Azz Fest 2 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  3/18/2004

Azz Fest #2
*****
A Van Styles Production in association with Video Team
2004, 2 hours and 25 minutes minutes
Directed by Van Styles
Starring Lauren Phoenix, Ayana Angel, Bella-Marie Wolfe, Serena South, Fire and Ice La Fox

Synopsis:

How do you top the first installment of Azz Fest which, barring a few missteps, was damn-near flawless? I don’t know how, folks but rest assured, it’s been done. Styles has trimmed the fat and pared down his male cast to the bare essentials, using only three guys (Kurt Lockwood, Brian Surewood and Brett Rockman) while his female cast is, with all respect to the women of the first, even better than the original. While Styles went with a ton of “givens” in his first outing, here he breaks convention and perhaps popular opinion by including girls who we all know have asses worthy of adoration, but generally aren’t the very first people to come to mind when you think about butts. Lauren Phoenix is a dick-seeking debaucherous lust demon with juicy ass for days, Serena South is the wet dream girl of every man whose fetish is youngish-looking college-age girls with a deceivingly big, tight round pooper attached to her small frame and Bella-Marie Wolfe is an interesting and mostly unknown squirting variable who has no shortage of bodacious buttocks. And while I’m not the biggest fan of some of the black stars in the biz, it was nice to see that Styles added a ton of color to the mix; half of the cast are women of color with Ayana Angel, Ice La Fox and Fire rounding out his pot of potent posteriors. We all know they‘re bringing plenty of junk in their trunk for you to oggle.

The Action:

Lauren Phoenix:

Pretty Canadian Lauren Phoenix gives us a tease sequence in a denim skirt and hot lemon-yellow mesh top and stockings. The skirt never really ever covers her ass, it’s mostly up around her waist for decoration and to give the illusion that she’s actually wearing a skirt with this whore’s ensemble. Brett and Brian enter the frame with their dicks hanging low (with Rockman, can you ever really tell?), but you know with Lauren in the vicinity that won’t last long. Lauren does her usual “suck dick like I’m fresh out of federal prison” routine with both men, rabidly attacking both members, gagging until tears stream down her cheeks and they’re both hard enough to fill her hot and waiting holes. Rockman nabs her doggie first, while Surewood gets head and then they switch. During his action, Phoenix only takes off her denim skirt, the guys pound her through an opening in her fluorescent fishnet bottoms. Lauren moves to cowgirl on Rockman but keeps Surewood’s fuckstick securely between her lips while she rides. Phoenix has that “good sex” look about her now, her strawberry blonde hair is disheveled, her mascara is running and sweat is beading on her forehead. Surewood moves around to DP Lauren and I wish I knew words to describe how hot her ass looks in this position. I’m a tit man and I know how annoying it is to watch a big breast movie and the director has no clue on how to best capture something that highlights mammaries at their best. Put your mind at ease, fans of asses have ZERO to complain about here. Van knows just what he’s doing to give you maximum enjoyment of Phoenix’s healthy tush. She sucks Surewood’s prick a2m a bit before spinning around and bouncing up and down on Rockman reverse cowgirl with her ass. Brian steps off-screen for a bit before coming back to penetrate her pussy for another DP. She responds so well to being fucked roughly, with her dirty talk, grunts and groans egging the boys on while they lift her legs high in the air. Styles gets a very interesting shot of this action from underneath that sees the two cocks sliding in and out of her two holes and her perfectly round butt gladly receiving it all. Lauren kneels between the guys once again to test the physical limits and boundaries of her deepthroating skills before they absolutely DRENCH her simultaneously with bucket loads of cum. “Fuckin’ blindfold me with cum, you bastards!” She can’t see the dicks in front of her but that doesn’t stop her from sucking them both appreciatively to end the scene. Anyone in the know is aware that Lauren has ramrod radar. Any cock within her personal circumference is getting sucked off…aggressively. *****

Ayana Angel:

Ayana Angel wears the same mesh get-up from the first scene, except in red and with tight denim shorts rather than a skirt. The shorts look so tight and ride so deep into the crack of her monster booty, it looks as if it might actually hurt. When people talk about “coochie cutter” shorts, this is what they mean. Kurt Lockwood, who has borrowed one of Surewood’s trademark bandanas, walks in to briefly admire her bent over a sofa before she locks her lips around his schlong, making a ton of loud slurping and sucking sounds as she goes. She brings her top down off of her tits, unleashing those 36DD swaying beasts. Kurt stands her up and peels those painted-on shorts off of her ass before fingering her pussy and asshole, slapping that big juicy ass, which you know is all sorts of jiggly. “Give it to me, white boy! Fuck that pussy, white boy! Fuck it, white boy! Fuck it harder, fuck this black pussy!” Ayana screams as Kurt plants his wood deep in Angel’s not-so-secret garden doggie. Lockwood lets her taste herself briefly and then Ayana rims him a little before sucking his “white boy” dick hard and deep some more, making Angel choke on it. “Oooh, this white boy’s nasty,” Ayana notes as Kurt slides his pole between her tits and between her full eager lips, aiming for her tonsils and occasionally slapping it around inside. Back in doggie, Kurt inserts a bright purple butt plug into Ayana while he continues to drill her pussy from behind. She sucks the butt plug and Kurt’s cock simultaneously then we get some more rim jobbing as he works her ass over with the plug again. Ayana continues to gnaw on the toy while Kurt moves behind her to fuck her ass, slowly at first and then picking up considerable speed. Still snacking on the plug, Angel lowers herself onto Kurt reverse cowgirl and hoists her legs skyward, poking at her pussy occasionally with the purple novelty. The couple then move to a leopard-spotted sofa for some anal mish which gives us our best view of Ayana yet. She pries her pierced pussy lips part and lets Lockwood have his way with her ass. Kurt has ripped away at the top half of her outfit, letting her big fake breasts bound about freely. Ayana goes the extra mile and grabs her translucent heels high above her head to help easier facilitate her rectal reaming. Shreds of her mesh top in her mouth and squeezing her chocolate-capped tits together, Angel stares down Kurt, daring him to cum in her mouth. Kurt is up for the challenge and brings her what she was asking for, right over her lips and tongue. “You’re the best white boy ever,” compliments Ayana as she sucks Lockwood clean and beats his cock against her tongue. *****

Bella-Marie Wolfe:

Bella-Marie makes her mark by being the first girl in this movie to break away from the pack and not wear what all the cool porn stars are sporting nowadays. She instead wears a black corset-type deal with laces in the front and fancy beige ornamentation all over it. I know she was nominated for Best New Starlet at the past AVN awards but why does Bella-Marie Wolfe not receive more love from the IPC (Internet Porn Community)? I’ve read reviews where people say she is not pretty, which could not possibly be further from the truth as I find Bella VERY attractive and EXTREMELY sexy without doing anything or saying a word at all. Once she starts doing those things, she becomes even hotter in my book. Maybe it’s because I grew up pining for the Baroness on G.I. Joe as a kid, but I’ve always had a thing for the exotic-looking big-breasted brunettes with an accent. Perhaps it’s the fact that Wolfe may be almost TOO orgasmic for people to really enjoy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a scene of hers where she takes more than thirty consecutive strokes without cumming and squirting all over the room, hopping off of whatever dick she‘s on and stopping the action. And the more she cums, the more frequently it happens until she’s literally squirting every ten seconds. That would be my ONLY gripe with Bella-Marie Wolfe; physically she’s perfect, sexually she’s aggressive and nasty. Here she plays with a dildo to warm herself up before Kurt Lockwood arrives, forcing her by grabbing a handful of hair to choke on the real thing. Afterwards, she rides that real thing cowgirl while Kurt fingers her ass. And you guessed it, it’s exactly forty seconds before she squirts all over Lockwood’s prick and then hops off to suck off her juices. Forty seconds. That’s just…wrong. Kurt got a kick out of it, though. She squirts one more time cowgirl before switching to reverse cowgirl, where she squirts twenty-five seconds in. Twenty seconds later, she’s spraying again. This poor girl is going to dehydrate. About twenty more seconds pass and the female orgasm juice is flying. Never one to be called a quitter, Wolfe perseveres until she squirts one last time and cleans her mess off of Kurt’s dick. She’s very thorough in that regard, even though I never understand a word she’s saying as she does it. I’m all for female ejaculation but six times in under two minutes is just excessive, not that she can help it. Lockwood bends Bella over doggie and hits the backdoor as I wait to see if she can orgasm and squirt from anal penetration. No such luck but Bella-Marie is sure to make reference to her “bum” several times throughout, especially in reverse cowgirl where Kurt holds her arms behind her back. They look a bit contrived, but Wolfe does make some damn sexy fuck faces with those pouty lips and dreamy eyes of hers. Bella has her ass slapped and sucks Lockwood a2m several times from the piledriver position and boy does my man Kurt like having his butt licked. The action is piledriver is a bit brief, though, as the couple moves to mish, where Wolfe hooks her legs behind her shoulders, her pushed-up breasts overflowing right out of her bustier top. “I need some cum,” is one of the few things I actually make out from her as she lies down on the floor and lets Kurt piston away at her ass a little more before getting the milk mustache treatment except not with milk. Wolfe works her mouth up and down Lockwood’s shaft, licks her fingers clean and plants some loving kisses on the head as we fade out. Thank you, Mr. Styles for including this grossly under-appreciated and under-utilized talent in here. Someone needs to get the word out on this chica, pronto. This is one of those rare times where AVN gets credit for being more informed than the so-called fans. They gave her her props, now where are they from the general public? **** ½

