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Assploitations 7
Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 4/12/2007 by pwing
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Starring: Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Johnny Thrust, Sledge Hammer, Andrew Andretti, Harmony Rose, Buster Good, Carly Parker, Tory Lane, Jay Lassiter, Veronica Rayne, Lexi Bardot
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Tory Lane
Review brief: Disappointment abounds here. Anyone who has seen Tory perform knows what she's capable of but here she fails to impress in her directorial debut. "Assploitations 7" lacks any feeling of cohesion and is at times unwatchable. Male talent wearing patent leather hoods with cat ears is a deal breaker in and of itself but add to that some awkward positions, odd camera angles and unimpressive finishes and what you've got is a recipe for disaster. It's difficult to understand how such a poor final product could come from the direction of such a stellar performer.
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Taylor St. Claire Dominatrix
Release date: 8/7/2006
Reviewed on: 4/2/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Taylor St. Clair, Jezebelle Bond, Renee Pornero, Julie Simone, Anastasia Pierce
Studio: Bizarre
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 65 min. Production Date: 8 / 26 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Anastasia Pierce, Jezebelle Bond, Julie Simone, Renee Pornero, and Taylor St. Claire The Short Story Initial Expectations: Bizarre has been rather hit or miss for me, but with this cast I can't help but have a bit of hope. Initial Reaction: It's pretty hit or miss Who Should Watch It : Spanking fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of mix to the domination The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. There's a decent balance to some of the audio, but there's also a lot of background noises. You get wind noises, planes, and the second scene, somebody off camera giving Taylor directions on what to do through most of the scene. The video also leaves plenty to be desired. It's presented in the full frame format, and although it's pretty well lit, the video quality is also below VHS quality.
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Philippine Teen
Release date: 1/11/2007
Reviewed on: 3/17/2007 by Bird's Eye
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Starring: Angel, Nicole, Sugar, Razel, Jack B. Kwik, L.J.
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Shag Manila
Review brief: This title is more about blowjobs than about the pretty girls depicted on the DVD cover art. Each scene consists of two-thirds cocksucking and one-third fucking. I found myself fast-forwarding through the fellatio sequences, which go on ad nauseum. The camera angles are mediocre, and during close-up shots, which occur frequently, the camera goes in and out of focus so many times that I literally became dizzy. There are unpleasant moments (thankfully only a few) when, while the sole male performer in the video (he alone does all five girls) pounds away in missionary, you get to see close-ups of his asshole. The guy's face is never shown, only his body. Interestingly the description on the DVD art says that the feature contains "Asian amateurs . . . swallowing huge cocks." One would expect the plural to indicate more than one guy. Are the viewers so dumb they can't tell it's the same headless body and cock in every scene? All the girls but one seem inexperienced (in keeping with their "amateur" status) and they never utter a word, not even a moan.
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Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits
Release date: 3/7/2006
Reviewed on: 3/14/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Rod Fontana, Frank Towers, John West, Loni, Scott Lyons, Reno, Gianna Michaels, Trina Michaels, Nadia Hilton, Haley Paige, Kaylee Sanchez
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Rod Fontana
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 10 / 27, 29 / 2005, 11 / 1 / 2005 Director: Rod Fontana Cast: Gianna Michaels, Haley Paige, Kaylee Sanchez, Loni, Nadia Hilton, Trina Michaels, Frank Towers, John West, Reno, Rod Fontana, and Scott Lyons The Short Story Initial Expectations: I'm not much of a fan of busty movies, but with Gianna and Haley Paige I can't help but have a little hope here. Initial Reaction: It's okay. Who Should Watch It : Fans of big tits Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all natural big tits The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and fairly well balanced with a few areas seeming a little off. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is a bit varied. The lighting ranges from nicely done to almost nonexistent, but there isn't much grain anywhere in the movie. There is, however, a bit of noticeable camera motion.
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Girlvana
Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/18/2007 by dawg
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Starring: Alexia, Charmane Star, Kaylynn, Teanna Kai, Gigi, Jenna Haze, Alicia Rhodes, Angel Cassidy, Bobbi Eden, Eva Angelina, Dillan Lauren, Celeste Star, Sammie Rhodes, Mackenzie Mack, Kirsten Price, Karina Kay, Julia Bond, Ria Lynn, Nyomi Zen, Codi, Alektra Blue, Charlotte Stokely
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: I love the girl/girl genre and bought this flick with high expectations thinking the "high definition" that this DVD was filmed in would bring me up to "sniff range" of the pussies. Wrong! Instead, nearly all the shots are made from the vantage point of a non-participating observer standing at least 5 feet away from the action. This is made worse by the widescreen format the DVD was filmed in. Every girl and every body feature looks like it's 10 ft. away from you. No body details, definitely no sensual element offered by sniff range closeup. Of course, the viewer can use the zoom feature of his DVD player to enlarge the shots, but then he'll instantly get grainy pictures and not the high definition rendition that was intended. In fairness, there are on extremely rare occasions, a few closeup shots, but they are so rare that they might as well not be in the movie. Additionally, the cameraman shifts the shots all over the place nonstop.
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Pumpin Plumpers 2
Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 2/4/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Brandi, Dawn Phoenix, Charlotte
Studio: Big Top
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 8 / 1 / 2006 Director: John Graham Cast: Brandi, Charlotte, Dawn Phoenix, and Michael J. Cox The Short Story Initial Expectations: The little I've seen from Big Top hasn't been too impressive. I'm not sure why I was drawn to this one, but I just had to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: There's a bit of potential here, but it rarely gets used. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting realistic looking women having sex with chemistry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting really fat chicks The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects don't even come close to an average level. The audio has frequent background noises, balance problems, and a some hollow spots. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks about like a second or third generation VHS copy. The lighting is inconsistent from scene to scene and there's some slow motion effects that interfere with the action. This is a poor looking and sounding movie.
