Friends 4 Life Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  4/17/2010

"2's company; 3's a crowd" so claims the rather poorly designed, bathed in red DVD cover sleeve for Michael Raven's FRIENDS 4 LIFE (2009, WICKED PICTURES-shot and mastered in High Definition, Dolby Digital, 5.1 Surround and condoms are used) with buxom and beautiful DVD cover girl Alektra Blue in three scenes. It's actually an ill-conceived buddy picture that quickly wraps up in 79 minutes when a bored guy named Doug (Barrett Blade) becomes friends with Chet (Eric Masterson) even after Chet's screwed his girlfriend and his Mom.

"It's not cool to fuck someone's mother" so says Doug in opening narration that actually spoils any surprise that this story might have had to offer. Flash back 3 days earlier to Doug doing his on again, off again girlfriend, Lisa. (Alektra Blue) It's an okay scene that switches from warm close-up images and wide cool images during cowgirl that detract a bit; the otherwise solid action starts on the corner of the bed and ends with Alektra taking a cumshot on her big boobs---!! 1/2

Doug blabbers about how boring and predictable women are, so much so that's he's rather boring himself. After he refuses to go somewhere with her, Lisa leaves him a nasty phone message then Chet the cable guy comes by to fix Doug's television.

Tired of Lisa, Doug hooks up with Heather (Mikalyla Mendez) and the duo's date ends with some upright fucking around a white hassock and cumshot landing on her fake titties---!! 1/2

With donuts in hand, Chet comes by and pesters Doug; he hangs around long enough to encounter Lisa, who too easily succumbs to Chet's advances. Eric and Alektra have solid chemistry in a well-lit morning straight sex scene in a white couch. Alektra's sexy white spiked sandals are a plus, another cumshot on her titties---!!!

Chet comes over late at night to bring Doug chocolate then the following day, tells Lisa to crash a party at Doug's place. Chet's there and brings Doug's Mom (busty Janet Mason) red roses. Heather's there and when Lisa shows up uninvited, it's all too much for Doug, who drinks like crazy and passes out. He misses an all girl threesome on his bed with Lisa and Heather and another party-goer (Kiara Diane)sucking and fingering each other's pussies---!!

He also misses Chet making it with his Mom on the couch a few feet away where an upright doggy fucking in the couch leads to a cumshot on Janet Mason's massive mounds---!! 1/2

So, after Chet sucks and fucks Doug's girlfriend and mother, Doug has this misguided realization that Chet is deserving of his friendship. The duo talk about it, Chet calls him a "douche" and invites him in to watch porn. And that's it?

The real "douche" here is whoever decided to end this comedy on such a flat note. Drop the opening sex scene that does nothing to move this little XXX comedy along and replace it with a three way where Doug goes in to watch porn and finds Lisa there for a three-way, a two way or something, anything.

So, Michael Raven's FRIENDS 4 LIFE (2009) has some well-stage sex scenes in its 79 minute running time but the lame ending to this flick brings this down a peg. Alektra Blue looks great in her three scenes and she sucks and fucks with Eric again in the 10 minute bonus scene from LIES---!! 1/2. Trailers, the trailer for FRIENDS 4 LIFE, Wicked promo reel and brief photo gallery round out the extras of any note.

!!'s about right, !!!'s too much for this dumb XXX comedy. Final rating for FRIENDS 4 LIFE is !! outa !!!!!