Private X-Treme 13: A Woman's Ass Is a Beautiful Thing Review
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Studio: Private
Category: Anal
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Starring: Alex Sanders, Byron Long, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Flick Shagwell, Jasmine Lynn, Ben English, Katsuni, Cameron James [I] (female), Gia Paloma, Marco Banderas, Laurel Berry
Released on: 8/10/2004
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Reviewed by picman on 8/23/2004
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| Prologue Over the last couple of years Skeeter Kerkove has produced some highly regarded, analcentric smut. For some reason that's hard to explain, I have never seen any of it. I don't know if it's because he comes off like a snake oil salesman at a medicine show or if it's just not the right combinations of performers and the narrow nature of his particular niche. I do know that I'm not completely pleased with his regular cast of male talent and this video is no different in that regard. What is different here is that it's a Private production, which usually is indicative of an innate technical quality. They usually get robotic performances from the most beautiful women in all of smutville and in the nicest locales. Add Skeeter's twist and maybe we have something here. |
 Gia Paloma The
video opens with multiple angles of a tarted up Gia Paloma ascending a
flight of stairs and swivelling her hips to tease us with a beautiful ass.
She has deep magenta eye shadow on and lingerie that's red and black. Fishnet
stockings and black panties. I'm a fan of hers and find Gia to be erotic
looking under any circumstance. She's extra hot here. She and Skeeter are
taking a drive through the neighborhood and stop to gas up. Gia accompanies
him to the cashier wearing her hot outfit and you can hear the catcalls
from the street. Gia does the gassing up and fondles the nozzle while doing
the filling. What is it with Gia and automotive products? First she covers
herself with motor oil in Riot
Sluts and now this. They drive to a gated community and Skeeter punches in the password, letting them in. Cut to a cigar being lit by Steve Holmes. They appear to be in Skeeter's house as there's a BK sign hanging on the wall and I don't think it represents a hamburger chain. Steve blows some smoke at Gia and has her take an erotic toke of it. She's really turned on and dives into Steve's pants. He gives her more hits off the stogie and then bends Gia over his lap, running the cigar over the gusset of her panties. Gia leans back and gives Steve a short show, playing with her pussy and giving him a taste of her fingers. He plays a little himself and then produces his almost hard cock. Gia's drawn to it like a moth to a flame and buries him in her mouth. Holmes feeds her the cigar between hits on his cock. Seated on an adjacent loveseat is Marco Duato, a Latin looking bodybuilder type. This guy has Chippendales written all over him. Gia goes right for him leaving her flanks unprotected. Steve sticks his cock in her pussy as Gia goes fishing in Marco's pants. His weapon is produced and her mission is to get it hard. Blowing them in tandem, Gia gets the cocks ready for the hard work ahead. Her tits look magnificent from the floor view shots. Clothing has been disappearing steadily from the guys and Gia loses her panties somewhere along the way. Holmes sits back on the couch pulling Gia down on top of him. She lowers her ass onto his cock in RCA. A slow start as she acclimates herself to Steve's size. Marco stands over her head to feed Gia's face. Gia gets pulled back a little for access to her pussy and Marco does something very unusual. He licks her pussy with Steve's cock embedden in her ass just scant millimeters away. That's pretty hot. Too bad it was only momentary. Don't want to turn off the core audience now, do we? Marco sticks his cock in to sandwich Gia. She does Skeeter's patented heel grab as they thrust into her holes. Cut to the penetrations for a CGDP and another cut as the guys change holes. Gia's layed over the arm of the couch and back to the heel grab and it's normal use, a no hands bj. Holmes can't let her ass go untended and fucks it. Gia kneels on the floor and takes two scant, watery loads in her mouth. PCH and some lip smacking cum play lead to the fade out. |
 Lauryl
Berry is
new to me. She also does the trip up the stairs in pvc bra and panties
with thigh high boots. She's eighteen and being thrown to the wolves, Ben
English and Chris Charming. She asks for cock while they're exploring her
soft body and kneels on the floor to receive them. Her throat gets tested
immediately as they pass her mouth back and forth, getting increasingly
forceful. She's put on the couch for the heel grab as English goes drilling
for drool. Charming takes his turn before a cut to doggy penetration for
English while Lauryl tries to keep her mouth on Chris' tool. She sits on
Charming's cock in CG and feasts on English. Lauryl gets passed over to
Ben for an RCA penetration. Chris goes for her head. Ultimately her pussy
must be filled and Charming does the deed. She squeals through the entire
double fuck but gives her body up with no restraint. Cut to CG on English
and Charming gets some ass. Chris fucks her ass pretty hard and shows her
gape. Heel grab in a chair with English fucking her face and Charming her
ass and pussy. More gaping with lube and spit oozing out of Lauryl's ass.
The guys change sides and English hammers her ass relentlessly. She's led
to the floor where the cum gets received and swallowed. |
 Jasmine
Lynn Another
walk up the stairs, this time for Jasmine Lynn. She's in red boots and
a skintight black pvc dress that laces up the front. Her partner for the
day is Scott Lyons. The less said, the better about casting choices.
