Steve Holmes' Perversions Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  8/3/2005

Steve holmes' Perversions

Running Time: 120 min. est

The Pocketcomb Premise

Pocketcomb Lovin’ back up in you yet again! I would assume if you are on this site pervert is a moniker that you are familiar with. People here have called me all kinds of insulting names because I have an open love for both gonzo and anal theme movies.

I’m a man, and as a man I want to fuck. I dick dip my woman at least three times a day. Twice before I shut my eyes at night, and I wake up with the roosters doing the cock walk, not to mention the weekend nooner and weekday “Honey, I’m Home” lovin.

As a single man my goal was to hit as many women as possible and it wasn’t unheard of to tap 4-6 different asses a week. Call me what you want, but some might say I have something in common with today’s top talent.

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Ariana Jolie

I don’t know if better legs are in the business today. It doesn’t end there either. This girl has ass enough to crush cantaloupes. If you ask me, the best part of Ariana is her “You wish you could fuck me mentality” it’s sexy as sin and so is she.

Some may not agree. But her best work to date comes in Race Riot . She embraced the raw, race related grudge and with the drop of her panties she silenced an entire genre of porn fans. This girl is very underrated (If she is still even active). Like Kami Andrews, Shy Love and Nikki Hunter she proves that you don’t have to be Euro to enjoy anal.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Jada Fire, Hypnotic, Jackie Moore

This is a serious collection of good ass. I like the mix of people in this scene, you get good IR and enough freak to start your own circus. You have to know that Jade is one bad bitch in my book. Hypnotic may be game for porn, but she really doesn’t move me. By the time I was up on J. Moore she had exited the game, but I have to say that she always had enough ass to keep me smiling.

As stated, I could have done without Hypnotic, but the overall picture was still tight. This scene was close to classic. It was solid sex and people tend to forget how important that is to a good title.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Sarah Rose & Gia Paloma

Gia has an exotic beauty and I have to say that her new chest has to be earning her top dollar right about now. Sarah is a leggy girl that has incredible body, but the worlds worst tan.

Both girls take anal early on, but if you took time out for a pop tart, you’d miss Sarah’s entire scene. That said, Gia put in all the effort and manages to hold this scene together.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Jewel De’ Nyle

This is the woman that made Plat-X famous. Some people talk about how fat she got, but something tells me that hr wallet is equally swollen. Either way, Jewel manages to keep that ass puffy and her chest fluffy, so I got no complaints.

You really have to give this girl credit for her mouth. Dirty talk is an art and she really brings the heat. She may not be the worlds filthiest talk, but I have to say in her absence she is truly missed.

Steve dug that ass out pretty good and Jewel kept asking if she could “Taste her dirty shit hole”. The wrong person at the wrong time might make my tummy churn if they said it, but Jewel had me wanting to grab a spoon and go to work on the mess they made.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 9/10

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I like this title and I’m glad I finally got around to it. It would not have been a joint I picked out on my own, but sometimes you have to follow the crowd if you want to find the parade.

This is a release that Plat, Steve and fans a like can be proud of and you’d do well by adding it to your collection.

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