Serena South:

If the rumors are true, I am envious of Serena South’s soon-to-be shipmates. As a former Marine who has been stationed with his fair share of Navy personnel, I can’t even describe the euphoria I would feel if someone told me that Serena South would be at my next permanent duty station. If she truly likes to fuck, there will be no shortage of guys to gangbang the ever-living fuck out of her while she serves out her enlistment. Good luck in the Navy, Ms. South, the industry already misses your fresh face and tight little ass. Serena is outside here, posing in some denim shorts and a white top looking, as always, as cute as a button but a slutty button that likes to suck dick, if you’ve ever come across one of those. Kurt Lockwood is the lucky recipient of the blowjob in question today, as Serena moves inside to the bed where Belladonna was fucked so good by Kurt in the first Azz Fest. South blows Lockwood in a variety of angles, first bent over on all fours, then lying on her back while he fingers her pussy. After some basic mish, Serena rides Kurt cowgirl, first doing the snake-like motion thing with her ass over his dick and then just getting held in place and rammed silly for the most part. Lockwood’s diddling her bunghole and periodically inserting his middle finger in there, but something tells me that despite my highest hopes, we won’t be seeing Ms. South do any anal today. I think Lockwood (unintentionally?) misses his target after his dick pops out from the furious fucking, but after one bad aim too many, Serena grabs his cock and puts it in the right place and her only available orifice for him. Reverse cowgirl follows and then South disrobes completely for Kurt’s doggie stylings, while she hangs partially off of the edge of the bed. It’s something about banging a chick right off the bed and onto the floor that’s strangely empowering, right? And people wonder why men have a complex about their penises. They are truly more powerful than anyone imagines. Lockwood doesn’t fuck Serena’s head smack dab into the alarm clock like the sadist in me wants to see, rather she voluntarily turns herself upside for some piledriver penetration and the dick is so good she can barely stand it, her little B-cup titties bouncing as much as they can. She grimaces and curses loudly, barely breathing and biting her bottom lip. “FUCK! This is so good!“, she screams between short breaths and rubbing her clit. She sucks Kurt’s dick straight from her pussy a few times and of course, rims him, too and Lockwood sucks her toes. Kurt pulls her back on top of him and then turns her over for more doggie. Again, fans of asses are in for a treat with the camerawork here as Styles goes over Lockwood’s shoulder and watches Serena fuck herself with Kurt’s dick as he stands still. That’s some hot shit right there as is the rest of the doggie footage, underneath that action and a ¾ side view where Kurt holds South’s hands behind her back while he splits those chunky cheeks with his man-meat and thumbs her butthole. Serena, sensing the end nearing, hops down and places herself in the line of fire, where Lockwood puts her hand on his shaft and has her stroke out his load. She lets the majority of it drop to the floor (bad girl!) but manages to get a little on her chin and polishing off the head while she looks up at Kurt. ****

Ice La Fox and Fire:

This scene came as a total surprise. I knew Ice was here but newcummer Fire isn’t credited on the front box cover, so I had no idea she would be joining the party. That is what you call a “pleasant” surprise. And being a wrestling fan, I’m a sucker for pairings like this that play off of clichés. Fire and Ice. Cute. This really should have been on the cover, but it’s an awesome and unexpected bonus because it isn’t and really, had it been, would anyone enough people know who Fire and Ice were for it to be an effective selling point? For ME, maybe but I doubt it. Fire, who can be described as a more voluptuous version of Candice Jackson, leads Ice to a bed where they admire each other’s bodies, lick each other’s nipples, rub their breasts together and tongue kiss. Ice, who used to be rail thin at one point, looks to have eaten a few cheeseburgers but thank the Lord, it all went to her ass. Both where skimpy white t-shirts with airbrushed artwork on the them, thigh-high PVC boots and mesh/fishnet arm coverings. Fire in black, Ice in hot pink. Bret Rockman appears and undoes his jeans for Fire and Ice. Ice freezes it with her pierced and capable tongue and Fire melts it by staring it down with her big cat-like peepers and engulfing it in her hot mouth. This is one of the hottest tandem blowjobs I’ve ever seen committed to video, with both girls more than willing to let Rockman do whatever he likes and fulfilling his every request. Fire lays a final layer of saliva over Brett’s tool before pushing it into Ice doggie. She then positions herself over Ice’s ass, taking Brett’s dick out occasionally to apply more natural lubrication, spitting down Ice’s crack and pushing Ice back harder onto Rockman by her ass. Rockman’s a lucky fuck as every time his dick hits the air, he’s got two really hot and horny women there just waiting to make sure it never gets dry. Fire rides Brett reverse cowgirl next and as a breast man this makes me immeasurably happy because Fire has tits as big as Ayana Angel’s except they are natural, which allows them a certain freedom when they flop around unlike a pair of stiff bolt-ons. But just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, Styles takes his camera behind the action and over Rockman’s shoulder where Fire’s ass steals the WHOLE GODDAMN MOVIE. Seriously, it has to be seen to be believed. She leans over and just pounds Brett’s dick to dust with that bumper while Ice sits on his face. When the girls switch places, Ice’s newfound curves certainly give Fire’s ass some stiff competition. How a girl so petite can have much ass, I’ll never know. It’s all over the place, jiggling, bouncing and pouring over Rockman’s lap like cookie dough. Fire is right there to choke on Brett’s cock the minute Ice rises and this earns her a forceful doggie style fuck that has her tits slapping at supersonic speeds. Ice likes that and jiggles and pushes together Fire’s butt cheeks in approval. Ice all of a sudden turns acrobat, flipping upside down and spreading her legs far apart, now resembling a perfect “T” for Rockman to pound her piledriver while Fire licks and sucks at her sharp, pointy nipples. HOT. Brett has both girls bend over the sofa so that he can take turns doing them doggie. All that upturned black ass in the air is making me green with envy on this St. Patrick’s Day. Rockman goes back and forth ass to ass, until he shuffles off his cum onto both of their faces. The girls tongue kiss one another and then flick their tongues repeatedly over Brett’s tool to end an unexpected and SIZZLING scene. Fuckin‘ ***** EASILY, bitches. And that‘s without a bit or even a hint at any anal. When this scene played, I forgot anal sex even existed.

Extras:

A controllable photo gallery, cast bios, four previews (the same as on Azz Fest #1), web info, phone sex ads and a fun 17-minute Behind the Scene featurette where we see Fire help Ice remove a hair from her nipple with her teeth and Ayana Angel break into song, singing Twista‘s “Slow Jamz.” Fire also shows her musical talents by giving us a short rendition of Kelis’ “Milkshake.” There’s a montage of Bella-Marie’s squirting episodes and Ayana’s “white boy” tirades in there, along with Ayana saying that she enjoyed Lockwood so much, he’s welcome to fuck her anytime. “He’s a skeezer,“ she says of Kurt. Also of note, is a conversation with Lauren Phoenix after her massive facial where she raves about the taste of Aurora Snow’s ass (“It tastes like a peach. I don’t know what tastes better, her pussy or her ass.”). That’s information we are ALL better off knowing, I‘m sure.

Comments:

I sat and thought for hours (and even slept on it) to think of what I could say that could possibly do this great movie justice and sum up what a perfect piece of filth it really is. I mean, two 4-star scenes bookended by three 5-star scenes? That's a feat. I finally decided on the following:

“Pay close attention to your “rear view“, Mr. Jordan. Someone is on your “azz.” And like it says, ‘objects in mirror are closer than they appear.’”

Crucifixio Jones