Some mutual stroking and superficial licks through clothing and Jasmine
frees the cock of a rapidly disrobing Scott. She deepthroats him with
ease, repeatedly. Heel grab bj on the couch and then a very smooth RC
insertion. Jasmine rocks on his cock with her lovely little tits exposed
and showing those great eraser tip nipples. Scott moves his cock into
Jasmine's ass and she's just as active as before. Love to watch her grind
on the base and rubbing her pussy raw. A spoon anal insertion with a
reach around has little Jasmine orgasmic. Cut to doggy anal and some
requested spanking. Mish anal insertion that they transition into piledriver.
Scott pulls out and shoots several streams of cum into and over the still
upside down Jasmine's mouth. Taste and swallow with some light licks
of his cockhead fades us out. |
 Flick Shagwell does
the stairs thing and she's wearing a furry white cap and blue halter top
and hot pants which appear to be terry cloth. White boots over thigh high
stockings. She looks like one of Santa's perverted helpers. Very cute and
amazingly sexy. She takes a walk through the kitchen which has some pink
spotlighting in it. Skeeter is waiting for her on a sheet covered couch
that's up against one of the counters. Byron Long is brought in and as
they kiss he quickly relieves Flick of her top, revealing a pair of small,
firm, beautiful tits. Flick unleashes the beast within Byron's pants and
goes right to work servicing him. After some hard work trying to harden
him, Flick does the heel grab. Byron, who is still rubbery, mounts Flick's
pussy in doggy. That appears to do the trick as he long poles her. Cut
to a mish insertion in a very juicy looking twat. Flick gives her asshole
a little rub and Byron switches holes, working himself deep in her ass.
Cut to an anal piledriver insertion. Flick's hot pussy is gaping open and
Long shows her anal gape. RCA is next and Byron is still having wood problems.
Flick stuffs him all the way in and grinds on Long's cock. Doggy anal and
Flick adds three fingers to her pussy. That's all for Long as Flick turns
around quickly for a load on her tongue and dripping onto her tits. This
could have been a much better scene if Byron had been more prepared. |
 Cameron James (pre
boob job) on the stairs wearing a red jacket and miniskirt with white boots.
Skeeter shows her off and hands Cameron over to Chris Charming. He inspects
her holes and then pushes Cameron back on the bed to lick them. He works
her asshole with his fingers and then looks like he wants to put his ring
in there. Some extra lube is applied and four fingers are inserted. Chris
lays back on the bed and Cameron moves over him for a bj. You can tell
she must be a dancer the way she places her legs and suspends her head
over his cock. Like an up and over cock sucking. Heel grab on the bed and
Chris brings the drool. They're playing cat and mouse with it and Cameron
is having some fun. Chris fucks her in mish and quickly shifts holes. He
alternates between pussy and ass quite a few times and then moves her into
spoon anal. He does some hole shifting here too, but it's mostly ass as
Cameron is very positive about the sodomy. RC in both holes. Chris stands
on the bed to splash an awaiting Cameron, getting his jizz on her tongue
and down the chin. |
 Katsumi is
in a hot pink pvc body suit with black trim and portholes for her nipples
with matching thigh high boots. Damn!! She does the strut up the stairs
and through the house. Skeeter says he saved the best for last and I'm
not disagreeing. Unfortunately, it seems she drew the short straw today
as she's paired off with Alex Sanders. His dick is already hard and Katsumi
scarfs it down to the pubes. He holds her head there and generally plays
breath control games with her. Alex fingers her ass and then mounts it
in doggy. He does some stabbing re-insertions before putting the hammer
down and fucking with some consistency. Up and over with lube dripping
down her pussy which looks very hot. Alex repeatedly drives down and sits
in Katsumi's ass crack. Side entry anal and then RCA. Heel grab bj on the
couch with Katsumi displaying enough language skills to say: "Fuck my mouth." Easy
deep throat and some ball licking. Piledriver anal, but because she's set
up on the couch instead of the floor, Alex can't get the leverage for maximum
penetration. Mish anal on the arm of the couch. He rails her ass while she
pets the kitty. Katsumi gets rolled up a little for an up and over with Alex
getting as deep as he can. Piledriver, on the floor this time. After a lot
of insertions, Alex fingers Katsumi's asshole while he primes his pump and
then squirts into the open orifice. Katsumi feeds herself the cum to end
the video. |
| Epilogue The action here isn't bad, if a tad repetitive. I like the fact that Skeeter cares about the women's appearance and struts them around. There weren't any big fires started in any of these scenes but the women were committed and most of the men did their jobs. I thought that Lauryl Berry was a little out of her element and somewhat overwhelmed but she got through it without any damage. Katsumi could have used a more challenging foil and Flick deserved a harder cock. Since she was also responsible for the production's make-up she earns an extra star. Gia Paloma's opening scene was the best set up and probably the best action. |
| The Disk As with most Private productions there are many language choices. There are some trailers, cast bios, press release, photobook and the trailer for the feature. I must say that I felt the image was on the soft side for this DVD. The lighting was good, but this being a Private production, I expected crisper looking video. |
| Recommendation Rent it. |
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