Crucifixio Jones's Movie Reviews (200 - page 8)
Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/6/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Mickey G., Lola [I] (ambiguous), Chris Charming, Alberto Rey, Rio, Melanie Jagger, Ice La Fox, Layla Rivera, Cytherea, Kayla Marie, Prilla
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Hot Ass Latinas Vol. 1 **** 2003, 2 hours and 28 minutes Platinum X Pictures Directed by Sean Michaels Starring Lola, Ice La Fox, Rio, Kayla Marie, Cytherea, Prilla, Layla Rivera, Melanie Jagger The Knowledge: Just what the world needs, another performer/director. And Platinum X Pictures needs another one like a hole in the head. Brandon Iron, Michael Stefano, Julian, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Jessica Deeit seems the only people not working in front of the camera as much as they are behind it are Mason and Jewel DeNyle and Jewel only recently retired. All kidding aside, Michaels actually brings a ton of experience to the table, having directed, most notably, his Rocks That Ass and We Go Deep series for his very own SMP brand. In just a short time hes already helmed more than a few titles for PXP: Butt Lickin Sweethearts, Natural Beauties and bringing along with him his old Ass Lickers line. Im not really into rimming so the title that sparked my interest the most is this one, Hot Ass Latinas.
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Release date: 3/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/2/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Cherokee, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Lyric, Kurt Lockwood, Lena Juliett, Chanel Chavez, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Mamacitas 4 **** 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Lena Juliette, Sativa Rose, Chanel Chavez, Lyric, Cherokee, Brett Rockman, Brian Surewood, Kurt Lockwood, Mr. Pete The Knowledge: A man after my own heart, Van Styles is. He likes asses, I like asses. I like latinas (so much I married one) and he likes latinas. Its a no-brainer, after being such a fan of his work, that I check out his take on Hispanic hussies in this latest installment of Video Teams Mamacitas line. You can tell right from the opening credits that this one is going to be a winner. When the clips of the action before the movie even starts is enough to wack off to, you know youre gonna be in trouble for the rest of the movie. This collection of around-the-way LA fillets is almost enough to make me consider moving to the Left Coast. Almost. I hate the Lakers way too much for that. Besides, I like to bundle up in the winter, break out the big leather bomber and skull cap; I need a visible change in seasons.
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Release date: 5/20/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Daisy, Kurt Lockwood, Chanel Chavez, Sativa Rose, Sheila Marie
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Crema Latina **** 2004, 2 hours and 5 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Daisy, Sativa Rose, Chanel Chavez, Rossana De La Vega The Knowledge: Cream pies. Whats the fascination, people? I think its the taboo, its something different appeal that makes it so darned popular. In porn, were so used to seeing broads get it on their ass, chest or face weve forgotten that in real life, we almost never see a male orgasm because more often than not, it takes place inside the female. But in porn, we werent usually afforded the luxury of seeing such things unless it was faked. Who would want to risk pregnancy in non-condom porn and have a child by a complete stranger just to simulate something youd do in reality? Porn is about the fantasy, right? Well, like the times, fantasies change. Now fans want to see porn stars take that risk and at the same time come closer to their own reality by taking shots of semen straight up their birth canal and then to provide the proof, let it all run back out for us to see. What sane man wants to see this? Apparently, plenty.
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Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 5/28/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mandingo, Kaylynn, Sharon Wild, Brian Pumper, Billy Banks, Bishop, Katsuni, Kayla Marie, Luci Thai
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Once You Go Black #3 **** 2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes Evil Angel DVD and Jules Jordan Video Directed by Jules Jordan Starring Kaylynn, Sharon Wild, Luci Thai, Katsumi, Kayla Marie The Knowledge: Jules Jordan is going to fuck around and end up having to accept an NAACP Image Award if he keeps up what hes been doing. He should get a Noble Peace Prize for what hes doing for race relations. Jordan remains one of the most popular directors in the business despite engaging in a practice that is frowned upon in some circles and that is his propensity to shoot a shit ton of interracial action. His former most frequent co-collaborator and two-time former AVN Male Performer of the Year, Lexington Steele, is absent from this edition but there is no shortage of black meat in Porn Valley to choose from to take his talent to the limit in this installment. This cast features the best mix of girls in a Jordan flick in a long time; there is truly something for everyone here. You have Kaylynn, she of the tremendous fleshy bouncy bumper and insanely lengthy Gene Simmons-ish tongue.
