No Cum Dodging Allowed 1 (Red Light District) Review

Reviewed by BIGmike  on  6/21/2003

Mike John Productions
In association with Red Light District presents

Starring Mercedes, Megan, Patricia, Amina, Pamela, Katya [Katja] Kassin

Produced & Directed by Mike John

SCENE ONE : This scene kicks off right away with Mercedes, a pretty hot blonde with brown highlights in her hair, walking through a door, wearing a white leather miniskirt, and tied top, dropping down to suck the dick of a naked Erik Everhard, who comes out from behind another door. He jerks himself off into her mouth, after a good, though pretty brief sucking, and she swallows it all down, this being no cum dodging allowed and all. As he ducks back behind the door, she stands and walks into another room, removing the top and the miniskirt along the way, leaving just her bra and panties on, only to drop back down to her knees for two more cocks to come at her from both sides. She sucks both cocks, and one of them belonging to Brian Surewood undoes her bra, revealing some very nice and natural tits, both topped with pierced nipples. Another two loads are swallowed, one by one, and the fucking starts with Brian getting a go at her bald pussy, as Erik gets sucked on again, with Jon Dough getting back in on the oral as well. Three more swallowed cumshots and after all the guys get a shot at pussy, the anal follows, though it’s slow going to begin. A2M, and a good amount of it, along with a lengthy dp, all goes on, and to end this pretty hot scene with not much said throughout, she gets treated to three more loads in her mouth, swallowing each, one by one.

SCENE TWO : Megan, a good looking blonde, with some far apart and penciled thin eyebrows, answers a few quick questions before she has the dick of Erik in her mouth, with two more dicks also walking in, each getting a shot at her mouth. The three guys cum in her mouth, one by one, but she holds it all, swallowing it down together with more oral, and the fucking following. The tight yellow dress she had on her slim bod gets hiked up around her waist, uncovering a nice set of smallish natural tits as Erik gets the first go at her pussy, followed by Jon getting some. After these two guys get a go at her bald pussy, she swallows two more loads, with a second from Erik swallowed, and then Jon delivers one, with the fucking following. Starting with the anal, Erik gets the first crack at her tight ass, then all three guys soon get a turn as well, and a good amount of A2M goes on as well before she gets treated to a lengthy dp. She gets treated to three more loads in her mouth, so ending another pretty hot scene with her swallowing ‘em all together, then Mike John asks her if she’s still hungry, to which she says it was so big, and some laughter to close this scene out.

SCENE THREE : Patricia, a cute brunette, wearing an American flag bikini, says she’s 18 years old, and answers a few quick questions before dropping to her knees to suck Erik’s cock, with two more cocks soon joining in. The three guys all cum in her mouth, after a good sucking, and she holds it all, swallowing it all together. She leaves the bikini top on, just removing the bottoms, so that Erik can fuck her shaved, but stubbly, and pierced pussy first. Jon gets back into the fray, and she sits her pussy down on his cock, reverse cowgirl, while going back and forth between the other two cocks, sucking them both. She swallows another load of cum, then sits her pussy back down on Erik’s cock for more fucking, going back and forth between them both one more time, and getting treated to another three loads, two coming from Erik, to swallow, ending this pretty hot all vaginal scene.

SCENE FOUR : Amina, a pretty hot and slender brunette, wearing a tight blue mini dress, walks into a room, kisses Brian, and drops down to suck his cock. Another cock enters the scene and she sucks ‘em both, being pulled from one, and back to the other, as her dress falls below her small natural tits while. Jon, being that other cock, gives her the first load to swallow, then Brian cums in her mouth, and after she swallows that down, Erik gets the first go at her pussy, as she stands, bent over, with her dress around her waist. Erik really pounds her pussy good, giving her a load to swallow after, with Jon taking over, and fucking pussy, giving her a load to swallow as well, followed by a load from Brian, with more fucking and sucking following. Brian gets the first go at her ass, giving her a decent amount of fucking, with a lengthy dp followed soon after, moving from reverse cowgirl into a midair position. Then to close out this pretty hot scene she gets treated to three more loads, swallowing ‘em all together, and saying “yum.”