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Private Black Label 47: All In
Release date: 10/9/2006
Reviewed on: 12/25/2006 by Daigoro
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Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Dick Nasty, Monica Mayhem, Katie Morgan, Kami Andrews, Brad Baldwin, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Dylan Ryder, Lexi Bardot, Justice Young, Joe Blow, Sullivan
Studio: Private
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: All InPrivateStarring: Katie Morgan, Monica Mayhem, Jeaniemarie Sullivan, Lexi Bardot, Dylan RyderDirected By: Nic CramerFEATURE: This is a porn based on the professional poker player world. It begins with a brunette blowing two guys under a table. It is a weak opening. The second scene is equally disappointing and waiting for Monica Mayhem and Katie Morgan's scenes is the only thing keeping me even remotely interested. Monica puts in an O.K. performance in the third scene and Katie performs outstandingly in the fourth, but the way the scenes are shot and edited doesn't help at all. The woman in scene five gets DPed for days, yuck. She was into it but the scenes' dirty biker mentality turned me off. Scene six was about even with Monica's scene, decent performance shot badly. Overall I was not impressed by the short segments, camera work that often missed the action, or the flat audio that made me wonder if my ears needed to pop. This film is bad enough that you probably won't see any Nic Cramer reviews coming from me again.
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Brazilian Ass Feast
Release date: 11/13/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2006 by howie
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Starring: Wesley, Kid Jamaica, Vitor Gaucho, Don Picone, Monica Mattos, Ju Pantera, Princyany, Thaiza Lemmon, Dino Miranda, Lisa Angel, Rafael Sanchez, Pit Garcia, Gisele Prodo
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Jake Jacobs
Review brief: Director: Jake Jacobs Running time: 1:33 Cast listing: Scene 1 Princyany with Kid Jamaica Scene 2 Gisele (a) with Bad Boy Scene 3 Monica Mattos (a) with Don Picone Scene 4 Thaiza Lemmon (a) with Vitor Scene 5 Ju Pantera (a) with Wesley Scene 6 Lisa Angel (a, dp) with Dino Miranda & Rafael Sanchez Brazilian Ass Feast is an attempt by New Sensations to delight us with Brazilian female talent filmed on exotic locales throughout Brazil. And it failed. I question if there is a market here in the U.S. for porn featuring Brazilian girls since it seems there has been a number of Brazilian-themed pornos released lately but I have to believe that it due more to economics (cheaper labor, perhaps) than meeting a strong, consumer demand. Every scene except the first lives up to the ass feast title and except for Kid Jamaica and Wesley Pipes, the male talent is local to Brazil, I believe. Each scene starts with the girl performing a tease segment wearing a bikini set while music is playing.
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Big Natural Tits (Mayhem)
Release date: 10/26/2006
Reviewed on: 11/29/2006 by Daigoro
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Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Jessica, Scott Lyons, Rita Faltoyano, Anthony Hardwood, Joe Friday, Alexis Silver, Barry Scott, Alex Gonz, Rucca Page, Brooke Banner
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Barrett Blade
Review brief: Big Natural TitsMayhemStarring: Rucca Page, Jessica, Rita Faltoyano, Alexis Silver, Brooke BannerDirected By: Barrett BladeFEATURE: This is a mediocre film plagued by horrible camera angles, bored looking performers, and guys who can't stay hard. Some of these dudes are hard to look at, either butt rocker white trash or just plain fat. The only hot women are Rita and Brooke and even their scenes were hard to watch due to the camera work. This is a real stinker.
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Big Bad Mamas
Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Devyn Devine, Mountain Rain, Niko Ventura
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 3 / 12 / 2005, 3 / 30 / 2005, 1 / 7 / 2006, 2 / 27 / 2006 Director: None credited Cast: Devyn Devine, Jata, Mountain Rain, Niko Ventura, Samantha 38G, Rod, and a few uncredited guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been kind of hit or miss for me, but their big women stuff has been pretty good. I have a bit of hope here. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Fans of women with some meat on their bones Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting high quality technical aspects or something that at least has average quality camera work and editing The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio level varies, making it necessary to adjust your volume from scene to scene. There are also a few background noises, including the performers being given directions. The video is also a little below average.
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Barely Legal: All Girl Slumber Party
Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 7/9/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Leah Luv, Sammie Rhodes, Anita Blue, Cassie Courtland, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Paris Dahl, Sienna Moore, Aubery Banks
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Wit Maverick
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1 / 29 / 2006 Director: Wit Maverick Cast: Anita Blue, Aubrey Banks, Cassie Courtland, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Leah Luv, Paris Dahl, Sammie Rhodes, and Siena Moore The Short Story Initial Expectations: Wit Maverick has made some pretty good movies. I'm not into barely legal action that much, but with Sammie Rhodes and Cassie Courtland in this one I can't help but be a little interested. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of all girl barely legal action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting passion over eye candy The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is on the weak side, with a few background nosies and balance problems along with music covering up the girls. The video also left a bit to be desired. It's very clear, but there are shadows, inconsistent lighting, and minor motion problems which definitely interfered with the movie for me.
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Lady Ass Lickers 14
Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 7/1/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Nina, Lena Ramon, Katrina Rosebud, Veronica Snow, Lainey, Gen Padova
Studio: Mother Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Veronica Snow, Katrina Rosebud, Nina, Gen Padova, Lainey, and Lena Ramon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mothers has put out some pretty hot movies that have always been held back by being put on DVDs that look like they might have been made by monkeys. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Theres some nice ass licking, but its one of the weaker installments of the series Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting all girl action with an emphasis on ass licking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal or toys The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is balanced pretty well, but theres a fair amount of background noise from the camera to things going clunk. The video is much the same way. It isnt bad, but there is just enough pixelation to be noticed, a few minor lighting inconsistencies, and a lot of soft focus blurs and fast pans and zooms.