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Release date: 1/26/2004
Reviewed on: 5/23/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Alex Sanders, Byron Long, Catalina, Mark Wood, Olivia O'Lovely, Billy Banks, Elizabeth Lawrence, Rio Mariah, Lauren Phoenix
Directed by: Alex Sanders
Review brief: Make My Butt Cum #3 *** 2003, 2 hours and 20 minutes New Machine/Hardline Directed by Alex Sanders Starring Olivia OLovely, Lauren Phoenix, Catalina, Elizabeth Lawrence, Rio Mariah The Knowledge: New Machine. Mostly known to me for putting out compilations of stars early pro-am work, I wonder if they can hold my attention with an original gonzo production. Alex Sanders is at the helm and he has assembled a fine all-star cast of raincoater favorites to fuck. Will it be hot? Will the girls have their working boots on? Will the guys be up to the task of fucking these chicks like they need to be fucked? All these questions run through my mind as I load the DVD into my player. Lets get to the action for our answers. The Action: Olivia OLovely Im just one of those girls who grew up with porn magazines everywhere, says Olivia OLovely (Pussymans Face-Sitting Fanatics IV) in her voiceover as she plays with herself and gets undressed poolside. Olivia is blessed with one of those bodies that makes whatever shes wearing look great.
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Release date: 4/18/2004
Reviewed on: 5/22/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rick Masters, Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Rita Faltoyano, Brian Pumper, Mick Blue, Kurt Lockwood, Katin, Alex Divine, Sativa Rose, Teagan Presley, Heather Gables, Kiara Rose, Dawn Ivy
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Hellcats #3 **** ½ 2004, 2 hours and 38 minutes Evil Angel DVD and Joey Silvera Video Directed by Joey Silvera Starring Teagan, Sativa Rose, Heather Gables, Cris Taliana, Katin, Rita Faltoyano, Kiara Rose, Alex Divine The Knowledge: My earliest memories of Joey Silvera come from the beginning of the nineties. I thought he was the luckiest man in the world because he got to screw the likes of Ashlyn Gere, Kaitlyn Ashley and Nici Sterling. I envied this man, I wanted to be in his shoes. Joeys since gone on to become just as outstanding a director as he was a performer, occasionally still inspiring great jealousy in myself when he comes from behind the camera, like when he injected himself into the fray in Service Animals 11to join two of my favorite performers, Melanie Jagger and Aurora Snow. Silveras latest entry into the ever-popular young girl genre is Hellcats 3, a series that seems to focus on the not-so-innocent lolitas rather than the usual shy and innocuous variety we see in most titles today.
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Release date: 4/29/2004
Reviewed on: 5/16/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Mika Tan, Tyler Knight, Kylie Rey, Maia Ginger
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Banana Cream Pie 3 *** 2004, 2 hours and 40 minutes Video Team Directed by David Aaron Clark Starring Kylie Rey, Mika Tan, Maia Ginger, Heidi Ho The Knowledge: The more I find out about David Aaron Clark the more I find we are very much alike. Besides being a more worldly and better writer than myself, DACs an intelligent, outspoken man who has been known to ruffle more than a few feathers because he rarely bites his tongue, saying whatever is on his mind at any given moment regardless of the subject. Often his views and stances are controversial but he says what he thinks is right (and I often agree) regardless of how politically incorrect it may be. Clark says the things you wish you could say but dont because youre too chickenshit or mindful of other peoples feelings. (i.e. his recent comments in his online journal concerning the moratorium, the HIV scare and fans and companies attitudes about it) In those comments he related that this would be the last Banana Cream Pie movie.
