Pornochic 18: Aletta Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/17/2009

Once again, the long dark haired Euro lovelies are out in force in Herve Bodilis's PORNOCHIC 18-ALETTA (2009, Marc Dorcel Productions) with Aletta Ocean headlining in a bunch of scenes with a stray blonde making an appearance in the bright after-midnight sunshine! This visual exercise looks great but with no dialog whatsoever except "ooooo"s and "aaaaa"s, little things make a difference. Wide screen. Condoms used. 100 minutes.

Each scene is introduced by a time and place designation but who cares? Some scenes are in Ibiza, some not. Aletta's fake boobs are part of the problem then Black Angelika's fake boobs also have their unattractive moments. So, natural boobed lovelies like Defrancesca Gallardo, Mia Vendome and Madison Parker are welcomed additions to this disc.

2:10 PM---Marrakech, luxury villa

After pawing on a big boobed gal a few moments, ALETTA OCEAN settles into poolside suck and fuck action with Alex Forte and James Brossman. Thank heavens, because the dudes can't dance! Straight sex positions with a dick stuck down her throat are the order of the day. Overstuffed boobs detract---17 minutes---!!

4:46 PM---Ibiza, Daren's speed boat

Mia please suck some cock so these dudes will quit with the dancing! Four guys keep cute MIA VENDOME's hands and holes busy. This scene on a boat in the sunshine leads to anal and two double penetration positions until she receives cumshots in order on the tummy, titties, pussy and face---14 minutes---!!!

1:27 AM---Budapest, private villa

BLACK ANGELIKA is a sexy dark haired lovely until she lands on her knees and her boobs shake funny. James Brossman has the honor of fucking her pussy to ass to pussy to ass but the final cumshot is weak---19 minutes---!!

4:33 AM---Budapest, a bar with Nacho

ALETTA returns to suck and fuck with NACO VIDAL on an oversized red sofa seat. By the numbers scene except for Nacho's frantic fingering that yields a few squirt drops he drips onto Aletta's tummy. Cumshot on boobs, a kiss and fade to black---15 minutes---!! 1/2

12:07 AM---Ibiza, Riad Iris (This AM and PM stuff confuses the French)

In the bright afternoon sunshine, Ian Scott fucks blonde SABRINA in straight sex positions then beautiful DEFRANCESCA GALLARDO in straight and anal positions under this cube shaped patio piece with its own mattress and canopy. Defrancesca hoses herself off for the moments before the fade out. Cute gals, solid scene---15 minutes---!!!

00:20 AM---Berlin, Victor's loft

ALETTA OCEAN and MADISON PARKER engage JPX and James Brossman in suck and fuck action on two couches. Around the 10 minute mark, Madison finally gets fucked, which leads to a combo shot of Aletta doggie fucked and Madison reverse cowgirl anal fucked. The scene concludes with an Aletta blowjob and Madison doggy anal position and accompanying cumshots. Solid scene---!!!

Extras include the usual Dorcel PSAs, strip teases, 8 trailers, 8 minute photo gallery and a BTS from another movie, STORY OF LALY, which means this particular flick does not mean much to the producers. Final rating for PORNOCHIC 18-ALETTA is !! outa !!!!! or a two for too many complaints.