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Joannie Pneumatic
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006 by Kelly
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Starring: John Decker, Dave Hardman, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Tatiana, Selena, Davia Ardell, Nicole London
Studio: Pleasure
Review brief: Title: Joannie Pneumatic Company: Pleasure (Hip Video) Length : 78 minutes VHS Release: October 1, 1996 DVD Release: November 2000 Condoms: None Director: Herschal Savage Editor: Raymond Allen BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Joannie Pneumatic (Selena) is an ordinary mild mannered type. A construction worker transformed into one sexual cyber slut when a memory chip is implanted in her brain. Go ahead. Mount. Plug in. And download. (Im impressed they didnt go a bit more porno with it. You know, something like, If you thought Johnny Mnemonic (1995) sucked just wait til you see how well Joannie Pneumatic sucks.) THE MOVIE The story involves a sex chip, some doctors, some construction workers, and a barmaid. At the center of it all is Selena as Joannie, a foul-mouthed construction worker who was raised to be a tomboy by a father who never got the son he wanted. She wants to fuck her buddy, Vince, who only has eyes for the slutty bartender, Tatianna. So, she becomes a test subject for Dr. Drake and Dr. London, whose previous sex chip had failed on John Decker.
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Anal Addicts 22
Release date: 5/2/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Van Damage, Anthony Hardwood, Cindy Crawford, Joe Friday, Jasmine Tame, Roxetta, Barry Scott, Marco Banderas, Cherrie Rose, Katja Kassin
Studio: Northstar Associates
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 3 / 13, 15, 22 / 2006 Director: Richie Zaye (movie credits), Craven Moorehead (boxcover) Cast: Cherry Rose, Cindy Crawford, Jasmine Tame, Katja Kassin, Roxetta, Anthony Hardwood, Barry Scott, Joe Friday, Marco Banderas, and Van Damage The Short Story Initial Expectations: Cindy Crawford, Katja Kassin, and Roxetta all in one movie? How could one go into this without high expectations???? Initial Reaction: Boredom. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see how basic an anal movie can be or who misses anal movies of the mid-nineties Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an anal movie with plenty of passion and good camera work The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and nicely balanced. The video is decently lit but disappointing. It has a pixelated look that gets worse with motion, and theres some ghosting that also shows up. Basically the video reminded me of internet video rather than DVD quality.
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Maraschino Cherry
Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2006 by andyblake
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Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Don't be fooled by the fact that this was directed by Radley Metzger, who directed such acknowledged classics as The Opening of Misty Beethoven. This film just doesn't come close to the level of Misty Beethoven, or Metzger's other efforts. The DVD was transfered from an extremely distressed print of the movie. This thing is simply terrible to look at, and there is little eroticism, despite the presence of the superstars of the era, including Leslie Bovee, Gloria Leonard, Constance Money, and Annette Haven. For example, Constance Money's scene consists only of a short handjob. About the only thing that saves this film from being a complete waste is the nasty, kinky S&M scene with C.J. Lang.
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Fucking Hostile (DVSX)
Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 4/22/2006 by picman
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Starring: Sophia, Cheyne Collins, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Banks, Dick Delaware, Talon, Dana Vespoli, Dirty Harry, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Andrew Andretti, Jasmine Byrne, Jack Venice, Gianna Lynn
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Prologue With all the maneuverings going on between RLD and Evil Angel at the turn of the year, not much notice was taken about similar shifting around at DVSX. They seemed to have retooled with some new directors, and amongst them is Craven Moorehead, formerly of Northstar. This title sounds like he's stepping into Guy Capo's arena and making a variation of Grudgefuck. The cast is very nice, with some standout performers in Melissa Lauren, Jasmine Byrne and Leah Luv sharing the cover. Dana Vespoli, Gianna Lynn and Sophia round out the lineup. Only Gianna would be suspect in a take no prisoners sexual scenario, but that remains to be seen. Let's see how the "new" DVSX shapes up. Melissa Lauren is being dragged into a rocky canyon by two would be kidnappers. She's gagged, and they tell her that her father won't pay the ransom. Guns are aimed at her head and she's asked if she has any last requests. Andrettihe gag is pulled off and Melissa says: "I want you guys to fuck me really good".
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Reverse Interracial Gangbang
Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 4/13/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Misty, Patricia, Virginia, Katia, Angelina Sweet, Darina, Simone Peach, Petty Pol, Ariana Rich, Sabrina White
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Reverse Interracial Gang Bang STUDIO: Devil's Films DIRECTOR:Uncredited CAST: Nikki, Melony, Ponny, Lora, Gabriela, Manga, Natali, April, Juliya, Miki, Liza & Wesley Q U I C K I E REVIEW: I give up on reverse gang bangs. Perhaps I'm just not checking out the right titles because so far I've only been satisfied with Out Numbered #2 (Erik was assisted by two other guys though). The female cast here is as non-descript as it gets. All one-namers and none of them really stand out looks wise. "April" and "Natali" are the closest to hot. I didn't see any anal in the first scene but I saw some in the second scene. I really don't think the particulars are even important here. Someone with a porn habit like myself can fast forward right through this entire flick.
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My Virtual She-Male: Carmen Cruz
Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/9/2006 by BIGmike
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Starring: Carmen Cruz
Studio: In-X-Cess
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 3.5 Okay, a virtual she-male title, interesting idea. The menu to kick things off is organized a little oddly. At the top of the main menu options is Website (website address), followed by Interview, Strip Tease, After Shoot, Play With Me (this is the sex), Masturbation, and Photo Gallery. The photo gallery is 3 one minute autoplay slideshows of Carmen posing outside and in action. There's roughly a total of 25 minutes of Carmen sucking ("she sucks"), a guy sucking her ("you suck"), sex in various positions, some more oral ("suck off"), first by her, then by guy. The action ends with ("cum shot") by guy, and perhaps I missed any attempt by Carmen to cum? Some Spanish is spoken in ("after shoot"), which I understood none of. The execution was a bit of a mess. I had a slight live and learn through mistakes learning curve: I found the navigation to be a slight pain in the ass. Hit the wrong button, and you're stuck replaying a segment that may have been halfway done, since fast forward didn't seem to work on my main DVD player.