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Release date: 4/20/2004
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Catalina, Mark Wood, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Kayla Marie, Adora, Dana Vespoli
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest 3 ***½ 2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Dana Vespoli, Catalina, Melanie Jagger, Kayla Marie, Adora The Knowledge: Its no secret Ive been enamored with Styles' Azz Fest series thus far. When I heard that Melanie Jagger, Dana Vespoli, Catalina and Kayla Marie were lined up for the latest, you couldve knocked me over with a feather. He did it again, I said to myself. But did he? Can Van even hope to match the heights he achieved with the near-flawless previous two editions? You might be surprised at what Van Styles and Azz Fests biggest supporter has to say. Read on: The Action: Dana Vespoli Recently retired and now living off of US soil is Manuel Ferraras new paramour, Dana Vespoli, who also has the honor of being the lead -off hitter in this fantastic third installment. Danas strutting her stuff poolside, into a house and upstairs to a bedroom. Watching Van Styles follow her with his camera trained steadily on her marvelous ass makes me miss her all the more.
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Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Asia Carrera, Steve Hatcher, Eric Masterson, Sabina, Mr. Pete, Trevor Zen, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Lili Thai
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Whoriental Sex Academy 7 ***½ 2003, 1 hour and 20 minutes Sin City Directed by Bud Lee Starring Lucy Lee, Asia Carrera, Sabina, Lily Thai, Rose, Trevor Zen, Mr. Pete, Steve Hatcher The Knowledge: I think Im gonna OD on Asians. Ive done so many reviews of asian movies from so many different distributors lately its not even funny. Not that Im complaining. Nor can I complain about the crop of Asians Ive been privileged enough to see lately: Charmane Starr, all the Thais, Kitty, Avena Lee, Katsumi, Lucy Lee, Nautica all make my job so much easier. Here we have another flick chock full o orientals, the seventh installment of Whoriental Sex Academy, Sin Citys series in this highly overpopulated genre. Asias former love interest, Bud Lee is directing this one which wouldve made for an interesting set were I directing a movie where my ex-girlfriend gets fucked and cum on right in front of me while she looks like a million bucks. But thats besides the point.
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Release date: 1/29/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Steve Holmes, Kimberly Kane, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Steve Hooper, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Brooke Milano, Kylie Raye, Kylie Rey, Cherry Poppens
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Stuffin Young Muffins **** 2004, 2 hours New Sensations Directed by Tyrone Shuz and Jonni Darko Starring Brooke Milano, Holly Day, Kylie Rey, Cherry Poppens, Kimberly Kane, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Hooper, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Steve Holmes, Ben English The Knowledge: More often than not I find myself laughing out loud at the more absurd titles of adult video. Im sure you do, too. Over the years, weve all seen some winners. Sometimes theyre intentionally funny, other times unintentional. Some even have names that make you cringe. But one thing they all share is that theyre definitely unique. Coming across this title in my stash made me think I was being set up to eventually be snared in some child pornography ring. I mean, come onif you were on AIM or ICQ one night and someone randomly instant messaged you asking if you wanted to stuff her young muffin youd think long and hard before replying, right? Well, if New Sensations and Tyrone Shuz shoved this flick in my mailbox in order to tempt me, dammit, theyve got me. I surrender, guys. Take me away.
