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Angels of Mercy (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 1/30/2003
Reviewed on: 5/16/2003 by Flash
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Steve Hatcher, John West, Miko Lee, Gino Greco, Summer Storm, Summer Haze, Lezley Zen, Trevor Zen, Jordan Haze, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Adam & Eve has done a great job of putting an excellent disc together and fans of the film will be very pleased and will definitely want to pick this disc up. Unfortunately the film on the disc isn't that great so most viewers will want to pass on the disc. Fans of porn with a decent plot or nastier sex will definitely want to pass on this title whereas fans of one of the stars might want to pick it up if they can find it cheaply.
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Two in the Seat 3
Release date: 5/2/2003
Reviewed on: 5/16/2003 by Kobiata
Starring: Brian Surewood, Pat Myne, Jessica Darlin, Steve Holmes, Belladonna, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Monica Sweetheart, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Taylor Rain, Claire James, Dick Delaware, Crystal Ray
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Two in the Seat 3 by David Luger Red Light District / September 2002 / 140 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single Sided Dual Layer Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Photo Gallery - Behind the Scenes - Boner Footage - Trailers Starring: Belladonna, Monica Sweetheart, Crystal Ray, Claire James, Jessica Darlin, and Taylor Rain Synopsis: It's the third volume of the double penetration series. Overall: Two in the Seat 3 is not without its lapses, but to pull off veteran stars like Belladonna and Jessica Darlin with the current crop of stars, Monica Sweetheart and Taylor Rain, in one DVD is quite an accomplishment. Volume Three has solidified the Two in the Seat series as the strongest RLD series currently available. DVD Quality: Both the audio and visual quality are great! Extras: The behind the scenes footage is okay, but it is funny to hear Monica Sweetheart screw up her plug for RLD's pay site. David Luger sticks with the veterans Be
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Gag Factor 7
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: JM Productions Presents Starring Belle, Tracy Mathis, Jen-X, Randi Storm, Kelly Warner, Kaylynn, Alexia Riley, Barbie Blazer, Ryan Meadows, Ravika, and Bisexual Britni. Produced & Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers SCENE ONE : Kelly Warner, a good-looking girl, opens up this scene lying back on the drool stool, with her head back, and not saying a thing. A cock enters the screen and goes right into her open and waiting mouth, and the throat fucking begins. The guy plunges in and out of her throat, causing lots of drool to run down her face. And after a good throat fucking, the guy launches his load down her throat while still in her mouth, to end an unusually hot scene. SCENE TWO : Kaylynn, looking pretty cute, storms into an office, acting like a prima donna, saying that she wont do what they want her to do, and throws a little temper tantrum before showing a guy what it is that they want her to do. She tricks herself into getting onto the drool stool and soon has a cock down her throat.
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Super Pornstar Interviews
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by lindi
Starring: Nick East, Ian Daniels, Julian, Gina Ryder, Dante, Amber Michaels, Shasta, Bridgette Kerkove
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Michael Danze
Review brief: Description This dvd offers not much in the way of interviews, no real insight into the performers. Condom use throughout. General Impression . Pure cheese. Each woman says her name a few times while spreading her ass cheeks, followed by a plug for Doc Johnson Pocket Rockets, followed by an 'interview' in black and white, intercut with sex in color. This is followed by one more plug for Doc Johnson pocket rockets and one or more VCA videos and dvd's. Sex The first scene is introduced as Gina shows off her body. Julian gives her flowers and a pocket rocket, and asks if she likes to be eaten out. Yes! So he eats her out. Cut back to Julian asking if she likes to suck dick. Surprise! She does. And she does. Reasonable bj to bad music. Next question - she likes doggy style - so there's some of that, a few other positions, nothing astounding, and he cums on her tits. He says it was one of his better 'interviews,' and proceeds to plug his next movies. Next up, Shasta says her own name a bunch of times, gets flowers and a pocket rocket from Nick East.
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Gangbang Girl 29, The
Release date: 2/6/2002
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by Exotik Nikki
Starring: Billy Glide, Bobby Vitale, Jeremy Steele, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Mr. Marcus, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Sergio, Jay Ashley, Catalina, John West, Joel Lawrence, Bella, Jeremy Steel, Belladonna, Mario, Kristin, K.C., Alex Rox, Mario Rossi, Warren Peace, Vinny Visious, Big C.
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: What I Liked The enthusiasm that Bella, Kristin and Caitlin showed in the beginning of each of their scenes. What I Disliked The boredom on the girls faces as they reached the end of their scenes DVD Quality The picture quality was average. There weren't any special angles or other fun stuff on the DVD. Overall Thoughts If you're looking to see a whole lot of cocks, then this is the movie for you. In the first scene I was very turned on by all the sex action. Unfortunately it got repetitive and boring. Towards the end you could sense the girls were faking their enthusiasm. In the second scene with Bella...I wasn't too crazy about all the ass licking. I was more interested in seeing her get plowed real good...and let me tell you, those guys showed her no mercy. After awhile it got to be really mechanical...Ass to mouth, one after the other..."BORING". Then we move on to the closing scene, I like to call it the parade of cumshots...At this point Bella looks like she's tired and over the whole experience.
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Euro Angels Hardball 10: Depraved Intent
Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by Gunth
Starring: Gina, Christine, Frank Gun, Leslie Taylor, Richard Langin, Dina Pearl, Stephany Steel, Sophie Evans, Martina Mercedes, Jeanette, Ian Scott, Christoph Clark, Silvia Sun
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Its a gonzo feature from Evil Angel directed by Christoph Clark. That means that if you are a fan of gaping, ass-to-mouth, double penetration, and trash talking euro chicks; this movie is for you. The editing was very well done and the camera quality was great. Christoph does waste a lot of time with scene setups. Allot of the scenes start off with him asking the performers if they like gonzo. They say no, but suddenly they are having sex. Movie starts off with Christopher Clark working out; talking about what kind of movie we will be watching. Really not much here. Its a gonzo feature, so there really isnt much to say, except maybe Chris wanted everyone to see him working out. Scene 1: Sofia Evans, Jeaette, Yann Scott, and Richard Langlin Not just a porn actress, you are nasty girls what a great quote. High heels during sex. Anal gaping . Do like the full body shots. Hearing a guy say Oh Yessss! while a puts a dildo in someones ass isnt very realistic. Condom use on Sofia Evans.
