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Squirteens (Exquisite)

Release date: 8/6/2007
Reviewed on: 9/7/2007 by astroknight

Starring: Jay Lassiter, Kylee King, Kandi Hart, Emma Cummings, Jamie Tyler, Evan Valentine
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Axel Braun

Review brief: When it comes to squirting movies, Axel Braun is one of the best directors out there. Sadly he drops the ball a bit here with one of the three scenes (namely Kylee King and Jamie Tyler's scene) not doing anything for me. Jay Lassiter does his normal solid job, but the only girl who really impressed me was Emma Cummings due to how much she looked to love sex and how much fun she was having throughout her scene. Axel does a very nice job keeping things loose and relaxed, but if you're only going to have three scenes with the movie lasting an hour and a half it better be tighter than a frog's pussy. Add in technical aspects that are extremely average and no effort towards the extras and you have a DVD that doesn't quite make the average mark.
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My Friend's Hot Mom 10

Release date: 8/27/2007
Reviewed on: 9/1/2007 by astroknight

Starring: Chris Cannon, Linda Roberts, Kristal Summers, Jack Venice, Derrick Pierce, Jillian Foxxx, Dane Cross, Isadora, Calliste, Kendra Secrets
Studio: Naughty America
Directed by: Brett Brando

Review brief: This is a release fans of mature women might want to take notice of. Unlike so many other MILF titles, Naughty America actually goes with women who look like they're old enough to have children as old as the guys rather than going with the cop-out of daddy married a twenty year old babe. The setups are fun and have a bit of variety, but some of the performances from the ladies fall a little short and hold the action back to being solidly above the average level overall but not past it. The technical aspects are also average at best with some very noticeable video flaws while no effort is put into the extras. There's some good stuff here in the movie, but also a bit that holds the overall DVD back.
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Exxxtra Exxxtra

Release date: 5/30/2007
Reviewed on: 8/29/2007 by Sean Renaud

Starring: Nick Manning, Kurt Lockwood, Nikki Benz, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kelly Wells, Sunny Lane, Lexi Love, Rachel Roxxx
Studio: Egoist Entertainment
Directed by: Jennifer James

Review brief: Exxxtra Exxxtra is a campy, corny flick based around shows like, who guessed Extra and E!. The basic idea is that they are able to catch starlets like Brittany, Paris and Lindsey doing all of the things that we all wish we could catch them in the act of. The girls are beautiful but the action is a bit of a let down and plot could have been a lot funnier.
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Jurassic Pork

Release date: 7/17/2007
Reviewed on: 8/27/2007 by Sean Renaud

Starring: Asia Carrera, Kelsey Heart, Serenity, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Stephanie Swift, Alexa, Alex, Regan Starr, Keanna, Michelle Lay, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Randi Wright, Keeani Lei, Jasmine Byrne, Lindsey Meadows, Brooke Banner
Studio: Wicked


Review brief: Jurassic Pork is exactly what we've come to expect of four hour long compilations. Crap. There are a couple of diamonds hidden in the rough but there is a lot more rough and watching porn shouldn't feel like sifting for gold. It has all of the big names that you look for but not in their best work, I wouldn't suggest this unless you just are bored with your current collection and need fresh faces and situations.
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Boxcover for Up Close and Virtual With Gia Darling
Up Close and Virtual With Gia Darling

Release date: 1/22/2007
Reviewed on: 8/25/2007 by Stroker

Starring: Gia Darling
Studio: Devil's Film


Review brief: I haven't been able to put my fingers on exactly what it lacks. Heat? Eroticism? A cumshot in the masturbation scene? This is one of those titles where it was a good idea but it just doesn't come together. It's a bread that doesn't rise.
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All Internal 3

Release date: 7/9/2007
Reviewed on: 8/24/2007 by astroknight

Starring: Eve, Kitty, Frank Major, Simona, Claudio Meloni, Katarina, James Brossman, Bob Terminator, Valentina Banks, Mugur, Sarah B
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Raul Cristian

Review brief: If the style works for you here, which consists of a lot of fast camera movement and zooms, then you're going to love this one. It has hot girls, energetic sex, and plenty of great cream pies. If, however, the style doesn't work for you, you're going to have a very strong chance of needing an air sickness bag due from the motion on the screen turning your stomach inside out. This one might be best rented before you spend the big bucks.
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Teen Anal Pounding

