Watching My Mommy Go Black Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  3/7/2010

The first thing I thought of when Watching My Mommy Go Black by Blacks on Blondes, a 7 scene 3 & ½ hour including bonus release, is that all girls thinking of making a career out of porn should watch this release. Flashback story time; the year is 1985 and I was working in Lewiston Maine. VCR’s were the new toy and porn was easily accessible for home viewing. I rented a VCR and The Pleasure Hunt starring Ginger Lynn. The Pleasure Hunt was the first ever shot on video release I watched and every scene featured Ginger. I was smitten. Hell, I even on the side of Ginger when the whole, “Who’s the bigger star, Ginger or Amber Lynn?” debate. I truly thought that there could only be one porno queen. There were also stories at the time claiming that Ginger was going to be the first woman in porn to fuck her way to a million dollars. Jump back to the present and this release. The lesson to be learned here porno girls is; if you’re hot and making money on the club circuit, escorting, and DVD’s, make sure you forgo the purses, glasses, Lexus etc etc, and save your money so you don’t look like Ginger Lynn at 50. Fat, washed out, eyes glazed over, and out of options with no discernable skills other than getting fucked on camera by two black guys. Overall, every scene in this is the same. A white guy gets into trouble with some black dudes and his mother has to fuck her son’s way to safety by doing the black guy or guys, depending on the scene. As punishment, the son has to watch her mother get fucked by the thugs. All black guys are thuggy and way too much brother chatter.

Morgan Ray: Takes Shorty’s BBC all the while giving a running commentary to the camera. Morgan’s tits were horrible looking and rather ugly ink on her back. There’s also way too much deer in the headlights facial expressions. Morgan takes the penis pudding to her face and mouth in this highly exaggerated scene.

Dana Hayes: Never heard of her before and hope I never do again. Not very attractive at all. There are plenty of exaggerated expressions throughout the scene with constant dialogue to the camera. Keeps clothing on to hide her girth. Facial.

Debbie Dial: Again, who? Third scene into the disk and we’ve hit the best looking girl so far. Commentary to the camera without all the exaggeration. Not bad of a scene. Facial.

Ginger Lynn: Why oh why? Ginger fucks two black guys, keeps on clothing to cover up her rather large stomach and takes both popshots to her mouth. Ginger is very subdued in this scene, has glazed over eyes and shows none of the spunk that she did while doing porn in her heyday.

Janet Mason: Nice MILFY redhead with bad tits and a nice tight body. Takes on three BBCs and takes the first two shots to her mouth and face and then gets fucked by the third while wearing cum on her face. The guy strokes it onto her chest between her tits.

Payton Leigh: A cute skinny MILF with real tits. Fucks only one guy. Popshot to mouth.

Bonus Scene: Misty Vonage continues the trend of having to bail her son out of trouble by fucking a street corner thuggy black guy and having the son watch her. In the grand scheme of things Misty Vonage isn’t too bad to look at, but has a horrendous set of fake tits. We also have about a minute or so of the guy pencil sharpening before he finally gives Misty the sack sauce.

Extras also include a cumshots recap, photo gallery, and websites.

Pluses: Blacks on Blondes. Janet Mason is kind of cute, along with Debbie Dial.

Minuses: Unattractive cast, thuggy chatter. The Ginger Lynn hotness factor from the 80's is completely ruined here.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 5 for thuggy black guys fucking MILFS.

Is it worth it? Not really.