Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody (New Sensations) Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  5/7/2010

In his dreams, uber-nerd Leonard (Joey Brass) is a stud, who fucks a blonde version of Princess Lea in the opening sex scene from Lee Roy Myers BIG BANG THEORY: A XXX PARODY (2010, New Sensations) that's shot in HD and comes with a second disc of extras including a special "party version."

So, Leonard awakes from this dream to deal with his obnoxious ultra-nerd roommate, Sheldon, (Rocco Reed) who's babbling about watching a Battlestar Gallactica Marathon. The duo end up out in the hall where they encounter their sexy neighbor Penny, (Ashlynn Brooke) who invites a few gal pals into her apartment for a bit of fun.

Fans of the current comedy hit BIG BANG THEORY might want to check out this XXX parody but be advised that screenwriter Bensen Hearst has captured some of the nerdy dialog and situations in between sex scenes but these nerds suck and fuck like the best porn studs, which is totally out of character for the likes of Sheldon and another uber-nerd character, Raj. And worse, these sex scenes are nearly as long as an actual episode of THE BIG BANG THEORY (with commercials) and that's why this DVD is nearly 3 hours long.

So, if you like your nerds uber-nerdy one minute then cocksure-cocky the next, then this DVD is for you. Meanwhile, I have other complaints.

1---Slutty Lea & Leonard (Briana Blair & Joey Brass)---This scene is way too long at 31 minutes. Brianna looks best when she's sucking and fucking with her boobs popped out of her white space duds---!

2---Penny & gal pals (Ashlynn Brooke & Kristina Rose & Halie James)---What's the point of this scene? The nerds are suppose to be watching the all-girl suck and lick fest via a hidden camera but make no comments about what they're observing as the festivities unfold. So, a blown opportunity for a little comedy there. What's left is a typical g/g/g three-way that lasts way too long. Yawn---! 1/2

The nerds, being the geniuses that they are, put their heads together and figure out "tell women what they want to hear, we get laid." And they do. Sheldon and Raj encounter nemesis Leslie Winkle, who has access to a computer that they need.

3---Leslie Winkle & Sheldon & Raj (Beverly Hills & Rocco & Gabriel D'Alessandro)---This scene is okay as far as three ways go but it's all wrong in terms of these characters from the show. Sheldon and Raj getting laid should have been a major celebration with Sheldon bedding down with an MILF making more sense. So, while Sheldon and Raj suck and fuck as if they actually do this sort of thing all the time, Leslie just sort of enjoys the ride, which is totally out of character for someone with such an acid tongue on the TV show. Why not have her talk some shit to these two while they fuck her? Another blown comedic opportunity. By the way, one minute Raj is cowering from Leslie; the next minute he's licking her ass---!!

4---Girl & Howard (Charley Chase & Vin Vericose)---Howard lands a gal, too, and he takes her home to his bedroom where his Mom hollers up before they have sex but she never hollers back while Howard's girl's cries of passion ring out. So, yet another blown comedic opportunity. Meanwhile, the straight sex scene, which concludes with a pile driver and facial, is too long at 25 minutes but Charley Chase has tremendous bouncing natural boobs---!! 1/2 By the way, one of my favorite episodes of THE BIG BANG THEORY is when Howard and Raj try to land a couple of goth chicks but take off running at the thought of sitting for tattoos. Thus, Vin's arm's covered in tattoos is totally wrong for the character of Howard. Why didn't he wear a long sleeve turtle neck shirt or something?

5---Penny and Leonard (Ashlynn and Joey)---Penny skips the first day of Comic-con but lands her favorite uber-nerd, Leonard, who is dressed in a Super Mario outfit. He discards his duds, sheds his nerd persona, so that he can suck and fuck like a porn star. Standard scene that's too long---!!

So, that's it for disc 1 of BIG BANG THEORY: A XXX PARODY. The sex is nothing spectacular and the characters from the TV show have been transformed into ultra-horny, unfunny grease balls that are having way too easy of a time getting laid.

DISC 2 starts off with a "party version" of the feature that clocks in just short of 2 hours. Silly me, but aren't most comedies 90 minutes or shorter? It's loaded with the same schtick as the feature but with shorter sex scenes. The 9 minute blooper reel is dull. The 12 minute BTS reveals that few of the players had even heard of the show. The bonus scene with Charley Chase has a nice strip tease and masturbation bit ahead of the straight sex stuff; she looks better here---!!! There's a 4 minute cum shot recap and a photo gallery for each gal and the cast. A 2 minute web trailer and 13 trailers for all those New Sensations parodies that some of y'all have been buying and watching.

I've been avoiding this plague of XXX parodies but I thought I would give THE BIG BANG THEORY parody a try in hopes that it was something that my gal would enjoy. Safe to say she would fall asleep during these overly long sex scenes that really weigh this light comedy parody down. In other words, I'll spare her; the rest of you are on your own. Final rating for the BIG BANG THEORY: A XXX PARODY (2010, New Sensations) is !! outa !!!!!