Top Heavy Tarts 8 Review

First, a note of explanation. My computer crashed after I already had the review for the first two scenes written up. I liked the scenes well enough, but not enough to watch again right away just to get the order of the positions correct. Sorry. The as-I-watch review will pick up again on scene three.

I'm pretty open as to what kinds of movies I'll watch and enjoy. I had never seen a Rodney Moore movie before, and hadn't heard of most of the girls in this movie before. I'm not sure if these scenes all came from the same place. I looked around a bit, and it seems like they might have been filmed for his websites. The movie seemed not to know what it wanted to be at times, and the pacing of some things wasn't to my liking. I always try to rate movies on the scale of 'put whoever sold me this in witness protection' to 'I'll keep this forever', and this movie seemed to always stay in the 'if I accidentally rented it, I'd watch a scene or two before returning it' category.

The interaction between the girls in the first two scenes was pretty hot. Affectionate in the first scene, and rough in the second, but I liked both. However, there was only one girl in each that had penetration, with the other girl being a cheerleader who occasionally got involved with oral and fondling.

Overall, I'd have to rate this movie as a 2 out of 5. The first scene's cumshot was really hot, and a few other scenes had a couple moments each, but for a brand new experience, it's not a good thing when you can only think of a total of maybe 13 or 14 minutes worth of material you'd rather watch than something from your collection you had already watched a few times already.

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Ginger Blaze and Nicole Banks

Nicole is the one with the straight hair and white skirt. The two girls are playing badminton when the scene starts. They're both wearing extremely short skirts and tight tops. Both girls are thick, both are bad at badminton, and after a little more 'bad porn intro', both are getting it on with Rodney. Nicole sits on a U-shaped stool while Rodney gets under it and licks her from underneath, with Ginger soon using an odd chair-traption to ride his cock. The sex here is all-vaginal, and Ginger is the only one who takes penetration. Nicole shows plenty of affection to Ginger while Ginger has sex with Rodney. Positions include all the usuals, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and I thought the doggie style was particularly good looking. The two girls lay on the floor kissing tenderly while Rodney cums on their faces. There was a lot of warmth to the scene, and I really liked all the kissing between the girls.

Claire Dames and Brooke Scott

Claire is in an insane asylum as this scene starts, apparently going crazy because she's so horny. The nurse tries to sedate her, an orderly comes in for assistance and suggests Nurse Brooke shows Claire her breasts, and when nothing else works, finally the doctor comes in too. The sex scene starts with blowjobs for both men, and soon Claire is getting banged doggiestyle with the other guy filling her mouth. In this scene, Claire is the only girl who does penetration. Brooke does some oral, and some fondlying, kissing Claire, etc. Both guys take turns having their way with Claire, doggiestyle, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, then she gets banged doggiestyle by one guy and both blow loads on her tits. Brooke licks it off, and it's as sexy as it sounds.

Kitten

Kitten is a leggy blonde, and she has an amazing set of natural breasts. She's slimmer than the girls in the first two scenes. According to the bad porn acting, she's looking for extra money so she's applying as a waitress at a strip club. She doesn't want to be a stripper, and her boyfriend doesn't want her to be either, so I think we all know where this 'job interview' is going. After a while this all seems to be dragging on, to point where my attention starts to wander. After a bit longer, we get to a blowjob that's mostly POV but has a few other angles in too. I've definitely seen better blowjob only scenes.

Alana Ackerman

Alana is the busty beauty from the main title scene. She's a brunette, and she's doing a stripper dance in the same room from Kitten's blowjob scene. I've never seen anything with her before, but if I had to describe her, i'd say halfway between one of the Stevens girls and Brandy Talore. She's doing some sort of audition as well, but soon the 'scene' part is done and the 'porn' part of the 'porn scene' takes over. Thankfully. She's giving him a lapdance, and it's really showing off how sexy her tits look. Natural, big, and floppy. Nice hips, pretty face, nice hair and makeup, but I'm really having a hard time taking my eyes off her chest. Alana gives, in order, a blowjob, ball-licking, a cowgirl ride, reverse cowgirl, doggiestyle on the couch focusin on her floppy tits smacking the armrest, more RCG, then she sucks him until he cums rather weakly on her face.

Bianca Trump

This scene doesn't seem to fit. Maybe it's from an older movie where the other scenes are newer. Rodney walks to the roof of a building and sees Bianca taking racy photos of herself in leopard print lingerie. He offers to help, then offers more help in his studio, then he asks her to stroke him so he can focus more on the photography, then she starts sucking him. She's really sexy, busty, all curves and a pretty face. Eyes look great, especially in the closeups during POVcocksucking. After more dialogue, we get treated to a strip tease, then missionary sex, more oral, cowgirl, doggiestyle, all POV, then in non-POV a sexy missionary pounding, reverse cowgirl, doggiestyle, good doggiestyle too, missionary POV again, and a cumshot all over her mouth. Best scene of the flick, but didn't seem to be from the same source material.

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Extra Features: A few expanded scenes from parts of the movie. There are clips with Ginger and Nicole, Brooke and Claire, and Kitten has a clip too.

After the movie finishes, there's also ads for more stuff from Rodney Moore.