and is by far the hottest in the scene. Jackie is well hot (well duh). She has such a juicy ass that every time it bounces I fee like I am going to lose it..lol! I loved her performance in I love it Rough 3 and am hoping this will be just as hot. Hypnotiq is someone who I am not familiar with but she is very pretty and has a nice body with some large natural tits. Okay we have these three lovely ladies outside showing off their goods and even giving one another some ass licking (very brief). The girls move indoors and get on a couch where they lick and suck over their tits. Jackie gets the two other girls to suck both her tits as she spanks and runs her hand up and down Jada’s ass. She gives Jada’s tits some sucking then gets up leaving Hypnotiq and Jada to suck tits. Jackie comes back bringing with her the three guys all dressed up. Each girl gets a guy to herself for the time being where they get their tits sucked and pussies rubbed. Jackie gives Manuel some great head while Michael gives Hypnotiq some pussy licking and Steve takes his clothes off watching Jada masturbate. Tits get squeezed and pussies gets licked and fingered then soon penetrated with cock. Jackie gets turned around on a chair where Manuel digs his face in between her cheeks licking her asshole. All of the guys are now getting their cocks polished by the girls where they use excellent skills. Steve gets lucky and has his cock smothered by a pair of very large beautiful pair of black tits, Jada’s of course! Steve and Manuel switch ladies and Jackie gets on top of Michael for some cowgirl. Manuel gets Jada on top of his cock from an impressive cowgirl fuck and even has his cock sucked by Hypnotiq when he pulls out. There is nothing like bouncing ass in a cowgirl! All girls are now getting their pussies fucked but Jackie gets a standing cowgirl where her ass cheeks get spread while the camera captures it from below. Soon Manuel follows and does the same thing then fucks his girl missionary. Jackie comes over and sucks Hypnotiq’s pussy while she gets fucked RC by Steve even sucking his cock out of her pussy. Manuel gets behind Jackie and fucks her pussy while she licks Hypnotiq’s pussy.

Jackie then gets a nice anal spoon from Manuel while the other girls get fucked with a standing cowgirl/cowgirl and anal spoon. Now all the girls are getting their asses fucked, some are sucking cock tasting their asses. The positions include RC anal, cowgirl anal, and spoon anal. Manuel gets both black girls while Steve and Michael give Jackie an RC DP. Jackie gets up to suck both cocks then turns around getting a cowgirl DP. Steve soon picks her up for a standing cowgirl then a DP. Manuel switches with Michael giving Jackie a DP and with nice angles. Michael fucks Hypnotiq RC while Jada is on his face getting her pussy sucked on. Each guy now has a girl, Jackie gets fucked anal RC and gives some sexy gapes, Jada gets fucked RC, and Hypnotiq gets her pussy fucked RC but her legs are together to the side. She gets off to suck on Michael’s cock while Jackie is now getting some anal spooning doing a few gapes (ahh, so romantic). Manuel gets up and fucks Jada in the ass doggie while she licks Steve’s ass and sucks his cock. Steve bends over and Jackie licks his ass and sucks his cock while Jada gets fucked RC by Michael. Manuel then joins Jackie and she sucks his and Steve’s cocks. Turning around Jada gets her ass fucked RC then gets her pussy filled for a DP. Her large breasts bounce and while this reviewer has a hard on the size of the Sears Tower but keeps on writing!!

