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People always ask the same questions about other's porn preferences:
"What's the big deal about anal?"
"What's erotic about gaping?"
"What's so sexy about feet?"
And the old favourite: "Isn't double anal just a little bit gay?"
I'm sure you can add plenty better examples.
Here's mine. What's the big deal with interracial? Clearly, I am missing
something if there's supposed to be a particular taboo erotic charge attached
to sex between, shock, horror, people of different races. This is 2003,
right? I'm not naïve enough to think that everyone is enlightened about
this topic, but why keep playing on this issue? I suppose I have to face
it; with niche marketing of porn, if there's a niche, someone's going
to fill it. No pun intended.
Me? I was attracted to this movie by higher things. To wit, Candice Jackson's
beautiful breasts and perfect pout. Now, these are worth getting excited
about!
Candice Jackson
Candice, also seen in RLD's A Group Thing 2, is really pretty, has these
great natural tits and such a sweet, easy manner. I like the way she thinks.
I just want to see some beautiful girls, period. She just wants to make
it with some good-looking guys, period (she gets Michael Stefano and Brett
Rockman…phew, it could have been a lot worse, what with Pat Myne and "Brain"
Surewood lurking down the cast list). Being so obliging, she lets David
Luger feed her some lines about "white dicks", but while the questioning
is lame, the views are tremendous, as Candice shows off her fine body.
So, the guys move in and grope those irresistible knockers, Candice sucks
cock, going from one to the other, and looks so good while she does it.
Throughout the action I see those beautiful eyes and can't help thinking
how pretty she is. The sex isn't too bad either. She takes a reverse cowgirl
ride on each cock, there's a mish-cum-spoons sort of position and then
we see her big wobbly butt in full effect as she rides cowgirl. Doggy
just makes her pink pussy blossom. That's beautiful. Candice just looks
so good sucking and screwing at the same time, and gets quite worked up
and vocal. Mike drips strands of come into her mouth, and she's encouraged
to spill the spooge over her tits. Brett fucks her fast in doggy and comes
over her mouth and boobs. Candice sweetly goes along with more lame comments,
happily smiling away. She's just a charmer.
Trish
Way too sweet for porn Trish, who I recall from Black on Black 3, shows
off her stuff in pink bra and panties. She later says she's 5 feet 4 inches
tall, which makes her a fine package of nice boobs and butt but a tight
little shape overall. Her personality adds to the appeal, as she seems
shy but positive about sex, conservative but ready to get into action
with two guys for the first time.
Now, this all adds up to a perfect illustration of the beauty and the
tragedy of porn. I really want to see 18-year-old Trish, new to sex, never
mind porn, get down and do it, let's make no mistake, but it's so tragic
that her willingness to perform is rewarded with…Brian Surewood! God loves
you, Brian, I'm sure. But even the man himself must realise how bitter-sweet
is the "pleasure" of seeing Trish (tiny voice, so pretty, probably smells
of meadow flowers…am I laying this on too heavy?) being pawed by Brian,
who looks like all his Christmases have come at once. I can't imagine
what's going through her head when she sees his bug eyed leer! Which may
well approximate what I look like when letching over Trish, but it's just
convenient for me to criticise Brian for being a dirty old man lusting
after young girls!
So what goes on? Trish quickly gets into sucking the cocks of Brian and
his partner in crime Brett, her hands so dainty by comparison with their
rough cocks. Again, the sex follows a bit of a pattern, but it's still
reasonably exciting to see her happily allowing them to do as they please
with her, and with no anal to endure she looks much more comfortable than
in Black on Black 3. Reverse cowgirl on each guy, doggy with each guy,
all with Trish doing her best to keep sucking. Brian's really using her
mouth, Trish quite noisy but compliant as they bend her into mish, with
some tit slaps, and more doggy. To give the guys their credit, they keep
the pace up but don't push their luck with her, and after the pair have
shot lots of come on her face, they both look suitably delighted. As they
should do!