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Re-Penetrator
Release date: 3/6/2006
Reviewed on: 3/29/2006 by morbidthoughts
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Starring: Margaret, Brooklyn, Joanna Angel, Presley Paige, Tommy Pistol
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Review brief: Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains". I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock.
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Where The Boys Aren't 1
Release date: 5/23/2003
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Barbara Dare, Fallon, Tori Welles, April West, Summer Rose, Barby Dare
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Judy Blue, Paul Thomas
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 1989 Director: Judy Blue aka Paul Thomas Cast: April West, Barbara Dare, Fallon, Summer Rose, and Tori Welles in sexual roles and Joey Silvera and Paul Thomas in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: I think I remember watching this one a long, long time ago. Im kinda looking forward to seeing it again. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good movie and a pretty lousy DVD. Who Should Watch It : Fans of all girl action with a bit of humor Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting passionate all girl group scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a lot to be desired until one considers that the movie was made in the late eighties. The audio is pretty well balanced, and I didnt notice any background noises. The video is a bit blurry, but nicely lit and smooth flowing. Music: The music is cheesy, but thats to be expected with a movie this old. Thankfully its nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Cherries 41
Release date: 3/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/8/2006 by astroknight
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Studio: XPLOR
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 3 / 1 / 2005 Director: None credited Cast: Mandy, Anita Blue, Sydney, Carrie, Sabrina, and some guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from this series, but Xplor / Homegrown hasnt impressed me much with the little Ive seen from them. I cant get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: Its more pro-am than amateur, and far from good amateur. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh talent Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the chemistry that goes with real amateur porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little below average. The audio is pretty well balanced, but there are quite a few background noises. The video is clear and free of shadows, but theres a lot of camera motion. Its enough camera motion that my head hurt before the movie was even half done.
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Best Of Lex Vs Mandingo 2, The
Release date: 1/30/2006
Reviewed on: 3/7/2006 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Angel, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Suzi Suzuki, Wesley Pipes, Candy Cotton, Monica Sweetheart, Bobbi Barrington, Avy Scott, Jessie J, Candi Licious
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Devil's Film The Best Of Lex vs Mandingo 2 Movie Summary Let the rematch begin! With a title starring Lex and Mandingo, not to mention a handful of pretty blondes and brunettes, you'd expect to find some kick-ass smut. Regrettably, out of the 8 scenes found in the compilation, only the first scene with Avy scott is watchable. As for the majority of the others, they are poorly mastered with one technical nightmare after another. Most suffering from a gritty picture or over-saturation resulting in a very white/bleached picture quality.
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Teagan: All American Girl
Release date: 1/15/2009
Reviewed on: 2/28/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jana Cova, Sarah Blake, Teagan Presley, Scott Nails, Hillary Scott, Paola Rey, Holly Morgan, Marco Banderas, Kelly Kline
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Celeste
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 3 / 26 / 2005 Director: Celeste Cast: Hillary Scott, Holly Morgan, Jana Cova, Kelly Kline, Paola Rey, Sarah Blake, Evan Stone, Marco Duato, Scott Nails, and of course, Teagan The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen any of Celestes work from behind the camera, so Im going into this one a bit curious Initial Reaction: Its been a long time since Ive hated a movie like this. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who cares more about pretty than sexy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who cant find their remote control The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: There is no audio other than the music. The video is soft and nicely lit, with barely any grain or camera motion. Its also presented in anamorphic widescreen, which is very nice to see. Music: The music is nicely done, but since its the only audio in the movie it better be! It varies from scene to scene, and even between the warmup and the fucking in each scene.
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Amateur Endzone
Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Tyce Bune, Dick Nasty, Guy DiSilva, Dale Dabone, Mariesa Arroyo, Juliana Kincaid, Alaura Eden, Rhiannon Bray, Julie Night, Jasmine Lynn, Cailey Taylor, Dick Delaware, Anika Fox, Mario Rossi
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 133 min. Production Date: 3 / 24 / 2005 Director: Luc Wylder Cast: Mariesa, Dale DaBone, Julie Night, Tyce Bune, Cailey Taylor, Guy DaSilva, Jasmine Lynne, Tony Tedeschi, Juliana Kinkaid, Kyle Stone, Alaura Eden, Mario Rossi, Anika Fox, Dick Delaware, Rhiannon Bray, and Dick Nasty The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmmm. Amateurs? I kinda doubt it but Im at least interested. Initial Reaction: Although theres some nice scenes, the poor video quality really held this one back for me. Who Should Watch It : Fans of anal action with fresh talent Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a 100 anal movie or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Theres a few background noises, but for the most part its clear and well balanced. The video, however, leaves a lot to be desired. The good news is that theres just a hint of grain and the action is well lit.
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Big Titty Woman 2
Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 2/11/2006 by wizzerbud
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Starring: Jerry, Jay, Tommy Gunn, Bailey, Brett Rockman, Brittney Skye, Anthony Hardwood, Sascha, Steven French, Talon, Trina Michaels, James Deen, Brandy Talore, Sara Stone
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Watching this video is enough to make your stomach turn. You might want to keep a barf bucket handy, just in case. It should come with a warning label that it is not for the squeamish. Each scene starts out with a busty chick who pulls out her big tits, rubs on them, rubs her pussy, and some strange hand comes out to shoot her with water or oil from a water pistol. She moves on to a couch or chair and a strange hand will come out to fondle her, shove his hands into her mouth, etc. I say this now so I dont have to repeat myself for each scene. That being said, why would I consider it something akin to Linda Blair and The Exorcist? Along the way during each scene we see the girls spit at the camera. I am talking big mouthfuls of slobber. With each one comes some gushing sound like a thunder or cannon shooting off. And to top it off, the scene continues filming with parts of this spit still on the camera. This happens several times throughout each scene. If you havent lost interest by now, or maybe this perversion gets your motor running, here is the rundown.