Jackie is getting her pussy spooned while the Hypnotiq licks the pussy covered cock when Steve pulls out. She also licks his ass and balls when he’s inside Jackie. Jada is now getting her asshole spooned while her large tits get sucked on. Now she is getting her crapper fucked RC while she gets a cock fed her. Again her awesome mounds of flesh shake wildly while getting fucked! Jackie is getting her ass fucked RC as well but she gives some great gapes! Soon she gets lifted up gaping then fucked by another cock then lifted back down to the original cock. Manuel fucks Hypnotiq giving her a cock up the ass cowgirl then gapes her for the camera. She then gets a DP while Steve fucks Jada anal RC with Jackie sucking her pussy. She soon gets filled up with two cocks and the girls all swarm around her. Hynotiq gets her ass fucked doggie while she sucks on Jada’s large tits with the help of Jackie that is. Steve gets his cock sucked by Jada as she licks up her ass sweat. Jackie gets her pussy fucked by Manuel while she leans over on a stool sucking Steve’s cock while Jada pushes her tits up onto Manuel’s ass and sucks his balls. Hypnotiq gets fucked doggie by Michael letting her tits hang and flop. Michael takes Hypnotiq over to the couch where she gets her pussy stuffed with two cocks RC while Jada sucks cock from Jackie’s pussy. Moving back to Hypnotiq she now gets a DAP but soon bends over getting her ass fucked doggie with some pussy rubbing support from Jackie. Jada gets her pussy fucked and tits squeezed on a stool then all the girls get on the floor where they take spunk on their faces and tits.

Overall:

Wow, this scene was almost an hour in length! The girls were all attractive and all had great asses including Jada’s set of large bouncing tits! The sex was good but with three girls I was hoping for some great nasty action between them. There wasn’t any ATOGM and if there was I didn’t catch it, not really any female ass licking (mostly male), and there really wasn’t much cum playing between the three.

SCENE 3:

(Gia Paloma, Sara Rose, Manuel Ferrara)

Gia and Sara kiss and rub each other on a large bed. Sara has short punk like blonde hair and is wearing a black skirt and top. Gia is wearing all pink which consists of a bra, skirt and thong. Sara bends over and licks on Gia’s pussy eventually using fingers. She licks a finger and starts to fuck Gia’s asshole with it and uses another finger to fuck her pussy. She licks both fingers and the camera gets a backsides shot of Sara’s spread ass. Gia works over Sarah’s pussy with her fingers while still getting oral attention. She gets up and peels off Sarah’s clothes and then Sara does the same with Gia. Both girls are now naked and then Gia bends over and Sara gives her asshole a tonguing and pussy a fingering (very hot). She then kisses Gia letting her taste her ass. Manuel walks over to the bed naked and erect and the girls take to his cock like ants at a picnic. Gia takes his whole piece in her mouth as does Sara. The girls both get mouth fucked as he switches from one to another. The girls get off the bed and kneel down where he fucks both of their mouths at the same time. He then spits into their mouths and they play with it. He continues to fuck their mouths together then gets his cock sucked by Sara and ass licked by Gia. Sara gets on the bed where Manuel fucks her missionary and Gia sticks her head right into the action licking pussy and sucking pussy covered cock. Manuel soon moves his cock down to Sara’s asshole and fucks it. Gia sucks his cock right out of her asshole a couple of times and there are some great angles and close ups.

Gia is now the focus and bends over on the bed while Manuel slides his cock into her asshole. Sara is now biting her ass while Manuel jackhammers Gia’s crap box then sucks his cock when he pulls out. Gia gets on her back and spreads her legs while Sara licks her pussy. Manuel slides his cock into her ass and pounds it. He pulls out to feed his ass juice covered cock into Sara’s mouth and does this a few times. He pulls out and jacks off to Sara spitting on and tonguing Gia’s spread asshole then slides his cock back into her hole giving it a rough fuck. Sara watches while masturbating and I can see her just waiting to taste that asshole. Manuel soon pulls out and Sara gobbles his cock up then licks Gia’s ass. Sara licks Gia’s pussy and Manuel begins to fuck Gia asshole in the spoon position. Sara sucks his cock out of Gia’s asshole then licks his balls and ass while he jerks himself off. He inserts his cock deep into Gia’s ass again giving her a rough fuck then pulls out of her ass for Sara to devour. Soon Sara gets on top of Manuel for some cowgirl and Gia tongues her spread asshole sucking Manuel’s cock whenever he pulls out of her pussy. After a few minutes of this Gia gets on top of Manuel for some anal RC. Sara sucks his cock out of Gia’s asshole then licks her ass. Sara jacks Manuel off while fingering Gia’s ass then he cums spraying onto Sara’s face and on to Gia’s cheeks. The girls then lick and suck his cock as well as sharing the cum in their mouths.