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Lingerie (Red Light District)
Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by LiveWire
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Carmen, Steve Holmes, Austin, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Michael Stefano, Austin O'Riley, Anna Belle, Cynara Fox, Courtney Devine, Leila De Santos, Katrina Ko, Dick Delaware
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Starring Cynara, Carmen, Courtney, Anna Belle, Katrina Ko, Austin O'Riley, Leila De Santos, Mr. Pete, Mr. Marcus, Mike Stefano, Steve Holmes, Dick Delaware, Brett Rockman, Manuel Ferrara, Brian Surewood Director David Luger Synopsis RLD's lingerie themed series. Scene 1 - Courtney Courtney, dressed in a black outfit, starts the movie off by running her hands up and down her black stockings and talks to the camera, telling us what she likes. This girl has a nice body, highlighted by a pretty face and an equally good butt. She shows herself off, rubs lotion over her belly, pussy, and ass. All throughout this tease session, she keeps on talking, and talking and talking. She talks more than a little too much and it soon starts to sound like a phone sex ad. I don't mind a girl being verbal, but Courtney seems to be trying too hard to convince us how much she is enjoying it. That said, the scene looks pretty good. She takes it in the ass and deepthroats with obvious skill.
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Grrl Power 14
Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by LiveWire
Starring: Alec Metro, Chris Cannon, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Angel Long, Taylor Rain, Barrett Blade, Jasmine Lynn, Amee Donavan, Veronica Lace
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Starring Angel Long, Taylor Rain, Jasmine Lynn, Amee Donavan, Veronica Lace, Chris Cannon, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Alec Metro, Barrett Blade Director Andre Madness Synopsis Teen Series from Kick Ass Pictures. Scene 1 - Angel Long Angel is working at her phone sales job along with her boss. When she asks him if there's a way she can make a little more money on the side, he goes to work on her. The dialogue has its funny moments and Angel sure knows how to talk nasty. She does some pretty intense anal and she looks good taking it in the ass, especially in reverse cowgirl position, while she mouths off things like, "Fuck my dirty shitter." There's a lot of good ATM throughout, even for the cumshot. A solid scene. Scene 2 - Veronica Lace Veronica plays a nice Jewish girl who's trying to get her father admitted into a "restricted" country club. The head of the club is initially put off by her, but that soon changes when she kneels down and begins blowing him.
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Runaway Butts 3
Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Amy, Sunshine, Gemini, Flick Shagwell, Avery
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Developed & Shot by Joey Silvera SCENE ONE : Gemini, a pretty good looking brunette, opens this scene up wearing a black bra, black vinyl garter belt, black stockings, and putting panties on. She does a little tease bend over shots, as well as some nice tit tease, before Joey gets into the action, kissing her as Brandon also joins in. She doesnt waste much time in getting down on Brandons iron, taking him deep before they join Flick Shagwell in another room. Flick is looking so very hot, wearing a tight top and matching hot pants, but when she starts giving oral to Brandon, she obviously cant deep throat him, causing her to make some awful sounds. Jasper Wade, who got into the picture is giving oral to Gemini, and she returns some onto him, but he continues again. Flick couldnt handle Brandons cock deep, so what makes Jasper think she can handle his? Brandon doesnt seem to mind, as he starts fucking Gemini. Geminis turn to try her mouth on Jaspers cock, and she more able to take him deep, but again with the gagging.
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Defiance
Release date: 4/2/2003
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by classic connoisseur
Starring: Jamie Gillis, F. J. Lincoln, Sonny Landham, Alan Marlow, Jean Jennings, Jason Russell, Day Jason, Heather Ellis, Fred Lincoln, Sandy Fox, Alex Mann, Pam Sanders
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Armand Weston
Review brief: Length: 71:50 Year: 1974 DEFIANCE! aka DEFIANCE OF GOOD as it says on the print used on this dvd is a film from 1974 and I went into this film not knowing much about it, excep having read a brief outline of the film and it sounded interesting. The outline to this story is that Cathy (Jean Jennings) a young girl is caught using drugs by her mother and her parents decide that it is best for her to go to a psychiatric hospital for a short period of observation. This hospital is a hell hole and all manner of strange men and women approach her in this place. She is raped by patients (one of whom is played by a very young Jamie Gillis) and the nurses and just when we think she may never get out of this place along comes a doctor who promises to get her out of this place. Fred Lincoln plays this doctor. He does an excellent job as this creepy doctor. He takes her out of this horrible hospital to his private clinic and submits her to his treatment which involves her being tied up and forced to have sex with other patients.
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Joey Silvera's Service Animals 8
Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Claudia Bella, Kate Frost, Lynn Dumare, Shyla Stylez, Alexis Lane
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Developed & Shot by Joey Silvera SCENE ONE : Lynn Dumaire, a pretty hot brunette from Michigan, opens this scene outside in a parking lot, pitching a softball to Mike Metropolis. Theres text that says she has the finest breast Ive seen in my life period, and while I cant make such a bold statement, I can agree that she does have some truly nice natural tits, which are exposed from under her pulled up top. She has a tattoo between her tits, not a big one, but one that would look better not there, and she is wearing a pair of short red shorts. Joey asks her some questions, she says shes 18, and shes been a pitcher for 11 years, plus she got kicked out of high school. Joey goes on to pull the shorts down as she bends over, getting a nice shot of her white panties and her ass before she walks to the building, where she sits, smoking a cigar and blowing the smoke into his face. Once inside, as she stands in front of an open refrigerator, she pours some milk into a glass but doesnt really drink much, if any, instead she lets it pour down her chest and stomach.
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Bill and Ted's- Sexellent Adventure
Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Miami Studios
Review brief: Its not the twinks you will remember sucking in this one. Its the production values that truly suck. Its as though a high school student were given a video cam for Christmas and got all his friends together to make a fuck film. Actually Ive seen better camera work in home movies than here. And thats a real pity because the guys are cute and with first-rate videography and some decent direction and some passion in the sex scenes this could really be something. Did I mention the sex lacked passion? Oh, my, does it ever. A ten-dollar whore at the end of her shift shows more sexual passion than these youngsters. How can such cute young guys be so boring? Because they need a professional behind the scenes, thats how? You can have amateurs behind the scenes and get away with it. Amateurs behind the scenes, not bloody likely. And with amateurs both in front of and behind the camera, failure is assured. The film is introduced by Lance, a young blond with tattoos who looks about as cuddly as a porcupine. The kind whod yawn while being blown. Rough surfer trade.
