No Cum Dodging Allowed 1 (Red Light District) Review

Reviewed by Porn Scout  on  6/9/2003

Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed, the debut release from Mike John Productions and Red Light District, is very, very good pornography. If you like hardcore, no-nonsense porn with lots of anal, ATM and tons of cum swallowing throughout, this is the movie you've been waiting for. If, on the other hand, you're looking for more tease and a slow buildup, No Cum Dodging Allowed might not be the first title on your list.

I'm not going to do a complete scene-by-scene breakdown. However, the tone for this movie is set in the first scene when Mercedes walks through the door and immediately sinks to her knees to suck Erik Everhard's cock. He shoots his load within a couple of minutes and she swallows it easily. After sucking off Erik, the scene transitions to the living room, where she takes on three guys in various positions, swallowing multiple loads from each cock. I actually lost track of how many loads she swallows but it's in the range of ten or so.

Although I'm not going to describe each scene in detail, I have included below a few brief comments below:

Scene 1 - Mercedes - Tall, leggy, very pretty girl with a nearly perfect porn body including one of the best sets of all-natural tits I've seen in a while, at least on a newcomer. With the right makeup and hair stylist, she could easily move from my admittedly subjective "very pretty" opinion to flat-out gorgeous. Although she doesn't yet have the performance ability of a Shyla or Monica Sweetheart, she really is quite good and seems to have loads of potential.

Scene 2 - Megan - Young blond with smallish tits and lots of makeup. I would say that she's good looking, but in a fairly typical way for a porn star, whatever that means.

Scene 3 - Patricia - Young brunette, somewhat on the skinny side with smallish tits. She looks excellent with a dick in her mouth but unfortunately hers is the lone non-anal scene. This was a pretty big disappointment to me as I personally found her the most appealing of all the girls in this group, with the possible exception of Katja in the final scene.

Scene 4 - Amina - Another young brunette with smallish tits. Similar to Patricia in some ways but in my opinion not quite as pretty.

Scene 5 - Pamela - Young cutie on the thin side. Dark hair with blond highlights, or maybe just a dark blonde, it's a little bit difficult to tell. Probably my least favorite in this group, but I still thought she was pretty good.

Scene 6 - Katya - Dark haired German girl with nice natural tits. The only girl in this DVD that I had seen before. She's just a little bit chunky - not quite the perfect pornstar body. But with Katya, it almost seems like the sum is greater than the parts. She doesn't have the best tits or the best body, but she is really, really pretty and her overall package of looks, body, and performance ability rates her quite high in my opinion.

All of the girls in this title are relative newcomers and they're all very good looking. In fact, I easily could have rated their looks higher than I did. The only reason I held to a 4 in rating the female performer's looks in this DVD is because none of them individually made my jaw drop.

From a technical perspective, the lighting, sound, and camerawork are all first rate, which is exactly what porn fans have come to expect from Mike John. The only thing I really don't have an opinion on are the DVD extras, which include Behind the Scenes, Extra Smut, and Romantic Review (cumshot review), along with the standard photo gallery, trailers, and web info.

I tried hard to come up with something to nitpick at and believe me, it's difficult. My areas of criticism are almost entirely limited to my personal preferences, as opposed to actual problems I had with any of the scenes. For example, one area I can point to is the relative newness of the cast. For some, this is a bonus, and I fully understand that point of view. Personally, however, I would have liked to see a couple of more established performers in the mix, or even just semi-established up-and-comers. I like it when girls that I've seen before in other scenes get extra dirty, which I've seen happen in other Mike John titles over the years. I also think that in going with a female cast that for the most part doesn't speak very good English really limits the potential for dirty talk to the camera, which I would have liked to see more of here. But again, this is a choice that Mike John made in terms of the direction he wanted to go with this title; he obviously wanted a cast of newcomers that would get extremely nasty in front of the camera and felt like the best way to get that was with French-Canadian girls that didn't speak much English, so I really can't fault him there.

The bottom line is that fans of Mike John's Down the Hatch series will not be disappointed with No Cum Dodging Allowed. The girls are pretty, they all swallow multiple loads and the sex is nearly constant from start to finish. Five of the six scenes have anal and DP's and the girls all basically get the shit fucked out of them. No DPP or DAP, however, in case that's your thing. No Cum Dodging Allowed is definitely worth renting or purchasing. I highly recommend it.