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Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 4/12/2007 by pwing
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Starring: Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Johnny Thrust, Sledge Hammer, Andrew Andretti, Harmony Rose, Buster Good, Carly Parker, Tory Lane, Jay Lassiter, Veronica Rayne, Lexi Bardot
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Tory Lane
Review brief: Disappointment abounds here. Anyone who has seen Tory perform knows what she's capable of but here she fails to impress in her directorial debut. "Assploitations 7" lacks any feeling of cohesion and is at times unwatchable. Male talent wearing patent leather hoods with cat ears is a deal breaker in and of itself but add to that some awkward positions, odd camera angles and unimpressive finishes and what you've got is a recipe for disaster. It's difficult to understand how such a poor final product could come from the direction of such a stellar performer.
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Release date: 8/7/2006
Reviewed on: 4/2/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Taylor St. Clair, Jezebelle Bond, Renee Pornero, Julie Simone, Anastasia Pierce
Studio: Bizarre
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 65 min. Production Date: 8 / 26 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Anastasia Pierce, Jezebelle Bond, Julie Simone, Renee Pornero, and Taylor St. Claire The Short Story Initial Expectations: Bizarre has been rather hit or miss for me, but with this cast I can't help but have a bit of hope. Initial Reaction: It's pretty hit or miss Who Should Watch It : Spanking fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of mix to the domination The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. There's a decent balance to some of the audio, but there's also a lot of background noises. You get wind noises, planes, and the second scene, somebody off camera giving Taylor directions on what to do through most of the scene. The video also leaves plenty to be desired. It's presented in the full frame format, and although it's pretty well lit, the video quality is also below VHS quality.
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Release date: 1/11/2007
Reviewed on: 3/17/2007 by Bird's Eye
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Starring: Angel, Nicole, Sugar, Razel, Jack B. Kwik, L.J.
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Shag Manila
Review brief: This title is more about blowjobs than about the pretty girls depicted on the DVD cover art. Each scene consists of two-thirds cocksucking and one-third fucking. I found myself fast-forwarding through the fellatio sequences, which go on ad nauseum. The camera angles are mediocre, and during close-up shots, which occur frequently, the camera goes in and out of focus so many times that I literally became dizzy. There are unpleasant moments (thankfully only a few) when, while the sole male performer in the video (he alone does all five girls) pounds away in missionary, you get to see close-ups of his asshole. The guy's face is never shown, only his body. Interestingly the description on the DVD art says that the feature contains "Asian amateurs . . . swallowing huge cocks." One would expect the plural to indicate more than one guy. Are the viewers so dumb they can't tell it's the same headless body and cock in every scene? All the girls but one seem inexperienced (in keeping with their "amateur" status) and they never utter a word, not even a moan.
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Release date: 3/7/2006
Reviewed on: 3/14/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Rod Fontana, Frank Towers, John West, Loni, Scott Lyons, Reno, Gianna Michaels, Trina Michaels, Nadia Hilton, Haley Paige, Kaylee Sanchez
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Rod Fontana
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 10 / 27, 29 / 2005, 11 / 1 / 2005 Director: Rod Fontana Cast: Gianna Michaels, Haley Paige, Kaylee Sanchez, Loni, Nadia Hilton, Trina Michaels, Frank Towers, John West, Reno, Rod Fontana, and Scott Lyons The Short Story Initial Expectations: I'm not much of a fan of busty movies, but with Gianna and Haley Paige I can't help but have a little hope here. Initial Reaction: It's okay. Who Should Watch It : Fans of big tits Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all natural big tits The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and fairly well balanced with a few areas seeming a little off. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is a bit varied. The lighting ranges from nicely done to almost nonexistent, but there isn't much grain anywhere in the movie. There is, however, a bit of noticeable camera motion.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/18/2007 by dawg
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Starring: Alexia, Charmane Star, Kaylynn, Teanna Kai, Gigi, Jenna Haze, Alicia Rhodes, Angel Cassidy, Bobbi Eden, Eva Angelina, Dillan Lauren, Celeste Star, Sammie Rhodes, Mackenzie Mack, Kirsten Price, Karina Kay, Julia Bond, Ria Lynn, Nyomi Zen, Codi, Alektra Blue, Charlotte Stokely
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: I love the girl/girl genre and bought this flick with high expectations thinking the "high definition" that this DVD was filmed in would bring me up to "sniff range" of the pussies. Wrong! Instead, nearly all the shots are made from the vantage point of a non-participating observer standing at least 5 feet away from the action. This is made worse by the widescreen format the DVD was filmed in. Every girl and every body feature looks like it's 10 ft. away from you. No body details, definitely no sensual element offered by sniff range closeup. Of course, the viewer can use the zoom feature of his DVD player to enlarge the shots, but then he'll instantly get grainy pictures and not the high definition rendition that was intended. In fairness, there are on extremely rare occasions, a few closeup shots, but they are so rare that they might as well not be in the movie. Additionally, the cameraman shifts the shots all over the place nonstop.
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Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 2/4/2007 by astroknight
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Starring: Brandi, Dawn Phoenix, Charlotte
Studio: Big Top
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 8 / 1 / 2006 Director: John Graham Cast: Brandi, Charlotte, Dawn Phoenix, and Michael J. Cox The Short Story Initial Expectations: The little I've seen from Big Top hasn't been too impressive. I'm not sure why I was drawn to this one, but I just had to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: There's a bit of potential here, but it rarely gets used. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting realistic looking women having sex with chemistry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting really fat chicks The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects don't even come close to an average level. The audio has frequent background noises, balance problems, and a some hollow spots. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks about like a second or third generation VHS copy. The lighting is inconsistent from scene to scene and there's some slow motion effects that interfere with the action. This is a poor looking and sounding movie.
