Secrets Exposed Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  6/7/2004

“Secrets Exposed” is a 2003 offering from Smash Pictures and director James DiGiorgio and it has two things going for it: Cytherea and Joelean. Unfortunately, there are three scenes featuring other girls who simply cannot hold a candle to the two stars.

Scalding hot brunette Cytherea bats leadoff with Brian Heston. Cytherea shows some unsightly stubble around her slit, but that’s the only negative to her or her performance. She steams through a volcanic scene that ends in a facial. Her RC is not to be missed.

Another brown-haired slut, Gia Paloma, is next. She and the ancient Rod Fontana go through the motions in a boring scene that ends with Rod dropping a weak load on Gia’s mug.

Novice porn starlets who want to learn how to suck cock need to watch Joelean. She gobbles Tony Sexton’s rod lovingly in a too-short start to a pretty good scene. God, she can do wonders with her tongue, lips, and the back of her throat! The action is shot is a dark room, and Tony fucks like a robot stuck in first gear. But Joelean still thanks him by taking a wonderful facial.

Keiko and Dominica Leoni waste our time in a less-than-enthusiastic lesbian romp that can’t be saved even with the addition of a dildo.

Sinai is an Asian brunette carrying too much weight. That could be overlooked, but not her bad complexion, unsightly breast tat, and overly shadowed eyes. She’s tough to watch, as is her coupling with Dave Pounder. This standard, boring scene ends with a marginal facial.

The camera work in this flick is pretty good, usually capturing the right angle at the right time. The editor could have switched viewpoints a little more often. The voiceover by the ”letter reader” was sophomoric.

Two good scenes out of five might be acceptable by today’s porn standard, but I’d like a little more bang for my buck. Smash has still not produced a title I was impressed with.

The DVD offers as extras a Photo Gallery, Previews, Behind the Scenes, and Web info. No condoms were noticed in this flick.