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Jungle Love (DVSX)
Release date: 2/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Kobiata
Starring: Johnny, Guy DiSilva, Mandingo, Darren James, Princess, Sledge Hammer, Angel Long, Justin Slayer, Britney Alexander, Nyomi Marcela, Chelsea Luv, Chelsea Zinn, Judy Star
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Yani Z
Review brief: Jungle Love by Yani Z DVSX/ December 2002 / 113 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single Sided Dual Layer Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Photo Gallery - Interviews - Solo Scenes - Trailers Starring: Ashley Long, Princess, Britney, Nyomi Marcela, Judy Star, and Chelsea Luv Synopsis: These women take more than a walk on the ebony, wild side! Overall: Jungle Love has some good scenes like Ashley's, Nyomi's, and Judy's. This title, if it goes into a series, has a promising future. DVD Quality: It's good. Extras: The solo and interview scenes sometimes overlap the main scenes so it would be difficult to completely say that these are extras. The photo gallery would have been better if it it was full-screen. LIKES: Ashley Long and Nyomi Marcela DISLIKES: Princess Ashley Long Ashley, the 6 foot Brit, parades around the house wearing her Britney Spears inspired private school uniform. The camera gets up and personal and records her ev
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Rogue Adventures 19
Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by lindi
Starring: David, Fabio Scorpion, Crisbel, Vivian Mello, Fabiane De La Costa, Kelly Diaz, Claudia Polanski, Yasmine Rios, Giselle Lins, Suzy Boneca, Ekzavir Falcon Wray, Victoria B.
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Description Gonzo with she-males. Condoms throughout. General Impression Two strong scenes lead, followed by three average scenes. Sex Two pretty trannies, Fabiane and Gisele, strut down the street and tease Chris Dano before going home with him. Fabiane has dark hair and especially gorgeous eyes. Chris teases her perky, natural tits. Then blonde Gisele joins her and the two girls lick, handle, and kiss each other, before Chris sucks both dicks. There is plenty of sucking all around before Gisele knocks at Chris' back door - and Chris is delighted and surprised - he takes it happily up the ass while he sucks Fabiane's dick. Fabio Scorpion joins them, getting sucked by Fabiane. Then he fucks her in doggy and mish - and she's staying rock hard for it, loving it. A little RCG with Cris sucking Fabiane as Fabio bounces her up and down, then Chris is fucking Giselle in doggy and mish, and she's hard and happy. An all-around playful, upbeat good time is had by all, before they all stroke off. The second scene (girl + tranny) was my favorite.
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Bride of Double Feature, The
Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Saki
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Serenity, Randy Spears, Rick Masters, Mike Horner, Tabitha Stevens, Mickey G., Kaylynn, Anthony Crane, Daniella Rush, Tasha Hunter, Bridgette Kerkove, Anji Cooper, Herschel Savage
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: The Bride of Double Feature! (2000) Studio Wicked Pictures Genre Comedy Director Jonathan Morgan Starring Serenity, Tabitha Stevens, Daniella Rush, Asia Carerra, Kaylynn, Bridgette Kerkove, Tasha Hunter, Anji Cooper, Herschel Savage, Mickey G., Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, Anthony Crane, Dave Hardman, and Rick Masters Running Time 1:55 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.85:1 (letterboxed) for dialogue and 1.33:1 (full frame) for sex Special Features Animated a video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; audio commentary by director Jonathan Morgan; 39-minute behind-the-scenes video; 6.5-minute blooper reel, 19-picture behind-the-scenes photo gallery (softcore); 20-picture photo gallery (mostly hardcore); audio star bios and trailers for Flashpoint, Sex Safari, Pornogothic, and Double Feature! Typical Watchers Jonathan Morgan fans or porn comedy lovers Typical Haters Anyone who doesn't like cheesy plots or one-liners in their porn; condom haters Replay Value Medium Themes Comedy, handjob, girl-girl, blowjobs, PT
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Babes Illustrated 12
Release date: 2/12/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Aaryanna
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Carolyn Monroe, Jade Marcela, Ember, Sabrine Maui, Taylor Ann, Taylor Starr, Tyler Starr, Ramona Luv, Nyomi Marcela, Kaylani Lei, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Great Fireworks! Guys are so lucky. They can get horny in an instant, which makes them easy to entice and manipulate. Maybe thats why us girls love em so much. Women, on the other hand, are another story. Arousal is less dramatic (physically), and getting in the mood takes a lot longer. This is especially true when my girlfriend and I are together. Thats why when I found this video I couldnt wait to share it with her! We both thought it was terrific! I dont want to sound sexist, but our favorite scenes in the movie were the ones with the youngest girls. (It wasnt that long ago, incidentally, that we were both as young ourselves.) The first takes place outdoors by a pool. The second happens in a beautifully accessorized walk-in tub. The delicate kissing of lips and nipples by the women was the perfect expression of friendship. And the delicious eating and fingering of glistening pussies was, for us, the epitome of romantic expression. In both vignettes, I could almost feel the bone-numbing fatigue in my own jaw from just watching them.
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Snatch Video Magazine 2
Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Endorphin
Starring: Nick East, Daisy Chain, Nakita Kash, Steve Taylor [I], Envy, Guy DiSilva, Kurious, Sonia Red, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Samurai
Directed by: K.T.
Review brief: Starring: Sydnee Steele, Envy, Daisy Chain, Kurious, Nikita Kash, Sonya Red, Guy Destiva, Steve Taylor, Nick East Pros: Sydnee Steele dressed, half dressed and naked!!! Envy and her incredible body!!!, Nikita, Daisy, Kurious, miniplots, some dirty talk, a short moment of ass quivers Cons: camera flashes distract the viewer, does that dog have a mic?, must vies ads before seeing the picture Why I have it: It was free with a $50 purchase at fivestar(I believe). Features: slide show and ads you are forced to watch Overall: The production quality is not all that good. Three scenes included camera flashes which alert the viewer to the fact that stills are being taken and the other scene includes a dog barking in the background. But, it does make for good mini-plot porn for those that can see past the imperfections. Envy/dude Envy has such a damn good, tight body. Envy interviews a guy for a position, but thankfully she makes him try out different positions. Did I mention that she has a great body? He cums on her tits and I think he gets the position.
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Titten lieben Pisse und Sperma
Release date: 5/13/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Grammarian
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Highlights: Huge tits, cocksucking, post-cumshot blowjobs, facial plasterings, glazed knockers, some light BDSM in the form of a black strap wrapped around the spooge target's eyes and head, and one peeing scene with the covergirl from 'Die Spermasuenderin'. Cumshots: Many Overall evaluation: 4.2 out of 5 General comments 666 films are basically the same as GGG (you'll notice that GGG is the alphabetic representation of 666) except that 666 usually have at least one urination scene and some light BDSM. I personally don't have any interest in peeing action of any kind. (For all you Seinfeld fans: Not that there's anything wrong with that! :-) But I had seen the covergirl of this 666 film already once in GGG's 'Titten auf Spermasuche' and figured she'd be worth the risk. My hope was that the covergirl would take all the cumshots and leave the being-pee'd-on to someone else, and that's exactly what I got. So all you golden shower fans: better not purchase the DVD in the hopes that the gorgeous blonde, huge-titted covergirl will get pissed on.