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Release date: 4/30/2004
Reviewed on: 4/29/2004
Studio: Sensational Video
Starring: Nick, Xtasy, D South, Tawnie, Wonder Tracey, Samantha 38G
Directed by: D. South
Review brief: Hot Sexy Plumpers ** ½ 2003, 1 hours and 43 minutes Sensational Video Directed by D. South Starring Tawnie, Wonder Tracy, Xtacy and Samantha Smith The Knowledge: A little extra meat aint never bothered me none. I find something more to hold on to attractive, in fact. In the past Ive dated plenty of girls Id consider thick bordering on chunky, voluptuous or rubanesque. I mean, none of them were ever obese, but I can deal with a chick with a larger-than-average frame and healthy appetite. I can name a good number of big-bust, plus-sized nude models off the top of my head with no problem, having been a longtime fan and member (sort of) of Scoreland.com and its affiliates. To quote an oft-used cliché, to me its just more cushion for the pushin. And to paraphrase someone else, I dont give a damn what (people) find attractive. Its unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same. With that said, on to the review: The Action: Tawnie Each scene begins with a short tease or interview segment, conducted presumably by D.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 4/19/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Dick Nasty, Lexington Steele, Rayveness, Vanessa Blue, Brett Rockman, Rhiannon Bray, Victoria Givens, Mason Storm
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: Busty Beauties #9 ** ½ 2003, 1 hours and 29 minutes Hustler Home Video Directed by Mark Kismet, Videography by Mike Quasar, Edited by Moe Green Starring Rayveness, Mason Storm, Victoria Givens, Rhiannon Bray, Vanessa Blue The Knowledge: Im often amazed at just how much I remember from my childhood. One of my earliest memories is of breasts. Not my mothers however, since she was somewhat lacking in that department and I wasnt breast-fed as an infant. It was actually one of my mothers best friends, who had a gargantuan set of bra-stuffers, that first drew my attention and inspired a fascination that persists even now. This might have been considered normal at an age somewhere in my early teens, seeing as how they were so enormous they were bound to attract the attention of a man-child with those types of raging hormones. The problem was, I was barely old enough to speak. I vaguely recall being mesmerized by those huge fleshy mounds on her chest, my mother reaching down to pick me up and playfully chastising me about staring at her guests pillowy assets.
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Release date: 11/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/6/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Roxy, Loni, Maja Lee, Roxy Jezel, Ava Devine, Luci Thai, Kylie Rey
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Banana Cream Pie #2 ** * * ½ 2003, 2 hours and 10 minutes Video Team Directed by David Aaron Clark Starring Roxy Jezel, Luci Thai, Loni, Maja Lee, Kylie Rey and Ava Devine The Knowledge: Truth be told, Im not too familiar with David Aaron Clark or his past work. Im not fond of internal cumshots (or creampies as theyre affectionately called) even if they are one of the hot new fetishes of the moment. Funny that something I find so unappealing be named for something edible. Im an old-fashioned facial man myself. I wanna see the spunk on their grill, not inside. I wouldnt even consider myself a hardcore fan of asian performers, even if there are more than a few I genuinely love. But looking at this boxcover in my hands, I feel as though I should give all of these previously mentioned things a shot. Ive heard and read good things about Clark. Im a fan of nearly every female in this cast which makes me willing to overlook the theme of the video.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: David Perry, Mark Wood, Martina, George Uhl, Sabrina Black, Michael Stefano, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Ariana Jollee, Angel Dark, Sabina (Swedish), Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Ass Cleavage #3 ** * ½ 2003, 2 hours and 15 minutes Zero Tolerance Entertainment Directed by Quasarman Starring Jane Darling, Katja Kassin, Sabina Black (credited as Martina on the boxcover), Ariana Jollee, Sabina, Dark Angel The Knowledge: If I owned my own porn company it would be just like Zero Tolerance. Nothing but quality wall-to-wall and gonzo flicks with an air of class. New kid on the block ZT, in just over a year, has injected originality and breathed new life into a game that was rapidly becoming stagnant and everything but original. Their lines have every major fetish covered, not to mention coming up with some new ones, showing that not only do they have their hand on the pulse of the average porn consumer, but they are willing to give them what they want. Often times, they are the only people in town providing that fix which gives them a virtual monopoly on some genres. One such genre is their plethora of 2-on-1 lines such as Double Decker Sandwich, Blow Me Sandwich and Teen X Two.
