Couples Camp Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  3/18/2010

Mikayla plays Brenda who decides to take her beau (Rocco Reed) to a Couples Camp run by gay Counselor Greg (Kyle Stone) on a bogus campground complete with a fake campfire and a few pitched tents. A few other other couples sit around the faux campfire with Counselor Greg and reveal past sexual shenanigans and that's about it. No couples swapping back and forth between the tents. No hot sex by the fake campfire but Brenda and beau vow to do just that as the final moments of this dud comedy flicker away.

COUPLES CAMP jumps right into an opening 14 minute sex scene (!! outa !!!!!) with Mikayla Mendez and Rocco Reed that's hampered by that blue tinge that videographer Francois Clouzot often chooses for the lighting of a night time setting. It's an okay start to this DVD but the whites of Mikayla's eyes are light blue in the process.

The couple seems to be alright in the bedroom but for some unexplained reason Brenda thinks they should attend Couples Camp and pushes her guy out the bed to tell him so. Okay, I guess the comedy stuff starts here.

So, the duo join two other couples at Couples Camp where around the "circle of trust" the couples trio sit in a semicircle around the fake campfire blabbering about their sex lives to Counselor Greg.

Randy Spears complains about his wife Rayveness's romp with the pool guy, which leads to a well lit 13 minute exterior poolside straight sex scene (!!! outa !!!!!) between Rayveness and Mick Blue. Morgan captures the action in some wide shots that features the energetic Rayveness with her gold heels thrusting into the air during wonderful mish moments. Cumshot lands as a glob on a her tongue.

Counselor Greg gets another couple to reveal to the others what keeps their relationship fresh, which leads to a dull scene with our couple in fetish wear as Kara Novak dominates Dane Cross in the bedroom. Wearing a goofy chain mask, Dane watches Kara work a pink dildo into her pussy but everything else is by the numbers including a cumshot that mostly misses its mark. (!! outa !!!!!)

Counselor Greg asks Brenda about the best sex she's ever had, which leads to Brenda flashing back to her college dorm days when she had a three-way with a couple of guys. The dorm room setting is fine as Mikayla Mendez takes on Kris Slater and TJ Cummings in action that jumps from single bed to single bed. The straight sex action is solid then a kneeling Mikayla hand jobs the fellas and their cumshots mostly land short of her face in a wider bust shot of Ms. Mendez. (!! 1/2 outa !!!!!)

Banter around the fake campfire leads to Randy revealing his fantasy about fucking a submissive maid, which leads to an okay scene where Randy fucks maid-attired Jenna Presley in straight sex action on a couch. It's standard stuff with Jenna's nice boobs, a plus, her orgasmic screams, a minus. (!! outa !!!!!)

Counselor Greg gets the group to sing "99 bottles of lube" around the fake campfire, which leads to a few closing remarks from Brenda to wrap up this sex comedy at couples camp where none of the sexual shenanigans actually occur at the camp. Oh, maybe that'll finally happen in COUPLES CAMP II. Spare us.

Extras include the trailer for COUPLES CAMP---6 other trailers plus trailers of SEX ON SET and FRIENDS FOR LIFE before the feature---a 3 minute promo reel---2 minute photo gallery and a 14 minute bonus scene (!!! outa !!!!!) with Mikayla Mendez and Marco Banderas from SEX ON SET that's the best of her three sex scenes on this disc.

So, COUPLES CAMP is a dud comedy that uses the fake campfire setting to introduce mostly bedroom bound sex scenes that are mostly mediocre except for the well-stage, well-lit, exterior shoot with Rayveness and Mick Blue. So COUPLES CAMP gets a couple of !! for the trouble or a final rating of !! outa !!!!!