Release date: 8/8/2007
Reviewed on: 8/21/2007 by ai no corrida

Starring: Tina Marie, Destiny St. Claire, Summer Long
Studio: Pink Visual


Review brief: Like a non-USDA approved slice of Roquefort cheese, Pink Visual's outlook on porn is something I may never understand. I know, now, that I will cease my attempt to understand it at this point in time, but that's just the way my cracker crumbles. For now, the pasteurization process may indeed be a blessing in disguise. At least, for me.
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Gimme Some Of That

Release date: 10/23/2005
Reviewed on: 8/20/2007 by Rico Shades

Starring: John E. Depth, Brian Pumper, Mia Bangg, Lain Oi, Veronica Jett, Victoria Sweet, Stacy Thorn
Studio: Acid Rain
Directed by: T. T. Turkin

Review brief: Gimme Some Of That is a gonzo title from Acid Rain directed by T.T. Turkin. The title stars Staci Thorn, Victoria Sweet, Mia Bang, Lain Oi, Kylie Worthy and Veronica Jett. The emphasis is on interracial and partially MILFs too. However, the energy level was not quite what I expected.
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Amateur Anal Attempts 9

Release date: 7/31/2007
Reviewed on: 8/12/2007 by astroknight

Starring: Holly, Jean Pierre, Reno, Flick Shagwell, Greg Centauro, Desire Moore, Allison Pierce, Sabrina Sweet, Candace Raines, Tony Pierce
Studio: Homegrown


Review brief: This movie doesn't really appear to deliver anything it claims. Many of the girls had several anal scenes released long before this release came out and there's some very recognizable talent (Greg Centauro in an amateur release??????) throughout the movie. The technical aspects are definitely amateurish, but sloppy would seem like a better word. There's a little effort put into the extras, but they too feel sloppy and generic. This is a very unimpressive release.
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Boxcover for Big Black Sticks In Little White Slits 2
Big Black Sticks In Little White Slits 2

Release date: 2/21/2007
Reviewed on: 8/11/2007 by Rico Shades

Starring: Lia, Rumor, Lorena Sanchez, Katrina Angel, Jaylyn Rose
Studio: Celestial Productions
Directed by: Chucky Sleaze

Review brief: Big Black Sticks In Little White Slits 2 (Lethal Hardcre) is a gonzo title directed by Stoney Curtis. The title stars Lorena Sanchez, Rumor, Lia, Katrina Angel, and Jaylyn Rose. The theme is interracial, but I would have liked to have seen a hotter cast. Lorena and Lia were standouts, but the other scenes were like fill ins to me.
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Boxcover for How To Perform a Handjob
How To Perform a Handjob

Release date: 5/12/2007
Reviewed on: 8/10/2007 by astroknight

Starring: Kelly Wells, Caren Caan, Maxwell Schmart, Sharmane Lynn
Studio: OSK Productions


Review brief: Although handjobs would seem like something easy enough to figure out, some want to spice things up more for it. Those people might want to check out this release as it does a decent job showing off plenty of different techniques while letting porn girls like Caren Caan and Kelly Wells demonstrate and talk about it. The technical aspects hold this one back due to some very inconsistent audio, and it's held back just as much by Sharmane Lynn appearing completely clueless about what to do in front of a camera unless there's a dick in her. This isn't a bad release, but it's far from OSK's best.
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Cum Inside My Kimono

Release date: 3/6/2007
Reviewed on: 8/2/2007 by Leeroy Magic

Starring: Rinko Nomiya, Misako Shimizu, Ruka Yamato
Studio: Third World Media


Review brief: This is a MILF DVD with 3 scenes and 1 bonus scene.
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Boxcover for 10 Little Asians 14
10 Little Asians 14

Release date: 6/25/2007
Reviewed on: 8/2/2007 by Leeroy Magic

Starring: Maya, Miho, Kurumi, Aki, Yumi Takemura, Hitomi Shibasaki, Haruka Mizuki, Kanade Mamiya, Mizuki Himesaki, Maki Yukino
Studio: Third World Media


Review brief: The 10 Little Asians series is a mixed compilation of Third World Media scenes from other releases.
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Boxcover for Thai That Black Cock
Thai That Black Cock