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Michael Zen's Perversions 2
Release date: 9/3/2001
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Endorphin
Starring: Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mike Horner, April, Chandler, Mickey G., Jewel De'Nyle, Amber Michaels, Keri Windsor, Cherry Mirage, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Starring: Jewel De' Nyle, Sydnee Steele, Keri Windsor, Chandler, April, Barrett Moore, Amber Michaels, Cherry Mirage, Evan Stone, Mike Horner, Mark Davis, Mickey G. Pros: Jewel, Sydnee, April's ass, Barrett, dirty talk Cons: murder after sex, murder during sex, when Mike Horner is giving the pleasure face does it not look like a turtle stretching out of a shell?, see quote below Hopefully forgettable quote: "Daddy?You abandoned me years ago. Now you want to fuck me?" Plot: I wasn't paying attention. I tried on occasion, but it just wasn't worth it. Features: 26 trailers (they were a bit tantalizing too), 10 interviews (Mariah's hot). The interviews are quite obviously taken from the Video Virgin's Gold series. I especially liked Jewel De Nyle's interview because afterwards they showed a raw-scene of her masturbating. The other interviews sere ended with strip tease/masturbation but they were done more in the rock video style. Jewel/Sydnee/Mike Mike is stuck in jail where he has visions of Jewel and Sydnee.
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All Amateur Video .com
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Works World Wide
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 1 / 1 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Stacy, Paola, Astrid, Gabrielle, Niki, and a few guys Initial Expectations: dildosensations.com wasnt too bad. Since this is a newer release than that Im hoping for a little more here. Initial Reaction: Although the last couple scenes were okay, the rest reminded me of why remotes have fast forward buttons. Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants passable technical qualities or sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary quite a bit through the movie. Unfortunately, very little of it is close to average. The audio is very basic and has more than a few problems. Theres background noises and more than a few balance problems. There are a few areas that also look like they might have been dubbed, but from the look and sound of this one, I doubt anybody involved with this feature has that much skill. The video isnt any better. The lighting is okay, but its so pixelated that VHS would be a step up.
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Sodomania 37
Release date: 3/27/2002
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by Adlion944
Starring: Mark Davis, Daisy Chain, Kristina, Marcella, Carmen, Boby, Max, Kevin Long, Mary, Sabina, Franco Roccaforte, Johnny Slovak, Toni Ribas, George Uhl, Krystal de Boor
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: This won't be a full review, just a warning to Veronica Vanoza fans who buy this DVD based on her very prominent position on the cover. Remember when Star Wars - Episode One hit theaters? Remember how big all the merchandising was for Darth Maul? His face was huge on the movie posters. Action figures, comic books, books, etc. The marketing people knew Darth Maul was cool. Too bad George Lucas didn't. Darth Maul had about 4 minutes of screen time. Patrick Collins duplicated the same effect with Veronica Vanoza. Despite plastering her face all over the DVD box, the DVD itself, the DVD menu, the opening credits - she has a 5 minute shower tease, gives a 30 second blow job and gets fucked missionary for 1 minute with a tit cumshot. That's the extent of her appearance. In the credits, it shows her fucking reverse cowgirl. This footage ain't in the actual scene. The back cover of the DVD shows a similar reverse cowgirl photo. Not in the movie. This is bullshit stuff and I want my money back. By the way, the rest of the movie is horrible, too.
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New Zealand Girls Exposed
Release date: 3/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 7 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Toni King, Jodie Cahill, Brook Adams (who was previously listed as Savannah), Kay Wolfe, Andy Wild, Rogert Hornhill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with Sex Around the World: New Zealand, and Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh faces and a bit of artistic camera work Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with a lot of heat and energy or who doesnt like tattoos Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the talent being given directions, the cameraman talking with the still photographer, and somebody playing piano in the room next to where the scenes are shot. The actual sex audio is also often a bit on the soft side.
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Personal Trainers 4
Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Dano Sulik, Sebastian Bonnet, Julian Armanis
Studio: Bel Ami
Directed by: Marty Stevens
Review brief: Bel Ami certainly believes in making the most of their resources. Not only have they been releasing material they originally decided not to release such as Out at Last, they have also been releasing their audition tapes in the 101 Men series which now reaches 12 (these are not yet available on DVD) and also a series called Personal Trainers in which guys who passed the jackoff 101 auditions are paired with a Bel Ami old-timer to see if they pass muster having sex. It should be noted that a Bel Ami old-timer is a performer who is in his mid-to-late twenties that fans have seen grow up over the years. In each of the scenes in Personal Trainers, the trainee strips naked so we can admire the wonder of nature, he is interviewed, the trainer appears, they suck dick, and the trainee gets fucked. First up (literally) is Alex Orioli whom the cover describes as smolderingly handsome. I most definitely concur. Alex is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful young men I have ever seen. From his wavy dark hair to the tips of his toes, he is the embodiment of male perfection.
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Transposed 5
Release date: 4/21/2003
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by RobHammer
Starring: Alessandra, Carla Fael, Isis Fischer, Michelle Butt
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Running Time: 79 minutes Date of Production: 3/15/03 Produced by: Patrick Collins Cast: Alessandra, Carla Fae, Claudia Polansk, Isis Fischer, Michele Butt, Milena Ravache, Natasha Dumont, Alex Jr., Fabio Scorpion. Juliano Ferras, Marcio Smith Note on cast credits: I don't know all of the performers, and I'm not going to try to guess. The only person I know for sure is Isis. Initial Comments: That 'Patrick Collins Approved' picture and block letters on the cardboard sleeve box cover give me the impression of something sleazy. When the movie starts I am pleasantly surprised. This appears to be in Brazil, with everyone speaking Portuguese. Scene Selection: 6 chapter selections with preview clips for the opening credits and 5 scenes. Review: Opening Credits: This is very classy. There is a lot of raw sexual energy as the camera follows the performers. They engage each other in small groups while the high-energy dance beat 'Transposed' theme song plays. Scene 1: This scene is a scorcher. It's Isis and a gal with that something extra.
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Sex Around the World: New Zealand
Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Andy Wilde, Kay Wolfe, Jodie Cahill, Geneve Wai, Holly Walters, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, Steve Parnell
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Jodie Cahill, Savannah, Kay Wolfe, Geneve Wai, Andy Wild, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma has impressed me behind the camera in the past. Im really curious to see what he does here. Initial Reaction: It tries merging artistic direction with amateur porn with weak results Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch first timers with an artistic movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants their sex a bit more straightforward Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the cameraman sniffing, and the actual sex is often a bit on the soft side. The video has a soft feel that approaches film slightly, which I think is deliberate as Jon Yuma has a reputation for being a bit artistic in his approaches. There are also frequent split screen views and a bit of non-anamorphic widescreen which furthers the artistic feel of the scenes.
