Naughty Nanny Diaries (Journal d'une fille au pair) Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  3/29/2010

Alice (leggy, sexy, straight-haired, thin-faced Mia Vendome) arrives at a chateau where her au pair training includes voyeurism, lesbianism and whatever else the other members of the household can muster up in Philippe Soine's NAUGHTY NANNY DIARIES-A FRENCH AU PAIR (JOURNAL D'UNE FILLE AU PAIR) from Marc Dorcel Productions of Paris, France. This 2009 wide screen DVD looks great, sounds great (Dorcel's own original music is fine and well integrated into the action) but the collection of brief sex scenes trumps any attempt at a coherent story line of any interest. Alice keeps a journal to tie this loose collection of scenes together and that's about it. Condoms are used.

Alice arrives at the chateau where she's met by Judy. (the incredible Black Angelika from Romania) That night, Mia catches the head mistress Dita (Winnie, an overstuffed MILF from Hungary) and Judy sucking and fucking hubby Charles (Horst Baron)on a couch on the staircase landing. (Angelika looks divine but splits the action with Winnie in this okay, short scene---!!)

Mia heads back to her room where she masturbates in bed for a few moments.

Mistress Dita runs into a few fellas on the grounds outside so the trio end up in a stable for suck and fuck and hand job fun. (Winnie ends up in a DP here but so what? This scene pads the length of this 87 minute DVD---!!)

Alice and Judy taking a break from ballet lessons to finger and suck each other's twat. (Black Angelika looks wonderful topless in her tutu and leotards plus the gals upright twat rubbing finale at the piano is fine---!!!)

At a gathering of au pairs, the lovely ladies learn about the male body. (Why? I don't know, but what the hell, it's the best scene in the movie---!!!) Mike Angelo lies flat on his back upon a table top so that the au pair crew can stroke and suck his prick. That's not enough for the lovely Jeny Baby from Budapest, who climbs on board for a cowgirl ride then reverse cowgirl anal fun. Three lovely hands jerk off Mike for a solid hand job finale. Other hand job and blow job. Honeys include the beautiful, busty Alison from Hungary, the pale and lovely Penelope Tiger, who I believe is French. Mia and Black Angelika watch and/or film the action.

Alison and Penelope have so much fun that they take the camera along with them during a ride out into the countryside where they suck and fuck Tony Carrera in an awkward scene in the front seat of his vehicle. The best bit is a dissolve that leads to a hand job from Penelope on her knees. The cum shot lands on the pretty shaved pussy of an upright Alison and the lovely Penelope licks it up. Great finale to an otherwise disappointing scene---!! 1/2

Alice writes in her journal and we catch glimpse of her in bed with Neeo. Hand job action quickly leads to side anal action that seems too abrupt in the scheme of things. To this point, Alice has not had a male partner and her brief "first time" anal experience seems out of place---!!

Alice says "Dita wouldn't mind" her sucking Charles's dick that happens in another part of the chateau. It's okay until a weak implied cum shot---!

For her birthday, Alice performs for Dita and Judy by taking on a couple of guys. When it's all over, Dita says "she's an expert on lust." Whatever that means. (Mia with long white pearls, white garters and clear pantyhose looks great as this three-way finale features hand jobs, blow jobs and some straight sex positions but our heroine curiously becomes an "expert" without engaging in any anal sex. One facial cum shot lands and curiously another is implied via the same performer, Horst---!! 1/2)

Back at her journal writing, Alice is excited because a new girl is coming. Fini.

Extras include a nearly 30 minute BTS, which mixes photo shoots with interviews, which are mostly in French but some English, mostly broken, pops up via our lovely supporting ladies in the cast. Plus, there are 8 trailers and a 4 minute photo gallery, the usual Dorcel AIDs PSAs and stripteases.

So, Philippe Soine loads NAUGHTY NANNY DIARIES-A FRENCH AU PAIR with plenty of short sex scenes in its 87 minute running time but at the expense of an interesting story that's left to limp until another new girl shows up. Fans of Mia Vendome might want to catch this DVD, hand job lovers will enjoy it, too, but Soine's awkward set-ups often detract. Too much often happens way too quickly.

Thus, NAUGHTY NANNY DIARIES-A FRENCH AU PAIR (JOURNAL D'UNE FILLE AU PAIR) from Marc Dorcel Productions is not much to write about. Final rating !! outa !!!!!