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Release date: 12/30/2003
Reviewed on: 3/25/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Lexington Steele, Darren James, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Anthony Hardwood, Michael Stefano, Nyomi Marcela, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Kiwi Ling, Luci Thai, Tai Luv
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Sinful Asians #2 ** * 2003, 2 hours and 5 minutes Platinum X Pictures Directed by Jewel DeNyle Starring Kiwi Ling, Luci Thai, Tai Luv, Nyomi Marcella, Lucy Lee The Knowledge: Your company isnt really on the map until you have an all-Asian line. Hustler has Asian Fever, JKP has Asian Divas, DVSX has Sakura Tales, Red Light District has Me Luv U Long Time, Sin City has Whoriental Sex Academy, Devils Films Tight & Asian, so on and so forth. I wonder, however, if Zero Tolerance has any plans to produce any all-asian features. They have yet to do so despite releasing one all-latina movie, South American Pie in the middle of last year. Id be interested to see Quasarmans take on eye candy from the Far East, thats for sure. For some strange reason us Americans cannot get enough of our slant-eyed sluts and sideways slits from the Orient. To not have a series featuring these women wouldnt be missing out on potential profits, youd be denying a sure thing.
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Release date: 1/5/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: T.T. Boy, Tony T., Chris Charming, Claudio Meloni, Scott Lyons, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dick Delaware, Nautica Thorn, Brooke Milano, Luci Thai, Kylie Raye, Sable Simms, Kylie Rey
Directed by: Robby Fischer
Review brief: Me Luv U Long Time #5 **** 2003, 2 hours and 20 minutes Red Light District Video Directed by Robbie Fischer Produced by Dion Giarrusso Starring Nautica Thorn, Luci Thai, Sable Simms, Kylie Rey, Lucy Lee, Brooke Milano The Knowledge: Its amazing to me that in 2004, the adult industry still remains impervious to the politically-correct notions of mainstream moviemaking. Only in porn can a white man make a flick entitled, Big Butt Black Bitches and not be called a racist or misogynist. In fact, hed be lauded as the opposite; a lover of women, especially those of color. Its a weird world we live in, no? The rules are completely opposite once you reach the Van Nuys city limits. Porn has always drawn clear lines in the sand and looked the other way, turning a blind eye where it concerns ethnicity and what the square world would call blatant discrimination. In smut, its not considered an exclusion, its called catering to a fetish.
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Release date: 12/9/2003
Reviewed on: 3/22/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Billy Glide, Kyle Stone, Venus, David Christopher, Lee Stone, Sledge Hammer, Tyler Wood, Olivia Saint, Olivia O'Lovely, Ice La Fox, Bella-Marie Wolf
Directed by: David Christopher
Review brief: Pussymans Face-Sitting Fanatics IV *** A Feline Films Production in association with Legend 2003, 1 hour and 40 minutes minutes Directed by David Pussyman Christopher Starring Olivia Saint, Olivia OLovely, Venus, Bella-Marie Wolfe, Felix Vicious, Ice La Fox, Lee Stone, Sledgehammer, Billy Glide, Tyler Woods, Kyle Stone and David Christopher Synopsis: A man thats been performing in porn since before I was born is bound to know a thing or two about a thing or two, right? After years of hard work, David Christopher (nee Bernie Cohen) finally came into his own in 1993 after releasing Pussyman #01 as an alternative/answer of sorts to John Staglianos highly popular Buttman movies. Sometimes overdoing the camp and upping the silliness factor too much in some peoples opinions (not to mention his insistence on including himself as a performer), Christophers movies, both feature and gonzo, have been mainly hit or miss with consumers.