Diamond
I'm not so struck on Diamond's looks but her butt is something else. I
also like her lazy drawl, and what do you know? Turns out she's a dancer
from Texas. She demonstrates some moves in a little chat and tease session,
then she crawls into a room where she hooks up with Mr Pete, whose comments
in the scene are a hoot. Rightly impressed with her oral abilities, the
boy certainly earns his corn by not popping too early - though when you
see his meagre load at the end, maybe he had a little accident. Not that
I would blame him as Diamond delivers a mean BJ.
So, the mood seems friendly and fun between them, Diamond seems like a
sexy girl who likes to fuck. All set for a hot scene, then? Unfortunately,
that's not the way it pans out. It begins well enough with Diamond showing
off her mighty ass and boundless energy by bouncing on Pete's prick in
cowgirl. Bouncing away she goes, bouncing and bouncing. Great. For a while.
But this goes on way too long, and the problem is compounded by another
lengthy position, reverse cowgirl, for the anal. This has the benefit
of demonstrating her powerful thighs but the drawback of showing how Diamond
unfortunately appears less than enthralled about the whole deal. Spoons
anal and a seemingly unappreciated facial cumshot - that's the way it
looks - draw the final curtain on a scene that starts full of promise
but goes downhill. Fast.
J. Lava
There's no doubt that Miss J. Lava exudes the kind of sexiness that you'd
need to match up to a stage name that's meant to say "I am hot stuff".
However, while this pretty, curvy girl has the looks, I am not sure she
has the performance (oddly enough she comes across a lot better in the
POV scene with David in the DVD extras). I'll get to that in a minute,
but first we see there's no room for subtlety as J flashes her pussy from
beneath red underwear and tells us just how she likes to suck dick. Chatting
with David, it emerges she's a secretary and they talk about white cock.
Are these facts connected? She shows off her fine ass and that's the cue
for the dynamic duo of Pat Myne and Mr Pete to move in and smack it.
J keeps an eye on the camera as she sucks both cocks. She starts off making
these funny little noises as she rides Pat's dick, which makes her pussy
cream. However, while it looks good, as we see her rump shaking as Pat
picks up the pace, the sex seems slightly awkward and I feel J could be
a little bit more active, get a little more involved. She makes her presence
felt audibly as her squeals turn to a constant monotonous moan, which
is quite fitting as the sex settles into something of a rut too. Doggy,
reverse cowgirl, missionary, all with added oral - she still keeps on
with this headache-inducing moan. I'm not sure what to make of the way
she takes one facial, wipes it off, then immediately resumes moaning as
before. Convincing? The second load lands on her nose. So, a sexy girl
who looks good, has a great body but really needs to loosen up and stop
putting it on for the camera so much. Maybe that's unfair, but that's
the way it looks from here.
Delicious
Like the scene with Trish, this is another case of the queasy and uneasy
appeal of porn. Delicious is fresh out of high school, just 18 and supposedly
a good student who's only been with one guy before. This is her first
scene, but not only does she want to try two guys for the first time,
she also wants to try anal for the first time. Delicious is a kind of
pretty, sparkly sort of girl, though her smile is a bit "gummy", if you
know what I mean, but I can't help wondering if she's bitten off more
than she can chew.
Oddly, her make-up has vanished after the chat with David (see the DVD
extras to find out why) and in come Brett and Pete. They get her to show
off her ass, they finger her and she moans softly as she sucks their cocks,
looking maybe nervous, maybe quite turned on. Pete actually does pretty
much all the fucking, Brett having to make to with oral (he warns her
to watch her teeth…ow!) and there's cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. In the
latter position her curious titties bounce - odd that she's got a firm
stomach but droopy boobs. But that's probably unfair scrutiny.
Anyway, let's get to that first time anal, which doesn't look good and
her comments in the behind the scenes confirm it. Just as well David doesn't
get too much coverage of her face as Pete fucks her ass in spoons, as
I'd hate to dwell on her discomfort. Brett drops his load on her face
and Pete follows up with a watery wad to end a scene that starts well
with some nice, natural action but once again tails off.