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Release date: 1/30/2003
Reviewed on: 5/16/2003 by Flash
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Steve Hatcher, John West, Miko Lee, Gino Greco, Summer Storm, Summer Haze, Lezley Zen, Trevor Zen, Jordan Haze, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Adam & Eve has done a great job of putting an excellent disc together and fans of the film will be very pleased and will definitely want to pick this disc up. Unfortunately the film on the disc isn't that great so most viewers will want to pass on the disc. Fans of porn with a decent plot or nastier sex will definitely want to pass on this title whereas fans of one of the stars might want to pick it up if they can find it cheaply.
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Release date: 5/2/2003
Reviewed on: 5/16/2003 by Kobiata
Starring: Brian Surewood, Pat Myne, Jessica Darlin, Steve Holmes, Belladonna, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Monica Sweetheart, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Taylor Rain, Claire James, Dick Delaware, Crystal Ray
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Two in the Seat 3 by David Luger Red Light District / September 2002 / 140 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single Sided Dual Layer Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Photo Gallery - Behind the Scenes - Boner Footage - Trailers Starring: Belladonna, Monica Sweetheart, Crystal Ray, Claire James, Jessica Darlin, and Taylor Rain Synopsis: It's the third volume of the double penetration series. Overall: Two in the Seat 3 is not without its lapses, but to pull off veteran stars like Belladonna and Jessica Darlin with the current crop of stars, Monica Sweetheart and Taylor Rain, in one DVD is quite an accomplishment. Volume Three has solidified the Two in the Seat series as the strongest RLD series currently available. DVD Quality: Both the audio and visual quality are great! Extras: The behind the scenes footage is okay, but it is funny to hear Monica Sweetheart screw up her plug for RLD's pay site. David Luger sticks with the veterans Be
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: JM Productions Presents Starring Belle, Tracy Mathis, Jen-X, Randi Storm, Kelly Warner, Kaylynn, Alexia Riley, Barbie Blazer, Ryan Meadows, Ravika, and Bisexual Britni. Produced & Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers SCENE ONE : Kelly Warner, a good-looking girl, opens up this scene lying back on the drool stool, with her head back, and not saying a thing. A cock enters the screen and goes right into her open and waiting mouth, and the throat fucking begins. The guy plunges in and out of her throat, causing lots of drool to run down her face. And after a good throat fucking, the guy launches his load down her throat while still in her mouth, to end an unusually hot scene. SCENE TWO : Kaylynn, looking pretty cute, storms into an office, acting like a prima donna, saying that she wont do what they want her to do, and throws a little temper tantrum before showing a guy what it is that they want her to do. She tricks herself into getting onto the drool stool and soon has a cock down her throat.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by lindi
Starring: Nick East, Ian Daniels, Julian, Gina Ryder, Dante, Amber Michaels, Shasta, Bridgette Kerkove
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Michael Danze
Review brief: Description This dvd offers not much in the way of interviews, no real insight into the performers. Condom use throughout. General Impression . Pure cheese. Each woman says her name a few times while spreading her ass cheeks, followed by a plug for Doc Johnson Pocket Rockets, followed by an 'interview' in black and white, intercut with sex in color. This is followed by one more plug for Doc Johnson pocket rockets and one or more VCA videos and dvd's. Sex The first scene is introduced as Gina shows off her body. Julian gives her flowers and a pocket rocket, and asks if she likes to be eaten out. Yes! So he eats her out. Cut back to Julian asking if she likes to suck dick. Surprise! She does. And she does. Reasonable bj to bad music. Next question - she likes doggy style - so there's some of that, a few other positions, nothing astounding, and he cums on her tits. He says it was one of his better 'interviews,' and proceeds to plug his next movies. Next up, Shasta says her own name a bunch of times, gets flowers and a pocket rocket from Nick East.
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Release date: 2/6/2002
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by Exotik Nikki
Starring: Billy Glide, Bobby Vitale, Jeremy Steele, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Mr. Marcus, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Sergio, Jay Ashley, Catalina, John West, Joel Lawrence, Bella, Jeremy Steel, Belladonna, Mario, Kristin, K.C., Alex Rox, Mario Rossi, Warren Peace, Vinny Visious, Big C.
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: What I Liked The enthusiasm that Bella, Kristin and Caitlin showed in the beginning of each of their scenes. What I Disliked The boredom on the girls faces as they reached the end of their scenes DVD Quality The picture quality was average. There weren't any special angles or other fun stuff on the DVD. Overall Thoughts If you're looking to see a whole lot of cocks, then this is the movie for you. In the first scene I was very turned on by all the sex action. Unfortunately it got repetitive and boring. Towards the end you could sense the girls were faking their enthusiasm. In the second scene with Bella...I wasn't too crazy about all the ass licking. I was more interested in seeing her get plowed real good...and let me tell you, those guys showed her no mercy. After awhile it got to be really mechanical...Ass to mouth, one after the other..."BORING". Then we move on to the closing scene, I like to call it the parade of cumshots...At this point Bella looks like she's tired and over the whole experience.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by Gunth
Starring: Gina, Christine, Frank Gun, Leslie Taylor, Richard Langin, Dina Pearl, Stephany Steel, Sophie Evans, Martina Mercedes, Jeanette, Ian Scott, Christoph Clark, Silvia Sun
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Its a gonzo feature from Evil Angel directed by Christoph Clark. That means that if you are a fan of gaping, ass-to-mouth, double penetration, and trash talking euro chicks; this movie is for you. The editing was very well done and the camera quality was great. Christoph does waste a lot of time with scene setups. Allot of the scenes start off with him asking the performers if they like gonzo. They say no, but suddenly they are having sex. Movie starts off with Christopher Clark working out; talking about what kind of movie we will be watching. Really not much here. Its a gonzo feature, so there really isnt much to say, except maybe Chris wanted everyone to see him working out. Scene 1: Sofia Evans, Jeaette, Yann Scott, and Richard Langlin Not just a porn actress, you are nasty girls what a great quote. High heels during sex. Anal gaping . Do like the full body shots. Hearing a guy say Oh Yessss! while a puts a dildo in someones ass isnt very realistic. Condom use on Sofia Evans.