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Release date: 11/24/2003
Reviewed on: 3/19/2004
Studio: Le Wood
Starring: Rick Masters, Julian St. Jox, Guy DiSilva, Venus, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Anthony Hardwood, Alicia Rhodes, Steven French, Lauren Phoenix, Katrina Kraven
Directed by: Mark Wood, Francesca Le
Review brief: Double DipEr #2 **** A LeWood Production in association with JM Productions 2003, 1 hour and 55 minutes minutes Directed by Francesca Le Starring Alicia Rhodes, Katrina Kraven, Venus and Lauren Phoenix Synopsis: Francesca Le has always been a quick study. Growing up fast as a notorious wild child on the streets of LA, Francesca had done by age sixteen things most of us havent done and never will do to this day. The lip-curling, vocal veteran of films by such names as Max Hardcore, Greg Dark and late legends, Bruce Seven and Rex Borsky, obviously picked up a thing or two from her mentors before retiring in 1993. The performer is still an on-screen presence but is now also a director/producer, putting out smut under her very own LeWood banner which she shares with husband and fellow performer, Mark Wood (whom she met while she was working as sales manager for Extreme Associates). Since returning, Francesca still performs and not only with her husband.
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Release date: 2/2/2004
Reviewed on: 3/18/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Brett Rockman, Ayana Angel, Ice La Fox, Bella-Marie Wolf, Kurt Lockwood, Lauren Phoenix, Serena South
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest #2 ***** A Van Styles Production in association with Video Team 2004, 2 hours and 25 minutes minutes Directed by Van Styles Starring Lauren Phoenix, Ayana Angel, Bella-Marie Wolfe, Serena South, Fire and Ice La Fox Synopsis: How do you top the first installment of Azz Fest which, barring a few missteps, was damn-near flawless? I dont know how, folks but rest assured, its been done. Styles has trimmed the fat and pared down his male cast to the bare essentials, using only three guys (Kurt Lockwood, Brian Surewood and Brett Rockman) while his female cast is, with all respect to the women of the first, even better than the original. While Styles went with a ton of givens in his first outing, here he breaks convention and perhaps popular opinion by including girls who we all know have asses worthy of adoration, but generally arent the very first people to come to mind when you think about butts.
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Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Jay Ashley, Cherokee, Belladonna, Austin, Brett Rockman, Austin O'Riley, Fiona Cheeks, Olivia O'Lovely, Kurt Lockwood, Talon
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest **** ½ From Video Team 2003, 2 hours and 20 minutes minutes Directed by Van Styles Starring Belladonna, Cherokee, Austin ORiley, Fiona Cheeks, Olivia OLovely Synopsis: Im convinced the US government has tampered with the nations water supply. I remember when white girls didnt have asses. Tired of that fact, being called nicknames like long back and the like, the old white powers-that-be finally decided to do something about it. Today, White Girl v.2.0 is officially coming off the assembly line with butts their predecessors only dreamed of. It can only be the water. After years of neglect, asses are finally en vogue and openly appreciated by all. Sure, in the late 90s Elegant Angel had their Buttwoman and Stagliano made butts his primary focus long before his Evil Angel took in Jules Jordan in the new millennium but for the most part for a long time, only the brothers really appreciated a big round badunkadunk.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Mick Blue, Rhiannon Bray, Ana Nova, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Big Wet Asses **** From Elegant Angel 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes minutes Produced and directed by Thomas Zupko Starring Ana Nova, Katja Kassin, Holly Day, Rhiannon Bray, Gia Paloma and Mick Blue Synopsis: This is the deranged shit Im used to seeing from Patrick Collins hedonistic House of Ideas. Fucking weird shit for no goddamn discernable reason at all. A huge clown face and a black leather couch covered in clear plastic are the surroundings here and I have no idea, nor is there an explanation given as to, why. It just is. Accept it. I agree, that its probably more David Lynchian and potentially horrific than erotic, but thats what Elegant Angel does and they do it best. The lone male performer, Mick Blue is armed with an assortment of toys, most of which are regular household items modified into adult paraphernalia, like someone left a 12-year-old alone in a kitchen with a stack of Hustler magazine and came back a month later to see what his mad mind had created.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Randy Spears, Melanie, Erik Everhard, Alberto Rey, Joel Lawrence, Ariana Jollee, Jamie Brooks, Katrina Kraven, Lili Thai, Dana Vespoli, Scarlet O'Whora, Britney Madison
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: From Her Ass To Her Mouth **** ½ From Vouyer Productions in association with Red Light District 2003, 2 hours and 20 minutes minutes Directed by Vince Vouyer Starring Ariana Jollee, Scarlet OWhora, Jamie Brooks, Britney Madison, Katrina Kraven, Melanie, Luci Thai, Lily Thai, Dana Vespoli Synopsis: Its never a bad idea to blatantly cater to your core audience. While certainly not representative of the entire porn watching community, the posters at Adult DVD Talk tastes are largely indicative of the audience Red Light District seeks to target. When ADT demanded a title whose focus was a new nation-sweeping, anally and orally fixated phenomenon, ATOGM, Vouyer and RLD were there to listen. They wisely took notice and heed to their consumers wants. They soon announced plans to start production on a film that would serve to satisfy their loyal followers hunger. Anticipation reached a fever pitch when the box art was finally released to an eager public.
