No Cum Dodging Allowed 1 (Red Light District) Review

After watching ‘No Cum Dodging Allowed’ a while ago (and after it, ‘Down The Hatch #8’), I can easily summarize my boyfriend’s comments into just six words – “I Want You To Do This!” (Drink cum, that is.) Right, bucko! And where’s my ring?!

Rather than give you a straight forward review of this movie, though, I thought I’d share with you a truly unbelievable experience I had when I watched this video with a friend, (a girl, of course!). Now, just to be clear, this isn’t the girlfriend with whom I share girl/girl videos, but another. This girl’s name is Andrea (not her real name), and the relationship she has with her boyfriend is kind of up-and-down. I think, in general, Andrea tries too hard. But even so, she doesn’t manage to stay with her guys very long.

Now, watching a really hardcore porno film such as this one isn’t something I do everyday with my girlfriends. But Andrea knows that my boyfriend and I are into videos, and she’ll sometimes ask me for my advice (or a loaner) when she’s having a guy stay over for the weekend. I’ll normally give her an issue of ‘Barely Legal’ which, for most guys, is safe; or a video with a few hot girl/girl scenes, if her dude is into that. On this particular occasion, Andrea wanted something a little more “intense.” It took a while, but this is where she ended up. I was a little surprised.

In the past, I would normally just hand her the video. But this time, Andrea wanted to review it with me. To my knowledge, she had never seen stuff like DP (double-penetration), ass-to-mouth or cum drinking before, so I was a little concerned. But Andrea watched it with rapt attention.

The opening scene wastes no time getting to the point. Mercedes, a cute blonde, kneels and blows her first dude -- and he comes right away into her mouth! She then strips and deep throats two more guys, and they feed her quite a bit more. Since she’s just warming up, Mercedes then proceeds to fuck all three men on the bed – missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl – in her pussy; and then similarly in her ass! The men continue to ejaculate into her mouth – whenever the mood strikes them – all throughout her segment. Mercedes then engages in a fun series of DP’s, first on her back; and then suspended in the air between her guys -- as they stand in front and behind her! She finally concludes by kneeling to lovingly accept the last two helpings served generously between her lips.

I stole a quick glance at Andrea afterwards. And even though she had just witnessed over a half-a-dozen swallowed cumshots -- her first time ever – she looked unfazed by it all; so we moved on.

Next up is Megan, a thin-faced French Canadian blonde, who blows her three dudes and lets them immediately climax down the center of her tongue. They cradle her face tenderly with their hands as they do so. And Megan rewards them by letting them pound her pussy, her asshole, and then both orifices simultaneously before they jerk off three more times into the back of Megan’s throat.

My favorite actress, Patricia, a broad cheekboned brunette with beautiful eyes, sucks her dudes and drinks their output. They then reload to impale Patricia from the side and from below. Patricia, for her conclusion, looks up at each of them lovingly – and makes all of their cum disappear.

A tall Amina swallows two loads right off after sucking a pair of cocks. Her dudes then fuck her cunt doggy, missionary, reverse cowgirl – and then DP – while relieving themselves into her pretty oral passage all throughout her vignette.

The last two girls, Pamela (a tall streaky blonde with a really cute ass) and Katya (a broad-faced brunette with blue eye shadow), do all of the above in separate scenes, with the camera giving us several luscious down-their-throats views of their mouths overflowing with cream -- before they swallow it all completely!

Although I had seen this movie before, watching it again still left me drained. I turned to Andrea, and I was surprised by what I found.

Rather than being disgusted (or even mildly exhausted) by the amazing deeds she had just seen portrayed, Andrea seemed to have taken it all in very matter-of-factly. She amazingly had but one question, which she had put forth earlier during one of the hearty ass-to-mouth segments.

“How is she able to…?” queried Andrea, hesitantly.
“Lube.” I replied.
“Oh,” is all she uttered. And she never said another word.

I never got a chance to ask Andrea how her evening went. But the next time I saw her, she and her beau had made up -- and then some! It took me a while, but then it hit me like a freight train. Andrea had used this film, ‘No Cum Dodging Allowed’ -- as a goddam instructional video!!! That little slut! I could only imagine how far she had gone; but whatever she had done, her guy (who is actually kind of cute) was absolutely smitten! (Men are such idiots, aren’t they? Sometimes I wonder which of their heads is in charge!)

When she finally returned the disc, weeks later, it looked as though it had never been watched. Damn that Andrea! Needless to say, I won’t let my boyfriend get anywhere near her! Peace out!