Black Oil Orgy Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  2/12/2010

Black Ice is usually good for an all black orgy movie. They have some pretty strong hits. Balanced out by some really strong misses. And this one I hate to say is the latter. I don't know what is was. I mean the girls were all newbies other than Jaslin Diaz (Monica Morales) and Melody Nakai. Both who I have seen burn up a set before and left the entire thing smoldering. Now there are a couple of girls who catch your eye, Destiny Lane has a great ass, Crystal Starr isn't bad either. Its just the fact that no one gives a scene stealing performance. I mean I actually got up and walked away from the movie at one point because it was so unappealing.

Its not just a knock on the female performers, theses guys were there to get a check and break the hell out. It was an oil orgy and they all had bottles of oil, but it was never really used except slightly at the end. I swear Nat Turnher didn't get out of his seat until the pop shot. Cuntre Pipes is always bad and Ethan Spazz Hunt is already not one of my favorite performers. Prince was his usual grunting self. Mrs. Dark actually said "There is no way that Hunt boy is giving it to that Isis Taylor girl!!" Everyone was mailing this one in and its said because you'd really like to see some new black female talent shine. Destiny did set things off with a really mean cowgirl, but that was the highlight of the movie sad to say. I will be passing this one on to one of the fellas who just like movies and will take it just because.

There is really only one scene on the disc being this one. It runs a little over an hour. I mean there is a bonus scene from Black Azz Orgy 5 with one of my favorite girls Vanilla Red. I gave this movie 5 stars the 1st time I seen it. But after reviewing this scene again, this was a pretty mid road towards bad scene. Not because of the performance of the girls but because it could be renamed "The Prince and Rico Let's Be Louder than The Girls Movie!!!" I mean Rico even said at one point he was doing his Wesley pipes impersonation. Jesus why were they making so much noise!!!??? Prince was louder than he usually is. I think that is really what is holding him back. That grunting shit is really fucking overkill. I mean not every girl you perform with has that level of vaggy goodness. I was really tired of this scene 10 minutes in. Why are you trying to be louder than the girls, that's stupid. Ego is a mother!!!!!!

All that said I'd really say pass on this one, unless you really want to see a sub par black orgy movie. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!