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Release date: 10/9/2006
Reviewed on: 12/25/2006 by Daigoro
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Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Dick Nasty, Monica Mayhem, Katie Morgan, Kami Andrews, Brad Baldwin, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Dylan Ryder, Lexi Bardot, Justice Young, Joe Blow, Sullivan
Studio: Private
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: All InPrivateStarring: Katie Morgan, Monica Mayhem, Jeaniemarie Sullivan, Lexi Bardot, Dylan RyderDirected By: Nic CramerFEATURE: This is a porn based on the professional poker player world. It begins with a brunette blowing two guys under a table. It is a weak opening. The second scene is equally disappointing and waiting for Monica Mayhem and Katie Morgan's scenes is the only thing keeping me even remotely interested. Monica puts in an O.K. performance in the third scene and Katie performs outstandingly in the fourth, but the way the scenes are shot and edited doesn't help at all. The woman in scene five gets DPed for days, yuck. She was into it but the scenes' dirty biker mentality turned me off. Scene six was about even with Monica's scene, decent performance shot badly. Overall I was not impressed by the short segments, camera work that often missed the action, or the flat audio that made me wonder if my ears needed to pop. This film is bad enough that you probably won't see any Nic Cramer reviews coming from me again.
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Release date: 11/13/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2006 by howie
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Starring: Wesley, Kid Jamaica, Vitor Gaucho, Don Picone, Monica Mattos, Ju Pantera, Princyany, Thaiza Lemmon, Dino Miranda, Lisa Angel, Rafael Sanchez, Pit Garcia, Gisele Prodo
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Jake Jacobs
Review brief: Director: Jake Jacobs Running time: 1:33 Cast listing: Scene 1 Princyany with Kid Jamaica Scene 2 Gisele (a) with Bad Boy Scene 3 Monica Mattos (a) with Don Picone Scene 4 Thaiza Lemmon (a) with Vitor Scene 5 Ju Pantera (a) with Wesley Scene 6 Lisa Angel (a, dp) with Dino Miranda & Rafael Sanchez Brazilian Ass Feast is an attempt by New Sensations to delight us with Brazilian female talent filmed on exotic locales throughout Brazil. And it failed. I question if there is a market here in the U.S. for porn featuring Brazilian girls since it seems there has been a number of Brazilian-themed pornos released lately but I have to believe that it due more to economics (cheaper labor, perhaps) than meeting a strong, consumer demand. Every scene except the first lives up to the ass feast title and except for Kid Jamaica and Wesley Pipes, the male talent is local to Brazil, I believe. Each scene starts with the girl performing a tease segment wearing a bikini set while music is playing.
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Release date: 10/26/2006
Reviewed on: 11/29/2006 by Daigoro
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Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Jessica, Scott Lyons, Rita Faltoyano, Anthony Hardwood, Joe Friday, Alexis Silver, Barry Scott, Alex Gonz, Rucca Page, Brooke Banner
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Barrett Blade
Review brief: Big Natural TitsMayhemStarring: Rucca Page, Jessica, Rita Faltoyano, Alexis Silver, Brooke BannerDirected By: Barrett BladeFEATURE: This is a mediocre film plagued by horrible camera angles, bored looking performers, and guys who can't stay hard. Some of these dudes are hard to look at, either butt rocker white trash or just plain fat. The only hot women are Rita and Brooke and even their scenes were hard to watch due to the camera work. This is a real stinker.
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Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Devyn Devine, Mountain Rain, Niko Ventura
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 3 / 12 / 2005, 3 / 30 / 2005, 1 / 7 / 2006, 2 / 27 / 2006 Director: None credited Cast: Devyn Devine, Jata, Mountain Rain, Niko Ventura, Samantha 38G, Rod, and a few uncredited guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been kind of hit or miss for me, but their big women stuff has been pretty good. I have a bit of hope here. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Fans of women with some meat on their bones Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting high quality technical aspects or something that at least has average quality camera work and editing The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio level varies, making it necessary to adjust your volume from scene to scene. There are also a few background noises, including the performers being given directions. The video is also a little below average.
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Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 7/9/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Leah Luv, Sammie Rhodes, Anita Blue, Cassie Courtland, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Paris Dahl, Sienna Moore, Aubery Banks
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Wit Maverick
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1 / 29 / 2006 Director: Wit Maverick Cast: Anita Blue, Aubrey Banks, Cassie Courtland, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Leah Luv, Paris Dahl, Sammie Rhodes, and Siena Moore The Short Story Initial Expectations: Wit Maverick has made some pretty good movies. I'm not into barely legal action that much, but with Sammie Rhodes and Cassie Courtland in this one I can't help but be a little interested. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of all girl barely legal action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting passion over eye candy The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is on the weak side, with a few background nosies and balance problems along with music covering up the girls. The video also left a bit to be desired. It's very clear, but there are shadows, inconsistent lighting, and minor motion problems which definitely interfered with the movie for me.