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Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by LiveWire
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Carmen, Steve Holmes, Austin, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Michael Stefano, Austin O'Riley, Anna Belle, Cynara Fox, Courtney Devine, Leila De Santos, Katrina Ko, Dick Delaware
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Starring Cynara, Carmen, Courtney, Anna Belle, Katrina Ko, Austin O'Riley, Leila De Santos, Mr. Pete, Mr. Marcus, Mike Stefano, Steve Holmes, Dick Delaware, Brett Rockman, Manuel Ferrara, Brian Surewood Director David Luger Synopsis RLD's lingerie themed series. Scene 1 - Courtney Courtney, dressed in a black outfit, starts the movie off by running her hands up and down her black stockings and talks to the camera, telling us what she likes. This girl has a nice body, highlighted by a pretty face and an equally good butt. She shows herself off, rubs lotion over her belly, pussy, and ass. All throughout this tease session, she keeps on talking, and talking and talking. She talks more than a little too much and it soon starts to sound like a phone sex ad. I don't mind a girl being verbal, but Courtney seems to be trying too hard to convince us how much she is enjoying it. That said, the scene looks pretty good. She takes it in the ass and deepthroats with obvious skill.
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Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 5/15/2003 by LiveWire
Starring: Alec Metro, Chris Cannon, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Angel Long, Taylor Rain, Barrett Blade, Jasmine Lynn, Amee Donavan, Veronica Lace
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Starring Angel Long, Taylor Rain, Jasmine Lynn, Amee Donavan, Veronica Lace, Chris Cannon, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Alec Metro, Barrett Blade Director Andre Madness Synopsis Teen Series from Kick Ass Pictures. Scene 1 - Angel Long Angel is working at her phone sales job along with her boss. When she asks him if there's a way she can make a little more money on the side, he goes to work on her. The dialogue has its funny moments and Angel sure knows how to talk nasty. She does some pretty intense anal and she looks good taking it in the ass, especially in reverse cowgirl position, while she mouths off things like, "Fuck my dirty shitter." There's a lot of good ATM throughout, even for the cumshot. A solid scene. Scene 2 - Veronica Lace Veronica plays a nice Jewish girl who's trying to get her father admitted into a "restricted" country club. The head of the club is initially put off by her, but that soon changes when she kneels down and begins blowing him.
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Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Amy, Sunshine, Gemini, Flick Shagwell, Avery
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Developed & Shot by Joey Silvera SCENE ONE : Gemini, a pretty good looking brunette, opens this scene up wearing a black bra, black vinyl garter belt, black stockings, and putting panties on. She does a little tease bend over shots, as well as some nice tit tease, before Joey gets into the action, kissing her as Brandon also joins in. She doesnt waste much time in getting down on Brandons iron, taking him deep before they join Flick Shagwell in another room. Flick is looking so very hot, wearing a tight top and matching hot pants, but when she starts giving oral to Brandon, she obviously cant deep throat him, causing her to make some awful sounds. Jasper Wade, who got into the picture is giving oral to Gemini, and she returns some onto him, but he continues again. Flick couldnt handle Brandons cock deep, so what makes Jasper think she can handle his? Brandon doesnt seem to mind, as he starts fucking Gemini. Geminis turn to try her mouth on Jaspers cock, and she more able to take him deep, but again with the gagging.
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Release date: 4/2/2003
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by classic connoisseur
Starring: Jamie Gillis, F. J. Lincoln, Sonny Landham, Alan Marlow, Jean Jennings, Jason Russell, Day Jason, Heather Ellis, Fred Lincoln, Sandy Fox, Alex Mann, Pam Sanders
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Armand Weston
Review brief: Length: 71:50 Year: 1974 DEFIANCE! aka DEFIANCE OF GOOD as it says on the print used on this dvd is a film from 1974 and I went into this film not knowing much about it, excep having read a brief outline of the film and it sounded interesting. The outline to this story is that Cathy (Jean Jennings) a young girl is caught using drugs by her mother and her parents decide that it is best for her to go to a psychiatric hospital for a short period of observation. This hospital is a hell hole and all manner of strange men and women approach her in this place. She is raped by patients (one of whom is played by a very young Jamie Gillis) and the nurses and just when we think she may never get out of this place along comes a doctor who promises to get her out of this place. Fred Lincoln plays this doctor. He does an excellent job as this creepy doctor. He takes her out of this horrible hospital to his private clinic and submits her to his treatment which involves her being tied up and forced to have sex with other patients.
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Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Claudia Bella, Kate Frost, Lynn Dumare, Shyla Stylez, Alexis Lane
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Developed & Shot by Joey Silvera SCENE ONE : Lynn Dumaire, a pretty hot brunette from Michigan, opens this scene outside in a parking lot, pitching a softball to Mike Metropolis. Theres text that says she has the finest breast Ive seen in my life period, and while I cant make such a bold statement, I can agree that she does have some truly nice natural tits, which are exposed from under her pulled up top. She has a tattoo between her tits, not a big one, but one that would look better not there, and she is wearing a pair of short red shorts. Joey asks her some questions, she says shes 18, and shes been a pitcher for 11 years, plus she got kicked out of high school. Joey goes on to pull the shorts down as she bends over, getting a nice shot of her white panties and her ass before she walks to the building, where she sits, smoking a cigar and blowing the smoke into his face. Once inside, as she stands in front of an open refrigerator, she pours some milk into a glass but doesnt really drink much, if any, instead she lets it pour down her chest and stomach.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Miami Studios
Review brief: Its not the twinks you will remember sucking in this one. Its the production values that truly suck. Its as though a high school student were given a video cam for Christmas and got all his friends together to make a fuck film. Actually Ive seen better camera work in home movies than here. And thats a real pity because the guys are cute and with first-rate videography and some decent direction and some passion in the sex scenes this could really be something. Did I mention the sex lacked passion? Oh, my, does it ever. A ten-dollar whore at the end of her shift shows more sexual passion than these youngsters. How can such cute young guys be so boring? Because they need a professional behind the scenes, thats how? You can have amateurs behind the scenes and get away with it. Amateurs behind the scenes, not bloody likely. And with amateurs both in front of and behind the camera, failure is assured. The film is introduced by Lance, a young blond with tattoos who looks about as cuddly as a porcupine. The kind whod yawn while being blown. Rough surfer trade.