Release date: 7/26/2007
Reviewed on: 7/30/2007 by astroknight

Starring: Mark Anthony, Cat, L.T., Um, Dada, David Yow, Yow, Gip
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Bishop

Review brief: Sending black American studs Mark Anthony and LT to Thailand to check out some fresh Thai talent should be a good idea. Unfortunately the idea is the best thing about this one as both the sex and the technical aspects are completely inconsistent. There's a touch of effort towards the extras, but even that doesn't help the DVD much. This is quite possibly Smash's weakest release and certainly the most disappointed I've been by them in a long time.
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Boxcover for Babysitter 13, The (Notorious)
Babysitter 13, The (Notorious)

Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 7/28/2007 by Boner Jams

Starring: Dave Hardman, Rod Fontana, Buck Adams, Mark Cummings, Julie Night, Michelle Valencia, Renee Pornero, Veronica Lace
Studio: Notorious
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: The Babysitter #13 is the latest in a tired line of gonzo films centering around (you guessed it) babysitters. The vast majority of pornographic media is not well-scripted, but this entry lowers the bar to new depths. The stilted dialogue and poor scene concepts aside, the Babysitter 13 lacks in the looks department compared to other titles in the series. Still, the taboo qualities of employer/employee relations and May-December romances combine to create an edition of the Babysitter series that doesn't completely disappoint. Veronica Lace fucks her best friend's former boss at her friend's funeral (B-). Renee Pornero practices her cheers for Rod Fontana and gets sodomized (B). Michelle Christian thanks her father-in-law for babysitting by sexing him up (C-). Finally, Julie Night goes punk and introduces her employer to seedy punk sex at a club (C-). This dvd is worth checking out once or twice, but repeated viewings may lower creativity and good taste in the subject.
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Asses of Face Destruction

Release date: 10/31/2006
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007 by Long Noel

Starring: Victoria Zdrok, Olivia Saint, Sandra Romain, Mason Storm, Hollie Stevens, Tory Lane
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Buttman Magazine Choice

Review brief: An above-average flick dedicated to ass obsession, big butts and face-sitting. These are the main themes in this flick, and this is perpetuated by a film director who’s obsessed with dominant women, who try to “control men’s lives” with their big ole’ butts! What attracted me to this is not only the face-sitting fetish, but Hollie Stevens and Mason Storm.
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Boxcover for Private Bukkake 5: Sperm Sessions
Private Bukkake 5: Sperm Sessions

Release date: 9/25/2005
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007 by gonzoguy

Starring: Karla Romano, Sabrina White, Chantelle Steves, Claire Brown
Studio: Private


Review brief: More like an orchestrated orgy than a bukkake, this group grope features better than average looking talent -- on both sides of the gender spectrum -- and some interesting combinations of performers, but horrible and repetitive guy-yack, and a totally lackluster cum shot finish. Yawn.
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Gag Sluts 1

Release date: 7/2/2007
Reviewed on: 7/24/2007 by Sean Renaud

Starring: Sarah, Kim, Alex Divine, Zeina Heart, Hanna Harley, Kate Lynn
Studio: Hundies


Review brief: The scenes are all a little too similar which makes me suggest that you just find which girl you think is the hottest and go with her because shes going to do the same thing as the other six. That said the girls arent as into the action as they could be, for a title called gag sluts there isnt a lot of gagging or drooling. Only a few of the girls really get into their scenes. The sound quality is also rather inconsistent. If this were a cheap video it would probably be worth it, but for your money there are plenty of other blowjob videos in the world.
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Her First Big Cock 6

Release date: 11/23/2006
Reviewed on: 7/18/2007 by rico shades

Starring: Shane Diesel, Jasmine Tame, Daryn Darby
Studio: Pink Visual


Review brief: Her First Big Cock #6 (Pink Visual) is a gonzo offering by in house director/performer Mr. Pete. The cast includes Jasmine Tame, Daryn Darby, Sonya and Gwen. This is another in the long line of big black dicks, little white chicks theme of gonzo porn. Most of the scenes appear to have been internet cuts and the location is almost always that same damn blue couch.
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Boxcover for Private Xtreme: DP Factory
Private Xtreme: DP Factory