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Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 7/1/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Nina, Lena Ramon, Katrina Rosebud, Veronica Snow, Lainey, Gen Padova
Studio: Mother Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Veronica Snow, Katrina Rosebud, Nina, Gen Padova, Lainey, and Lena Ramon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mothers has put out some pretty hot movies that have always been held back by being put on DVDs that look like they might have been made by monkeys. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Theres some nice ass licking, but its one of the weaker installments of the series Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting all girl action with an emphasis on ass licking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal or toys The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is balanced pretty well, but theres a fair amount of background noise from the camera to things going clunk. The video is much the same way. It isnt bad, but there is just enough pixelation to be noticed, a few minor lighting inconsistencies, and a lot of soft focus blurs and fast pans and zooms.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006 by Kelly
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Starring: John Decker, Dave Hardman, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Tatiana, Selena, Davia Ardell, Nicole London
Studio: Pleasure
Review brief: Title: Joannie Pneumatic Company: Pleasure (Hip Video) Length : 78 minutes VHS Release: October 1, 1996 DVD Release: November 2000 Condoms: None Director: Herschal Savage Editor: Raymond Allen BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Joannie Pneumatic (Selena) is an ordinary mild mannered type. A construction worker transformed into one sexual cyber slut when a memory chip is implanted in her brain. Go ahead. Mount. Plug in. And download. (Im impressed they didnt go a bit more porno with it. You know, something like, If you thought Johnny Mnemonic (1995) sucked just wait til you see how well Joannie Pneumatic sucks.) THE MOVIE The story involves a sex chip, some doctors, some construction workers, and a barmaid. At the center of it all is Selena as Joannie, a foul-mouthed construction worker who was raised to be a tomboy by a father who never got the son he wanted. She wants to fuck her buddy, Vince, who only has eyes for the slutty bartender, Tatianna. So, she becomes a test subject for Dr. Drake and Dr. London, whose previous sex chip had failed on John Decker.
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Release date: 5/2/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Van Damage, Anthony Hardwood, Cindy Crawford, Joe Friday, Jasmine Tame, Roxetta, Barry Scott, Marco Banderas, Cherrie Rose, Katja Kassin
Studio: Northstar Associates
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 3 / 13, 15, 22 / 2006 Director: Richie Zaye (movie credits), Craven Moorehead (boxcover) Cast: Cherry Rose, Cindy Crawford, Jasmine Tame, Katja Kassin, Roxetta, Anthony Hardwood, Barry Scott, Joe Friday, Marco Banderas, and Van Damage The Short Story Initial Expectations: Cindy Crawford, Katja Kassin, and Roxetta all in one movie? How could one go into this without high expectations???? Initial Reaction: Boredom. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see how basic an anal movie can be or who misses anal movies of the mid-nineties Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an anal movie with plenty of passion and good camera work The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and nicely balanced. The video is decently lit but disappointing. It has a pixelated look that gets worse with motion, and theres some ghosting that also shows up. Basically the video reminded me of internet video rather than DVD quality.
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Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2006 by andyblake
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Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Don't be fooled by the fact that this was directed by Radley Metzger, who directed such acknowledged classics as The Opening of Misty Beethoven. This film just doesn't come close to the level of Misty Beethoven, or Metzger's other efforts. The DVD was transfered from an extremely distressed print of the movie. This thing is simply terrible to look at, and there is little eroticism, despite the presence of the superstars of the era, including Leslie Bovee, Gloria Leonard, Constance Money, and Annette Haven. For example, Constance Money's scene consists only of a short handjob. About the only thing that saves this film from being a complete waste is the nasty, kinky S&M scene with C.J. Lang.
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Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 4/22/2006 by picman
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Starring: Sophia, Cheyne Collins, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Banks, Dick Delaware, Talon, Dana Vespoli, Dirty Harry, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Andrew Andretti, Jasmine Byrne, Jack Venice, Gianna Lynn
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Prologue With all the maneuverings going on between RLD and Evil Angel at the turn of the year, not much notice was taken about similar shifting around at DVSX. They seemed to have retooled with some new directors, and amongst them is Craven Moorehead, formerly of Northstar. This title sounds like he's stepping into Guy Capo's arena and making a variation of Grudgefuck. The cast is very nice, with some standout performers in Melissa Lauren, Jasmine Byrne and Leah Luv sharing the cover. Dana Vespoli, Gianna Lynn and Sophia round out the lineup. Only Gianna would be suspect in a take no prisoners sexual scenario, but that remains to be seen. Let's see how the "new" DVSX shapes up. Melissa Lauren is being dragged into a rocky canyon by two would be kidnappers. She's gagged, and they tell her that her father won't pay the ransom. Guns are aimed at her head and she's asked if she has any last requests. Andrettihe gag is pulled off and Melissa says: "I want you guys to fuck me really good".
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Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 4/13/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Misty, Patricia, Virginia, Katia, Angelina Sweet, Darina, Simone Peach, Petty Pol, Ariana Rich, Sabrina White
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Reverse Interracial Gang Bang STUDIO: Devil's Films DIRECTOR:Uncredited CAST: Nikki, Melony, Ponny, Lora, Gabriela, Manga, Natali, April, Juliya, Miki, Liza & Wesley Q U I C K I E REVIEW: I give up on reverse gang bangs. Perhaps I'm just not checking out the right titles because so far I've only been satisfied with Out Numbered #2 (Erik was assisted by two other guys though). The female cast here is as non-descript as it gets. All one-namers and none of them really stand out looks wise. "April" and "Natali" are the closest to hot. I didn't see any anal in the first scene but I saw some in the second scene. I really don't think the particulars are even important here. Someone with a porn habit like myself can fast forward right through this entire flick.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/9/2006 by BIGmike
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Starring: Carmen Cruz
Studio: In-X-Cess
Review brief: Transsexual Performer Looks Rating : 3.5 Okay, a virtual she-male title, interesting idea. The menu to kick things off is organized a little oddly. At the top of the main menu options is Website (website address), followed by Interview, Strip Tease, After Shoot, Play With Me (this is the sex), Masturbation, and Photo Gallery. The photo gallery is 3 one minute autoplay slideshows of Carmen posing outside and in action. There's roughly a total of 25 minutes of Carmen sucking ("she sucks"), a guy sucking her ("you suck"), sex in various positions, some more oral ("suck off"), first by her, then by guy. The action ends with ("cum shot") by guy, and perhaps I missed any attempt by Carmen to cum? Some Spanish is spoken in ("after shoot"), which I understood none of. The execution was a bit of a mess. I had a slight live and learn through mistakes learning curve: I found the navigation to be a slight pain in the ass. Hit the wrong button, and you're stuck replaying a segment that may have been halfway done, since fast forward didn't seem to work on my main DVD player.