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Release date: 2/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Kobiata
Starring: Johnny, Guy DiSilva, Mandingo, Darren James, Princess, Sledge Hammer, Angel Long, Justin Slayer, Britney Alexander, Nyomi Marcela, Chelsea Luv, Chelsea Zinn, Judy Star
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Yani Z
Review brief: Jungle Love by Yani Z DVSX/ December 2002 / 113 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single Sided Dual Layer Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Photo Gallery - Interviews - Solo Scenes - Trailers Starring: Ashley Long, Princess, Britney, Nyomi Marcela, Judy Star, and Chelsea Luv Synopsis: These women take more than a walk on the ebony, wild side! Overall: Jungle Love has some good scenes like Ashley's, Nyomi's, and Judy's. This title, if it goes into a series, has a promising future. DVD Quality: It's good. Extras: The solo and interview scenes sometimes overlap the main scenes so it would be difficult to completely say that these are extras. The photo gallery would have been better if it it was full-screen. LIKES: Ashley Long and Nyomi Marcela DISLIKES: Princess Ashley Long Ashley, the 6 foot Brit, parades around the house wearing her Britney Spears inspired private school uniform. The camera gets up and personal and records her ev
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Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by lindi
Starring: David, Fabio Scorpion, Crisbel, Vivian Mello, Fabiane De La Costa, Kelly Diaz, Claudia Polanski, Yasmine Rios, Giselle Lins, Suzy Boneca, Ekzavir Falcon Wray, Victoria B.
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Description Gonzo with she-males. Condoms throughout. General Impression Two strong scenes lead, followed by three average scenes. Sex Two pretty trannies, Fabiane and Gisele, strut down the street and tease Chris Dano before going home with him. Fabiane has dark hair and especially gorgeous eyes. Chris teases her perky, natural tits. Then blonde Gisele joins her and the two girls lick, handle, and kiss each other, before Chris sucks both dicks. There is plenty of sucking all around before Gisele knocks at Chris' back door - and Chris is delighted and surprised - he takes it happily up the ass while he sucks Fabiane's dick. Fabio Scorpion joins them, getting sucked by Fabiane. Then he fucks her in doggy and mish - and she's staying rock hard for it, loving it. A little RCG with Cris sucking Fabiane as Fabio bounces her up and down, then Chris is fucking Giselle in doggy and mish, and she's hard and happy. An all-around playful, upbeat good time is had by all, before they all stroke off. The second scene (girl + tranny) was my favorite.
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Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Saki
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Serenity, Randy Spears, Rick Masters, Mike Horner, Tabitha Stevens, Mickey G., Kaylynn, Anthony Crane, Daniella Rush, Tasha Hunter, Bridgette Kerkove, Anji Cooper, Herschel Savage
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: The Bride of Double Feature! (2000) Studio Wicked Pictures Genre Comedy Director Jonathan Morgan Starring Serenity, Tabitha Stevens, Daniella Rush, Asia Carerra, Kaylynn, Bridgette Kerkove, Tasha Hunter, Anji Cooper, Herschel Savage, Mickey G., Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, Anthony Crane, Dave Hardman, and Rick Masters Running Time 1:55 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.85:1 (letterboxed) for dialogue and 1.33:1 (full frame) for sex Special Features Animated a video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; audio commentary by director Jonathan Morgan; 39-minute behind-the-scenes video; 6.5-minute blooper reel, 19-picture behind-the-scenes photo gallery (softcore); 20-picture photo gallery (mostly hardcore); audio star bios and trailers for Flashpoint, Sex Safari, Pornogothic, and Double Feature! Typical Watchers Jonathan Morgan fans or porn comedy lovers Typical Haters Anyone who doesn't like cheesy plots or one-liners in their porn; condom haters Replay Value Medium Themes Comedy, handjob, girl-girl, blowjobs, PT
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Release date: 2/12/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Aaryanna
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Carolyn Monroe, Jade Marcela, Ember, Sabrine Maui, Taylor Ann, Taylor Starr, Tyler Starr, Ramona Luv, Nyomi Marcela, Kaylani Lei, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Great Fireworks! Guys are so lucky. They can get horny in an instant, which makes them easy to entice and manipulate. Maybe thats why us girls love em so much. Women, on the other hand, are another story. Arousal is less dramatic (physically), and getting in the mood takes a lot longer. This is especially true when my girlfriend and I are together. Thats why when I found this video I couldnt wait to share it with her! We both thought it was terrific! I dont want to sound sexist, but our favorite scenes in the movie were the ones with the youngest girls. (It wasnt that long ago, incidentally, that we were both as young ourselves.) The first takes place outdoors by a pool. The second happens in a beautifully accessorized walk-in tub. The delicate kissing of lips and nipples by the women was the perfect expression of friendship. And the delicious eating and fingering of glistening pussies was, for us, the epitome of romantic expression. In both vignettes, I could almost feel the bone-numbing fatigue in my own jaw from just watching them.
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Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Endorphin
Starring: Nick East, Daisy Chain, Nakita Kash, Steve Taylor [I], Envy, Guy DiSilva, Kurious, Sonia Red, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Samurai
Directed by: K.T.
Review brief: Starring: Sydnee Steele, Envy, Daisy Chain, Kurious, Nikita Kash, Sonya Red, Guy Destiva, Steve Taylor, Nick East Pros: Sydnee Steele dressed, half dressed and naked!!! Envy and her incredible body!!!, Nikita, Daisy, Kurious, miniplots, some dirty talk, a short moment of ass quivers Cons: camera flashes distract the viewer, does that dog have a mic?, must vies ads before seeing the picture Why I have it: It was free with a $50 purchase at fivestar(I believe). Features: slide show and ads you are forced to watch Overall: The production quality is not all that good. Three scenes included camera flashes which alert the viewer to the fact that stills are being taken and the other scene includes a dog barking in the background. But, it does make for good mini-plot porn for those that can see past the imperfections. Envy/dude Envy has such a damn good, tight body. Envy interviews a guy for a position, but thankfully she makes him try out different positions. Did I mention that she has a great body? He cums on her tits and I think he gets the position.
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Release date: 5/13/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Grammarian
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Highlights: Huge tits, cocksucking, post-cumshot blowjobs, facial plasterings, glazed knockers, some light BDSM in the form of a black strap wrapped around the spooge target's eyes and head, and one peeing scene with the covergirl from 'Die Spermasuenderin'. Cumshots: Many Overall evaluation: 4.2 out of 5 General comments 666 films are basically the same as GGG (you'll notice that GGG is the alphabetic representation of 666) except that 666 usually have at least one urination scene and some light BDSM. I personally don't have any interest in peeing action of any kind. (For all you Seinfeld fans: Not that there's anything wrong with that! :-) But I had seen the covergirl of this 666 film already once in GGG's 'Titten auf Spermasuche' and figured she'd be worth the risk. My hope was that the covergirl would take all the cumshots and leave the being-pee'd-on to someone else, and that's exactly what I got. So all you golden shower fans: better not purchase the DVD in the hopes that the gorgeous blonde, huge-titted covergirl will get pissed on.