Tianna
Another girl I remember well from Black on Black 3, Tianna is a very charming,
pretty young woman with braided hair and a big smile, which ties for her
best feature along with her superb tits and great ass. She's very curvy
and very naturally sexy all round. After the usual strip and chat with
David in which she professes a love of white dicks, she goes down stairs
and finds Brett, who's understandably eager to bury his face in her deep
ass crack. She blows him in return and is fit for some harder oral action.
Reverse cowgirl is a great position for her with her firm, full tits standing
proud. She's just so much more into it - this is much more like the real
deal. Turning round to blow Brett, getting into doggy to take it while
showing off her ass and hen ending up with a thick, delayed action facial
shot on her soft lips, Tianna seems to have fun taking it all and still
asks for more.
Her wish is granted, and we next see her pawing at the crotch of what
turns out to be Pat Myne's pants. She gets his dick out for some impressive
wet, deep oral. This girl really is the complete package for me, and clearly
Pat is impressed too. I've had a pop at him before but this is a good
turn, and it's one of those indicators that the girl is really doing something
when it looks like a jaded cocksman, such as Pat, might well be losing
his professional cool. The way Tianna moves around on Pat's cock is something
I'd imagine would drive any man crazy and I love the way she turns from
laid back to nasty over the course of the scene. So, lots of fucking and
a facial finish and the best thing is that it's just fun. Pat tries and
fails to shoot a second load but who can blame him for getting so worked
up about her?
Overall
White Dicks in Black Chicks 2 has its moments but it's not entirely a
success. The comparison with Black on Black 3 doesn't end at sharing cast
members, though the close association of many Red Light Products in terms
of cast is something that contributes to the production line feel of many
of their products. Both movies are directed by David Luger and have the
same strengths (good casting, solid shooting and lighting, straight-to-the-point
action) and weaknesses (lack of direction, scarcity of chemistry, ponderous
editing, unimaginative interviewing) as any of his movies. But more than
anything, in this context, they are very, very similar despite the colour
combinations. I defy anyone to tell me that one or the other is more thrilling
because of the racial make-up of the performers.
Now I like the idea that porn can be whatever you want it to be, that
it can be rude, crude, offensive or subtly sexy as required, and this
is certainly no call for political correctness. My bottom line is that
interracial means nothing to me. It's just not relevant. Beautiful women
in action such as the scenes which bookend the movie are what I consider
important. These scenes are the best of the bunch here and star girls
who are plain gorgeous, sexy and a potential credit to any production,
namely Candice and Tianna. Trish is pretty and J. Lava is sexy but both
could do better sexually, which may come, but the scenes with Diamond
and dear little Delicious are really lacking. The movie suffers some quite
laboured action at times, and not for the first time I find that the POV
scenes supplied as DVD extras have much more personality than much of
the movie proper. I feel David either needs to inject more of this kind
of character and intimacy, or some really lively, zesty, fun stuff into
his movies.
DVD Comments
So, following from that, you'll find no quibbles here with the quality
of the extras. The Boner Footage is extra sex action shot in POV style
with David wielding the camera as we find Delicious' lipstick disappeared
all over his dick as she gives him a BJ. J. Lava gives him another tasty
BJ while batting her eyelashes and making big eyes at him - I found this
better fun than her full scene. They have a quick fuck too, before the
action finally switches to Tianna who repeats the feats and makes David
come in double quick time. She's a star! Also supplied are: photo gallery,
trailers and a pretty brief behind the scenes clip with mainly photo shoot
action. Delicious does confirm that anal hurt like hell.
Picture and sound quality on the disc are perfectly fine - it's visually
sharp and crisp and the sound is functional, though I found noticeable
snippets of looped audio to cover director's instructions distracting.
Or maybe Brett did have to warn Delicious to mind her teeth that many
times?
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