Release date: 6/25/2007
Reviewed on: 7/18/2007 by loverboy

Starring: Destiny, Scotti Andrews, Donna Marie, Karla Romano, Sabrina White, Misty Mild, Claire Brown, Eve Mendes, Helena Sweet, Chantelle Stevens
Studio: Private


Review brief: Private Xtreme DP Factory is mostly shot in a plain overlit room with a red mat. Add a woman and two guys, the same basic sex positions in each scene, and you have the rundown on this dvd. The first scene is actually the hottest and doesn't follow the pattern, but it also doesn't have the tauted DP either.
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Boxcover for Stiletto (Penthouse)
Stiletto (Penthouse)

Release date: 11/8/2006
Reviewed on: 7/17/2007 by astroknight

Starring: Alex Sanders, Chris Cannon, Naomi, Brooke, Cherokee, Alex Rox, Tyler Faith, Rebecca Love, Jack Lawrence, Marcos Leon, Holly Wellin, Tony De Sergio, Johnny Castle
Studio: Penthouse
Directed by: Randy Spears

Review brief: If you're into feet, this is a movie you have to check out. Randy Spears puts a great effort into bringing as many of the little details in for foot fetishists as he can while also making things beautiful and fun. The scenes have plenty of chemistry and often a romantic feeling, but sadly also all feel a little on the short side. Brooke Banner, Tyler Faith, and Cherokee's scenes were the favorites for me, but each scene had a little something special to offer. Those who aren't into feet or who want things as basic and simple as possibly might want to pass this one by or rent it, but as a foot freak, I was really impressed with how beautiful, sexy, and romantic Randy Spears made the movie as well as how much care he put into the little details.
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Boxcover for Ionie Luvcoxxx 20: I Only Love... Hookers
Ionie Luvcoxxx 20: I Only Love... Hookers

Release date: 5/14/2007
Reviewed on: 7/16/2007 by Roger Herraw

Starring: Nancy, Lala, Lorna Lace, Sahara Knite, Leah Jaye
Studio: Private
Directed by: Ionie Luv Coxx

Review brief: This dvd is only for die hard fans of Leah Jaye and Sahara Knite.
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Boxcover for Chasin the Fifties
Chasin the Fifties

Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 7/15/2007 by astroknight

Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Chasey Lain, Amanda Adams, Jordan Lee, Lindsay May, Colt Steel
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright

Review brief: This is a pretty typical nineties porno with a couple decent scenes from Casey Lain as well as Tiffany Mynx. The movie's short with scenes that always feel like they could use another position or two while the camera work is filled with gyno-cam shots and a bit on the dark side. The transfer is very well done for the age of the movie, but there's no real effort put into the extras. This is an okay at best movie with limited but nice care put into the DVD.
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Boxcover for 50 Guy Cream Pie & 65 Guy Cream Pie 2: Devil's Film Double Feature
50 Guy Cream Pie & 65 Guy Cream Pie 2: Devil's Film Double Feature

Release date: 1/2/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007 by gonzoguy

Starring: Jennifer, Ariana Jollee
Studio: Devil's Film


Review brief: Devil's Film repackages two prior releases into a double bill, but is more of a mediocre thing really a good deal? Jenifer, the focus of attention for the first 50 guys, is robotic and lackluster. Ariana Jolee gets the second collection of Euro boys, and makes more of her time on screen. Still, it's hard to believe anyone is really into either of these marathon exercises in the art of the internal -- or occasionally on the doorstep -- pop shots.
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Boxcover for Pirate Fetish Machine 28: Kinky Sex Berlin
Pirate Fetish Machine 28: Kinky Sex Berlin

Release date: 5/28/2007
Reviewed on: 7/4/2007 by howie

Starring: Claudia Rossi, Annette Schwarz, Tristan Segal, Celia Jones, Dave Hell, Laura Picasso, Markus Waxenegger, Silvia Rubi, Dirc Dandy, Timmi Dee, Hally Thomas
Studio: Private
Directed by: Sexkicks

Review brief: Kinky Sex Berlin is directed by Sexkicks and it offers up 5 scenes with kinky sex as the theme. There are a few notable names in the cast such as Claudia Rossi and Annette Schwarz but the rest are unknown to me. The excessive, edited cutaways in every scene hampered this movie and the sex action didn't make up for it.
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