SCENE FIVE : Pamela, a hot blonde, wearing a black mini dress under a black coat, walks in through a door, and up some stairs, showing that she forgot to where panties, as the camera follows her to where a naked Erik Everhard walks out from behind another door. So she drops down to suck his cock as a pantless Brian walks down another staircase, holding up an unreadable sign, and soon he joins in as well, with Jon also entering the action. She sucks on the three cocks in rotation before Erik gives her the first load to swallow down, with two more swallowed, separately, then she gets up and walks up some stairs to an indoor locale, with her nice natural tits, freed from the dress top. She removes the dress, bending over to give a nice bend over shot, and turns around to show off a bald pussy. Once again she is presented with the cocks of Erik and Brian, while kneeling on a mattress, she sucks on both, then the fucking starts. Erik pounds her pussy good, giving her a load to swallow, then another, followed by Brian delivering a load into her mouth, with more fucking and sucking following. After she gets a good vaginal pounding, it’s time for some anal, starting with Brian, and moving onto Erik, with some A2M thrown in as well, with a lengthy dp not too far behind. She then swallows two more loads, one after the other, to close a pretty hot scene.

SCENE SIX : Katya [Katja] Kassin, is looking too incredible, lying on her side and talking briefly with Mike, and goes on to say that she is 23 years old. This hot brunette is soon presented with a cock to suck on before another one walks in and helps her free her natural tits from the top of her dress. Brian, who was also the first lucky fucker to have his cock sucked, reaches down to finger her pussy from under her panties, as she sucks on Jon’s cock. After she goes back and forth between the two cocks, Brian has her lie back on the bed and goes down on her while she continues to suck Jon’s dough. Jon gets the first go at fucking her pussy and moves onto her ass from there, and also gives her the first load to swallow, with Brian taking over both holes. She gets treated to a load from Brian, swallowing it down, with a lot more fucking following, mostly anal, and then she even gets a lengthy dp. To close out this very hot scene, she gets treated to two more loads, making it only four for her, not that that would’ve affected this scene much. Saving the best last can explain this last scene best, closing out a pretty hot overall DVD with the hottest scene, not that the rest of the DVD was lackluster.

EXTRAS : Just a little over 4 minutes of behind the scenes, just under 5 minutes of Extra Smut, 21 ½ minutes of Romanntic Review, 24 trailers and web access

OVERALL : Six good looking to very hot girls swallow the cum, because No Cum Dodging is Allowed, through six scenes of typically excellently film work by Mike John. The extras are very good, though there’s no sound during the Romantic Review, which is pretty bad, seeing is how it’s about 21 minutes of silence.

The behind the scenes and the Extra Smut are pretty much the same, and the Romantic Review is a cumshot recap, but why no sound is present during is beyond me.

FINAL THOUGHTS : This has been on my want list for as long as I’ve known that Mike John was coming to the Red Light District... No false advertising can be claimed here, because cum loads, and lots of ‘em, are swallowed down, though there was apparently some cut footage, as some issues with continuity arise at various points. The downside to this movie could be the fact that it does seem to follow a “checklist” of sex acts, though with lots more cumshots than a typical porno. So for those who like watching girls swallow vast amounts of cum, this is a great choice. This also could, and probably will, be compared to Mike John’s Down the Hatch series, because both are pretty much the same, just that this series had less POV shots, and more cumshots. Yeah, I went into more detail than I probably should’ve with this review, but I wanted to illustrate the amount of cum swallowed by these wonderful swallowers, and I must say that Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, and Erik Everhard, do make a great team. These three guys are in each scene, well, except for the last scene, and work the girls over quite well, supplying the cum and giving them lots to swallow.

A great release, from a great director, though not the greatest, but I can't wait to see more Mike John/Red Light District releases. Great stuff.

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