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Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 2/21/2004
Studio: Outback
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Cherokee, Lee Stone, Sharon Wild, Temptation, Jasmine Klein, Lezley Zen, Chloe Dior, Harley Davis
Directed by: Robert Hunington
Review brief: One True Chance ** ½ From Outback Productions 2003, 90 minutes Written and directed by Robert Hunington Starring Sharon Wild, Jasmin Klein, Harley Davis, Temptation, Cherokee, Lezley Zen, Chloe Dior, Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Barrett Blade, Trevor Zen, Lee Stone Synopsis: A satirical look at a true romance gone mad, says the back of the cover for One True Chance, another Nicole London presentation from Outback Pictures. It is inappropriate that this movie be described as a satire. The definition of satire is a work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn. Satires tend to be smart and take a great deal of skill to pull off; to wittily poke fun at its source. One True Chance is, more accurately, a parody of Quentin Tarantinos first screenplay, True Romance. According to Merriam-Webster the first definition of parody is a work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule. Thats the problem with kids today.
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Release date: 7/30/2002
Reviewed on: 2/13/2004
Studio: SinTec Media
Starring: April, Jeanie Rivers, Jenna Haze, AnnMarie Rios
Review brief: Pink Vol. 1 ** 1/2 From SinTec Media Labs Starring Genie, April, Anne-Marie and Jenna Haze Running Time: 58 minutes No director credited Released 7/1/2002 Synopsis: Four scenes of straight-ahead one-on-one sex with four of porns more popular starlets, the naturally voluptuous Avy Scott, butt lover's favorite Jeanie Rivers, Metro exclusive performer Anne-Marie and current JKP stunner Jenna Haze. Just like the boxcover says, "Wild. Young. Misunderstood. Nasty teen girls get off." Jenna Hazes scene is the hottest on the disc by far. In fact, if you have a friend who doesnt understand the difference or thinks that there is no difference between a bad pornstar and a good one, this would be the perfect movie to show him. The sequencing is such that each scene gets progressively better, building to a volcanic crescendo with Hazes final and explosive entry. She definitely shows why shes considered a cut above the rest and why she was absolutely deserving of her Best New Starlet honors in 2003.
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Release date: 5/7/2003
Reviewed on: 2/9/2004
Studio: SinTec Media
Starring: Brittney Skye
Review brief: My Digi-Girl Brittney Skye *** 1/2 From SinTec Media Labs Directed by Andrew Drake Starring: Brittney Skye Released 3/26/2003 Synopsis: Brittney Skye is what most porn fans desire: a big beautiful blonde with massive tits and a thick rump that probably tastes like French Vanilla ice cream. The self-professed nympho, originally from Valencia, California is probably most famous for streaking during this years US Open to give Jim Furyk a single rose during his final round. Shes an insatiable bundle of buxom curves whos as energetic and fun-loving as her ever-present mischievous smile suggests. Shes also one of the hardest working women on the scene since her debut, likely appearing in something youve seen at some time or another since 2001, since shes worked with nearly every company in existence. She never stops working because she loves sex so much. Sometimes I do two porn scenes a day, go home and masturbate, and then have sex with a partner. What can I say I just love fucking, she related in a recent interview.
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