Overall:

I loved this scene. The girls had great chemistry and really liked to taste their asses. They were both incredibly hot especially Sara who I am not familiar with and Gia, well we all know Gia! I found myself wanting some shots to last and last but other than that this scene was freaking hot!

SCENE 4:

(Jewel De’ Nyle, Steve Holmes)

Hottie Jewel is inside wearing a black skirt and leopard top. She shows off her ass and bounces her tits for the camera before we find her lying in a bed “sleeping” when Steve wanders in wearing while suite. He leans over and kisses her and helps rub her pussy let’s not forget to mention he squeezes her tits even sucking on them. Jewel spreads her legs and Steve sucks on her clit and tongues her asshole. He starts to finger her pussy then digs his tongue into her while she jolts and screams. She sucks his cock then fingers herself on the bed. With his clothes off, Steve spoon fucks her while she plays with his balls. Getting to some missionary he fucks her pussy then pulls out to fuck her mouth which leads into some ball licking and ass licking. She sucks his cock some more and he even fucks her mouth followed by some awesome cowgirl. Steve fills her asshole with two fingers while he rams his cock up into her pussy. Soon he pulls out of her pussy and slides his cock up in between her large round cheeks filling her asshole. Jewel is vocal as ever and the camera isn’t being shy about getting her ass (holy shit)! Her ass gets spread and pulled while he fucks it then she gets up and sucks his cock licking up her juices. She gets back on his cock for more cowgirl as he spreads her cheeks. He slaps his balls then gets up to suck them and his cock. Now she does some anal RC while he fingers her pussy. She gets on her back where he fucks her tits then she gets on him for some RC. He moves down to her asshole and continues to stay with the RC. They roll over for some anal spooning while he slaps her ass. She bends over where he spreads her asshole and tongues it followed by some deep ass fucking. She takes his cock down her anal canal like a dog and licks his toes as well. He pulls out and tongues her ass some more then licks her pussy. Moving back to her asshole for more tonguing he soon slides his cock back up into her loosened asshole and fucks her doggie some more. Using her head as a foot post he bangs her crapper hard. She spreads her ass then he pulls out for her to gape then tongues her gaping shithole. She sits up and he chokes her then he sucks on her toes while jacking off. She gets his load sprayed on her feet and they kiss. She pulls her foot up to her mouth to suck and Steve squeezes her tits.

Overall:

Jewel is as good as ever and so is Steve. This scene was a great way to end the film. I loved all the cowgirl and ass licking and sure hope Steve did as well!

FINALE THOUGHTS:

Well this is one fine film. The sex scenes were terrific and all had something to offer. My favorite of the four had to be the third following close behind was the last. The 2nd scene was in my opinion the weakest of the four because I felt it was the tamest. I liked how the scenery always changed and offered different settings each time. The special features weren’t as loaded as some of PXP’s stuff but did have an almost 20 minute behind the scenes. Now about the behind the scenes: For one the camera follows Jackie into the bathroom where she squats down on the toilet and pisses, which is really hot (yeah, I like a bit of golden showers here and there), second we see some more of Jada’s tits, and the rest of the casts as well, three there are some funny moments between Manuel and Steve talking about the French and Germans, and well hell, check it out! So in concluding my perversion talk at the beginning of this review this is indeed up there within the perversion ranks. Even though there wasn’t any pissing in the film it was in the behind the scenes, there was some opened assholes that got licked though not nearly enough (female assholes that is), but there was no food play. This film would be ranked 2nd in my mainstream porn perverted level with Bella’s 1st perversion coming in first mainly because she pulls fake baby dolls from the girl’s pussies which really is disturbing. Do I have anything to say about what to include next time? Yes, I do. I think that there should be some anal cream pies which are squeezed out into another girls’ mouth, at least one scene! More ass licking/gape tonguing (oh I’m thinking about Gaper Maker, yum), and well use some pudding or something that is sticky and messy! This was one hell of a film to launch Steve’s directorial debut and I hope that he takes his next film to even a higher level and to new perverted heights.

P.S. What brand of cigar was Ariana smoking, it looked good?

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