Alexis Golden's FLP: Fuck It Like a Pussy Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/16/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 96 min. (cover states ”Almost Two Hours” which is stretching things more than a little. As much as I enjoy Marie Madison's movies, to stay fair I'm deducting a half point from the overall score.)

Production Date: Sept. 2009

Director: Alexis Golden

Cast: Alexis Golden, Johnny Castle, Mitchel, Richard Mann, and The Tattoo Men

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Marie Madison has had a charm that's worked well for me from behind the camera. I don't think I've ever seen Alexis Golden in action, but Marie bringing her in gives me quite a bit of hope here.

Initial Reaction: Alexis shows a great love of a cock up her ass, but the technical aspects really hold this one back.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of anal sex and anal cream pies

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting porn with a smooth flow

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and nicely balanced, and there weren't a lot of background noises to interfere with the presentation throughout the movie. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is where the main problem is. Much of the movie has a fairly amateurish feeling (that's more on the amateur side than the amateurish side) with a fair amount of lighting imbalances and a lot of motion, but the bigger problem is the editing, which is very choppy and definitely held back the movie for me.

Music: There's a little music here and there throughout the movie, and it's always nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.

False Advertising: Among the features to be found on this DVD, the cover states there are ”Bonus Scenes”. There is one bonus scene, but not multiple bonus scenes. I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of this.

Menus: The main menu is surprisingly plain, and just gives a still from the movie with the choices. The chapter menu is also pretty plain, and lets you choose a scene based on a still of each scene along with the name of the guy(s) Alexis takes on.

The Feature

FLP: Fuck It Like a Pussy collects four scenes from Alexis Golden's website featuring her taking a cock up her ass. The scenes normally get right to the action, but there are a few little artistic moments that pop up rather than leaving the scenes to run completely straightforward.

”The Anal Virgin” starts out with Alexis sucking black Mitchel's cock, which has never been in an ass before. She gives him some great eyes and plenty of stroking as she slurps on his cock before letting him admire her ass from behind and then getting up to ride him cowgirl style. Mitchel sucks her tits and grabs her ass as she rides him hard before taking his turn on top for a little missionary work. He moves on to fuck Alexis hard doggie style and cums in her pussy while he keeps pumping away. After a little outfit change and some instructions from Alexis, Mitchel lubes up his cock and she helps him to slowly slide it into her ass from behind. Alexis has him wait once he gets inside so her ass can get used to his cock, and then starts providing the pace herself sliding her ass back and forth on his cock while giving him plenty of vocal affirmations. She lets Mitchel fuck her ass as well, and he picks up the pace nicely as Alexis gives him plenty more vocal support. Finally, Mitchel supposedly unloads his balls into her ass but the camera never shows the results.

This is a pretty good opening scene. There's very nice chemistry between Alexis and Mitchel, and they each put out plenty of energy. Alexis is vocal without going over the top, and I love how she portrays anal sex realistically rather than just pounding through it with no warm up whatsoever. It would have been nice to have gotten a glimpse of the anal cream pie that ended the scene, but there was a very nice view given of the vaginal cream pie before the anal. That said, the camera work often had a very amateurish feeling with plenty of motion as it moved around to capture all of the action. Like many amateur films, however, there was plenty of charm about the scene due to its chemistry that made it fairly easy to look past the limitations of the camera work. For a first anal scene Mitchel did a very nice job and looked to have a great teacher in Alexis.

When it doesn't look like anybody else is coming over, Johnny quickly makes a move on Alexis rubbing her leg and kissing her mouth and neck as they sit on a couch. They move to the bedroom where they kiss a little more as they help each other strip down. Johnny sucks Alexis' big tits before she drops down to suck and stroke his cock with some very nice enthusiasm. He bends her over on the bed to eat her from behind before fucking her doggie style, and then gives him a bit more head before riding him cowgirl style. Johnny moves on to fuck her pussy bow and arrow and missionary style before eating her pussy and spearing her shitpussy missionary style. Johnny sucks her toes while fucking her ass nice and slow and then picks up the pace to give her a good hard assfucking. Finally, Johnny unloads in Alexis' ass and she lets it flow back out before they have a few last words and smiles.

This is a hot scene right from the start. Johnny and Alexis have very nice chemistry and they keep the pace moving very well. The scene might be a touch heavy on the vaginal sex, but Alexis takes Johnny's rod in each of her holes with great enthusiasm and plenty of vocals the entire time. The action is also nicely captured and leaves this as a hot scene with a slightly amateurish feeling due to the camera work.

