Girlvert 2 Review

Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  6/19/2003

The funniest, most outrageously porno movie I’ve ever seen!

Even with its silly title, this was easily the most outrageous and refreshingly funny porno movie I’ve ever watched. Ashley Blue, a moon-faced brunette with torpedo-shaped tits, is an obnoxious bitch who is just a hoot to watch. She is verbally abusive to all of the men and women with whom she has sex. She calls all of the babes “sluts,” “whores,” and “cunts!” She jams their faces with dicks and spits into their mouth for fun. She dons a strap-on and fucks one girl – along with the men – deeply in both her pussy and her asshole. She loves to be pounded in her own back door – and then to suck on the dick that did it! She revels in making other girls catch and swallow cum. And she partakes in the enjoyment of multiple helpings herself! (Needless to say, my boyfriend loved this film as much as I did.)

But the sex is just part of the fun. Ashley smokes like a chimney and loves to eat pork rinds. She gets on the phone and yells at her mother, calling her a “bad parent” and a “bitch,” and blaming her for how poorly she and her faggish brother turned out. And when someone unexpectedly comes to the door, she signs off sweetly, “Love you mom, gotta go!” – which literally left me in stitches.

This film is quite amazing. If a guy were ordering everyone about in such a manner, it would border on the oppressive. But a girl doing it somehow makes it…well, empowering! For once, I wouldn’t let my boyfriend fast-forward through any portions. I didn’t want to miss a single word! (He didn’t object, though -- especially since his hands were occupied, bastard!)

Normally, I probably wouldn’t watch something quite this hardcore. But its surprising how much more enjoyable really graphic humping and sucking looks – when it’s the girl initiating all of the action. I’m slowly beginning to understand why men love sex so much, especially since they typically get to be in charge. (Guys are so lucky!)

In the opening scene, Ashley and her boyfriend pick-up Ashley’s friend, Julie Knights, whom they take back home to fuck with. Julie is a goody-two-shoes, and they make her do slutty things, which she loves. Ashley’s boyfriend comes on to Julie by whipping out his dick and asking her to suck it. Julie, trying to be honorable, tells Ashley of her boyfriend’s advances. Ashley, however, accuses Julie of trying to steal him from her – and uses this as a pretext to slap and verbally abuse her friend, and then to strip her naked while she jams a strap-on down her throat to make her gag.

Julie is forced to take turns sucking Ashley’s fake cock – and the boyfriend’s real one. When she has a hard time deep-throating the latter, Ashley shows her how. Ashley and her beau then trade off screwing Julie in the ass – and making her taste her own flavor on their dicks afterwards. They fuck her in various positions, and Julie cherishes every minute. The most outrageous portion of the scene comes at the end when Ashley steps on to Julie’s face with her shoe – and her boyfriend climaxes all over it! Ashley then orders her friend to lick up every delicious drop – which Julie does obediently!

In the next scene, Ashley hires four prostitutes – three guys and one girl (a blonde). In some of the hottest analingus I’ve ever enjoyed, Ashley commands the girl to give her asshole a thorough tongue cleaning – which I have to admit was very exciting to watch. Ashley and the blonde take turns deep-throating two of the guys; at one point making a contest out of it. The babe then takes a brief taste of Ashley’s pussy before she rides one of the dudes cowgirl with his dick up her twat. Ashley then mounts her to complete a nice boy/girl DP (double-penetration) by fucking the slut in her rear, which makes her howl with delight. Each dude eventually finishes by pumping the girl’s ass missionary before coming inside of her mouth – as Ashley dips her own tongue inside (to get a taste) – before the girl downs the load completely!

Wanting some cock (and cum) all to herself, Ashley then blows and fucks the two remaining guys. She rides one cock – while she sucks the other. Both guys then take turns pounding her asshole doggy and missionary – and making her enjoy her own juices (but, of course). They soon finish in a fun series of face-up and face-down DP’s before climaxing in unison all over Ashley’s rosy cheeks and deeply down her throat.

For the last scene, Ashley has a foursome with an elegant English fashion model and two other guys. The girl is a conceited bitch, and Ashley proceeds to put her in her place! She makes the slut suck both dicks; and both rods are soon fucking her cowgirl in her ass and DP. The bitch then sucks both cocks to experience the flavor of her own orifices on each of them. In a nice finish, the gents then fuck her asshole doggy – and climax one-after-the-other between her lips. Ashley, for her part, uses her hands to prop open the other’s babe’s mouth as each dude makes his deposit. She then uses her fingers to delicately scoop up any errant morsel – before scraping them off on to the other girl’s tongue.

In conclusion, it wasn’t that long ago that I also remember blaming my own mother for being a bad parent, such as when she wouldn’t allow me to shave my legs or wear cute tank tops in middle school -- even though my hips and breasts were fully developed! “C’mon, mom!”

As a vehicle for allowing us to act out – both emotionally and sexually – how we sometimes feel inside, ‘Girlvert #2’ is surprisingly satisfying! I highly recommend it. Peace out!