Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Review

I rented this specifically to see Britney because I know how dirty she can talk and up the ass is a requirement for her. This is a trashy film and I did a lot of fast forwarding through this movie. Every scene is shot in a small room with funky lighting. The guys are poor performers. The women are not great on the eyes. The women are expected to be submissive and it’s “do this now, do that now, I don’t care if you’re enjoying yourself or not”. The girls really didn't say anything because the guys didn't want to listen to them. That’s not what I want to watch.
Every movie in this scene is based on the same concept so you know exactly what to expect. Every girl is dressed in thigh-high boots, a satin corset and shoulder-length gloves. Right away this disappoints me. I want to see some skin. There is no easing into each scene with a little foreplay like you would see in a Jules Jordan movie.
Every scene immediately starts off with these guys’ fascination with the butt pump and every girl has one inserted and pumped up. This is a moronic shenanigan and it’s used to make each of these girls feel even less than a toy.
Then we get the usual from each girl: the lay on your tummy, grab your ankles, pull your legs in the air and service the guy. What is this? This is supposed to be a turnon? It’s not about making a movie for movie watchers, it’s about these guys getting their jollies while a camera just so happens to be on.

The only scene I saw where one of the girls really got off and there was good chemistry was Lyla. She’s a little hard on the eyes but they worked together real well and if you like asian girls this is good to watch. She enjoys herself and isn’t rushed.

I’ve never seen a Crystal Ray scene which I really liked. I never thought of her as having anything special or being experienced and I can’t get past her looks. Her hair always looks ratty and the tattoos look messy. She’s not an unattractive girl but she’ll never be in a league like Jewel D’Nyle, Lauren Phoenix, or any one of these European women.

Britney was a disappointment. Really short, weak BJ because these guys were rushing her and they go straight into DP and she doesn’t get anything out of it. She’s not turned on enough to talk dirty and the scene is short. This doesn’t come close to what I’ve seen her do in Evasive Angel’s 4x4 Leather & Lace Gang, etc. She got paid for really doing nothing.

Jayna Oso started out with an aggressive BJ but I had to skip this scene, I had enough with this movie. I don’t find her that attractive to watch.

Smash is in a different league than the other companies out there. I don’t think they show these girls much respect. They approach everything like it's a big joke. They can’t compete with Digital Sin, Third Degree, Zero Tolerance, Jules Jordan, Lex or Slayer for quality sex and quality women. These other companies might have intense sex but they’re main object is to make a good film, to let the women enjoy themselves and not to make the women look like they’re being exploited.