After a few shots of boats on the water, the scene cuts to Alexis laying back on a bed sucking one heavily tattooed guy's cock while another eats her pussy. They move around for a bit more oral action before one of the guys starts fucking her pussy doggie style. She rolls to her back to let one of the guys fuck her ass missionary style as the other fucks her throat and sucks her tits. The guy moves around to fuck her ass as she lays on her side both spooning it and up on his knees, and then lets her suck and stroke him to a decent pop around her mouth that she plays with a little and then swallows down.

This is an okay scene. Alexis does a great job taking on the two guys, but there's plenty about the scene that holds it back. First is that not only does only one of the guys pop, but only one of the guys fucks her ass as well. The other guy seems like he's just there to make it a threesome, and although Alexis does a great job working him over orally, by never popping he never seems to be a full part of the scene. The other problem here is the editing, which seems excessively choppy. There's a touch of motion that interferes as well, but the editing was so excessive that I couldn't help but wonder what the ratio of footage was between what ended up on the floor and what ended up in the scene. This was a pretty average scene that made it as far as it did only because of the great enthusiasm Alexis showed throughout the scene.

Alexis starts out the final scene laying back on a bed in a purple dress for Richard to slap her ass and go right to fucking it missionary style with his eleven inch cock. They break for him to finger her ass to warm it up better before he gives it a good hard fucking doggie style. Richard moves on to spoon Alexis' shitpussy and fuck it doggie style a bit more. Alexis gives him plenty of trash talk as he fucks her ass and gives himself a hand before having him bust a nut in her butt and then squirting it back out so she can get a taste.

This is easily the most impressive scene in the movie, both technically and sexually. Alexis does an amazing job taking Richard balls deep in her ass and puts out some very nice energy along with great vocals. The only thing that held this scene back for me was that there looked like there was a touch of bleeding, and that's never a good thing when it comes to anal sex. Alexis still put on a good show despite this, and it was helped out even further by not seeming like it was edited nearly as heavy as the other scenes. This is a very hot scene and a great end to the movie.

FLP: Fuck It Like a Pussy is an okay debut for Alexis Golden. There are many faults and things which hold the movie back, but there's also some very nice things going for it. Alexis is definitely a MILF hottie, and there's no doubt as to whether or not she loves to have a cock in her ass. Add in her love of anal cream pies and she definitely goes up a notch in my book as she turns out four impressive performances here. Unfortunately, her hubby Ty leaves quite a bit to desire behind the camera, as the camera work often feels quite sloppy and left me wanting (at the very least) a slightly different angle many times. I think his lack of skill behind the camera is what led to the movie feeling as choppy as it did at times because normally Mark Audess (who cut the movie) does a very good job editing. Some of his cuts are fairly noticeable, but never anything like it is here and there were a few times where I almost felt like he was frustrated with what he had to work with for footage putting it together. FLP: Fuck It Like a Pussy showed some good potential for the future with how much Alexis Golden loves sex, but the lack of skill behind the camera really held it back from where it could have gone here.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Alexis Golden's Monster Cock Adventures 1, All the Way to the Throat, and Alexis Golden's Monster Cock Adventures: Welcum Back Richard. There's also a bonus scene.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts a little under seven and a half minutes. Alexis starts out chatting about one of her previous scenes and her anal cream pie before talking about how an anal and a pussy cream pie might be even better. Ty volunteers to stop in and help and fucks her ass missionary style to an anal cream pie as she holds a vibrating egg on her pussy. After he cums Alexis keeps working on her pussy with the toy until she has an orgasm of her own.

This is a nice little bonus scene. The camera work is much better than in the main movie thanks to the use of a tripod, and there's the same great feeling to the action. Yes, this is a fairly short but sweet scene, but that's some of the charm of it. This is a very nice addition to the overall DVD.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, interracial, cream pie (vaginal and anal), anal, feet, and group

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Between The Tattoo Men and Alexis Golden

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Marie Madison's movies are available on her website for about $20 and are starting to find major distribution for about the same price. Rent this one first. Alexis does a great job and gives it some very nice charm, but the technical aspects hold it back. There is a very nice bonus scene in the extras, but not the multiple bonus scenes the cover claims. There's nice potential with this release, but it might be better to wait for that potential to be harnessed in future releases than to rush out and pick this one up.

Note to Marie Madison Productions / Alexis Golden: Please watch your cover claims. You're definitely putting a bit of effort into your DVDs, which is to be applauded, but it doesn't take too many false claims to leave consumers distrusting your covers in the future when you really do include something great.

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