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Release date: 9/3/2001
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by Endorphin
Starring: Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mike Horner, April, Chandler, Mickey G., Jewel De'Nyle, Amber Michaels, Keri Windsor, Cherry Mirage, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Starring: Jewel De' Nyle, Sydnee Steele, Keri Windsor, Chandler, April, Barrett Moore, Amber Michaels, Cherry Mirage, Evan Stone, Mike Horner, Mark Davis, Mickey G. Pros: Jewel, Sydnee, April's ass, Barrett, dirty talk Cons: murder after sex, murder during sex, when Mike Horner is giving the pleasure face does it not look like a turtle stretching out of a shell?, see quote below Hopefully forgettable quote: "Daddy?You abandoned me years ago. Now you want to fuck me?" Plot: I wasn't paying attention. I tried on occasion, but it just wasn't worth it. Features: 26 trailers (they were a bit tantalizing too), 10 interviews (Mariah's hot). The interviews are quite obviously taken from the Video Virgin's Gold series. I especially liked Jewel De Nyle's interview because afterwards they showed a raw-scene of her masturbating. The other interviews sere ended with strip tease/masturbation but they were done more in the rock video style. Jewel/Sydnee/Mike Mike is stuck in jail where he has visions of Jewel and Sydnee.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Works World Wide
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 1 / 1 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Stacy, Paola, Astrid, Gabrielle, Niki, and a few guys Initial Expectations: dildosensations.com wasnt too bad. Since this is a newer release than that Im hoping for a little more here. Initial Reaction: Although the last couple scenes were okay, the rest reminded me of why remotes have fast forward buttons. Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants passable technical qualities or sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary quite a bit through the movie. Unfortunately, very little of it is close to average. The audio is very basic and has more than a few problems. Theres background noises and more than a few balance problems. There are a few areas that also look like they might have been dubbed, but from the look and sound of this one, I doubt anybody involved with this feature has that much skill. The video isnt any better. The lighting is okay, but its so pixelated that VHS would be a step up.
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Release date: 3/27/2002
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by Adlion944
Starring: Mark Davis, Daisy Chain, Kristina, Marcella, Carmen, Boby, Max, Kevin Long, Mary, Sabina, Franco Roccaforte, Johnny Slovak, Toni Ribas, George Uhl, Krystal de Boor
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: This won't be a full review, just a warning to Veronica Vanoza fans who buy this DVD based on her very prominent position on the cover. Remember when Star Wars - Episode One hit theaters? Remember how big all the merchandising was for Darth Maul? His face was huge on the movie posters. Action figures, comic books, books, etc. The marketing people knew Darth Maul was cool. Too bad George Lucas didn't. Darth Maul had about 4 minutes of screen time. Patrick Collins duplicated the same effect with Veronica Vanoza. Despite plastering her face all over the DVD box, the DVD itself, the DVD menu, the opening credits - she has a 5 minute shower tease, gives a 30 second blow job and gets fucked missionary for 1 minute with a tit cumshot. That's the extent of her appearance. In the credits, it shows her fucking reverse cowgirl. This footage ain't in the actual scene. The back cover of the DVD shows a similar reverse cowgirl photo. Not in the movie. This is bullshit stuff and I want my money back. By the way, the rest of the movie is horrible, too.
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Release date: 3/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 7 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Toni King, Jodie Cahill, Brook Adams (who was previously listed as Savannah), Kay Wolfe, Andy Wild, Rogert Hornhill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with Sex Around the World: New Zealand, and Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh faces and a bit of artistic camera work Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with a lot of heat and energy or who doesnt like tattoos Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the talent being given directions, the cameraman talking with the still photographer, and somebody playing piano in the room next to where the scenes are shot. The actual sex audio is also often a bit on the soft side.
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Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Dano Sulik, Sebastian Bonnet, Julian Armanis
Studio: Bel Ami
Directed by: Marty Stevens
Review brief: Bel Ami certainly believes in making the most of their resources. Not only have they been releasing material they originally decided not to release such as Out at Last, they have also been releasing their audition tapes in the 101 Men series which now reaches 12 (these are not yet available on DVD) and also a series called Personal Trainers in which guys who passed the jackoff 101 auditions are paired with a Bel Ami old-timer to see if they pass muster having sex. It should be noted that a Bel Ami old-timer is a performer who is in his mid-to-late twenties that fans have seen grow up over the years. In each of the scenes in Personal Trainers, the trainee strips naked so we can admire the wonder of nature, he is interviewed, the trainer appears, they suck dick, and the trainee gets fucked. First up (literally) is Alex Orioli whom the cover describes as smolderingly handsome. I most definitely concur. Alex is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful young men I have ever seen. From his wavy dark hair to the tips of his toes, he is the embodiment of male perfection.
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Release date: 4/21/2003
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by RobHammer
Starring: Alessandra, Carla Fael, Isis Fischer, Michelle Butt
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Running Time: 79 minutes Date of Production: 3/15/03 Produced by: Patrick Collins Cast: Alessandra, Carla Fae, Claudia Polansk, Isis Fischer, Michele Butt, Milena Ravache, Natasha Dumont, Alex Jr., Fabio Scorpion. Juliano Ferras, Marcio Smith Note on cast credits: I don't know all of the performers, and I'm not going to try to guess. The only person I know for sure is Isis. Initial Comments: That 'Patrick Collins Approved' picture and block letters on the cardboard sleeve box cover give me the impression of something sleazy. When the movie starts I am pleasantly surprised. This appears to be in Brazil, with everyone speaking Portuguese. Scene Selection: 6 chapter selections with preview clips for the opening credits and 5 scenes. Review: Opening Credits: This is very classy. There is a lot of raw sexual energy as the camera follows the performers. They engage each other in small groups while the high-energy dance beat 'Transposed' theme song plays. Scene 1: This scene is a scorcher. It's Isis and a gal with that something extra.
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Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Andy Wilde, Kay Wolfe, Jodie Cahill, Geneve Wai, Holly Walters, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, Steve Parnell
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Jodie Cahill, Savannah, Kay Wolfe, Geneve Wai, Andy Wild, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma has impressed me behind the camera in the past. Im really curious to see what he does here. Initial Reaction: It tries merging artistic direction with amateur porn with weak results Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch first timers with an artistic movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants their sex a bit more straightforward Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the cameraman sniffing, and the actual sex is often a bit on the soft side. The video has a soft feel that approaches film slightly, which I think is deliberate as Jon Yuma has a reputation for being a bit artistic in his approaches. There are also frequent split screen views and a bit of non-anamorphic widescreen which furthers the artistic feel of the scenes.
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