Azz Fest 2 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  6/3/2004

Even though some of us enjoy a good mystery, I have to say that I appreciate the fact that Van Steelo titles leave no doubt what his productions are about. Without wasting any time, let’s tax that azz!

Lauren Phoenix
I have no idea how this girl found her way to porn, but let’s all just be thankful that she did. Long legs, pretty face, dangerous curves, and hair like an Irish Bar Wench. The first time I saw her was in Whack, I mean “Black in the Saddle” She was the only positive thing to come out of that title. By the time I reviewed Slayer Unleashed #3, I knew she was a keeper. Her green fishnet outfit made me envious of the two that worked her round ass over. This girl has so much ass that she needs two chairs to sit down comfortably.

Lauren gave her trademark head, and moved right on to vaginal, and for her most loyal fans, she gave up dat azz! This nasty talking Canadian gave a completely new meaning to makin bacon. This scene wasn't over til these two guys left man chowder all over her soft smooth face.
Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Ayana Angel
Every time I see her, I just want to slap that ass, and see what falls out. She’s got more junk in her trunk, than Fred G. Sanford! Her devilish red fishnet outfit let me know that she was here to do work. Some cat that looked a lot like Eric Everhard pulled out his ivory poker, and asked “Want this white boy dick?” I thought that was a bold move for someone I ain’t ever seen before. Anaya’s response was, “Fuck it white boy, fuck this black pussy”.

Anaya had this cat repeating himself as he slobbered all down his chin. She had him so swollen that he had to pull out for some tea baggin just to keep from nuttin. Once she showed that ass again, it was well greased, and before I could reach to pause the movie, she whispered, “Fuck that ass white boy”. This heal holding anus inspection was good. From all the direction the talent tried to give, I thought maybe Van Styles himself was the slobbering fool. Either way, it was a good scene that ending with a big blast.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10

I have a weakness for thick women with ball bustin bodies. When I think of some of the best, names like Jewel D’Nyle, Ruby, Julie Night, Kami, Ryan Connor, Krysti Love, and the lovely Bella Maria Wolfe
Her ask has a mysterious telepathy that secretly calls to me. It says “treat me like your left hand and rub me raw.” I love to watch her, she loved to ride and bounce, and those sweet soft mounds always stay fluffy and she works her hips.

She showed off her squirting ability as she took an anal beating like no other I had ever seen her take. She is over animated and at times you get the impression that it’s all an act, but act or not, she still looks hotter than an easy bake oven.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Even though her career was short lived, I should add another name to the above list, Serena South
This girl might just have the most amazing natural body to ever enter porn. One cheek alone is big enough for one girl, and her skin is always dark and smooth, and her little love bottom was shaved so smooth that it really looked like a pair of lips.

It’s just a guess, but I have a feeling that she was considering anal. In many scenes, her ass is glistening, and it appears that it may have been slightly teased open. In all her puffiness, it was disappointing to know that her anal work would not come in this title. She worked all the positions possible, and made her man come by jiggling his nut sack while he jerked his stuff off.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Fire & Ice
This is two women with assed that just need to be sautéed and seasoned. I just saw Fire for the first time in Phatty Girls 3. Ice was also brought to my attention in JSP’s Slayer Unleashed. It’s kinda creepy to me that I had a big crush on her mother, Angela D’Angelo in the late 80’s early 90’s and now her daughter if up to the same old dirty tricks, minus anal of course.

These two showcased their meaty asses as this guy who looked like that guy that was doing all the prison raping in Shawshank Redemption served up wood. I held out to the end, but once again, no anal, but I stilled busted like a big boy as those asses jiggled in all their glory.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 6/10

All of these women looked great, and each one had ass to spare. The behind the scenes in this one was more of a blooper reel, but it was still good. Unlike some of his other early works, the lighting was flawless here. Each scene was not headed to the hall of fame, but if you like ass, you ain’t going to have an issue with this title.

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