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Release date: 3/6/2006
Reviewed on: 3/29/2006 by morbidthoughts
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Starring: Margaret, Brooklyn, Joanna Angel, Presley Paige, Tommy Pistol
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Review brief: Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains". I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock.
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Release date: 5/23/2003
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Barbara Dare, Fallon, Tori Welles, April West, Summer Rose, Barby Dare
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Judy Blue, Paul Thomas
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 1989 Director: Judy Blue aka Paul Thomas Cast: April West, Barbara Dare, Fallon, Summer Rose, and Tori Welles in sexual roles and Joey Silvera and Paul Thomas in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: I think I remember watching this one a long, long time ago. Im kinda looking forward to seeing it again. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good movie and a pretty lousy DVD. Who Should Watch It : Fans of all girl action with a bit of humor Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting passionate all girl group scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a lot to be desired until one considers that the movie was made in the late eighties. The audio is pretty well balanced, and I didnt notice any background noises. The video is a bit blurry, but nicely lit and smooth flowing. Music: The music is cheesy, but thats to be expected with a movie this old. Thankfully its nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Release date: 3/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/8/2006 by astroknight
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Studio: XPLOR
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 3 / 1 / 2005 Director: None credited Cast: Mandy, Anita Blue, Sydney, Carrie, Sabrina, and some guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from this series, but Xplor / Homegrown hasnt impressed me much with the little Ive seen from them. I cant get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: Its more pro-am than amateur, and far from good amateur. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh talent Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the chemistry that goes with real amateur porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little below average. The audio is pretty well balanced, but there are quite a few background noises. The video is clear and free of shadows, but theres a lot of camera motion. Its enough camera motion that my head hurt before the movie was even half done.
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Release date: 1/30/2006
Reviewed on: 3/7/2006 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Angel, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Suzi Suzuki, Wesley Pipes, Candy Cotton, Monica Sweetheart, Bobbi Barrington, Avy Scott, Jessie J, Candi Licious
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Devil's Film The Best Of Lex vs Mandingo 2 Movie Summary Let the rematch begin! With a title starring Lex and Mandingo, not to mention a handful of pretty blondes and brunettes, you'd expect to find some kick-ass smut. Regrettably, out of the 8 scenes found in the compilation, only the first scene with Avy scott is watchable. As for the majority of the others, they are poorly mastered with one technical nightmare after another. Most suffering from a gritty picture or over-saturation resulting in a very white/bleached picture quality.
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Release date: 1/15/2009
Reviewed on: 2/28/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jana Cova, Sarah Blake, Teagan Presley, Scott Nails, Hillary Scott, Paola Rey, Holly Morgan, Marco Banderas, Kelly Kline
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Celeste
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 3 / 26 / 2005 Director: Celeste Cast: Hillary Scott, Holly Morgan, Jana Cova, Kelly Kline, Paola Rey, Sarah Blake, Evan Stone, Marco Duato, Scott Nails, and of course, Teagan The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen any of Celestes work from behind the camera, so Im going into this one a bit curious Initial Reaction: Its been a long time since Ive hated a movie like this. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who cares more about pretty than sexy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who cant find their remote control The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: There is no audio other than the music. The video is soft and nicely lit, with barely any grain or camera motion. Its also presented in anamorphic widescreen, which is very nice to see. Music: The music is nicely done, but since its the only audio in the movie it better be! It varies from scene to scene, and even between the warmup and the fucking in each scene.
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Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Tyce Bune, Dick Nasty, Guy DiSilva, Dale Dabone, Mariesa Arroyo, Juliana Kincaid, Alaura Eden, Rhiannon Bray, Julie Night, Jasmine Lynn, Cailey Taylor, Dick Delaware, Anika Fox, Mario Rossi
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 133 min. Production Date: 3 / 24 / 2005 Director: Luc Wylder Cast: Mariesa, Dale DaBone, Julie Night, Tyce Bune, Cailey Taylor, Guy DaSilva, Jasmine Lynne, Tony Tedeschi, Juliana Kinkaid, Kyle Stone, Alaura Eden, Mario Rossi, Anika Fox, Dick Delaware, Rhiannon Bray, and Dick Nasty The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmmm. Amateurs? I kinda doubt it but Im at least interested. Initial Reaction: Although theres some nice scenes, the poor video quality really held this one back for me. Who Should Watch It : Fans of anal action with fresh talent Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a 100 anal movie or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Theres a few background noises, but for the most part its clear and well balanced. The video, however, leaves a lot to be desired. The good news is that theres just a hint of grain and the action is well lit.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 2/11/2006 by wizzerbud
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Starring: Jerry, Jay, Tommy Gunn, Bailey, Brett Rockman, Brittney Skye, Anthony Hardwood, Sascha, Steven French, Talon, Trina Michaels, James Deen, Brandy Talore, Sara Stone
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Watching this video is enough to make your stomach turn. You might want to keep a barf bucket handy, just in case. It should come with a warning label that it is not for the squeamish. Each scene starts out with a busty chick who pulls out her big tits, rubs on them, rubs her pussy, and some strange hand comes out to shoot her with water or oil from a water pistol. She moves on to a couch or chair and a strange hand will come out to fondle her, shove his hands into her mouth, etc. I say this now so I dont have to repeat myself for each scene. That being said, why would I consider it something akin to Linda Blair and The Exorcist? Along the way during each scene we see the girls spit at the camera. I am talking big mouthfuls of slobber. With each one comes some gushing sound like a thunder or cannon shooting off. And to top it off, the scene continues filming with parts of this spit still on the camera. This happens several times throughout each scene. If you havent lost interest by now, or maybe this perversion gets your motor running, here is the rundown.
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